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(940 WINZ)   Curry blamed for Today's dump   (940winz.com) divider line 40
    More: Obvious, Ann Curry, NBC News, Hoda Kotb, Savannah Guthrie, Kathie Lee Gifford, Meredith Vieira, Matt Lauer, NBC Nightly News  
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2012-06-21 10:10:03 AM  
Lemon curry?
 
2012-06-21 10:23:45 AM  
I'm not a big fan of the Today show, but she's easy on the eyes.
 
2012-06-21 10:27:44 AM  
Her problem is she has ZERO rapport with the other hosts. No sense of humor and is horrible at ad-libbing. She can't go off script when Al makes an off the cuff sexual innuendo.
Also, she spends most of the time talking to Matt and forgets the camera is there.
She's trying to get his approval, not ours.

/has said enough to know I've said too much
 
2012-06-21 10:28:39 AM  
Is it just me, or does Ann Curry always seem to be high? Most of the time I see her, her eyes look bloodshot, and she always drones on in this low-pitched, mellow monotone. I envision her just taking monster bong rips during commercial breaks.
 
2012-06-21 10:30:05 AM  
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2012-06-21 10:31:04 AM  
Ann Curry is about as smart as a doorknob. Anything not scripted where she has to ask off the cuff questions is way over her head.
 
2012-06-21 10:31:06 AM  

buntz: Her problem is she has ZERO rapport with the other hosts. No sense of humor and is horrible at ad-libbing. She can't go off script when Al makes an off the cuff sexual innuendo.
Also, she spends most of the time talking to Matt and forgets the camera is there.
She's trying to get his approval, not ours.

/has said enough to know I've said too much


Completely agree. Liked her as a reporter and anchor, but seeing her in this role has made it painfully aware that she has no sense of humor, has no skills at hard interviewing, and is very, VERY awkward at this job.

Send her back to Somalia to interview children of war torn villages. She's good at that.

/Savannah Gutherie FTW
 
2012-06-21 10:36:03 AM  
good morning
good morning
good morning
good morning
good morning
 
2012-06-21 10:37:16 AM  
It's hard to believe she's 55.
 
2012-06-21 10:37:44 AM  
Very nice, subby.
 
2012-06-21 10:41:44 AM  
*Snert* Good one,subs.
 
2012-06-21 10:53:43 AM  
Let Kathie Lee get Ann good and drunk before she goes on. That'll make the first half more interesting.
 
2012-06-21 10:57:23 AM  
Her interview skills are horrible. She'll needle an interviewee relentlessly beyond the point of becoming uncomfortable.

Ann: "Did you or did you not molest that collie?"

Dog farker: "No."

Ann: "That dog was asking for it. Did you fark her?"

Dog farker: "No."

Ann: "You really must like dogs. Did you pet her then fark her?"

Dog farker: "No.

You get the idea.
 
2012-06-21 11:19:23 AM  
She makes a good news reader, but that's it. Put her on Dateline or MSNBC.
 
2012-06-21 11:21:33 AM  
I just wanted to register my approval of this headline
 
2012-06-21 11:22:23 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

Something's gonna get dumped.
 
2012-06-21 11:22:31 AM  

Spanky3woods: Her interview skills are horrible. She'll needle an interviewee relentlessly beyond the point of becoming uncomfortable.

Ann: "Did you or did you not molest that collie?"

Dog farker: "No."

Ann: "That dog was asking for it. Did you fark her?"

Dog farker: "No."

Ann: "You really must like dogs. Did you pet her then fark her?"

Dog farker: "No.

You get the idea.


She never ever fails with the "And how did the death of your wife/daughter/husband/son make you feel?" in that soft, condescending tone of voice as she leans in, constantly nodding her head like a bobble.

IT MADE ME FEEL GREAT, ANN. I'M GLAD THEY'RE DEAD.
 
2012-06-21 11:30:03 AM  
I read the headline and hoped Tim Curry had said something that censors had to hit the "dump" button on.
 
2012-06-21 11:35:01 AM  
Long dongs hammer and tongs!
 
2012-06-21 11:52:25 AM  
i117.photobucket.com

RIP Anne Murray
 
2012-06-21 12:11:05 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
miss me?
 
2012-06-21 12:12:18 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

RIP MAN FURRY
 
2012-06-21 12:25:33 PM  

Homer Nixon: It's hard to believe she's 55.


No shiat. And maybe I'm way off, but she doesn't seem like she's had work done, just staying in shape and relatively clean living.

Regardless, both her and Elizabeth Vargas were high on my "Who on morning TV I'd like to bone" list back in the day.
 
2012-06-21 01:02:37 PM  
I don't know why they made this decision in the first place. Ann Curry made her career off of serious news reporting in war-torn regions of the world with a stern face. She's never come off as affable enough to be doing '7 Summer Barbecue Ideas' or any of the other inane things on Today. Hell, even when she just did the news segments it seemed like she was more there to rain on everyone's parade by reminding them of how awful the world is, compared to the current newsreaders who you can tell don't care about the news and just want to work their way up to co-host.
 
2012-06-21 01:06:35 PM  
assets.diylol.com

*googles*
Close - Navy.
 
2012-06-21 01:16:31 PM  

championgoober: [t0.gstatic.com image 219x230]
miss me?


Come here baby, you know you want some of this...

static8.businessinsider.com

Come let Mama drop it like it's hot

bossip.files.wordpress.com

/latter is one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen
//dirty hot-linker
///Couric > Curry, but I could be talked into a 3-way
 
2012-06-21 01:18:55 PM  

buntz: Her problem is she has ZERO rapport with the other hosts. No sense of humor and is horrible at ad-libbing. She can't go off script when Al makes an off the cuff sexual innuendo.
Also, she spends most of the time talking to Matt and forgets the camera is there.
She's trying to get his approval, not ours.

/has said enough to know I've said too much


I agree with everything you said, though to be honest I've met in person and she's very fun and does have a sense of humor. Only not on the camera. I won't be sad to see her go as I almost never watch the Today show.
 
2012-06-21 01:28:50 PM  
seattlest.com

Hot Pockets?
 
2012-06-21 01:51:30 PM  

Opiate of the Lasses: championgoober: [t0.gstatic.com image 219x230]
miss me?

Come here baby, you know you want some of this...

[static8.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

Come let Mama drop it like it's hot

[bossip.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

/latter is one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen
//dirty hot-linker
///Couric > Curry, but I could be talked into a 3-way


Walter Cronkite would never have behaved this way.

//just threw up in my mouth a little...
 
2012-06-21 01:56:50 PM  

Opiate of the Lasses: championgoober: [t0.gstatic.com image 219x230]
miss me?

Come here baby, you know you want some of this...

[static8.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

Come let Mama drop it like it's hot

[bossip.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

/latter is one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen
//dirty hot-linker
///Couric > Curry, but I could be talked into a 3-way


She seems poised to drop something very hot-and smelly. One can only hope that she has plenty of Charmin paper.
 
2012-06-21 02:09:22 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-21 02:20:06 PM  
I'm here for the lewd and suggestive photos of Natalie Morales.
 
2012-06-21 02:28:30 PM  
We want HER:

www2.pictures.zimbio.com

www2.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2012-06-21 02:38:41 PM  
hollywood.a2zactress.com

Was hoping for Adrianne Curry
 
2012-06-21 03:01:28 PM  

Opiate of the Lasses: championgoober: [t0.gstatic.com image 219x230]
miss me?

Come here baby, you know you want some of this...

[static8.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

Come let Mama drop it like it's hot

[bossip.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

/latter is one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen
//dirty hot-linker
///Couric > Curry, but I could be talked into a 3-way


almost posted that 1st one. cracks me up too. 3-way... i could be persuaded
 
2012-06-21 03:21:28 PM  

Dexterman: We want HER:

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 415x594]

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 385x594]



yes.. yes we do..

www.exposay.com
 
2012-06-21 05:25:00 PM  
For me it was a 1-2 punch of guest host Sarah Palin and the new CBS morning format. I switched and I'm not switching back.
 
2012-06-21 05:36:04 PM  
Ann Curry vs Christianne Amanpour: Which reporter was more ill-suited for their respective domestic shows? Discuss.
 
2012-06-22 08:11:34 AM  
Can't we drop the daytime entertainment news shows already and just replace them with cooking shows?
 
2012-06-23 07:17:25 AM  
They should hire one of the Spanish tv anchor women. I watch them and don't even speak Spanish.

/ maybe it's better that I don't understand what they say
 
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