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(Gainesville Sun)   "When asked why he had been naked, (the suspect) told police he sunbathes that way while holding the sex toy." Yup, Florida   (gainesville.com) divider line 18
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2012-06-21 11:01:01 AM
For some reason the term "rubber penis" sounds filthier than "dildo".
 
2012-06-21 11:01:09 AM
I don't want to know what he was doing with the 'rubber penis' do I?
 
2012-06-21 11:06:09 AM
they must be healthy in Florida
 
2012-06-21 11:09:57 AM
Wow...

I have no words for how creepy this chap is. I'm thankful he's not my neighbor...
 
2012-06-21 11:11:01 AM
Officer Anthony Reghetti arrived at the residence, which is near Druid Hills Methodist Church, and saw Joseph Lamar Conn, 49, lying nude on a blanket on the south side of the house, according to an OPD report. Reghetti saw the man get up and wrap himself in the blanket while holding a rubber penis in his right hand.

/Well, it could have been worse, could have had that dildo jammed up his pooper. Awkward for the responding police officer. Yes, and we never believe "i just accidentally fell on it" defense.
 
2012-06-21 11:12:13 AM
So, he sunbathes holding a rubber penis? I wonder what he holds when he takes a bath...somehow a rubber ducky doesn't seem likely. Hmmmm.
 
2012-06-21 11:14:17 AM
Conn told the officer - and state records show - that he's a registered sex offender

So this isn't his first rodeo
 
2012-06-21 11:23:15 AM
Goddammit Dad.
 
2012-06-21 11:24:28 AM
Who here doesn't sunbathe nude while holding a big rubber penis?

/Prefers color on his cheeks
 
2012-06-21 11:31:01 AM
That's gonna leave some funky tan lines
 
2012-06-21 11:36:46 AM
So actually, he was arrested for not being harmful or a nuisance to anyone. Just for running afoul of some prudish regulation. Right.
 
2012-06-21 11:54:05 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: So actually, he was arrested for not being harmful or a nuisance to anyone. Just for running afoul of some prudish regulation. Right.


Keeping people from jamming rubber penii into their buttholes in view of the public is "prudish?"
 
2012-06-21 12:09:53 PM
"...but the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity..."
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2012-06-21 12:26:40 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: So actually, he was arrested for not being harmful or a nuisance to anyone. Just for running afoul of some prudish regulation. Right.


Why yes, this pedophilic repeat sex offender intentionally exposing himself to passers-by is just being harassed by the man. Poor soul. Maybe you should move next door to him.
 
2012-06-21 12:49:28 PM
So... guy is naked sunbathing next to his own home. Cop comes by, he runs inside. Then he comes back outside to greet more cops??? Once inside your own home you don't have to open the door for anyone without a warrant. Just sayin' probably not the brightest guy ever.
 
2012-06-21 01:33:50 PM

RaisedOnATARI: So... guy is naked sunbathing next to his own home. Cop comes by, he runs inside. Then he comes back outside to greet more cops??? Once inside your own home you don't have to open the door for anyone without a warrant. Just sayin' probably not the brightest guy ever.


You might want to google this little thing called "probable cause".

You see, when 911 callers report a naked guy standing outside a house and the responding officer sees a naked guy lying in the yard it is reasonable for him to assume that it is the guy just recently giving the full monty to traffic.

If said naked guy then jumps up, grabs his rubber dick, wraps a towel around himself, and runs inside his house the responding officer has "probable cause" to pursue and effect an arrest without any need for a warrant.

All the guy did by coming to the door was to save himself the repairs that would have been needed once the cops broke it down.
 
2012-06-21 04:22:28 PM

HailRobonia: For some reason the term "rubber penis" sounds filthier than "dildo".


Rubber penis? I barely know her!

/Wait, what?
 
2012-06-21 07:38:58 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Well, it could have been worse, could have had that dildo jammed up his pooper. Awkward for the responding police officer. Yes, and we never believe "i just accidentally fell on it" defense.


Well when you nude sunbathe with a rubber penis it's not like that couldn't happen. Especially when you accidentally slip from all that KY jelly you use as suntan lotion.
 
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