Link goes to Fark's Facebook for your inspiration. Winning photo must abide by Facebook's TOS:

• No contact information, like website address, email, mailing address, or information that Facebook wants you to put in your Page's "About" section,
• Use "Fark" instead of "Fark.com"
• No references to Facebook features or actions, such as "Like" or "Share" or an arrow pointing from the cover photo to any of these features,
• No calls to action, such as "Tell your friends" or "Visit Fark.com right now before I stab a kitten."
• Official Facebook cover photo size: 851 pixels wide by 315 pixels tall (72dpi is ok)
• Fark's image posting is limited to 200kb and 640 wide by 1100 tall, so consider including an outgoing hyperlink to where your photo is hosted.
• If the file is resized to Fark's standards, that's perfectly fine - just be sure to provide the accompanying hyperlink so we can feature select entries on the Facebook page.
• File size limited only by the service of which you're using

And of course, "covers can't be deceptive, misleading, or infringe on anyone else's copyright."

The top voted one will be featured, but if there are others that are awesome we will definitely feature those in the future.

I'm sure there are more rules but do whatever and we'll fly by the seat of our pants. Insert legal-speak here, don't sue us if you win and we use your photo, and more stuff about the destruction of kittens.

**Super extra special thanks to Because People in power are Stupid and wickedfish for the clarification requests.

Actual Cover image



Actual Profile image

Concept-

/ fixed it for you
// I'm in the wrong kind of photoshop contest, aren't I?
/// with sincere apologies to Wickedfish for the unintentional 'O'

Composite:


Timeline image: http://proceduraltexture.com/Farkbook-1.jpg ^
Profile steak image: http://proceduraltexture.com/Farkbook-2.jpg ^

Composite:


Timeline image: http://proceduraltexture.com/Farkbook2-1.jpg ^
Profile pickle image: http://proceduraltexture.com/Farkbook2-2.jpg ^

Here's my lowly liter submission:


Full Res here

//Bonus points for the motto translation

Link

really needs a tag line to finish it off. I was thinking something about not being the best or brightest, or where the drunkest come to post... I donno, I am just way too tired to think of anything witty..

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late to the party :)

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I couldn't decide on single or double Patton. Hence the two submissions.

Double goodness.