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(Fox News)   Kim Kardashian compares herself to the Virgin Mary, since becoming rich and famous without talent or ability is nothing short of a miracle   (foxnews.com) divider line 61
    More: Dumbass, Kim Kardashian, Virgin Mary, Ray J, Keeping Up with the Kardashians  
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2012-06-21 11:08:24 AM  
Ugly ho.
 
2012-06-21 11:08:41 AM  
I tend to not post on threads about her, but now I'm inclined to say:

WHAT?!

Boy, is she dumb...
 
2012-06-21 11:12:25 AM  
I don't recall Mary receiving a celestial golden shower....
 
2012-06-21 11:13:55 AM  
I hope this is her "The Beatles are bigger than Jesus" moment
 
2012-06-21 11:17:48 AM  
So Mary was known for Dat Ass too? Looks like years of artwork needs to be retouched.

I don't recall Mary being that big of an attention whore though.
 
2012-06-21 11:20:29 AM  
More like Mary Magdalene.

/cuz shes a whore
 
2012-06-21 11:21:48 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.


1 out of 2 aint bad.

4.bp.blogspot.com

That aint ugly.
 
2012-06-21 11:29:20 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.

1 out of 2 aint bad.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 580x870]

That aint ugly.


that pic starts off well enough with her pretty face, but it goes downhill as you scroll down to that deformed monstrosity of an ass. that's pretty ugly.
 
2012-06-21 11:43:33 AM  
She became rich and famous due to societies stupidity, not her's...

/and for being a slut on camera...
 
2012-06-21 11:44:57 AM  
I'm pretty sure there are no "accidentally leaked" papyrus drawings of Mary takin' it from behind by some random dude.
 
2012-06-21 11:50:55 AM  
I don't think the Virgin Mary ever had a dick in her mouth. Nor did she become popular because if that particular thing.

/Just sayin
 
2012-06-21 11:59:35 AM  

devilEther: Jim from Saint Paul: Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.

1 out of 2 aint bad.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 580x870]

That aint ugly.

that pic starts off well enough with her pretty face, but it goes downhill as you scroll down to that deformed monstrosity of an ass. that's pretty ugly.


I can understand that.

I feel the same way about Scarlet Johanssen, except start at the bottom of a picture of her and go up.
 
2012-06-21 12:02:04 PM  

Remarkable_Anus: I don't think the Virgin Mary ever had a dick in her mouth. Nor did she become popular because if that particular thing.

/Just sayin


Well, there are some obscure Christian Sects where she is known as Technical Virgin Mary, so you may be wrong about that
 
2012-06-21 12:06:59 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

skeptical
 
2012-06-21 12:08:08 PM  
Zsa Zsa Gabor did the same trick
 
2012-06-21 12:15:14 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.


Kim Kardashian is a lot of things, most of them awful things, but ugly definitely isn't one of them
 
2012-06-21 12:17:40 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.

1 out of 2 aint bad.



That aint ugly.


THIS.
 
2012-06-21 12:20:42 PM  
I feel sorry for Kim Kardashian's tits. They must exist in a permanent state of intellectual-insult being attached to this vacuous dingbat.
 
2012-06-21 12:30:12 PM  

fickenchucker: I'm pretty sure there are no "accidentally leaked" papyrus drawings of Mary takin' it from behind by some random god.

FIFY
 
2012-06-21 12:45:45 PM  
"When I did want to have sex the first time, I was almost 15," she told Oprah.

Wow... almost 15. I might have guessed 11 but I guess "almost 15" makes you almost Mary.

We better tone it down though. These remarks might have her stating that she's just about being nailed to the cross for our sins.
 
2012-06-21 12:48:07 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.


You know how I know?

fashionbombdaily.com

That's how.
 
2012-06-21 12:57:36 PM  

animal900: Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.

You know how I know?

[fashionbombdaily.com image 467x745]

That's how.


Dead shark eyes; beak nose; jaw like Don Draper; hips as wide as my 180-pound aunt.
 
2012-06-21 12:58:10 PM  
I tend to stay the hell out of any conversation regarding this vapid attention whore. This time...

Let me just say, I imagine that a number of men would do her in an instant (and last only slightly longer) if they had the chance. I however would, throat her until she begged to be taken to the nearest pron shoot and featured in a video. Lets turn her out properly..

/back to my drink
//feeling better now
 
2012-06-21 01:27:51 PM  
Im not a fan of KK in any respect of the word, but you have to admit for someone with no discernable talent or skills and only has a sex tape and a nice ass going for her, she has made a crap load of money. You have to give her props for that.
 
2012-06-21 01:38:48 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Remarkable_Anus: I don't think the Virgin Mary ever had a dick in her mouth. Nor did she become popular because if that particular thing.

/Just sayin

Well, there are some obscure Christian Sects where she is known as Technical Virgin Mary, so you may be wrong about that


I DEMAND PROOF....

/is there a film I can rent?
//I've seen Kim on video and all I got to say is she needs a better director. Her mom stinks at it
 
2012-06-21 01:43:14 PM  

Wellon Dowd: animal900: Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.

You know how I know?

[fashionbombdaily.com image 467x745]

That's how.

Dead shark eyes; beak nose; jaw like Don Draper; hips as wide as my 180-pound aunt.


i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 01:52:10 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Wellon Dowd: animal900: Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.

You know how I know?

[fashionbombdaily.com image 467x745]

That's how.

Dead shark eyes; beak nose; jaw like Don Draper; hips as wide as my 180-pound aunt.

[i14.photobucket.com image 518x300]


You know... I'd really have to think about that choice. Yeah the bigger one has some pretty serious hips.. but DAMN DEM TITTAYS
 
2012-06-21 02:08:17 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Wellon Dowd: animal900: Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.

You know how I know?

[fashionbombdaily.com image 467x745]

That's how.

Dead shark eyes; beak nose; jaw like Don Draper; hips as wide as my 180-pound aunt.

[i14.photobucket.com image 518x300]



I'll take the one on the left any day.

Also take the one on the right but she needs a sammich.
 
2012-06-21 02:40:58 PM  
The one on the left. All day.
 
2012-06-21 02:58:48 PM  
+1 Left
 
2012-06-21 03:08:05 PM  

Olympus Mons: "When I did want to have sex the first time, I was almost 15," she told Oprah.

Wow... almost 15. I might have guessed 11 but I guess "almost 15" makes you almost Mary.

We better tone it down though. These remarks might have her stating that she's just about being nailed to the cross for our sins.


Well, to be fair, Mary also lost her virginity when she was a young teen, but she was less careful than Kim Kardashian and got pregnant, thus requiring her to make up a bullshiat story that got way out of hand. Kim K. > the "virgin" Mary.
 
2012-06-21 03:10:57 PM  

Mildot: Im not a fan of KK in any respect of the word, but you have to admit for someone with no discernable talent or skills and only has a sex tape and a nice ass going for her, she has made a crap load of money. You have to give her props for that.


Creating money from money/fame is not an achievement. There are millions of amateur tapes that will never be given this spotlight because they weren't birthed from known pussy.
 
2012-06-21 03:36:17 PM  
She has the major league fat gene. If she ever gets off the speed/diet pills/whatever she'll make Kelly Clarkson look like Kate Moss.
 
2012-06-21 03:36:18 PM  

Cookbook's Anarchist: Mildot: Im not a fan of KK in any respect of the word, but you have to admit for someone with no discernable talent or skills and only has a sex tape and a nice ass going for her, she has made a crap load of money. You have to give her props for that.

Creating money from money/fame is not an achievement. There are millions of amateur tapes that will never be given this spotlight because they weren't birthed from known pussy.


And I appreciate every one of those tapes.
 
2012-06-21 03:40:29 PM  
Fine. Looks like I get the one on the right to myself. My god this site is a chubby chaser support group.

/Really guys?
 
2012-06-21 03:44:07 PM  

TheLopper: Fine. Looks like I get the one on the right to myself. My god this site is a chubby chaser support group.

/Really guys?


yup

/yup
 
2012-06-21 03:51:20 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.

1 out of 2 aint bad.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 580x870]

That aint ugly.


1) Without makeup, (and probably a professional make up team) she's average at best.

2) Her looks don't make up for her personality (or lack thereof).
 
kab
2012-06-21 03:53:27 PM  

tacos813:
yup

/yup


correct!

/yes
 
2012-06-21 03:54:51 PM  

tacos813: TheLopper: Fine. Looks like I get the one on the right to myself. My god this site is a chubby chaser support group.

/Really guys?

yup

/yup


Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

/ media3.onsugar.com
 
2012-06-21 03:59:30 PM  

TheLopper: Fine. Looks like I get the one on the right to myself. My god this site is a chubby chaser support group.

/Really guys?


We like all types here, even skinny little things like Hilary Duff.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-06-21 04:18:20 PM  

DarkPascual: I tend to not post on threads about her, but now I'm inclined to say:

WHAT?!

Boy, is she dumb...


That.
 
2012-06-21 04:56:09 PM  
Seriously? All of you? The one on the left??

Good grief people. This site confuses the hell outta me.
 
2012-06-21 05:04:39 PM  

JmBa: Seriously? All of you? The one on the left??

Good grief people. This site confuses the hell outta me.


Ever seen a Christina Hendricks thread?

Fark loves titties.


/So do I
 
2012-06-21 05:41:17 PM  

tacos813: JmBa: Seriously? All of you? The one on the left??

Good grief people. This site confuses the hell outta me.

Ever seen a Christina Hendricks thread?

Fark loves titties.


/So do I


Well yeah, but at the expense of um, everything else?

Does the average man really prefer the left to the right?

I find that kinda unsettling. Although I'm not sure why I'm even bothering to ask, since it's a KK thread. With Kim, I can see the appeal, but that left pic just seems too extreme.
 
2012-06-21 05:54:26 PM  

JmBa: tacos813: JmBa: Seriously? All of you? The one on the left??

Good grief people. This site confuses the hell outta me.

Ever seen a Christina Hendricks thread?

Fark loves titties.


/So do I

Well yeah, but at the expense of um, everything else?

Does the average man really prefer the left to the right?

I find that kinda unsettling. Although I'm not sure why I'm even bothering to ask, since it's a KK thread. With Kim, I can see the appeal, but that left pic just seems too extreme.




A lot of it is a short-term v. long-term thing. Pneumatic chicks are fun for wigglin' around on, but will only get bigger as they get older.

Run around with a few larger ones now, but try to land a smaller one--she'll blow up soon enough.
 
2012-06-21 05:57:04 PM  

JmBa: tacos813: JmBa: Seriously? All of you? The one on the left??

Good grief people. This site confuses the hell outta me.

Ever seen a Christina Hendricks thread?

Fark loves titties.


/So do I

Well yeah, but at the expense of um, everything else?

Does the average man really prefer the left to the right?

I find that kinda unsettling. Although I'm not sure why I'm even bothering to ask, since it's a KK thread. With Kim, I can see the appeal, but that left pic just seems too extreme.


Well, the right one has too much bone going on on around the pelvic area if you ask me. I would take any of those. But I would ideally want something like "right" but after judicious application of sammich therapy. And a less creepy grin. She has an unsettling expression... all the "don't stick dick in crazy" alarms start going off.
 
2012-06-21 06:34:13 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: tacos813: TheLopper: Fine. Looks like I get the one on the right to myself. My god this site is a chubby chaser support group.

/Really guys?

yup

/yup

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

/ [media3.onsugar.com image 550x413]


Depends on what kind of "Chubby" you are talking about...
 
2012-06-21 06:49:22 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Jim from Saint Paul: Wellon Dowd: animal900: Wellon Dowd: Ugly ho.

You know how I know?

[fashionbombdaily.com image 467x745]

That's how.

Dead shark eyes; beak nose; jaw like Don Draper; hips as wide as my 180-pound aunt.

[i14.photobucket.com image 518x300]


I'll take the one on the left any day.

Also take the one on the right but she needs a sammich.


These are the correct answers.
 
2012-06-21 06:57:32 PM  
FARK, the last line of defense against anorexia while simultaneously encouraging other eating disorders .
 
2012-06-21 07:51:08 PM  
I still don't understand how anyone who has a very public sex tape could compare themselves to the VIRGIN Mary. Not that I believe the other was any more a virgin, for all I know pharaoh and his men ran train on her....I'm just saying maybe she could've said Mary Magdalene - might've made more sense.
 
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