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This happens in every car thread on Fark. Here is the ideal Farker car:
- Hatchback(Sports cars and SUVs = small penis. Nothing else can fit their entire band's instruments in the trunk.) - FWD(4WD is for people who can't drive in the snow as well as Farkers. RWD is for sports cars, which are bad) - No options(Luxury features increase weight thereby decreasing precious MPG. Navs are for people too dumb to drive. Farkers have a supernatural sense of direction.) - 40+ MPG(Anyone who drives a car that gets less is an asshole.) - Simple bodywork/rims(16" rims or bigger = small penis) - Under 200HP(That's all a Farker needs to get to work sensibly. Everyone with more is a crazy asshole who passes the Farker on the highway) - Not a Prius(Seeing as this fits every criteria a Farker wants, the Prius hatred is unexplainable)
Then, some guy comes in and talks about how his car is fun on the track and everyone makes fun of his penis. And so it goes.
padraig:Why on Earth would a car have Facebook and Twitter capabilities ?
Hopefully to compile evidence for when they die in a massive fireball while twittering/facebooking. I hope it also auto-uploads the crash video to youtube.
