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2012-06-21 12:56:28 PM
Quaker: ProfessorOhki: You had a solid 7+/10 going until the last line. Feels too tacked on, too much of a bait. I'm going to have to give you a 1/10 at best. Actually, that'd be a pity 1 and I know how seriously you take these things, so 0/10.

Admittedly the last line was a half-troll, although I do think that I've seen more of these types of incidents in girls' sports. The rest of it, however, is sincere. And since you've resorted to a blatant ad hominem attack, it seems that you can't find any flaws in the logic of the argument. If that's not true then I would be interested to hear them, as I always enjoy debating the issues.


That's not an ad hominem. For it to be an ad hominem, it would have to be an attempt to negate your claims by launching an attack on you. In this case, they're separate. I thought I summed up my logical objections to your point pretty concisely with the business about her having essentially scored the run.

The point about you being a troll stands alone. Besides, they could have gone about it this way:

5.10 The ball becomes dead when an umpire calls "Time." The umpire-in-chief shall call "Time"-
(c) When an accident incapacitates a player or an umpire;
(1) If an accident to a runner is such as to prevent him from proceeding to a base to which he is entitled, as on a home run hit out of the playing field, or an
award of one or more bases, a substitute runner shall be permitted to complete the play.


The point is, the run was still earned and the lose play with the official rules doesn't change the fact the run was scored.
 
2012-06-21 12:57:31 PM
s/lose/loose
 
2012-06-21 01:17:19 PM
I don't really need this link. My wife and I were sitting on the patio of a restaurant when some bum came up and started talking to us. This is Eugene, so that's fairly common. What isn't common is that he didn't want money or anything. He just wanted to talk. So, we talked to him a bit showing genuine interest. After a while, he pulled out a $100 bill and handed it to me and told me and my wife to do something fun with it. We told him we could not take that kind of money from him, but he insisted. He said we made such a great couple, and it would make him happy if we did take it. So, we did and used it about a week later to have dinner at a fancy restaurant, where they hung my coat by an open flame destroying it leading to more free dinners at a fancy restaurant...but that's a different story.
 
2012-06-21 01:27:13 PM
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I don't really need this link. My wife and I were sitting on the patio of a restaurant when some bum came up and started talking to us. This is Eugene, so that's fairly common. What isn't common is that he didn't want money or anything. He just wanted to talk. So, we talked to him a bit showing genuine interest. After a while, he pulled out a $100 bill and handed it to me and told me and my wife to do something fun with it. We told him we could not take that kind of money from him, but he insisted. He said we made such a great couple, and it would make him happy if we did take it. So, we did and used it about a week later to have dinner at a fancy restaurant, where they hung my coat by an open flame destroying it leading to more free dinners at a fancy restaurant...but that's a different story.

so what you are saying is that you are a bum who always manages to eat for free and suck society's teat?

/meh.. I'll give you a CSB
 
2012-06-21 01:56:52 PM
the PS'ed letter of breaking the fast on 9-10-01 should have mentioned the dinner was at Pizza Hut.
 
2012-06-21 02:33:05 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-21 02:34:23 PM
on a day with sandusky and the bus monitor in the news, i cannot thank you enough for these pictures.
 
2012-06-21 03:43:03 PM
Benjimin_Dover: Mitch Taylor's Bro: SmokeMonkey: bugmn99: Sar

Your love is better than ice cream
Better than anything else that I've tried
And your love is better than ice cream
Everyone here know how to fight

oblig

Every time one of those SPCA commercials comes on, I turn the channel. They are the worst ones out there even counting the Shticky junk from the whore beater.

They have the balls to ask us for money whle they spend money on these commercials that are 90 seconds long? Essentially paying 3 times the cost of a regular length one? How about spending the money on the animals, you dooshes.


Yes, the SPCA might not be the best representative of animal shelter/rights goodness, but since I'd do some pretty extreme things to get in Sarah McLachlan's pants, including becoming a vegan, I just deal with it fap to it.

/ the local humane society and city-run animal shelters get my donations, not the SPCA
 
2012-06-21 04:30:46 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: radarlove: thisisyourbrainonFark:

//can I buy some pot from you?


I chortled so much. Thanks for that.
 
2012-06-21 04:41:10 PM
Mikey1969: red5ish: [img94.imageshack.us image 177x800]
Great stuff.

My wife wonders why I insist on getting a decent sized dog. Beyond being able to protect my house, I pointed out that it won't get blown off of a farking pier in Melbourne, should I ever go there...


You were a boyscout, weren't you Mikey? 'Cause that's just being prepared for ALL occasions...
 
2012-06-21 06:08:27 PM
Am I the only one who noticed that in the next-to-last pic of the Melbourne dog rescue that dog looks like he's thinking "Let. Me. GO!"
 
2012-06-21 06:17:03 PM
ComicBookGuy: MrHappyRotter: Amateurs. I could waste my time and pick apart all of those photos and expose the vile truths that are momentarily disguised behind the interpretation of the photographer. All I will say is that in some countries, people eat cats.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?! You haven't been on TOS.

Maybe you were in the Men's Room at the truck stop a few nights ago. It WAS dark!!



OMG how I have missed thee, fair ComicBookGuy.

Being that I love you all terribly and that the site proprietors consider me to be a plague, I've opted to keep away so as not to ruin anybody else's experience.

And you can always tell if it's me in the dark by my unique scent of dried equine semen and industrial strength degreaser.
 
2012-06-21 06:27:07 PM
Mitch Taylor's Bro: Yes, the SPCA might not be the best representative of animal shelter/rights goodness, but since I'd do some pretty extreme things to get in Sarah McLachlan's pants, including becoming a vegan, I just deal with it fap to it.

I'd give you 10 bucks if you let me smell your finger after getting in her pants. She is hot.
 
2012-06-21 09:24:43 PM
Clockwork Kumquat: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 600x516]

will you guys please stop linking that picture? It's honestly freaking me the fark out.

;(
 
2012-06-21 11:08:13 PM
MrHappyRotter: ComicBookGuy: MrHappyRotter: Amateurs. I could waste my time and pick apart all of those photos and expose the vile truths that are momentarily disguised behind the interpretation of the photographer. All I will say is that in some countries, people eat cats.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?! You haven't been on TOS.

Maybe you were in the Men's Room at the truck stop a few nights ago. It WAS dark!!


OMG how I have missed thee, fair ComicBookGuy.

Being that I love you all terribly and that the site proprietors consider me to be a plague, I've opted to keep away so as not to ruin anybody else's experience.

And you can always tell if it's me in the dark by my unique scent of dried equine semen and industrial strength degreaser.


Oh, that WAS you!!

Btw, say hello to your little dog, too!!

And come back!!
 
2012-06-21 11:49:37 PM
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I don't really need this link. My wife and I were sitting on the patio of a restaurant when some bum came up and started talking to us. This is Eugene, so that's fairly common. What isn't common is that he didn't want money or anything. He just wanted to talk. So, we talked to him a bit showing genuine interest. After a while, he pulled out a $100 bill and handed it to me and told me and my wife to do something fun with it. We told him we could not take that kind of money from him, but he insisted. He said we made such a great couple, and it would make him happy if we did take it. So, we did and used it about a week later to have dinner at a fancy restaurant, where they hung my coat by an open flame destroying it leading to more free dinners at a fancy restaurant...but that's a different story.

I love this. It kind of sounds as if it's the first chapter of an adventure involving time travellers.
 
2012-06-22 12:17:41 AM
Benjimin_Dover: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Yes, the SPCA might not be the best representative of animal shelter/rights goodness, but since I'd do some pretty extreme things to get in Sarah McLachlan's pants, including becoming a vegan, I just deal with it fap to it.

I'd give you 10 bucks if you let me smell your finger after getting in her pants. She is hot.


10 bucks? Hell no! You can have Sarah's eau de taco when you pry it from my cold, dead, very satisfied hands!
 
2012-06-22 09:31:06 AM
I'll just leave this here. **sniff**

kitteh says goodbye
 
2012-06-22 12:24:08 PM
starleen: I'll just leave this here. **sniff**

kitteh says goodbye


goddamnitsomuch
 
2012-06-22 07:05:37 PM
What_do_you_want_now: Indubitably: What_do_you_want_now: timharrod: Indubitably: timharrod: Seems to me the last one is staged. The kid can't lift the cat up there, and the cat can't attempt the climb without making kid tartare.

/overall, astounding batch of 21

Please forgive me sir, but I feel your text has subtext; would I be correct in this tactical assertion?

*beep*

No subtext of which I'm aware... just saying.

Also: "tactical?"

Don't talk to it, maybe it will go away.

*bow*

"it," eh?

interesting. guess what: the more you disenfranchise and dehuman, the more you destine yourself for planetary redux.

Keep it up, dafty.

;)

Give me a gender identity to work with, then we can speak plainly.


Irrelevant, and you know it. Or should.
 
2012-06-22 07:06:13 PM
Indubitably: What_do_you_want_now: Indubitably: What_do_you_want_now: timharrod: Indubitably: timharrod: Seems to me the last one is staged. The kid can't lift the cat up there, and the cat can't attempt the climb without making kid tartare.

/overall, astounding batch of 21

Please forgive me sir, but I feel your text has subtext; would I be correct in this tactical assertion?

*beep*

No subtext of which I'm aware... just saying.

Also: "tactical?"

Don't talk to it, maybe it will go away.

*bow*

"it," eh?

interesting. guess what: the more you disenfranchise and dehuman, the more you destine yourself for planetary redux.

Keep it up, dafty.

;)

Give me a gender identity to work with, then we can speak plainly.

Irrelevant, and you know it. Or should.


P.S. Thank you, subby. Wabi sabi.
 
2012-06-22 09:51:42 PM
ComicBookGuy: MrHappyRotter: ComicBookGuy: MrHappyRotter: Amateurs. I could waste my time and pick apart all of those photos and expose the vile truths that are momentarily disguised behind the interpretation of the photographer. All I will say is that in some countries, people eat cats.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?! You haven't been on TOS.

Maybe you were in the Men's Room at the truck stop a few nights ago. It WAS dark!!


OMG how I have missed thee, fair ComicBookGuy.

Being that I love you all terribly and that the site proprietors consider me to be a plague, I've opted to keep away so as not to ruin anybody else's experience.

And you can always tell if it's me in the dark by my unique scent of dried equine semen and industrial strength degreaser.

Oh, that WAS you!!

Btw, say hello to your little dog, too!!

And come back!!


There. I submitted an NSFW article (over "there" *wink, wink*, *nudge, nudge* ) in your honor CBG. That's about the most I can muster at this point in time.
 
2012-06-23 02:57:57 PM
poodebunker: rhondajeremy: Mija: It is not heartwarming to see Christians supporting a lifestylw that God calls an abominations. It is distuurbing that they claim to know God but love sin.

God didn't call it a sin. Certain men did and claimed that God said it.

Guess what, God told me he doesn't like people who eat cheese. Don't believe me? Then why do you believe them?

//Excuse me if I don't exactly take their word for it-I'll wait to here it from the original source (if that is possible)
//Spirituality is great and should be explored and understood by the person themselves, not by what other dictate to them.

Well said! Although we will never meet, I am now a big fan of yours!


Me too!
 
2012-06-23 06:51:04 PM
rhondajeremy: Mija: It is not heartwarming to see Christians supporting a lifestylw that God calls an abominations. It is distuurbing that they claim to know God but love sin.

God didn't call it a sin. Certain men did and claimed that God said it.

Guess what, God told me he doesn't like people who eat cheese. Don't believe me? Then why do you believe them?

//Excuse me if I don't exactly take their word for it-I'll wait to here it from the original source (if that is possible)
//Spirituality is great and should be explored and understood by the person themselves, not by what other dictate to them.


rhondajeremy: Mija: It is not heartwarming to see Christians supporting a lifestylw that God calls an abominations. It is distuurbing that they claim to know God but love sin.

God didn't call it a sin. Certain men did and claimed that God said it.

Guess what, God told me he doesn't like people who eat cheese. Don't believe me? Then why do you believe them?

//Excuse me if I don't exactly take their word for it-I'll wait to here it from the original source (if that is possible)
//Spirituality is great and should be explored and understood by the person themselves, not by what other dictate to them.


to be more precise..they say god told them that they wold no get to heaven


now remind me again why do i care if some gay g uy gets to heaven?
 
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