DeltaPunch: I'd sting her jellyfish, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

You mean you want to fark the jellyfish that stung her?

I would rather make sweet consensual love with her and ignore the jellyfish.

I would absolutely pee on her.

Urine doesn't actually do anything for jellyfish stings though, just by the way.

Did she get stung in her butt? Cause I'd pee in her butt

DeltaPunch: Darth_Lukecash: DeltaPunch: I'd sting her jellyfish, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

You mean you want to fark the jellyfish that stung her?

I would rather make sweet consensual love with her and ignore the jellyfish.

Come to think of it, "jellyfish" is a pretty darned good nickname for vag, IMHO.

I'm curious to know how many vag you've encountered that had oral arms. I'm not surprised that you encountered vag that left you resulted in a stinging sensation.

Probably because dudes would get boners and end up peeing on her face.

DeltaPunch: As for sensation, well, every single one has left me stinging... I just thought that was normal.... that's normal right?

RIGHT!??!

Perfectly normal.

*puts on hazmat suit just in case*

DeltaPunch: Darth_Lukecash: DeltaPunch: I'd sting her jellyfish, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

You mean you want to fark the jellyfish that stung her?

I would rather make sweet consensual love with her and ignore the jellyfish.

Come to think of it, "jellyfish" is a pretty darned good nickname for vag, IMHO.

Uhm... there are ointments for that.

I tried, but I didn't have an extra $25 with me.

The most interesting part of the article is the fact that this guy is apparently tapping that sweet ass:

assjuice: She is farking that talentless unfunny fark from snl?

I find it amusing that people refer to her relationship as "This is the guy she's f♥cking?" instead of "She's in love with this guy?" As if emotions and personality have nothing to do with a relationship and the only thing that matters is who the vagina and penis are attached to, because they're doing things with them together.

Now, don't get me wrong. I adore Olivia Wilde. I think she's a decent actress, seems like a pretty cool party guest given her ability to tell a story well, she seems really laid back and cool from what I've seen and she has a beautiful face... from the forehead down.

That's a fivehead, really. I see her and I think of Nastia Liukin and I think the same thing- girl should really consider bangs.

Yeah, yeah, I know... sharp knees and all- I'd still be more than happy to get the chance to disappoint her just based on that "Aroused" picture alone and she may also be the best looking actress without makeup you'll ever see. Just a really cool lady all-around.

Still, huge forehead.

/Sudeikis can kiss my ayce
//Damned Groovy Bastich.

77606796" target="_blank">HarlequinGuy: NASAM:

He's also banged January Jones, Eva Mendes, and Scarlett Johanson per a linked article at the bottom of the page. Dude must be packin'.

He may be packin', but damn, with those three scalps in his rear-view that dude has some low standards!



Haters gonna hate.

At least she didn't end up like Queen Latifa in "Sphere".

FastJeff: I can imagine if this happened anywhere near a fark party, there'd be a group of guys running towards her hell bent with their dicks out. Faces locked in grimacing strain. Streams of yellow majestically arching 20 feet through the air. It would look like that scene in 300, but instead of arrows, it would be piss.

and sold in germany for big money

She should be thankful they weren't the Irankanji (sp) jellyfish. Otherwise she would've been dead.