This is a great headline.

I live in the the American South, where redheads are rare enough to almost be exotic. If you asspickles can't be bothered with gingers, SEND THEM ALL TO ME.

/was engaged to one, once (with an impossibly Irish last name, no less), and it was mostly like a four year rapture of great sex and passionate arguments I never started, resulting in even better sex
//she wanted kids, I was still an irresponsible party boy, etc, so we never married and here I am posting on Fark instead of farking a real live redhead
///great, now I'm depressed THANKS FARK.COM

You can sleep with a blonde.
You can sleep with a brunette.
You'll get no sleep with a redhead!

Being a redhead girl is probably awesome. Being a red haired guy like me is significantly less awesome.

CavalierEternal: If it makes you feel better, there's currently a high demand for red-headed NFL quarterbacks.

It would if I were a quarterback :(

CavalierEternal: Polartank13: CavalierEternal: Relatively Obscure: Being a redhead girl is probably awesome. Being a red haired guy like me is significantly less awesome.

If it makes you feel better, there's currently a high demand for red-headed NFL quarterbacks.

Is Spock Dalton's father?

He is the bastard offspring of Spock and Kathy Griffin.

New android phone, you owe me one.

/+Q internets

well biatch? did you LIKE the movie?
or were you upset that it was about hawt redhead tropes??

sheeeshhhhhh

I used to like redheads until every AW in the world started dying their hair some horrible obviously fake red color to get more attention.

/still like the natural redheads, but they seem to be few and far between.
//I'm also sure half of the "hot" so-called redheads posted later on in this thread will be fakes.

dickfreckle: /was engaged to one, once (with an impossibly Irish last name, no less), and it was mostly like a four year rapture of great sex and passionate arguments I never started, resulting in even better sex
//she wanted kids, I was still an irresponsible party boy, etc, so we never married and here I am posting on Fark instead of farking a real live redhead
///great, now I'm depressed THANKS FARK.COM


If you were already having passionate arguments you didn't start, adding kids to the mix would have likely just amplified that. And would have been paired with less sex. And you would have been pulled out of "party boy" mode before you were ready. You probably dodged a bullet.

I thought it was because historically virtually everyone in Scotland was a redhead? Oh wait, then we can't cue faux outrage can we.

It's hardly the worst stereotype in the world.

/white people's problems

Or you know the Irish stereotype of having red hair and it listening to stupid brawny kne. Its and easy test to telll which should be offended and feel the butthurt.

Does John Wayne spank her at all in the film?

Boatmech: Gwendolyn: Or you know the Irish stereotype of having red hair and it listening to stupid brawny kne. Its and easy test to telll which should be offended and feel the butthurt.

Does John Wayne spank her at all in the film?

Is that a quote
or did you just have a stroke?

No, I have a stupid auto filler on this damn thing and I'm in the habit of not proof reading anything without a jagged red line under it. Although why men came out as kne I have no damn idea.

RodneyToady: dickfreckle: /was engaged to one, once (with an impossibly Irish last name, no less), and it was mostly like a four year rapture of great sex and passionate arguments I never started, resulting in even better sex
//she wanted kids, I was still an irresponsible party boy, etc, so we never married and here I am posting on Fark instead of farking a real live redhead
///great, now I'm depressed THANKS FARK.COM


If you were already having passionate arguments you didn't start, adding kids to the mix would have likely just amplified that. And would have been paired with less sex. And you would have been pulled out of "party boy" mode before you were ready. You probably dodged a bullet.

It was one of the few smart decisions I made in my 20s. As the date grew near, the more I sat motionlessly and thought about our future, particularly her love of kids. What kind of asshole would I be if I lied and told her that I loved the idea? I'm now well in my 30s and still don't want children. I don't want to kick random kids on the street or use them as cheap labor; just don't want one of my own in the same way I hate my Verizon contract. Maybe I just hate diapers, I dunno.

You can always part ways with a spouse. You can't cleanly part ways with a child. I can't handle that.

The good news is that we're still great email friends. We live in different time zones and make playful threats to visit one another for a great night of teh sexy-time replayed in various ancient hotel rooms canopied by maple trees and mint juleps, but we're really just two folks who took different paths at the fork in the road. She has a baby girl now, and is happy.

That's what matters.

But godDAMN do I miss farking her. Sorry, it's tough to be a gentleman when talking about real redheads. Bonus: She was supermodel tall with that alabaster skin. Some sort of vision to behold. Slept like an angel.

/yeah it's 5am, but I'm on my night rotation for the month
//drunk

How this hasn't already spiraled into a redhead thread, I'll never know

kevinatilusa: You know nothing L.V. Anderson.

True dat

dog/biatch

bull/cow

ginger/redhead

cock/hen


It's not hard to speak English, people.

Fiery redhead? How about "batsh*t f*cking crazy oh f*ck no never again"?