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(InformationWeek)   Bromium brings security to hypervisor applications, ponies   (informationweek.com) divider line 35
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2012-06-21 12:51:17 PM
Cool story, Bromide.
 
2012-06-21 02:05:17 PM
i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 03:45:42 PM
i20.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 03:54:50 PM
I HATE myself for understanding that headline
 
2012-06-21 04:24:50 PM
twimgs.com
Jesus Christ that guy has a freakishly large chin.
 
2012-06-21 04:31:46 PM
twimgs.com


"When the stars come out to play, babe
A twinkling show, ooh -- dinner! -- out of sight
Yeah, the night time is golden light time -- big dipper!
At McDonald's (showtime), it's Mac Tonight!"



This all sounds good and dandy until a kernel-level rootkit breaks through and puts a blind fold on it, just like any other application layer defense, or worse just burrows a nice little buffer overflow into the hypervisor itself and settles down there instead.
 
2012-06-21 04:38:15 PM
ok Subby.. pucker up. It's arsehole removal time.
 
2012-06-21 04:41:42 PM
OH GOOD ANOTHER PONY THREAD!

IT IS A CHILDRENS SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS! You freakin bronies annoy me like Applejack's impetuousness annoys Rarity. I know I should be a bit more accepting (just like Apple Bloom learned everyone grows up at their own pace) but watching this show as an adult is seriously pathetic.

Oh and I already know what your counter argument would be, how its "fun" and, just like Zecora, you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, but that's total crap. The world is completely unbelievable. PONIES DON'T EVEN HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS! HOW THE HELL DO THEY BUILD ANYTHING? Everfree Forest is more believable than Equestria, at least there the seasons change naturally. Oh sure you might say that "well, the unicorns can use magic to manipulate objects" but then what about Pinkie Pie? How the hell did she strap all those instruments to her when she was trying to save Ponyville from the parasprites (total rip off of Tribbles and Pied Piper btw). Completely unbelievable, complete crap only suited for kids.

So, "bronies," seriously. Knock it off. Get a job, talk to a girl, get out of your parents basement. Watch something appropriate for your age.
 
2012-06-21 04:43:38 PM
I was hoping this was a frat joke, somehow.
 
2012-06-21 04:46:37 PM
Before you reply, be warned, thereis trolling afoot. I'm sure you're shocked, I know.
 
2012-06-21 04:56:14 PM

Yuri Futanari: OH GOOD ANOTHER PONY THREAD!

IT IS A CHILDRENS SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS! You freakin bronies annoy me like Applejack's impetuousness annoys Rarity. I know I should be a bit more accepting (just like Apple Bloom learned everyone grows up at their own pace) but watching this show as an adult is seriously pathetic.

Oh and I already know what your counter argument would be, how its "fun" and, just like Zecora, you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, but that's total crap. The world is completely unbelievable. PONIES DON'T EVEN HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS! HOW THE HELL DO THEY BUILD ANYTHING? Everfree Forest is more believable than Equestria, at least there the seasons change naturally. Oh sure you might say that "well, the unicorns can use magic to manipulate objects" but then what about Pinkie Pie? How the hell did she strap all those instruments to her when she was trying to save Ponyville from the parasprites (total rip off of Tribbles and Pied Piper btw). Completely unbelievable, complete crap only suited for kids.

So, "bronies," seriously. Knock it off. Get a job, talk to a girl, get out of your parents basement. Watch something appropriate for your age.


Your name makes this funnier for some reason.
 
2012-06-21 04:56:25 PM
 
2012-06-21 05:11:06 PM

Yuri Futanari: OH GOOD ANOTHER PONY THREAD!

IT IS A CHILDRENS SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS! You freakin bronies annoy me like Applejack's impetuousness annoys Rarity. I know I should be a bit more accepting (just like Apple Bloom learned everyone grows up at their own pace) but watching this show as an adult is seriously pathetic.

Oh and I already know what your counter argument would be, how its "fun" and, just like Zecora, you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, but that's total crap. The world is completely unbelievable. PONIES DON'T EVEN HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS! HOW THE HELL DO THEY BUILD ANYTHING? Everfree Forest is more believable than Equestria, at least there the seasons change naturally. Oh sure you might say that "well, the unicorns can use magic to manipulate objects" but then what about Pinkie Pie? How the hell did she strap all those instruments to her when she was trying to save Ponyville from the parasprites (total rip off of Tribbles and Pied Piper btw). Completely unbelievable, complete crap only suited for kids.

So, "bronies," seriously. Knock it off. Get a job, talk to a girl, get out of your parents basement. Watch something appropriate for your age.


Reverse-trolling.

I'm on to you...

/tee hee
 
2012-06-21 05:17:50 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-06-21 05:36:53 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I HATE myself for understanding that headline


img.ponibooru.org
 
2012-06-21 05:40:20 PM

Yuri Futanari: OH GOOD ANOTHER PONY THREAD!

IT IS A CHILDRENS SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS! You freakin bronies annoy me like Applejack's impetuousness annoys Rarity. I know I should be a bit more accepting (just like Apple Bloom learned everyone grows up at their own pace) but watching this show as an adult is seriously pathetic.

Oh and I already know what your counter argument would be, how its "fun" and, just like Zecora, you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, but that's total crap. The world is completely unbelievable. PONIES DON'T EVEN HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS! HOW THE HELL DO THEY BUILD ANYTHING? Everfree Forest is more believable than Equestria, at least there the seasons change naturally. Oh sure you might say that "well, the unicorns can use magic to manipulate objects" but then what about Pinkie Pie? How the hell did she strap all those instruments to her when she was trying to save Ponyville from the parasprites (total rip off of Tribbles and Pied Piper btw). Completely unbelievable, complete crap only suited for kids.

So, "bronies," seriously. Knock it off. Get a job, talk to a girl, get out of your parents basement. Watch something appropriate for your age.


Beautiful
 
2012-06-21 05:42:54 PM
Bronies are pedophiles.
 
2012-06-21 05:47:05 PM

Yuri Futanari: OH GOOD ANOTHER PONY THREAD!

IT IS A CHILDRENS SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS! You freakin bronies annoy me like Applejack's impetuousness annoys Rarity. I know I should be a bit more accepting (just like Apple Bloom learned everyone grows up at their own pace) but watching this show as an adult is seriously pathetic.

Oh and I already know what your counter argument would be, how its "fun" and, just like Zecora, you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, but that's total crap. The world is completely unbelievable. PONIES DON'T EVEN HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS! HOW THE HELL DO THEY BUILD ANYTHING? Everfree Forest is more believable than Equestria, at least there the seasons change naturally. Oh sure you might say that "well, the unicorns can use magic to manipulate objects" but then what about Pinkie Pie? How the hell did she strap all those instruments to her when she was trying to save Ponyville from the parasprites (total rip off of Tribbles and Pied Piper btw). Completely unbelievable, complete crap only suited for kids.

So, "bronies," seriously. Knock it off. Get a job, talk to a girl, get out of your parents basement. Watch something appropriate for your age.


*golf clap*
 
2012-06-21 05:49:18 PM
well since all the hate lined itself right up in the first few posts I think we can dispense with the pleasantries:

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-21 06:02:14 PM
Shadowlancer
well since all the hate lined itself right up in the first few posts I think we can dispense with the pleasantries

Care Bear Stare!

/wait, wrong sissy 80s cartoon
 
2012-06-21 06:04:15 PM
twimgs.com

ricoswaff.com

I feel bad for doing that.

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I HATE myself for understanding that headline


And also for understanding the headline.
 
2012-06-21 06:14:00 PM
image.spreadshirt.com
 
2012-06-21 06:25:35 PM
God dammit. I love the show and even participate in a few threads, but does there have to be a pony thread every day on FARK?
 
2012-06-21 06:37:30 PM

Counter_Intelligent: God dammit. I love the show and even participate in a few threads, but does there have to be a pony thread every day on FARK?


Erry day is pony day.

(Actually, since I got into ponies, I very seldom come to Fark any more. All the pony threads are very one-note. Also, finding genuine friendliness in the brony community has given me very little patience for the snarky cynicism that runs so rampant here.
Fark, it's where optimism and joy go to die.)
 
2012-06-21 06:44:57 PM

fickenchucker: Bronies are pedophiles.


25.media.tumblr.com

/Didn't found the one with Pony-Dude...
 
2012-06-21 06:45:47 PM

Wollffeey: Fark, it's where optimism and joy go to die.


We should get Drew to add that to the slogan picker
 
2012-06-21 06:56:55 PM
Bronies: you are being trolled by this meme. Grow up. Get a life. Be a man.
 
2012-06-21 07:33:44 PM
Sounds like a more expensive, corporate version of Sandboxie.
 
2012-06-21 07:37:43 PM

ghare: Bronies: you are being trolled by this meme. Grow up. Get a life. Be a man.


You first.

/nyah nyah
 
2012-06-21 08:29:41 PM
As horrifying as this is, I can't but admire the skilled sewing.
Link
static.regretsy.com
 
2012-06-21 08:31:13 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-21 10:20:29 PM
Tellingthem: [twimgs.com image 80x97]
Jesus Christ that guy has a freakishly large chin.


Bean Bandit?
 
2012-06-22 12:27:46 AM

Tellingthem: [twimgs.com image 80x97]
Jesus Christ that guy has a freakishly large chin.


Holy cats! Is he a Habsburg??
 
2012-06-22 10:27:43 PM

Tellingthem: [twimgs.com image 80x97]
Jesus Christ that guy has a freakishly large chin.


http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5892/hanoverfiste.jpg
 
2012-06-22 10:28:25 PM

Victoly: Tellingthem: [twimgs.com image 80x97]
Jesus Christ that guy has a freakishly large chin.

Bean Bandit?


home.comcast.net

Like so?
 
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