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(The Daily Dolt)   Newt Gingrich is very much aware that he has an elephant butt, ok?   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 72
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2012-06-20 11:36:30 AM  
His body is still much too small for his ginormous head.
 
2012-06-20 11:47:17 AM  
I would have thought a newt would have been his favorite zoo animal. Hey-Oh!!!!! I'll be here all week, folks.

Love,
Your embarrassing/unfunny uncle
 
2012-06-20 12:20:09 PM  
And much like an elephant, his bid for the White House didn't get very far off the ground.

/Also something about it being truncated.
 
2012-06-20 12:38:13 PM  
What Newt Gingrich's butt might look like.

/should be SFW, I think.
//not baiting the banhammer
 
2012-06-20 12:42:01 PM  

Somacandra: What Newt Gingrich's butt might look like.

/should be SFW, I think.
//not baiting the banhammer


I'm almost afraid to click....

Oh wait, it's ok. Definitely better than the Rielle Hunter beach pics earlier.
 
2012-06-20 02:10:07 PM  
What, like, mounted on a wall?
 
2012-06-20 02:31:22 PM  
Something I can agree with him on. Elephants rule.

Only I feel bad for the ones I see in zoos. They always seem neurotic. The poor beasts are built to range, not stand in a pen. ;-(
 
2012-06-20 02:32:19 PM  
FTFA: Gingrich, who previously served as host for five of the Citizens United organization's political documentaries and was famously the recipient of tens of millions of Super-PAC dollars from billionaire Sheldon Adelson, said he thinks the super-rich have too much influence on the democratic process. "We're in a situation where if you're really rich, you have an enormous, and I think unfair, advantage," he said.

Stopped clock, yada yada yada.
 
2012-06-20 03:20:56 PM  
Actually, I'd say he's more a horse's ass.
 
2012-06-20 03:26:26 PM  
gilgigamesh
Only I feel bad for the ones I see in zoos. They always seem neurotic. The poor beasts are built to range, not stand in a pen. ;-(

Think about how much it would suck to be a shy zoo elephant.

I has a sads now. :(
 
2012-06-20 03:31:34 PM  

mrexcess: gilgigamesh
Only I feel bad for the ones I see in zoos. They always seem neurotic. The poor beasts are built to range, not stand in a pen. ;-(

Think about how much it would suck to be a shy zoo elephant.

I has a sads now. :(


leetleech.org

DISAGREES
 
2012-06-20 03:33:15 PM  
I'm enjoying the twilight of Newt's career/life. Enjoy your journey into irrelevance funnyman.
 
2012-06-20 03:35:57 PM  
Is this his first attempt at self-deprecating humor? I didn't know narcissists were capable of that.
 
2012-06-20 03:38:04 PM  

xanadian: FTFA: Gingrich, who previously served as host for five of the Citizens United organization's political documentaries and was famously the recipient of tens of millions of Super-PAC dollars from billionaire Sheldon Adelson, said he thinks the super-rich have too much influence on the democratic process. "We're in a situation where if you're really rich, you have an enormous, and I think unfair, advantage," he said.

Stopped clock, yada yada yada.


You notice he said it was unfair, not necessarily wrong. And he certainly didn't hint at wanting to change the situation.
 
2012-06-20 03:43:15 PM  

Karac: xanadian: FTFA: Gingrich, who previously served as host for five of the Citizens United organization's political documentaries and was famously the recipient of tens of millions of Super-PAC dollars from billionaire Sheldon Adelson, said he thinks the super-rich have too much influence on the democratic process. "We're in a situation where if you're really rich, you have an enormous, and I think unfair, advantage," he said.

Stopped clock, yada yada yada.

You notice he said it was unfair, not necessarily wrong. And he certainly didn't hint at wanting to change the situation.


Of course he doesn't any more than liberals want Soros's money restricted.
 
2012-06-20 03:47:24 PM  
He was on his way to the aviary for Callista's 2pm feeding.
 
2012-06-20 03:52:59 PM  

Dr Dreidel: He was on his way to the aviary for Callista's 2pm feeding.


A canary and an elephant mating? Just seems so...so...so unnatural.
 
2012-06-20 03:53:01 PM  

FTFA: "Elephants are among my favorites, partly because I'm Republican and partly because I'm big. Elephants make me feel like I'm the right size."

t3.gstatic.com

"Those spider monkeys that masturbate in public make me feel like I'm the right size, too.
 
2012-06-20 03:54:20 PM  
A fat conservative? Color me shocked.
 
2012-06-20 03:55:41 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Just between you and me, Elephants make him think he has the right smell, too. Jesus Christ, Newt."
 
2012-06-20 03:56:16 PM  

LRA61380: Is this his first attempt at self-deprecating humor? I didn't know narcissists were capable of that.


He's still the center of attention and people are laughing at a joke he made, which is the important part.
 
2012-06-20 03:58:15 PM  

LRA61380: Dr Dreidel: He was on his way to the aviary for Callista's 2pm feeding.

A canary and an elephant mating? Just seems so...so...so unnatural.


Not mating, per se...
www.allaboutsymbiosis.zoomshare.com

// also not an elephant
// per se
 
2012-06-20 03:59:52 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

"Raja, Mr. Gingrich is here with another donation check!"

www.rumproast.com

"Just a minute!"
 
2012-06-20 04:02:16 PM  

palelizard: LRA61380: Is this his first attempt at self-deprecating humor? I didn't know narcissists were capable of that.

He's still the center of attention and people are laughing at a joke he made, which is the important part.


3.bp.blogspot.com

"See, I can be hip and personable! But you guys wanted the 'who let the dogs out woo! woo!' guy."
 
2012-06-20 04:05:16 PM  
blog.thenewstribune.com

"Elephants make me feel like I'm the right size, too. Right, ladies?"
 
2012-06-20 04:07:24 PM  
deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

"Hey Cain! NEWSFLASH, you're black and running as a Republican! Now get out of my thread!"
 
2012-06-20 04:09:42 PM  
You mean, a guy who hates on everything and spends every waking minute trying to prove he's the smartest person in the room has image issues?


/Whowouldathunkit?
 
2012-06-20 04:13:03 PM  
i.usatoday.net

"And I want you all to know, that even today, my husband was out shooping for sunglasses for all the elephants. Isn't that the cutest thing?"
 
2012-06-20 04:13:34 PM  
You know what?

Elephant butt.
 
2012-06-20 04:14:36 PM  

Has anybody recently told him he looks like Portnoy the ground hog* from the Bloom County cartoon?

*Only with a big giant bobble head. Same personality though.

vsolaas.tripod.com
Hot, as Newt is not.
 
2012-06-20 04:16:20 PM  
blogs.citypages.com

"What can I say, I love how their big, strong, beefy, hairy, trunks just wrap around you and it feel so massive and you feel like they could just crush you if they wanted to but they don't.."
 
2012-06-20 04:17:58 PM  
Sorry about the skewed image. Mind you, it makes Portnoy look even more like Newt Gingrich. And they both appear to be painting the ole town white.
 
2012-06-20 04:19:11 PM  
images.politico.com

"Hey you! Closet Case! Get the f*ck out of my thread! And take that harpy woman with you. Jesus, if I was married to her, I'd be f*cking someone else before she got cancer."."
 
2012-06-20 04:23:39 PM  
img846.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-20 04:24:12 PM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

"I like elephants."
 
2012-06-20 04:24:45 PM  

ox45tallboy: [i.usatoday.net image 490x368]

"And I want you all to know, that even today, my husband was out shooping for sunglasses for all the elephants. Isn't that the cutest thing?"


"At least, he said his husky Indian friends needed wrap-arounds to be happy..."
 
2012-06-20 04:25:05 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"Who the fark are you?"
 
2012-06-20 04:27:08 PM  
saintpetersblog.com

"I'm John Huntsman! I was running for president?"
 
2012-06-20 04:27:51 PM  

Dr Dreidel: He was on his way to the aviary for Callista's 2pm feeding.


img856.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-20 04:28:16 PM  
voices.washingtonpost.com

"Sure you were. Talk to the hand, and get out of my f*cking thread."
 
2012-06-20 04:30:46 PM  
ox45tallboy:

Thank you for all of that.

Btw, is that an elephant in your pants, or are your ball that big?
 
2012-06-20 04:32:35 PM  
www1.pictures.zimbio.com

"Hey, it's Mitt. Can you get me the latest poll numbers on elephants? Yeah, the big gray things with trunks. No, that's Anne's other Cadillac. Yes, I know her Cadillac is big, gray, and has a trunk. Jesus Christ, elephants!"
 
2012-06-20 04:33:27 PM  

LRA61380: Is this his first attempt at self-deprecating humor? I didn't know narcissists were capable of that.


To be fair, I think he was joking about his ego, not his body.
 
2012-06-20 04:35:02 PM  
www.oilwatchdog.org

"Mr. Romney, I don't believe we've informed you of your position on elephants yet. Are you attempting to shape policy without us? Remember the agreement!"
 
2012-06-20 04:38:34 PM  
cdn2.dailycaller.com

"Policy? Me? No, no, of course not! I was... um... thinking about a pet for the White House! Yeah! Presidents always have a dog, and I thought maybe something different..."
 
2012-06-20 04:42:49 PM  
talkingpointsmemo.com

"The cutesy animals always played well for Newt. I especially liked watching them crap on his suits. Maybe we should try something like that."
 
2012-06-20 04:44:29 PM  
jessicaconley.edublogs.org

"Crap on my suit? Wait, that wasn't what we talked about!"
 
2012-06-20 04:46:10 PM  
www.usnews.com

"That's because those kind of decisions are above your pay grade, f*ckface. Now shut up, adults are talking."
 
2012-06-20 04:50:03 PM  
www.theblaze.com

"Damn it Adelson, get the f*ck out of my thread. $20 million more and I could have taken him, but nooooooo...... you cut me off just when it was getting interesting...."
 
2012-06-20 04:54:20 PM  

gilgigamesh: Something I can agree with him on. Elephants rule.

Only I feel bad for the ones I see in zoos. They always seem neurotic. The poor beasts are built to range, not stand in a pen. ;-(


Yeah they are probably the coolest animals. One day I'd like to give up modern life and go live as a mahout.
 
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