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(940 WINZ)   "While the new law prohibits sex with animals, it doesn't necessarily outlaw bestial oral sex." Really, no other state is even close   (940winz.com) divider line 63
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2012-06-21 04:26:15 AM
Sex with a three legged dog and child porn? Sorry ladies, he already has a girlfriend.
 
2012-06-21 04:41:11 AM

AbbeySomeone: Sex with a three legged dog and child porn? Sorry ladies, he already has a girlfriend.


Did he like.... roll up the child porn to make a prosthesis for the missing leg?

Seriously, it's people like this which make things like the Antigone sentence seem like a good idea.



/Antigone was walled into a cave with a knife and a hole for food to be pushed in.
//Not technically execution.
 
2012-06-21 07:13:30 AM
Oral sex with a three legged dog? That doesn't even make the paper in Kansas. Bestiality is a way of life on Kansas farms.
 
2012-06-21 08:27:12 AM
ok, were the child porn charges a result of the fact that the 3 legged dog was younger than 18 (dog) years old?
 
2012-06-21 09:39:19 AM
Wait, three legged dog? That's sick!
 
2012-06-21 10:08:40 AM
Were the dog male or female?
 
2012-06-21 10:09:52 AM

Mugato: Wait, three legged dog? That's sick!


...and then the farmer says "a dog this good, you don't eat all at once."
 
2012-06-21 10:10:13 AM
The dog was bitten by a rattlesnake and he was trying to save it by sucking out the poison. The cops came and spinkled child porn him as they often do in Florida.
 
2012-06-21 10:11:15 AM
www.myrtlebeachkidsstuff.com

Lonely day in the swamps big boy?
 
2012-06-21 10:11:18 AM
They should have also piled on incest charges. You know, on account of the dog being his Lil' Brudder.
 
2012-06-21 10:11:45 AM
Was the dog's name "Lucky"?
 
2012-06-21 10:12:20 AM
I find the taking pictures of 3 legged dog sex stranger than the 3 legged dog sex.
 
2012-06-21 10:12:29 AM
and yet this guy can still get a girlfriend.
 
2012-06-21 10:13:35 AM
Damn Skippy
 
2012-06-21 10:13:59 AM
It had looked like a 29-year-old Tampa Bay Area man would be the first prosecuted under the new law when police say they discovered pictures of him engaged in sex acts with his girlfriend's three-legged dog.

/Seriously, if it has come down to a bj from a dog and looking at kitty pron to get you off...its time to kill yourself.
 
2012-06-21 10:14:36 AM
so is sex with children OK now??
 
2012-06-21 10:14:52 AM
I hope it wasn't a male dog, that would be farking sick.
 
2012-06-21 10:14:56 AM

maudibjr: and yet this guy can still get a girlfriend.


I bet she's real dog, too.
 
2012-06-21 10:17:37 AM

maudibjr: and yet this guy can still get a girlfriend.


In florida, the girlfriends are commonly named "lefty" and "righty".
 
2012-06-21 10:18:04 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: I hope it wasn't a male dog, that would be farking sick.


That was already wonder but these type of people, if they're like "Yeah, if the mood hits me right, I'd fark me a horse, but I ain't in to none of that queer shiat."
 
2012-06-21 10:18:37 AM
Man, a three legged dog gets more action than me, there is a serious problem here.
 
2012-06-21 10:19:01 AM
Sorry, 940AM, but there is no such word as "Beastiality." Nice try, though.

/Bestiality
 
2012-06-21 10:19:48 AM
Doggy doggy-style: No-no
Bunnilingus: OK
 
2012-06-21 10:21:31 AM
Anyone have the link to the epic "guy bangs a dead dog in front of a kindergarden?" story?

/thanks.
 
2012-06-21 10:22:59 AM
♫ And they called it puppy love ♫
Dog's name was Tripod, not Lucky
 
2012-06-21 10:23:24 AM
Hey what a man,dog and jar of peanut butter do is their business! Stupid big govt in our bedrooms.
 
2012-06-21 10:24:19 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Were the dog male or female?


Bit'O'Gristle: I hope it wasn't a male dog, that would be farking sick.


From the comment on TFA:

Courage Wolf
The dog was female so it isn't as bad as it seems here.
 
2012-06-21 10:25:01 AM

Oztemprom: Because People in power are Stupid: Were the dog male or female?

Bit'O'Gristle: I hope it wasn't a male dog, that would be farking sick.

From the comment on TFA:

Courage Wolf
The dog was female so it isn't as bad as it seems here.


That's awesome that it came from Courage Wolf.
 
2012-06-21 10:26:54 AM
Why is bestiality forbidden?

If the animal is harmed, there's already laws covering that. If you fark a cow, the cow probably doesn't even notice, and no one is harmed.
 
2012-06-21 10:28:13 AM
In the early days of internet, around '93, apparently there wasn't much in the way of pictures yet. So it seemed people amused themselves with jokes, stories, etc. One which was popular with my peers at the time was the gross out stuff. So, I had buddies who printed up rather detailed stories about how to cook a baby, having sex with a decomposed body, etc.

The grossest one which seemed to stick with me to this day was reading about eating out or having oral sex with a rotting cow carcass. Despite the lack of pics, the anonymous author managed to make me sick with his exceptionally detailed story.

This era was obviously pre-lemon party, pre 4chan, and other nasty gross pics the kids nowadays take for granted...
 
2012-06-21 10:28:34 AM
www.funny-quotes.co

I've been around, I've licked my share of peanut butter.
 
2012-06-21 10:28:44 AM
did the dog like it?
 
2012-06-21 10:29:51 AM
Who was doing who?
 
2012-06-21 10:30:03 AM

spawn73: Why is bestiality forbidden?

If the animal is harmed, there's already laws covering that. If you fark a cow, the cow probably doesn't even notice, and no one is harmed.


it's for your own safety, so your dick doesn't fall off
 
2012-06-21 10:31:30 AM
From the Columbo school of reporting:

3.bp.blogspot.com
Just one more thing...

FTFA: He still faces child porn charges.
 
2012-06-21 10:32:13 AM
Article blocked at work, please tell me who was the giver and who was the receiver? My mind is boggling.
 
2012-06-21 10:33:34 AM

maudibjr: and yet this guy can still get a girlfriend.


I think I read this somewhere else awhile ago, and believe me the ditched him.
 
2012-06-21 10:36:16 AM

Cold_Sassy: maudibjr: and yet this guy can still get a girlfriend.

I think I read this somewhere else awhile ago, and believe me the ditched him.


SHE ditched, sorry...
 
2012-06-21 10:37:22 AM

Arkanaut: Oztemprom: Because People in power are Stupid: Were the dog male or female?

Bit'O'Gristle: I hope it wasn't a male dog, that would be farking sick.

From the comment on TFA:

Courage Wolf
The dog was female so it isn't as bad as it seems here.

That's awesome that it came from Courage Wolf.


He may be a furry, but at least he's not gay?
 
2012-06-21 10:39:33 AM
Amputee porn, bestial oral sex, and child porn?
This pervert hit the trifecta. And his girlfriend kissed those lips.
We will hear from this douche bag again.
Up side "Look mom, I'm on Fark"
 
2012-06-21 10:40:36 AM
Was the biatch hot?
 
2012-06-21 10:43:30 AM

spawn73: Why is bestiality forbidden?

If the animal is harmed, there's already laws covering that. If you fark a cow, the cow probably doesn't even notice, and no one is harmed.


It's ok to kill and eat animals. It's also OK to sexually stimulate them, fistfark them, or forcibly fertilize them for animal husbandry. People even perform abortions on pets. These are all legal.

If I were a cow I'd rather be buggered than shot in the head and eaten.
 
2012-06-21 10:47:57 AM
t2.gstatic.com

In Victorian times, the ladies of society had 'lap dogs'. It was a very popular trend. I always thought they were called as such because they were placed on the ladies' laps. Then I read that the dogs were used for other purposes that included 'lapping'.

Society hasn't changed very much when it comes to doggy affection. Though in this case, advanced equal rights for men seems to be evident.
 
2012-06-21 10:48:50 AM
Dont judge, they were born that way
 
2012-06-21 10:51:54 AM
I just have time to post that I'm running out to WalMart to buy the biggest vat of peanut butter they have. Any guesses as to which state I reside in?
 
2012-06-21 10:55:02 AM

GungFu: [t2.gstatic.com image 199x253]
In Victorian times, the ladies of society had 'lap dogs'. It was a very popular trend. I always thought they were called as such because they were placed on the ladies' laps. Then I read that the dogs were used for other purposes that included 'lapping'.


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2012-06-21 10:55:46 AM
Did they really have to say he wouldn't get off Scott free?

More like Scottie free, amirite?
 
2012-06-21 11:04:32 AM

Akabander: GungFu: [t2.gstatic.com image 199x253]
In Victorian times, the ladies of society had 'lap dogs'. It was a very popular trend. I always thought they were called as such because they were placed on the ladies' laps. Then I read that the dogs were used for other purposes that included 'lapping'.

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www.victoriana.com

See how's she's smiling and the dogs are not? I rest my case.
 
2012-06-21 11:05:18 AM

GungFu: [t2.gstatic.com image 199x253]

In Victorian times, the ladies of society had 'lap dogs'. It was a very popular trend. I always thought they were called as such because they were placed on the ladies' laps. Then I read that the dogs were used for other purposes that included 'lapping'.

Society hasn't changed very much when it comes to doggy affection. Though in this case, advanced equal rights for men seems to be evident.


In those days that would have been a medical procedure: hysteria treatment.

/service dog?
 
2012-06-21 11:07:27 AM

cherryl taggart: Article blocked at work, please tell me who was the giver and who was the receiver? My mind is boggling.


/LOL..ok..you owe me a new keyboard..pronto.
 
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