Here comes the Internet Tuffdad thread about how you would have yanked the kid out of the car and beaten him to an inch of his life

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that's what your dad would've done to you, what's wrong with kids these days, etc.

/thread has popcorn potential

DeltaPunch: Here comes the Internet Tuffdad thread about how you would have yanked the kid out of the car and beaten him to an inch of his life

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that's what your dad would've done to you, what's wrong with kids these days, etc.

/thread has popcorn potential

My dad would have smacked me, called me stupid like my brother, and we wouldn't have eaten that evening. The next day however, he would have given my brother and I money to go play Galaga at the Open Pantry.

Bladel: Seems legit!

EatHam: DeltaPunch: that's what your dad would've done to you, what's wrong with kids these days, etc.

My dad had me "test" a spark plug with my hand. I would have been much more likely to be the person getting shocked.

My Dad used to check for live electrical wires by licking his fingers quickly brushing them across a hot lead. The trick is to use enough spit so that the electricity flows through the water and not your fingers. I usually just took his word for it on these occasions...

The looks 'shopped because the steering wheel's on the wrong side.

EatHam: DeltaPunch: that's what your dad would've done to you, what's wrong with kids these days, etc.

My dad had me "test" a spark plug with my hand. I would have been much more likely to be the person getting shocked.

I've been there. My dad was full of life lessons just ready to be taught.

I can NOT believe this obviously staged bullshiat got greenlighted.

George is gettin' upset!

If that were me as a kid, my dad would've waited until the second time then released the rape clowns before a third time was possible.

Does not approve of your shenanigans. And watch your bloody language

Like most FARKers in this thread, the magic number would have been everything ending after the 2nd time. Dad would have made me put my hand in the car to get shocked while he sat and laughed from the front seat yelling, "Not so funny now is it?!"

Shenanigans.

Reminds of the time my son hit the key on the 1969 Dodge Dart while I has attempting to set the points. I recalled that he almost welded my Jimmy to the front passenger fender. Chased his little ass down the street for half a block.

Gemcee: Reminds of the time my son hit the key on the 1969 Dodge Dart while I has attempting to set the points. I recalled that he almost welded my Jimmy to the front passenger fender. Chased his little ass down the street for half a block.

Damn, now that's funny.

But no, I wouldn't have been allowed past the first mistake.

My dad would have laughed and laughed, no matter how many times I did it, and then taken me out for pizza and ice cream afterwards.

that's it, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!

Gemcee: I recalled that he almost welded my Jimmy to the front passenger fender.

Okay, now THAT'S funny...

/Giggling like a schoolgirl over here...
//Not a schoolgirl.

Okay, time for Klaus, the hilarious gory safety video: Link

Sorry, that was the clean version. Let's try again: Link
That's better.
/worse

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me seven or more times, shame on me.

My dad wouldn't have had to put up with this shiat cause I wouldn't do that to him.

/not an asshole
//at least not to my own father

DeltaPunch: Here comes the Internet Tuffdad thread about how you would have yanked the kid out of the car and beaten him to an inch of his life

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that's what your dad would've done to you, what's wrong with kids these days, etc.

/thread has popcorn potential

Well... You know, had I done that once, my old man would have laughed his ass off. Indeed if I had done that twice? Belt would have been off.

As far as my being a "tuffdad"... Don't need to be. If I had told my daughter "Look, turning that will give me a nasty shock and it would hurt", she would have kept her hand the hell away from the keys until I said. Not because I'd whomp her, since she knows I wouldn't. But because she's not a miserable little shiat like those two, and because I raised her right.

*shrug*

Those two little farks are going to grow up to be spectacular human beings if they think doing that to their old man is funny.

I'm 100% against physical punishment of children, both because it's wrong (it was the way I was raised), and because it's ineffective.

However, if this is real, he had to have known that, on the second time, it was purposeful (dammit, the kid was laughing), and at that point, it's not a physical punishment, it's a response to an assault. Just a quick little chop to the throat to make him gag for a bit...and I would lauuuuuuugh...

IP: Shenanigans.

Usurper4: However, if this is real,

That father is the dumbest man alive.

/And I read threads in the politics tab.

When my dad was a kid he was asked to help my grandpa with the electric fence on the farm. Grandpa told him to turn the power on when he waved. Well, before he was ready for the power, my grandpa pulled his hat off and wiped the sweat away with his forearm. My dad took that as the sign and plugged in. When grandpa went down from the shock, my dad found his older brother (they looked so much alike my dad used his DL) and told him 'dad wants you'. Grandpa came across the field and started beating my poor uncle for a moment before he realized he had the wrong kid. I think my dad stays away from that brother for a good reason. My uncle is a cool guy, but I am curious what he would do to his little brother.

/there is a long list of other stuff my dad has done