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(Amazon)   If you have $495 to burn, Amazon is selling a report on the "Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China." It is still a better love story than Twilight   (amazon.com) divider line 18
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2012-06-21 01:25:40 PM
From the author of How to Avoid Big Ships?
azweird.com
 
2012-06-21 02:32:44 PM
The reviews are priceless.
 
2012-06-21 02:47:43 PM
I check email as much as the next guy, but my toilet doesn't need Microsoft Outlook. It doesn't even have Windows...I hope.
 
2012-06-21 02:50:09 PM
50 Shades of Brown
 
2012-06-21 02:56:05 PM
Is it a companion piece to "Outlook on Wood Paper Towel Holders and Subsequent Modifications"?
 
2012-06-21 03:05:37 PM

croesius: Is it a companion piece to "Outlook on Wood Paper Towel Holders and Subsequent Modifications"?


No, no. It's offshoot of "Outlook on Wood Bathroom and Outhouse Accessories in the East Asian Region"
 
2012-06-21 03:09:31 PM

ChrisDe: 50 Shades of Brown


Aand we're done. Last one out, get the lights please.
 
2012-06-21 03:12:04 PM
Unranked item, never sold a copy.

This company just data mines publicly available documents to compile articles. It's a matter of professional judgement if you want to use their computer generated reports or if you want to spend the time finding the data.

But I bet you could hire someone in India to do the research for less.
 
2012-06-21 03:18:37 PM
That "Buy it now with one click" button is looking really scary....it's as if it's willing me to click, daring me with all it's might....I must not click, will not click, absolutely, positively, will not.....*CLICK*.....

i406.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 03:18:51 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-21 03:24:00 PM

croesius: Is it a companion piece to "Outlook on Wood Paper Towel Holders and Subsequent Modifications"?


static.tvguide.com

The correct response is "Outlook on Wood Toilet Paper Holders and Subsequent Modifications".
 
2012-06-21 03:35:25 PM
i570.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 03:37:58 PM
Me slamming those toilet seats on my schlong would still be a better love story than Twilight.
 
2012-06-21 03:56:24 PM
What a crock of shiat!
 
2012-06-21 04:51:19 PM
I give up.

/Can't keep up with the new Microsoft product line.
//Truth in advertising?
 
2012-06-21 09:00:33 PM
On a serious note, I was just in China and there were no wooden toilet seats. As a matter of fact, in most places there were no toilet seats at all. Toilets consisted mostly of a hole in the ground that one is required to squat over.

Also the used TP was to be thrown in a trash can.
 
2012-06-21 10:05:19 PM
I wonder which book uses the word "smoldering" more often?
 
2012-06-22 11:46:10 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo:

Also the used TP was to be thrown in a trash can.


I used to live in a rural town in Kentucky where this was done. I can't recall the reason, something to do with septic tanks or lack thereof....or because the people there were farking nasty and awful.
 
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