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(Fox 5 San Diego)   If you whip out a knife on the beach in San Diego after a guy blindsides you in the head with a skateboard, expect to be tazed and jailed. Next time use the trident   (fox5sandiego.com) divider line 51
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2012-06-21 10:03:20 AM
Witnesses said that they heard screaming and seeing several women wrestling each other on the sand

Giggity
 
2012-06-21 11:48:07 AM
So... don't bring a knife to a skateboard fight?
 
2012-06-21 11:49:26 AM
Only use the trident when there are horses and a man on fire.
 
2012-06-21 11:49:45 AM
FTFA: "Soon after a group of people reportedly used inappropriate language in front of children on the beach, beachgoers confronted them and a fight broke out, witnesses told Fox 5.

Great job parents...words are bad, so you show your kids how to use violence (poorly to boot).

I hope your kids cried as mommy got beat up and daddy got arrested.
 
2012-06-21 11:50:15 AM
What outdoor activity DOESN'T involve a tazing & incarceration these days?
 
2012-06-21 11:54:26 AM
Subby didn't read the article.
"Cell phone video showed one man getting hit in the back of the head with a skateboard while another pulled out a knife and threatened people in the area."
 
2012-06-21 11:54:58 AM
Pulling out a knife after being hit in the head with a skateboard seems reasonable.
 
2012-06-21 11:56:02 AM
Like they say... PB = Public Brawl
 
2012-06-21 11:56:38 AM
Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
 
2012-06-21 11:58:08 AM
San Diego? Could be worse...

"Jackin' it, Jackin' it, Spankin' it"
 
2012-06-21 11:58:19 AM

RottNDude: Like they say... PB = Public Brawl


Yep I refuse to go to PB because of the douchebags there. Also refuse to go to OB for the same reason. Still not sure why those beaches attract the dregs of society...
 
2012-06-21 11:59:15 AM
This either happened in South Mission or Pacific Beach...

*reads article

Yep, Pacific Beach. Not surprised.


/Imperial Beach resident.

and oblig...
t1.gstatic.com
/hot like the sand on a San Diego beach
 
2012-06-21 12:02:58 PM
4 out of 5 dentists recommend tridents for their patients who get into public brawls.
 
2012-06-21 12:04:01 PM

Tellingthem: RottNDude: Like they say... PB = Public Brawl

Yep I refuse to go to PB because of the douchebags there. Also refuse to go to OB for the same reason. Still not sure why those beaches attract the dregs of society...


I refuse to go to OB because I feel like I have to take a bath in bleach after I leave there. That has to be the nastiest place in San Diego, El Cajon is cleaner than OB. And El Cajon is pretty farking assnasty. Hell even Market Street on Homeless Row is cleaner than OB.
 
2012-06-21 12:06:22 PM
Girls with dreads?
Eww...you can almost see the lil' wavy stinky lines coming off of them.
 
2012-06-21 12:10:18 PM

weemonkey: Tellingthem: RottNDude: Like they say... PB = Public Brawl

Yep I refuse to go to PB because of the douchebags there. Also refuse to go to OB for the same reason. Still not sure why those beaches attract the dregs of society...

I refuse to go to OB because I feel like I have to take a bath in bleach after I leave there. That has to be the nastiest place in San Diego, El Cajon is cleaner than OB. And El Cajon is pretty farking assnasty. Hell even Market Street on Homeless Row is cleaner than OB.


I don't mind that it is dirty so much as it is all the street urchins and bums I can't stand. Hell I don't even mind the bums as much as those roving packs of junkies...
 
2012-06-21 12:10:29 PM

namegoeshere: So... don't bring a knife to a skateboard fight?


And we're done here.
 
2012-06-21 12:12:01 PM
To all potential tourists coming to San Diego this summer; Pacific Beach, Ocean Beach and most of east county are shiat holes you will gain nothing by going there. If you want to go to the beach start at La Jolla and work your way up or go to Coronado. Balboa Park is nice and there are cool restaurants around there too. PB and OB are the Times Square of San Diego just giant gift shop filled with dirt bags and garbage. That is all enjoy your trip.
 
2012-06-21 12:14:08 PM

titwrench: To all potential tourists coming to San Diego this summer; Pacific Beach, Ocean Beach and most of east county are shiat holes you will gain nothing by going there. If you want to go to the beach start at La Jolla and work your way up or go to Coronado. Balboa Park is nice and there are cool restaurants around there too. PB and OB are the Times Square of San Diego just giant gift shop filled with dirt bags and garbage. That is all enjoy your trip.


Also avoid downtown...not much to see there. Except for some of the ships like The Midway.
 
2012-06-21 12:19:04 PM
And yet another page from the book of "Do what the authorities tell you to do."
 
2012-06-21 12:22:50 PM

AugieDoggyDaddy: Subby didn't read the article.
"Cell phone video showed one man getting hit in the back of the head with a skateboard while another pulled out a knife and threatened people in the area."


Video contradicts the article.
 
2012-06-21 12:23:27 PM
I am certainly relieved TFA included the phrase 'potty-mouthed'.
 
2012-06-21 12:23:35 PM

ourbigdumbmouth: Pulling out a knife after being hit in the head with a skateboard seems reasonable.


Refusing to put it down once the cops are there does not.
 
2012-06-21 12:25:16 PM

titwrench: To all potential tourists coming to San Diego this summer; Pacific Beach, Ocean Beach and most of east county are shiat holes you will gain nothing by going there. If you want to go to the beach start at La Jolla and work your way up or go to Coronado. Balboa Park is nice and there are cool restaurants around there too. PB and OB are the Times Square of San Diego just giant gift shop filled with dirt bags and garbage. That is all enjoy your trip.


Brahs, bums and booze. *sigh*

If you live in PB, you WILL get your ass kicked once a summer. At least.
 
2012-06-21 12:26:55 PM
They do have a point. I mean I wouldn't want my children to be exposed to foul language, and I'd stab a man in front of them to make sure it doesn't happen.
 
2012-06-21 12:27:26 PM

generalDisdain: I am certainly relieved TFA included the phrase 'potty-mouthed'.


Fabulous!
 
2012-06-21 12:33:01 PM

chachi88: Brahs, bums and booze. *sigh*

If you live in PB, you WILL get your ass kicked once a summer. At least.


You forgot the NIMBYs who have made the alcohol laws so restrictive that only the asshat drunkards are there.
 
2012-06-21 12:33:51 PM
I love how the cop is yelling "PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK" as he has the due's arm pinned behing the corner of the bench so he CAN'T put his arm behind his back.

Classic resisting.
 
2012-06-21 12:41:02 PM
PB = partially bums
MB = mostly bums
OB = only bums
 
2012-06-21 12:41:57 PM

RaisedOnATARI: PB = partially bums
MB = mostly bums
OB = only bums


IB = Indigent Bums
 
2012-06-21 12:56:18 PM

titwrench: To all potential tourists coming to San Diego this summer; Pacific Beach, Ocean Beach and most of east county are shiat holes you will gain nothing by going there. If you want to go to the beach start at La Jolla and work your way up or go to Coronado. Balboa Park is nice and there are cool restaurants around there too. PB and OB are the Times Square of San Diego just giant gift shop filled with dirt bags and garbage. That is all enjoy your trip.


By all means stay away from OB. More parking for me. Oh, and especially avoid Hodad's. I don't like waiting an hour to get my burger.
 
2012-06-21 12:59:27 PM

Amos Quito: I love how the cop is yelling "PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK" as he has the due's arm pinned behing the corner of the bench so he CAN'T put his arm behind his back.

Classic resisting.


Since everything ends up on video these days, shouting things like, "STOP RESISTING!" while you beat someone into unconsciousness is a necessary element to your future defense.
 
2012-06-21 01:31:05 PM

chachi88: RaisedOnATARI: PB = partially bums
MB = mostly bums
OB = only bums

IB = Indigent Bums


HEY NOW! I live in IB and to be fair the very few bums we get here actually wander down here from the other side of 13th Street in San Diego proper.

I wonder what happened to our "one" resident bum we had? I haven't seen him sleeping on Palm Ave. this last year. Yes, we had ONE bum in 91932.

Really, we don't have that many bums and IB is a little tiny quiet town.

/born in IB
//moved to Lakeside when I was 2 years old.
///moved back to IB several years ago, and it is one of the most clean (aside form the water at the beach after it rains), quiet, quaint, peaceful places in San Diego. Aside from the helicopters.
 
2012-06-21 01:37:10 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Only use the trident when there are horses and a man on fire.


The three seashells might be useful.
 
2012-06-21 01:49:57 PM
And this is Pacific Beach which several farkers suggested was the better place for the SD Fark Party.

this was daytime.
 
2012-06-21 01:56:49 PM
That video is longer than Pulp Fiction.
 
2012-06-21 01:58:51 PM

weemonkey: This either happened in South Mission or Pacific Beach...

*reads article

Yep, Pacific Beach. Not surprised.


/Imperial Beach resident.

and oblig...
[t1.gstatic.com image 243x182]
/hot like the sand on a San Diego beach


IB pride? Really how much sewage from the TJ river do you guys suck down?
 
2012-06-21 01:59:37 PM

weemonkey: chachi88: RaisedOnATARI: PB = partially bums
MB = mostly bums
OB = only bums

IB = Indigent Bums

HEY NOW! I live in IB and to be fair the very few bums we get here actually wander down here from the other side of 13th Street in San Diego proper.

/born in IB
//moved to Lakeside when I was 2 years old.
///moved back to IB several years ago, and it is one of the most clean (aside form the water at the beach after it rains), quiet, quaint, peaceful places in San Diego. Aside from the helicopters.


thatsthejoke.jpg

/sorry for your butthurt, I'm from PB
 
2012-06-21 02:08:46 PM

GT_bike: weemonkey: This either happened in South Mission or Pacific Beach...

*reads article

Yep, Pacific Beach. Not surprised.


/Imperial Beach resident.

and oblig...
[t1.gstatic.com image 243x182]
/hot like the sand on a San Diego beach

IB pride? Really how much sewage from the TJ river do you guys suck down?


Who said I go in the water here?

I live here for the quiet and clean neighborhood, not the water. That is what Coronado is for :o)
 
2012-06-21 02:17:02 PM

chachi88: weemonkey: chachi88: RaisedOnATARI: PB = partially bums
MB = mostly bums
OB = only bums

IB = Indigent Bums

HEY NOW! I live in IB and to be fair the very few bums we get here actually wander down here from the other side of 13th Street in San Diego proper.

/born in IB
//moved to Lakeside when I was 2 years old.
///moved back to IB several years ago, and it is one of the most clean (aside form the water at the beach after it rains), quiet, quaint, peaceful places in San Diego. Aside from the helicopters.

thatsthejoke.jpg

/sorry for your butthurt, I'm from PB


No butthurt here. Just stating that IB is not the same IB it was 30 years ago when there were stripclubs, bikers and druggies everywhere. It's actually nice now. I can walk my dog at 3am and be safe.
 
2012-06-21 02:23:55 PM

GT_bike: weemonkey: This either happened in South Mission or Pacific Beach...

*reads article

Yep, Pacific Beach. Not surprised.


/Imperial Beach resident.

and oblig...
[t1.gstatic.com image 243x182]
/hot like the sand on a San Diego beach

IB pride? Really how much sewage from the TJ river do you guys suck down?


Oh and also you horribly fail. You left the part out when you re-posted this that I said we have nasty water in the first place.
 
2012-06-21 02:24:06 PM

Tellingthem: titwrench: To all potential tourists coming to San Diego this summer; Pacific Beach, Ocean Beach and most of east county are shiat holes you will gain nothing by going there. If you want to go to the beach start at La Jolla and work your way up or go to Coronado. Balboa Park is nice and there are cool restaurants around there too. PB and OB are the Times Square of San Diego just giant gift shop filled with dirt bags and garbage. That is all enjoy your trip.

Also avoid downtown...not much to see there. Except for some of the ships like The Midway.


The ballpark is cool as well, but yeah, downtown isn't terribly exciting. I'd like to throw out a recommendation for the beaches in Encinitas and many of the restaurants down in the City Heights areas.

Also, you can try jacking it in one of our fine city streets. Go ahead, take a load off.
 
2012-06-21 02:26:18 PM
I see you've played "knifey-skateboardy" before...
 
2012-06-21 02:28:49 PM

notnotdave: Tellingthem: titwrench: To all potential tourists coming to San Diego this summer; Pacific Beach, Ocean Beach and most of east county are shiat holes you will gain nothing by going there. If you want to go to the beach start at La Jolla and work your way up or go to Coronado. Balboa Park is nice and there are cool restaurants around there too. PB and OB are the Times Square of San Diego just giant gift shop filled with dirt bags and garbage. That is all enjoy your trip.

Also avoid downtown...not much to see there. Except for some of the ships like The Midway.

The ballpark is cool as well, but yeah, downtown isn't terribly exciting. I'd like to throw out a recommendation for the beaches in Encinitas and many of the restaurants down in the City Heights areas.

Also, you can try jacking it in one of our fine city streets. Go ahead, take a load off.


Bull Taco in Encinitas.
Lucha Libre Taco on Washington off of the 5 by the airport.
Hash House A Go Go in Hillcrest.

I don't know of any in City Heights, sorry.
 
2012-06-21 02:32:25 PM
How about I just farking avoid the whole city?
 
2012-06-21 02:51:31 PM

elbows_deep_silent_queef: How about I just farking avoid the whole city?


That farking works too.
 
2012-06-21 03:01:10 PM
Trident? Just call this guy:
i432.photobucket.com

/hot like butter for lobster dipping
 
2012-06-21 03:53:50 PM

weemonkey: I can walk my dog at 3am and be safe.


thebiggestdog.com
 
2012-06-21 06:18:04 PM
I would be in favor of an ordinance requiring any person purchasing a skateboard to be struck in head with it by Barry Bonds first, kinda like they pepper spray cops before they let them carry it.
Safety First



/off my lawn maggot
 
2012-06-21 11:46:53 PM
weemonkey No butthurt here. Just stating that IB is not the same IB it was 30 years ago when there were stripclubs, bikers and druggies everywhere. It's actually nice now. I can walk my dog at 3am and be safe.
there's a trolley now, damn yuppies?
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