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(TMZ)   Octomom is the spokesperson for high-interest cash loans called "Octoloans" by a company that has reached new lows   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2012-06-21 09:06:56 AM  
They only charge 800% interest
 
2012-06-21 10:30:45 AM  
Is she an Indian?
 
2012-06-21 10:56:44 AM  
Just bring in your car title and the money is yours. They even let you drive the car home!
 
2012-06-21 10:58:57 AM  
Good for her. She uses her celebrity status to make money to support her kids.

It's not like she's a politician or a Wall Street banker.
 
2012-06-21 11:12:11 AM  
So your interest is compouned 8 times a month?
 
2012-06-21 11:46:43 AM  
I don't see how anyone from any walk of life could buy something that was shilled by Octomom.
 
2012-06-21 12:27:59 PM  
Yes, because she's someone we should all look to for financial advice.

Here's some advice, Honey: Don't have eight more kids when you have no means of supporting the six you already have.
 
2012-06-21 12:30:52 PM  
I know where they store all the money.
 
2012-06-21 12:31:16 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: I don't see how anyone from any walk of life could buy something that was shilled by Octomom.


Because the company who is behind this, for probably a few grand in endorsement fees, just got their advertisement that they will loan a grand to anyone distributed to the entire country for free, and heavily publicized in places like TMZ, where lets face it, the brightest people in the world don't congregate.

Me wanting to take out a full page add in People magazine would probably cost me 10s of thousands of dollars. Or I could do this, and they will write a nice article for me. Oh, and if they screw up in how they report my fees and portray my company, i can sue them too.
 
2012-06-21 12:31:28 PM  

Do the needful: I know where they store all the money.


In her giant, gaping vagina?
 
2012-06-21 12:32:18 PM  
Richard Hatch is doing the same thing.

/YOU can be an IRS tax Survivor!
 
2012-06-21 12:34:25 PM  
Octomom and TMZ deserve each other
 
2012-06-21 12:35:39 PM  
Its

WhippingBoy: Do the needful: I know where they store all the money.

In her giant, gaping vagina?


Octopus
 
2012-06-21 12:37:19 PM  
What happened to HER FACE?!??!
 
2012-06-21 12:38:25 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: I don't see how anyone from any walk of life could buy something that was shilled by Octomom.


People who use payday loan services aren't the kind who put a lot of critical thought into things.
 
2012-06-21 12:39:46 PM  
Who's reaching the new low here? The company or the woman whoring herself to whoever throws money at her?
 
2012-06-21 12:41:05 PM  
There is no limit to the number of ways to exploit the poor in the USA. It's not giant sodas that need to be outlawed.
 
2012-06-21 12:41:43 PM  
haha there is a plasma for cash joint in san diego called octopharma. I categorize payday loans and their ilk right alongside blood products for cash. They need to get on this bandwagon. I see all eight kids hooked up to the machine side by side, and mom walking behind them licking her fingers to count the cash.
 
2012-06-21 12:42:50 PM  

DirkTheDaring: People who use payday loan services aren't the kind who put a lot of critical thought into things.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-21 12:45:10 PM  
Mr. T was doing similar ads a few years back ("I know what it's like to be broke!"). This is the declining end of her 'fame', the 15 minutes are over.
An aside: Even the most baby-loving churches quit supporting, sitting, and caring once the kids become bratty, tantrum-throwing toddlers. She built her own rocky road.
 
2012-06-21 12:49:13 PM  

Fade2black: Who's reaching the new low here? The company or the woman whoring herself to whoever throws money at her?


She's doing what she can to raise money to support herself. I have a hard time faulting her for that. Let's be blunt here: what marketable skills does she possess?
 
2012-06-21 12:51:51 PM  
www.mouseprint.org

www.getrichslowly.org

www.pokeruniversity.org

/usury is how I get biatches!
 
2012-06-21 12:54:09 PM  
60% is a deal. Check out Western Sky:

Western Sky Financial, LLC, is a Native American-owned business operating within the boundaries of the Cheyenne River Sioux Reservation, a sovereign nation located within the United States of America. LEGAL DISCLAIMER: The APR for a typical loan of $5,075 is 116.73% with 84 monthly payments of $486.58, with a loan origination fee of $75.

5000$ today! All for 40800$ over the next seven years. OctoTwat picked the wrong company
 
2012-06-21 12:54:38 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Fade2black: Who's reaching the new low here? The company or the woman whoring herself to whoever throws money at her?

She's doing what she can to raise money to support herself. I have a hard time faulting her for that. Let's be blunt here: what marketable skills does she possess?


I don't have a problem with a mom doing what she has to do to feed her kids. I have a problem with the fact that she knew she had no skills, and no way to make money to support the six children she already had, and then she went and had eight more children intentionally. She can't even pretend that she is just super-fertile and unlucky with the BC (or catholic) because she had them artificially and very intentionally. Knowing that she had no money, no skills, and no means of support.

So while I have empathy for single parents who experience job loss, illness, or something else that causes them to fall on hard times, feck her. She caused her own mess 100%.

The kids I feel sorry for.
 
2012-06-21 12:56:17 PM  
www.ibeg2differ.com

all the rage amongst media-created "celebrities" to participate in preying on certain ...uh ... demographics.

/blood suckers
//like Goldman, etc.
 
2012-06-21 12:58:14 PM  
In civilized countries, taking advantage of people by charging massive interest is illegal.

In America, it's a tax for being poor and stupid.

PSA: if they're behind bullet-proof glass, don't make a financial transaction with them.
 
2012-06-21 01:00:08 PM  
She could do education connection with Shannon Doherty.
 
2012-06-21 01:06:29 PM  
It isn't as bad as people like Alex Trebec peddling crappy insurance products to old people and Senator Fred Thompson and Robert Wagner peddling crappy reverse mortgages. They should know better. They don't even need the money.
 
2012-06-21 01:16:00 PM  

ParaHandy: There is no limit to the number of ways to exploit the poor in the USA. It's not giant sodas that need to be outlawed.


Let's get this straight..... She is exploiting herself and has been from the very beginning of her "fame".....
 
2012-06-21 01:24:57 PM  

ParaHandy: There is no limit to the number of ways to exploit the poor in the USA. It's not giant sodas that need to be outlawed.


THIS!!!

Payday loans and other forms of preditory lending should be illegal. Plain and simple.

What I'd really like to see is a required high school course in the mathematics of finance. A course where students are sat down, given the information straight off of the websites of various credit card companies, banks, etc, where the students learn that a $1,000 payday loan can cost them $10,000 when paid off. Or invest in a CD for at least seven years and get 1.72% interest a year. Then tell the kids: "Remember, inflation averages 5% a year, and has averaged that for the past 80 years.", and then the kids should understand why a CD is typically referred to as a 'Certificate of Depreciation'. If we could teach students in high school this kind of stuff, then there would be less people dumb enough to get these loans, and fall for these other bank scams. Lesson one should be "Just because a celebrity endorses this, doesn't mean it's a good idea. It doesn't take brains to be a celebrity."
 
2012-06-21 01:49:34 PM  
When your vagina is a clown car, apparently it's okay to sell out. What a sad excuse for a human being.
 
2012-06-21 02:02:47 PM  

Duskwuffie: When your vagina is a clown car, apparently it's okay to sell out. What a sad excuse for a human being.


IIRC, all 14 kids came out via C-section and were conceived in-vitro. She has no interest in the opposite sex (from what she has said), so the clown car analogy may well be the opposite of reality.

Of course, I'm not sticking any part of mine in any part of hers because of this VERY important rule:

NEVER NEVER NEVER stick your d*ck in crazy...
 
2012-06-21 02:18:38 PM  

MeSoHomely: Duskwuffie: When your vagina is a clown car, apparently it's okay to sell out. What a sad excuse for a human being.

IIRC, all 14 kids came out via C-section and were conceived in-vitro. She has no interest in the opposite sex (from what she has said), so the clown car analogy may well be the opposite of reality.

Of course, I'm not sticking any part of mine in any part of hers because of this VERY important rule:

NEVER NEVER NEVER stick your d*ck in crazy...


Change "vagina" to "uterus", and the clown car analogy works even better for her than for Ms Duggar, because eight of them were in there at once. Instead of exiting by the door (vagina) Octomom's spawn climbed out the sunroof.

NEVER NEVER NEVER implant your sperm in crazy...
 
2012-06-21 02:27:46 PM  

namegoeshere: MeSoHomely: Duskwuffie: When your vagina is a clown car, apparently it's okay to sell out. What a sad excuse for a human being.

IIRC, all 14 kids came out via C-section and were conceived in-vitro. She has no interest in the opposite sex (from what she has said), so the clown car analogy may well be the opposite of reality.

Of course, I'm not sticking any part of mine in any part of hers because of this VERY important rule:

NEVER NEVER NEVER stick your d*ck in crazy...

Change "vagina" to "uterus", and the clown car analogy works even better for her than for Ms Duggar, because eight of them were in there at once. Instead of exiting by the door (vagina) Octomom's spawn climbed out the sunroof.

NEVER NEVER NEVER implant your sperm in crazy...


I will agree with that. At least Duggar only had one at a time. And I still think that pregnant photo of the OctoMom is the stuff nightmares are made of.

I would say that I stand corrected on the point of d*ick vs. sperm, but since no form of birth control is 100%... Still, we are obviously in agreement that it is not a good idea to risk reproducing with a trainwreck such as this. I feel for the kids, and all the crap they're going to have to go through as they grow up.
 
2012-06-21 02:33:08 PM  
ljwitch.files.wordpress.com
You raped our lands, now we rape you!
You give us blankets with smallpox, we give you loans with 900% interest.
Fair is fair.

/oh and while on our lands, tribal laws apply biatches! Go ahead and stop on by to explain why your payment is late.
 
2012-06-21 02:47:52 PM  
Sometimes I think I should just give up and open a check cashing store. There's apparently no shortage of idiots who are willing to part with their money pointlessly.
 
2012-06-21 02:50:48 PM  

To every person who made a comment to her overly large va-jay-jay:

She's never delivered a baby vaginally.



/I doubt she ever had a penis either.
 
2012-06-21 02:59:41 PM  
she's got those tits that are between too small and too large to be attractive (yes i'm a pedo)
 
2012-06-21 03:02:42 PM  

Godscrack: Good for her. She uses her celebrity status to make money to support her kids.

It's not like she's a politician or a Wall Street banker.


Actually, I DO think she deserves some nonsarcastic credit here. She finally came down to reality and will do whatever it takes to earn money to support her mistake of a brood, even if degrading. That's all most people were ever asking.
 
2012-06-21 03:07:29 PM  

You_Really_Like_Me: To every person who made a comment to her overly large va-jay-jay:

She's never delivered a baby vaginally.

/I doubt she ever had a penis either.


I'm glad you care enough to set the record straight. Thank God you're here.
 
2012-06-21 03:11:48 PM  

namegoeshere: I have a problem with the fact that she knew she had no skills, and no way to make money to support the six children she already had, and then she went and had eight more children intentionally.


I agree, that's pretty galling.
 
2012-06-21 03:24:52 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: she's got those tits that are between too small and too large to be attractive (yes i'm a pedo)


You mean they're just right?
 
2012-06-21 04:25:22 PM  

You_Really_Like_Me: To every person who made a comment to her overly large va-jay-jay:

She's never delivered a baby vaginally.

/I doubt she ever had a penis either.


Protip: People are going to make hotdog and hallway jokes regardless. Chill out Francis.
 
2012-06-21 04:52:51 PM  

HideMonkey: Jon iz teh kewl: she's got those tits that are between too small and too large to be attractive (yes i'm a pedo)

You mean they're just right?


no i'm lying cause i want the kids
actually prefer breasts that are either very small or very large
 
2012-06-21 05:03:51 PM  

namegoeshere: Yes, because she's someone we should all look to for financial advice.

Here's some advice, Honey: Don't have eight more kids when you have no means of supporting the six you already have.


NOW you tell her.
 
2012-06-21 05:44:34 PM  
Anyone else catch her on Howard Stern this week?

she made my ears bleed like i had 8 babies in them.
 
2012-06-21 05:54:43 PM  

You_Really_Like_Me: To every person who made a comment to her overly large va-jay-jay:

She's never delivered a baby vaginally.

/I doubt she ever had a penis either.


www.terrariaonline.com

(hot)
 
2012-06-21 06:18:17 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: namegoeshere: I have a problem with the fact that she knew she had no skills, and no way to make money to support the six children she already had, and then she went and had eight more children intentionally.

I agree, that's pretty galling.


Well, it's a pretty solid speculation that she expected to become a TV reality star like the Duggars did, not just for the cash but for the attention. Of course that went horribly wrong, the public had genuine hate for her, almost universally. And not the kind of hate that Snooki and Paris Hilton ride to infamy and fortune.
 
2012-06-21 07:17:14 PM  

Mugato: Is she an Indian?


Win!
 
2012-06-21 08:11:29 PM  

MeSoHomely: Duskwuffie: When your vagina is a clown car, apparently it's okay to sell out. What a sad excuse for a human being.

IIRC, all 14 kids came out via C-section and were conceived in-vitro. She has no interest in the opposite sex (from what she has said), so the clown car analogy may well be the opposite of reality.

Of course, I'm not sticking any part of mine in any part of hers because of this VERY important rule:

NEVER NEVER NEVER stick your d*ck in crazy...


Came here to say this. For a chick with 14 kids, her vagina may be the most unused part of her body.

/And that kids, is the definition of irony.

//saw the video

///stand by my statement
 
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