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(Mega 949)   Polygamist leader Warren Jeffs: "Okay, only you 15 guys get to impregnate all the women here." Congregation: "Ohh HELL noes"   (mega949.com) divider line 201
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2012-06-21 01:21:59 PM  
Too bad there's only five women.
 
2012-06-21 02:07:52 PM  
the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?
 
2012-06-21 02:32:36 PM  

propasaurus: the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?


How are there hundreds of people who believe gay marriage will lead to turtle on man sex? How are there hundreds of people who believe airplane contrails brainwash people?

People are farking idiots.
 
2012-06-21 02:33:14 PM  
I am ok with this.


/As long as I am one of the 15 guys.
 
2012-06-21 02:33:21 PM  

propasaurus: the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?


We are Penn State?
 
2012-06-21 02:34:52 PM  
What's the difference between "Texas child sexual assault" and regular child sexual assault?

Wait, I don't want to know.
 
2012-06-21 02:35:17 PM  
All at once? 15 of us? That's sick.

/Gets in line first.
 
2012-06-21 02:35:52 PM  

foo monkey: Too bad there's only five women.


Five sturdy Frankenbeast women who can give birth while slaughtering livestock!
 
2012-06-21 02:36:11 PM  
No seriously! Check again. I'm on the list.
 
2012-06-21 02:36:14 PM  
The mental illness which affect so many sexual deviants ,like pedos, and gays, allowed for this mass failure at following the actual inspired WORD of God. Hopefully these person will now find the true Christ Church.
 
2012-06-21 02:36:38 PM  

propasaurus: the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?


I think a better question is "Why would this be the thing that caused them to walk out?" Surely it's not the most ridiculous thing he's dictated. 'Tis very silly to bail now.

/don't call me shirley
 
2012-06-21 02:36:48 PM  


LarryDan43


2012-06-21 02:33:21 PM

propasaurus: the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?

We are Penn State?


No, you are a dbag
 
2012-06-21 02:37:20 PM  
You know, Jeffs must really believe all this bull puckey.

Because if he were just manipulating his followers for the money and hot, steamy, sex with minors, he's know not to piss them off too much - the male followers bring their families, and the only reason they show up is because they want a "priest" to tell them how awesome they are and how their wives should STFU and help them have sex with minors.
 
2012-06-21 02:37:53 PM  

highbrow45: What's the difference between "Texas child sexual assault" and regular child sexual assault?

Wait, I don't want to know.


I'm guessing everyone involved gets the chair. Perv, victim, everyone.. Just to be sure. Texas-style.
 
2012-06-21 02:37:59 PM  

propasaurus: the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?


Millions take pilgrimage to Mecca every year.
 
2012-06-21 02:38:46 PM  

propasaurus: How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?


He's not too different from Joeseph Smith or Brigham Young.
 
2012-06-21 02:39:03 PM  

swangoatman: The mental illness which affect so many sexual deviants ,like pedos, and gays, allowed for this mass failure at following the actual inspired WORD of God. Hopefully these person will now find the true Christ Church.


God's on someone's side. Or he's making decisions on HS football games.
 
2012-06-21 02:39:17 PM  
You know who ELSE liked something 15 times....Oh Wait....


Polygamist Sex Freak Masturbates 15 Times a Day in Jail
 
2012-06-21 02:39:51 PM  
can I boink em if I use a rubber?
 
2012-06-21 02:40:37 PM  
FLDS just jumped the shark!
 
2012-06-21 02:40:55 PM  

mudpants: can I boink em if I use a rubber?


Rubber What?

/mushroom???
 
2012-06-21 02:41:22 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: How are there hundreds of people who believe gay marriage will lead to turtle on man sex?


I am disappoint.

29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-21 02:41:25 PM  

propasaurus: the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?


I find it funny that apparently this is where they drew the line.
 
2012-06-21 02:41:52 PM  
static.tvfanatic.com

Obscure?
 
2012-06-21 02:41:56 PM  

ChipNASA: You know who ELSE liked something 15 times....Oh Wait....


Polygamist Sex Freak Masturbates 15 Times a Day in Jail


The chafing...
 
2012-06-21 02:42:39 PM  

propasaurus: the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?


When's the last time there was a shortage of stupidity?
 
2012-06-21 02:42:42 PM  

ChipNASA: You know who ELSE liked something 15 times....Oh Wait....


Polygamist Sex Freak Masturbates 15 Times a Day in Jail


15? I think he might have a problem...
 
2012-06-21 02:42:55 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: ChipNASA: You know who ELSE liked something 15 times....Oh Wait....


Polygamist Sex Freak Masturbates 15 Times a Day in Jail

The chafing...

Amateur

 
2012-06-21 02:43:08 PM  
I am in complete shock that a guy like that would say something like this
 
2012-06-21 02:43:13 PM  
 
2012-06-21 02:43:23 PM  

Web_Slinger: LarryDan43


2012-06-21 02:33:21 PM

propasaurus: the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?

We are Penn State?


No, you are a dbag


Hey alright.. another Sandusky apologist.
 
2012-06-21 02:43:24 PM  

LoneWolf343: ChipNASA: You know who ELSE liked something 15 times....Oh Wait....


Polygamist Sex Freak Masturbates 15 Times a Day in Jail

15? I think he might have a problem...


one for each year of his desire
 
2012-06-21 02:44:11 PM  
mos.totalfilm.com
Too much lds...
 
2012-06-21 02:44:15 PM  

LoneWolf343: ChipNASA: You know who ELSE liked something 15 times....Oh Wait....


Polygamist Sex Freak Masturbates 15 Times a Day in Jail

15? I think he might have a problem...


You know who *else* had a problem.......

play.esea.net
 
2012-06-21 02:44:55 PM  

Do the needful: I am ok with this.


/As long as I am one of the 15 guys.


Whoa whoa! He said only those 15 guys can father children. That doesn't mean they are the only ones allowed sex. It seems that all the child support in that community is on those 15 guys. PARTY TIME!

/giggity
 
2012-06-21 02:45:23 PM  

LoneWolf343: propasaurus: the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?

I find it funny that apparently this is where they drew the line.


Oddly enough, this is not an illegal request. It remains a free country; consenting adults are free to have sex with whichever consenting adult(s) they please. Curious that they didn't raise this sort of fuss when it was sending their children to have sex with Jeffs.
 
2012-06-21 02:45:33 PM  
In don't want to impregnate them, I just want to fark them vigorously.


/don't really, I'm not even there. And they may well be hideous, I don't know.
 
2012-06-21 02:45:53 PM  
imgboot.com

Disapproves!
 
2012-06-21 02:46:10 PM  
WTF is a "mega949"? And we have an image for it?
 
2012-06-21 02:46:16 PM  

ChipNASA: You know who ELSE liked something 15 times....Oh Wait....


Polygamist Sex Freak Masturbates 15 Times a Day in Jail


Psshhhh.

Rookie.

/I rubbed it off 4 times while reading the first 30 comments of this thread.
 
2012-06-21 02:47:20 PM  
extras.mnginteractive.com4.bp.blogspot.com

"... And I'm A Mormon."
 
2012-06-21 02:47:35 PM  
as plain looking as those women are, they better have orifices like hoover vacums and be sicker than Belladonna if I'm going to have any of them. The hot ones are boring IF they let you have any. The plain ones know they have to be crazy sick freaks in the sack if they are EVER going to get any.
 
2012-06-21 02:47:38 PM  
lol religion
 
2012-06-21 02:47:47 PM  
Think the better question is how many stayed and agreed with this? Guessing at least 15.
 
2012-06-21 02:48:14 PM  

LarryDan43: propasaurus: the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?

We are Penn State?


This thread was done right there.
 
2012-06-21 02:49:08 PM  
I was wondering what happened with this story. Did they just get super smart about their child raping? I thought a bunch more sick oldies would have gone to prison, maybe enough for this group to simply disband.
 
2012-06-21 02:49:13 PM  

Mikeyworld: Do the needful: I am ok with this.


/As long as I am one of the 15 guys.

Whoa whoa! He said only those 15 guys can father children. That doesn't mean they are the only ones allowed sex. It seems that all the child support in that community is on those 15 guys. PARTY TIME!

/giggity


That's the problem...here are the 15 guys......

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-21 02:49:17 PM  
i4.photobucket.com

Obscurer?
 
2012-06-21 02:50:46 PM  

Oznog: "... And I'm A Moran."


fixed

/get a brain
 
2012-06-21 02:51:54 PM  

propasaurus: the announcement prompted hundreds of FLDS faithful to walk out

How the fark are there hundreds of followers of this pedophile?


A quick wiki search shows anywhere from 6,000 to 10,000 people in the FLDS with about 500 people living at the compound that was raided. Crazy...
 
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