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(Impact Wrestling)   Who were the masked men that attacked Sting? Will Dixie Carter and AJ Styles come clean about their affair? Who's leading in the point standings for Bound for Glory? It's open fight night live on Impact 8 pm   (impactwrestling.com ) divider line
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2012-06-21 08:38:28 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Making your belt a money in the bank shot is not making it better. For god sakes, we call it a "money in the bank" thing because the WWE damn near invented the concept.

Meh.

/I DO hope you enjoy the show
//even if I don;t agree with why



well i like the concept of giving up the title simply for a chance and unlike MITB it has a time limit and people can lose.

MITB is basically a guaranteed "you will be champion at some point". They have yet to pull the trigger on someone cashing in and losing.
so really all you're doing is just waiting for the MITB guy to run down and become champion.

This seems like a stipulation one can lose. Cash in X-Division title, lose world championship, you have no belts and someone new will have X-Division championship.

NOW if they go full WWE on it and have a "cash in X Division, lose title, then win X division again" thing... then ya, screw that.
 
2012-06-21 08:38:31 PM  

Bull Schmitt: So they're going to do a 12-man round robin tournament in about 3 months? That's like 66 matches in 13 weeks of Impact??


At least there will be matches...unlike some larger promotions
 
2012-06-21 08:39:19 PM  
- A new idea from Vince McMahon is to have the RAW announcers do sound effects to make it seem like they are trying to hold back laughter during what are supposed to be comedy segments.

WTF... This is why I hate WWE.. Holy shiat Vince is farking retarded.
 
2012-06-21 08:39:41 PM  
John Carter in a Oliver Stone movie?

If that bombs, he's farked.
 
2012-06-21 08:39:47 PM  
Subbie: Who were the masked men that attacked Sting?

My money's on Miz and Truth.
 
2012-06-21 08:40:32 PM  

Bull Schmitt: Subbie: Who were the masked men that attacked Sting?

My money's on Miz and Truth.


too skinny
 
2012-06-21 08:40:33 PM  

Bull Schmitt: Subbie: Who were the masked men that attacked Sting?

My money's on Miz and Truth.


HE WAS ATTACKED BY NINJAS! NINJAS! CALL THE COPS!
 
2012-06-21 08:41:16 PM  

Bull Schmitt: My money's on Miz and Truth


Don't you mean R-Killings and The Moz?
 
2012-06-21 08:41:21 PM  
Update on Randy Orton's WWE Return
Posted by Larry Csonka on 06.21.2012

How will Orton be used when he returns?

- While he does have two Wellness Policy strikes against him, word is that Randy Orton will be pushed back into a main event spot when he returns from his current suspension.

Orton has been vocal about turning heel recently, but WWE continues to push him as a face. The reason that they are doing that is because there is a feeling within the company that Sheamus is not strong enough yet to carry SmackDown live events as the top face.

Orton has also been vocal about the company banning the punt kick. The kick was banned to help prevent concussions.


/411wrestling
 
2012-06-21 08:42:21 PM  
Just came in from work and pulled up a stream. Let's see how this goes.
 
2012-06-21 08:42:42 PM  
So both TNA and the E have a affair storyline with a character named AJ? Huh.
 
2012-06-21 08:43:54 PM  

eddievercetti: So both TNA and the E have a affair storyline with a character named AJ? Huh.


If Dixie starts skipping around wearing an Abyss mask, we're farked.
 
2012-06-21 08:43:58 PM  
Joseph Park, Esquire!
 
2012-06-21 08:44:03 PM  

eddievercetti: So both TNA and the E have a affair storyline with a character named AJ? Huh.


OMG HE HAS A HUEG FOREHEAD
 
2012-06-21 08:44:12 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Bull Schmitt: So they're going to do a 12-man round robin tournament in about 3 months? That's like 66 matches in 13 weeks of Impact??

At least there will be matches...unlike some larger promotions


Not a complaint, just working out the math, that's a lot of the 6 or 7 matches you typically get in a 2-hour show.
 
2012-06-21 08:44:18 PM  
I bet Bully Ray will call out Joseph Park
 
2012-06-21 08:44:46 PM  

styckx: - A new idea from Vince McMahon is to have the RAW announcers do sound effects to make it seem like they are trying to hold back laughter during what are supposed to be comedy segments.


you haven't noticed that crap? it's what made me tune out two weeks ago during Johnny's botching of the opening promo. they kept just snickering like 2 kids looking at boobs.

then cole had to go heel after doing that.
made no damn sense.

at least these two announcers talk about the match.
 
2012-06-21 08:44:48 PM  
Daniels should have a fresh appletini in his other hand.
 
2012-06-21 08:45:48 PM  
Man this show is moving fast
 
2012-06-21 08:46:01 PM  
Red hair and tits, whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
 
2012-06-21 08:46:02 PM  
So this is the Heat-Thunder thread right? I can never tell which thread has which script
 
2012-06-21 08:46:46 PM  

Smiths: styckx: - A new idea from Vince McMahon is to have the RAW announcers do sound effects to make it seem like they are trying to hold back laughter during what are supposed to be comedy segments.

you haven't noticed that crap? it's what made me tune out two weeks ago during Johnny's botching of the opening promo. they kept just snickering like 2 kids looking at boobs.

then cole had to go heel after doing that.
made no damn sense.

at least these two announcers talk about the match.


No I've noticed it but had no idea they were being farking told to do it.. Which is worse.. Hear I thought they were just retarded and were snickering at something else.. To know it's scripted laughing just makes me facepalm.

"I know it's not funny but can you pretend like it is? Kthx, With Love, Vince"
 
2012-06-21 08:46:59 PM  

Bull Schmitt: Igor Jakovsky: Bull Schmitt: So they're going to do a 12-man round robin tournament in about 3 months? That's like 66 matches in 13 weeks of Impact??

At least there will be matches...unlike some larger promotions

Not a complaint, just working out the math, that's a lot of the 6 or 7 matches you typically get in a 2-hour show.


They will lso have matches at house shows with videos from them to show on Impact. Actually makes house shows potentially relevant to go to, which is a good thing for the fans.
 
2012-06-21 08:47:20 PM  

silgryphon: Man this show is moving fast


I believe Nicky-Swagger were fighting around this time and then, WACKY JOKES! Hope The A doesn't follow suit.
 
2012-06-21 08:47:21 PM  
After the way he cheated on Tracy Brooks, Frankie Kazarian has an issue with someone else's alleged affair? HYPOCRITE.
 
2012-06-21 08:47:42 PM  
fark changed something in the code again. an admin is playing around

wonder if w'ell get double post boxes
 
2012-06-21 08:48:07 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Rev. Skarekroe: Is some admin super into wrestling or does TNA pay for this thread to come up every week?

It's live, and the TNA threads usually get about 600 posts. I guess that's successful enough by FARK standards. Plus, it doubles as the Smackdown thread because that's taped and doesn't seem to justify its own thread.

Oh, and also, TNA is usually better than RAW.


All of this.
 
2012-06-21 08:48:10 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Update on Randy Orton's WWE Return
Posted by Larry Csonka on 06.21.2012

How will Orton be used when he returns?

- While he does have two Wellness Policy strikes against him, word is that Randy Orton will be pushed back into a main event spot when he returns from his current suspension.

Orton has been vocal about turning heel recently, but WWE continues to push him as a face. The reason that they are doing that is because there is a feeling within the company that Sheamus is not strong enough yet to carry SmackDown live events as the top face.

Orton has also been vocal about the company banning the punt kick. The kick was banned to help prevent concussions.

/411wrestling


You'd think that Orton can be in a main-event program, but with two strikes, they can't have him holding a championship other than maybe a short transitional reign. Firing one of your top champions for steroid use is publicity the company doesn't ever need. But he can still hang around with the top level guys, certainly Cena has been getting top spots for months without actually being in WHC or WWE title programs.
 
2012-06-21 08:48:53 PM  

Bull Schmitt: Igor Jakovsky: Bull Schmitt: So they're going to do a 12-man round robin tournament in about 3 months? That's like 66 matches in 13 weeks of Impact??

At least there will be matches...unlike some larger promotions

Not a complaint, just working out the math, that's a lot of the 6 or 7 matches you typically get in a 2-hour show.


Ya, I know my post was sarcasm about WWE.
 
2012-06-21 08:49:03 PM  

styckx: No I've noticed it but had no idea they were being farking told to do it.. Which is worse.. Hear I thought they were just retarded and were snickering at something else.. To know it's scripted laughing just makes me facepalm.

"I know it's not funny but can you pretend like it is? Kthx, With Love, Vince"



CHEER and LAUGH signs will soon be appearing on titantrons.

Vince thinks he can manipulate the live audience to produce a better product.

the crowd censoring, the announcer manipulation.... it's about being seen as a "mainstream producer" vs a "rasslin' promoter"
 
2012-06-21 08:49:41 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Update on Randy Orton's WWE Return
Posted by Larry Csonka on 06.21.2012

How will Orton be used when he returns?

- While he does have two Wellness Policy strikes against him, word is that Randy Orton will be pushed back into a main event spot when he returns from his current suspension.

Orton has been vocal about turning heel recently, but WWE continues to push him as a face. The reason that they are doing that is because there is a feeling within the company that Sheamus is not strong enough yet to carry SmackDown live events as the top face.

Orton has also been vocal about the company banning the punt kick. The kick was banned to help prevent concussions.

/411wrestling


STOP THE PRESSES, ORTON IS STILL A DOUCH!1111111111111111111111
 
2012-06-21 08:50:27 PM  
Is Taylor related to Chrsitna?
 
2012-06-21 08:50:27 PM  
Lets see how good this chick is
 
2012-06-21 08:50:33 PM  
Borash looks super pervy.
 
2012-06-21 08:51:04 PM  
Yeah, of course Tara's the "throw her in there with _____, she'll know if she can work or not."
 
2012-06-21 08:51:06 PM  
I like the Gut Check. Gives up and coming wrestlers a real opportunity to shine.
 
2012-06-21 08:51:06 PM  
awesome.. Victoria. she can make anyone look good.

I loved her crazy gimmick.

a farkin' godfather ho
 
2012-06-21 08:51:11 PM  
Is their ring smaller than the one in the WWE? It looks that way to me on TV anyway.
 
2012-06-21 08:51:20 PM  
We may have the Jackie Gayda match for the 2010s
 
2012-06-21 08:51:42 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: Bull Schmitt: Igor Jakovsky: Bull Schmitt: So they're going to do a 12-man round robin tournament in about 3 months? That's like 66 matches in 13 weeks of Impact??

At least there will be matches...unlike some larger promotions

Not a complaint, just working out the math, that's a lot of the 6 or 7 matches you typically get in a 2-hour show.

They will lso have matches at house shows with videos from them to show on Impact. Actually makes house shows potentially relevant to go to, which is a good thing for the fans.


I heard that TNA was less-than-focused on this booking aspect of last year's tournament (people with wildly different numbers of matches). With proper attention-to-detail, it sounds like a decent idea.
 
2012-06-21 08:52:09 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Is their ring smaller than the one in the WWE? It looks that way to me on TV anyway.


Yeah, it seems WCW sized.
 
2012-06-21 08:52:33 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Is their ring smaller than the one in the WWE? It looks that way to me on TV anyway.


WWE uses larger rings than most everyone else..
 
2012-06-21 08:52:46 PM  
Oh goodie. It's the fat guy who ate tazz talking about having control over someone's career.

I have true fundemntal problems with this.

He, Al Snow AND Brother Love.
 
2012-06-21 08:53:53 PM  
Ehhhh she kinda sucked
 
2012-06-21 08:54:11 PM  
That Gut Check chick had more workrate by herself than Kelly Kelly has so far this year
 
2012-06-21 08:54:19 PM  
Goddamn that's a nasty finisher!

Hendriks looked good. nice performance.
 
2012-06-21 08:54:23 PM  
hahaha

see i like that

"you're sworn to secrecy.. what do you think?"

"I'M SWORN TO SECRECY WHAT THE HECK"
 
2012-06-21 08:54:24 PM  
She even had a Let's Go chant.
 
2012-06-21 08:54:26 PM  
Not bad. Not especially memorable, but hey, it wasn't Gayda.
 
2012-06-21 08:54:37 PM  
Knockout jobbers?
 
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