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(New York Daily News)   Sondance the Clown busted for massive child pornography stash. Shakes the Clown is currently in rehab and unavailable for comment   (nydailynews.com) divider line 155
    More: Obvious, Benton County, Fort Smith, Thomas Harold Morgan  
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2012-06-21 12:57:19 PM
img.photobucket.com
/quick and very dirty
 
2012-06-21 01:16:46 PM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com

/oblig
 
2012-06-21 01:29:55 PM
Wow, this is such a shock. I look at this guy and I think, "Here are the keys, have fun with the kids. Call us when you're done."


assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-06-21 01:36:06 PM

Mugato: Wow, this is such a shock. I look at this guy and I think, "Here are the keys, have fun with the kids. Call us when you're done."

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x485]


That is a pose straight out of a play girl magazine! It screams "touch my special place kids!!! "

/ewwwww now I really am creeped out by clowns
//nightmares tonight *shiver*
 
2012-06-21 01:36:50 PM
Clowns are creepy. All of them
 
2012-06-21 01:45:35 PM
The government does hate small business. Do a little market research and you're branded for life.

/and a good ol' fashion branding is what should happen, on the forehead.
 
2012-06-21 01:48:24 PM
I wonder about big clown's involvement here...
 
2012-06-21 02:05:43 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and conjecture about his choice of 'Son'dance instead of 'Sun'dance. I bet he's a good righteous Christian man who uses his clowning as part of his ministry to children.
 
2012-06-21 02:19:32 PM
Is Chuckles getting high on laughing gas?
 
2012-06-21 02:21:55 PM

propasaurus: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and conjecture about his choice of 'Son'dance instead of 'Sun'dance. I bet he's a good righteous Christian man who uses his clowning as part of his ministry to children.


That's what I thought. Jesus's message, early childhood expert, and clown makeup? That's triple the pedo factor.
 
2012-06-21 02:46:43 PM
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown touched me inappropriately"
 
2012-06-21 02:52:34 PM

I_Am_Weasel: The government does hate small business. Do a little market research and you're branded for life.


Yeah, sheesh. Let's find out what Mittens has to say about this.
 
2012-06-21 03:09:09 PM
He should have already been in prison for his reckless use of Comic Sans.
 
2012-06-21 04:31:28 PM
I'm worried I might get vanned if I click on the "What I do" or "Where I've been" links on his page.
 
2012-06-21 04:32:54 PM
Ewwww....

Who the hell would want pornography of obese children?
 
2012-06-21 04:33:22 PM
assets.nydailynews.com
Equally terrifying without the clown make-up.
 
2012-06-21 04:35:23 PM

oldfarthenry: [assets.nydailynews.com image 200x300]
Equally terrifying without the clown make-up.


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His brother?
 
2012-06-21 04:35:43 PM
The man behind Sondance is literally a peener with ears.

assets.nydailynews.com

A good, solid example of why clowns scare the Bejeezus out of many people.
 
2012-06-21 04:37:14 PM
fark these clowns, all of them.
 
2012-06-21 04:38:54 PM
So how's Butch Clowncity doing?
 
2012-06-21 04:40:15 PM
How long until we finally rid ourselves of the clown menace?
 
2012-06-21 04:41:09 PM
FTFA: "Morgan wasn't dressed as a clown when he was arrested, Dooly added."
 
2012-06-21 04:41:13 PM
That guy is going to replace the giant squid in my nightmares.
 
2012-06-21 04:41:17 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-21 04:42:23 PM
www.sondance.net

Oh, good. There's a coloring page!
 
2012-06-21 04:42:56 PM
Could be worse . . .
sideshowtheatre.org
 
2012-06-21 04:43:10 PM
Maybe I'm going down the wrong limb here, but I have a sneaking suspicion about the reasons behind the spelling of Sundance as SONdance. (emph. added) After all it is Arkansas, which is the buckle of the bible belt.
 
2012-06-21 04:44:05 PM
Anyone remember Ouchy The Clown?
 
2012-06-21 04:44:21 PM

WelldeadLink: So how's Butch Clowncity doing?


Next time I say, "let's go to Bolivia"; let's go to Bolivia
 
2012-06-21 04:44:54 PM
Catholic Priests
Scout masters
Clowns

Not a surprise. Tell you kids, tell yo wife, tell yo husband....these are typical pedo positions.
 
2012-06-21 04:45:00 PM
Sondance, you better take care.
If I find you been creepin' 'round my back stairs.
 
2012-06-21 04:46:01 PM
Hire him! He'll show your kids something funny!
 
2012-06-21 04:46:17 PM
Morgan wasn't dressed as a clown when he was arrested, Dooly added.

/I can't see why this would matter enough to mention, but bringing him to jail dressed as pedo the clown would have been entertaining, esp the mugshot.
 
2012-06-21 04:46:54 PM
Beverly Engle, executive director of the Children's Advocacy Center of Benton County, told 5NEWS that people who like viewing child porn would also be attracted to events involving kids.

"Those individuals seek out to be [in those situations\] because there's children," Engle said.



Wow. What a genius.
 
2012-06-21 04:48:21 PM
How the fark do clowns make a living in 2012? Who hires clowns?!
 
2012-06-21 04:48:52 PM
Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes.

www.exotic-footwear.ru
 
2012-06-21 04:48:54 PM
bhorrorblog.files.wordpress.com
(Or other way around.)
 
2012-06-21 04:51:34 PM

unyon: He should have already been in prison for his reckless use of Comic Sans.


3.bp.blogspot.com
/oblig
 
2012-06-21 04:53:46 PM
Reacharound the Clown?
 
2012-06-21 04:54:30 PM
FTA: parents should be careful

I would be interested to know how to screen a clown you're hiring for being a kiddie porn hoarder.

/ vacuous
 
2012-06-21 04:55:10 PM

Mugato: Wow, this is such a shock. I look at this guy and I think, "Here are the keys, have fun with the kids. Call us when you're done."


[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x485]


I knew that pose reminded me of something:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-21 04:55:51 PM
I don't find clowns as creepy as I find them punchy. Any adult that pursues clownery as a living or a hobby warrants a punch for something.
 
2012-06-21 04:56:04 PM

unyon: He should have already been in prison for his reckless use of Comic Sans.


Really. All the best clowns use Gothic fonts.
 
2012-06-21 04:56:37 PM
"Hi boys and girls!! My name is Kinko the Clown
and I really love you boys and girls.. Really really.... hehe "
 
2012-06-21 04:57:22 PM

propasaurus: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and conjecture about his choice of 'Son'dance instead of 'Sun'dance. I bet he's a good righteous Christian man who uses his clowning as part of his ministry to children.


Or it could be he wants to teach your 'son' about the new 'dance' craze called the Sandusky.
 
2012-06-21 04:59:04 PM
Sondance
You better take care
If I find you been creepin' round
My back stair

Sometimes
I think it's a sin
That I get feeling better
When I'm feeling your kid.
 
2012-06-21 04:59:18 PM
Farking clowns.

I know an old broad, that works with her son. Days as a clown; evenings as a dominatrix. (Yep, Junior works in the dungeon, too)

http://allaboutclown.com/

http://madameelizabeth.com/main/ (Might be NSFW)

Nothing creepier than a clown administering an enema.
 
2012-06-21 05:00:52 PM
Even Homey the Clown don't play that
 
2012-06-21 05:01:53 PM

moops: Ouchy


*sob* I was trying to forget!
 
2012-06-21 05:02:37 PM

scottydoesntknow: Clowns are creepy EVIL AND WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!. All of them



ftfy
 
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