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(WTSP)   Alaska man climbs tree for exercise but gets stuck upside down, leading rescuers to ask, "Why didn't he just use a StairMaster?"   (wtsp.com) divider line 20
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2012-06-21 12:38:39 AM
Stairmaster doesn't have a view into the girls dormitory....


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2012-06-21 12:45:43 AM
I'd say Dumbass, but...

"Authorities were alerted by a friend, whom the man called from a cellphone attached to a lanyard around his neck."

That, I never would have thought of. The lanyard. I would have just watched as my phone slipped from my pocket and plummeted to the earth.
 
2012-06-21 12:45:57 AM
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2012-06-21 12:55:51 AM
It happens to me every time I watch Rocky IV.
 
2012-06-21 01:02:21 AM
I heard he just wanted to know if he could see Russia from up there.
 
2012-06-21 01:02:22 AM
was is name roger teeter?
 
2012-06-21 01:18:03 AM
Musta been a goofy MuthaFarker.
 
2012-06-21 01:31:45 AM
Man must be part Raccoon.
 
2012-06-21 01:54:50 AM
stairmasters cost money.trees dont. too bad if u dont watch your step.
 
2012-06-21 02:08:08 AM

skiinstructor: stairmasters cost money.trees dont. too bad if u dont watch your step.


Not to mention climbing a tree is actually fun, while the stairmaster is mind-numbingly monotonous.
 
2012-06-21 02:17:20 AM
Monotonous, true - one does need televised entertainment of some sort playing on a screen in front of one.

Episodes of "Jeopardy" do the trick, as do classic old movies.
 
2012-06-21 05:09:42 AM
it's Fairbanks. Even in the summer there's nothing to do.
 
2012-06-21 07:03:17 AM
Why did he climb the tree upside down?
 
2012-06-21 07:16:04 AM

theknuckler_33: Why did he climb the tree upside down?


MAYBE HE STARTED IN CHINA
 
2012-06-21 07:42:34 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Monotonous, true - one does need televised entertainment of some sort playing on a screen in front of one.

Episodes of "Jeopardy" do the trick, as do classic old movies.


caught Jeopardy for the first time in a while. liked the mustache better. mom and i speculated as to why AT took the plunge.
 
2012-06-21 07:44:47 AM

KrispyKritter: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Monotonous, true - one does need televised entertainment of some sort playing on a screen in front of one.

Episodes of "Jeopardy" do the trick, as do classic old movies.

caught Jeopardy for the first time in a while. liked the mustache better. mom and i speculated as to why AT took the plunge.


He wasn't getting taken up anymore on his offers for mustache rides.
 
2012-06-21 08:15:33 AM

teamollie: it's Fairbanks. Even in the summer there's nothing to do.


Unless you count "drinking heavily" as a hobby.
 
2012-06-21 08:31:38 AM

skiinstructor: stairmasters cost money.trees dont. too bad if u dont watch your step.


Don't forget, in Alaska a stairmaster may cost 2-3 times what I would pay at Sears. Keep in mind just getting it to his house (depending where in Alaska) may cost extra for the plane to fly it in.

Besides he could've been trying out for Tougher in Alaska.
 
2012-06-21 09:43:15 AM

lack of warmth: skiinstructor: stairmasters cost money.trees dont. too bad if u dont watch your step.

Don't forget, in Alaska a stairmaster may cost 2-3 times what I would pay at Sears. Keep in mind just getting it to his house (depending where in Alaska) may cost extra for the plane to fly it in.

Besides he could've been trying out for Tougher in Alaska.


his first name might also be Bristle or Mud or CASHEW.
 
2012-06-21 01:53:04 PM
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Just be careful of hop ons.

You're going to get hop ons.
 
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