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2012-06-21 07:40:22 PM  

Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?


I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.
 
2012-06-21 07:41:19 PM  

nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.


Wrestling? Sounds fishy.
 
2012-06-21 07:42:35 PM  

nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.


Oh, and last week, Hogan sorta kinda put a guy over.

/it's bizarro world
 
2012-06-21 07:42:42 PM  

Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.


Bunch of guys in tights grabbing each other? Sounds kinda gay...
 
2012-06-21 07:42:48 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Brooke Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Dixie's a slut Hogan Hogan Aries' cape Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Abyss' brother Joe Hogan Hogan Hogan why the fark is Sting still a title competitor Hogan

Hope that clears it up for you.


Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Bubba's calves Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Cowboy Asshole Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan Hogan
 
2012-06-21 07:43:03 PM  

Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.


Not as fishy as your moms snizz
 
2012-06-21 07:43:12 PM  
What the f**k? http://Impactwrestling.com/ gets a logo BEFORE http://WWE.com/?!

I...this... WHAT!? O_o
 
2012-06-21 07:43:33 PM  
Also, whichever of you farkers is responsible for this blog, I'd like to buy you a beer.
 
2012-06-21 07:43:45 PM  

Doogie TKE: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Not as fishy as your moms snizz


Doogie is such a ladies man
 
2012-06-21 07:44:02 PM  

Doogie TKE: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Not as fishy as your moms snizz


Meh as long as you paid up front it's on you
 
2012-06-21 07:44:33 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Bunch of guys in tights grabbing each other? Sounds kinda gay...


Gay like you, farking trol......oh, hey R-Mass. What's up?
 
2012-06-21 07:45:11 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Bunch of guys in tights grabbing each other? Sounds kinda gay...


It's only gay if you look at their small package or enjoy rollups.
 
2012-06-21 07:45:22 PM  
Zelenograd Cameltoe...
 
2012-06-21 07:46:18 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Zelenograd Cameltoe...


This is zeke written on an iphone
 
2012-06-21 07:48:22 PM  

nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Bunch of guys in tights grabbing each other? Sounds kinda gay...

Gay like you, farking trol......oh, hey R-Mass. What's up?


Just like every other impact night, making meth in the bathtub wishing my brother dad would stop cheating on my mother sister with my aunt niece. And you?
 
2012-06-21 07:48:32 PM  
I assume for TV streams of water, FRS is still the best or is there better quality moving water for TV stuff?
 
2012-06-21 07:49:16 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Representative of the unwashed masses: Zelenograd Cameltoe...

This is zeke written on an iphone


I tried to write "Oooookay!" and it changed it to "Populists!"

Made me laugh pretty hard
 
2012-06-21 07:50:35 PM  

Funny Byway: Doogie TKE: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Not as fishy as your moms snizz

Doogie is such a ladies man


God damn right.

/swimmin in the poon
 
2012-06-21 07:51:10 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Bunch of guys in tights grabbing each other? Sounds kinda gay...

Gay like you, farking trol......oh, hey R-Mass. What's up?

Just like every other impact night, making meth in the bathtub wishing my brother dad would stop cheating on my mother sister with my aunt niece. And you?


Watching your webcam. As usual.
 
2012-06-21 07:52:32 PM  

nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Bunch of guys in tights grabbing each other? Sounds kinda gay...

Gay like you, farking trol......oh, hey R-Mass. What's up?

Just like every other impact night, making meth in the bathtub wishing my brother dad would stop cheating on my mother sister with my aunt niece. And you?

Watching your webcam. As usual.


A webcam of somebody making meth in a bathtub would probably be pretty popular.
 
2012-06-21 07:52:55 PM  

nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Bunch of guys in tights grabbing each other? Sounds kinda gay...

Gay like you, farking trol......oh, hey R-Mass. What's up?

Just like every other impact night, making meth in the bathtub wishing my brother dad would stop cheating on my mother sister with my aunt niece. And you?

Watching your webcam. As usual.


Hahaha.
 
2012-06-21 07:53:16 PM  

slamjack: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Bunch of guys in tights grabbing each other? Sounds kinda gay...

Gay like you, farking trol......oh, hey R-Mass. What's up?

Just like every other impact night, making meth in the bathtub wishing my brother dad would stop cheating on my mother sister with my aunt niece. And you?

Watching your webcam. As usual.

A webcam of somebody making meth in a bathtub would probably be pretty popular.


I'm throwing my money at the monitor, why am I not seeing hot bathtub meth action yet?
 
2012-06-21 07:53:28 PM  

slamjack: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Bunch of guys in tights grabbing each other? Sounds kinda gay...

Gay like you, farking trol......oh, hey R-Mass. What's up?

Just like every other impact night, making meth in the bathtub wishing my brother dad would stop cheating on my mother sister with my aunt niece. And you?

Watching your webcam. As usual.

A webcam of somebody making meth in a bathtub would probably be pretty popular.


Where do you think A&E came up with Breaking Bad?
 
2012-06-21 07:54:14 PM  

Captain Steroid: What the f**k? http://Impactwrestling.com/ gets a logo BEFORE http://WWE.com/?!

I...this... WHAT!? O_o


FARK and TNA working together?

MY GAWD....Wait does Tazz or Tenay have a catchphrase?
 
2012-06-21 07:54:21 PM  

nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Morrius: nyrkah1: Morrius: Alright, I'll give TNA a chance. Could someone recap the major feuds/events for me so I know what I'm watching?

I just dove right in last week without a clue as to what was going on. I liked it. They do this thing called.......wrestling. It's weird.

Wrestling? Sounds fishy.

Bunch of guys in tights grabbing each other? Sounds kinda gay...

Gay like you, farking trol......oh, hey R-Mass. What's up?

Just like every other impact night, making meth in the bathtub wishing my brother dad would stop cheating on my mother sister with my aunt niece. And you?

Watching your webcam. As usual.


Choke yourself out and call me Francine!

/that stuff of RVDs is pretty wild!
 
2012-06-21 07:55:08 PM  
Well, at least I will get an hour of this before the Heat game starts.
 
2012-06-21 07:55:16 PM  
This Spike Worst Tenants shows is hilariously staged.
 
2012-06-21 07:55:33 PM  
In the Impact ZONE!
 
2012-06-21 07:56:05 PM  
You guys are a real class act.

Also, in Senile Vince news, bad luck if you want to see cruiserweights in the 'E. Vince has told the WWE scouts that are recruiting athletes as prospective talent that the athletes have to be at least 6'2" and 240 pounds.

Link
 
2012-06-21 07:57:36 PM  

Morrius: You guys are a real class act.

Also, in Senile Vince news, bad luck if you want to see cruiserweights in the 'E. Vince has told the WWE scouts that are recruiting athletes as prospective talent that the athletes have to be at least 6'2" and 240 pounds.

Link


I love how he says that, even though his poster boy isn't even 6'2 in his billed height, let alone actual height.
 
2012-06-21 07:57:36 PM  

MaxxLarge: [bigbaddie.com image 320x240]


OH come come now MaxxLarge, you aren't truly trolling us unless you do it in limerick form. :-)
 
2012-06-21 07:59:32 PM  

slamjack: Morrius: You guys are a real class act.

Also, in Senile Vince news, bad luck if you want to see cruiserweights in the 'E. Vince has told the WWE scouts that are recruiting athletes as prospective talent that the athletes have to be at least 6'2" and 240 pounds.

Link

I love how he says that, even though his poster boy isn't even 6'2 in his billed height, let alone actual height.


It's dirtsheet news. This shiat is more inaccurate and sensationalized than the shiat Farkers who live in the politics tab post.
 
2012-06-21 07:59:48 PM  
Anarchangel IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Is that how we do that? heh...

I had watched a few scattered episodes of Impact here and there, caught one or two PPVs. They always seemed to have something extraordinarily dumb in a major part of the storylines completely destroy things for me -- I figure I already put up with that shiat when I watch WWE, so it has been difficult to maintain interest.

I saw Slammiversary and loved it, watched last week's Impact and loved it. If this episode is even half as enjoyable as the last two shows, it will not just make me excited for TNA's future, it may make me actually want to keep watching the show even if I see something insanely stupid (again).
 
2012-06-21 08:00:03 PM  

slamjack: This Spike Worst Tenants shows is hilariously staged.


That illegal surgeon was pretty funny.
 
2012-06-21 08:00:11 PM  
LET'S COMMENCE WITH THIS ACTIVITY!
 
2012-06-21 08:00:25 PM  
LET'S WATCH THIS EVENT!
 
2012-06-21 08:00:32 PM  
Bah gawd it's the cowboy recap to start
 
2012-06-21 08:00:37 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Is some admin super into wrestling or does TNA pay for this thread to come up every week?



Because wrasslin puts asses in the threads.

/granted its about 10 asses posting 60 times :)
 
2012-06-21 08:01:03 PM  
RECAP RECAP RECAP!
 
2012-06-21 08:01:46 PM  
STUMBLECAT FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE IMPACT ZONE!!


And for those who may have missed my omage to TNAs latest aquisition, here it is again for your viewing pleasure.

The Hogan Trim - NSFW
 
2012-06-21 08:01:50 PM  
Hogan out first. Hopefully Aries soon to follow.
 
2012-06-21 08:02:07 PM  
Hulkamania brother
 
2012-06-21 08:02:17 PM  
Oh hai NWO theme.
 
2012-06-21 08:02:27 PM  
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE G-- oops, wrong company.
 
2012-06-21 08:02:34 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Rev. Skarekroe: Is some admin super into wrestling or does TNA pay for this thread to come up every week?


Because wrasslin puts asses in the threads.

/granted its about 10 asses posting 60 times :)


Hey, there are at least 12 of us.

/mark.
 
2012-06-21 08:02:42 PM  
So, a promo from GM Hogan first? So far, this is a lot like RAW.
 
2012-06-21 08:03:00 PM  

robsul82: Hogan out first. Hopefully Aries and his cape soon to follow.


FTFY!
 
2012-06-21 08:03:07 PM  

robsul82: Hogan out first. Hopefully Aries soon to follow.


Should be, said he has to make his decision this week.
 
2012-06-21 08:03:38 PM  

Morrius: So, a promo from GM Hogan first? So far, this is a lot like RAW.


Hogan doesn't take up 55 minutes of the show and bury people though..
 
2012-06-21 08:03:42 PM  
First Impact I have watched the time it was actually on in months.

Who comes out first?

Better then WWE? Possibly. "Good product"? BWAHAHAHAHAH


/you know somethin impact zone
 
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