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(ABC Local)   You're parents and you're unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing. Do you: C) plant marijuana & painkillers in said volunteer's unlocked car?   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 40
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2012-06-20 02:11:54 PM  
3 votes:
It appears that crazy stuck his dick in crazier.
2012-06-20 02:11:32 PM  
3 votes:

GleeUnit:


That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


Cannot be outweighed by: lawyer, biatch, and obviously, crazy as hell.
2012-06-20 12:12:46 PM  
3 votes:
I would consider that my tip if someone put weed and painkillers in my car
2012-06-20 02:57:46 PM  
2 votes:
Woman's got a serious case of biatchface. Totally believe she'd do that shiat.
2012-06-20 02:35:33 PM  
2 votes:

SnakeLee: The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.


They don't have to look at security footage for all buildings.

1. Caller ID. You can't turn this off if you are calling 911 or the Police or Fire. They see all. And if you are doing this from a modern cellphone, GPS in the phone sends your location.
2. This is logged, with a time.
3. Go to where call was made
4. It's a hotel, with security cams
5. Sir, may we see your tapes from such-and-such time and date?
6. Hotel manager - "Sure!"
2012-06-20 02:32:45 PM  
2 votes:

SnakeLee: I don't get why the investigation turned to them if everyone is so shocked. They must have told one of the other parents, it just doesn't make sense. The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.


More likely something like this:

Cops: Ma'am, we found these in your car.

Volunteer: Um, what the hell is that, even?

Cop: Drugs.

Vol: In my car? Really? I dunno, my car is generally unlocked, maybe check the security camera footage from the parking lot to see if someone stuck it in there while I was out?

Cop: Ha, that's weak. Hey, Cop 2, check this woman's ridiculous alibi so we're covered for the court case.

Cop 2: (watching tape) Holy shiat, she's right! Look at that stupid bastard who doesn't know that schools are closely monitored. You recognize this woman, Ma'am?

Vol: Yeah, that's the mother of student X. She yelled at me about X's grades the other day.

Cop: Huh. Hey, cop 2, have the lab see if the phone the false call came from had surveillance too, most of 'em do.

Cop 2: All right then (calls in, everyone has some coffee). Hey, you know this guy?

Vol: Yeah, that's Mr. X.

Cop: Damn, this one was easy. I should bring this up next time I'm going for detective.

Cop 2: And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for their pathological lack of awareness of typical surveillance techniques in place since the 80s. Jeepers.

*Law enforcement fist bump, driving into the sunset while soundtrack from the 70s plays*
2012-06-20 02:23:12 PM  
2 votes:

bongmiester: You are parents and you're unsatisfied with the job a volunteer teacher is doing.

guess that works, but i don't think that's what subby meant


Why? This may shock you, but some of us were paying attention that day in the third grade when we went over your and you're.

This thread is a damn Rotsky family reunion.
2012-06-20 02:15:55 PM  
2 votes:
I found the problem
FTFA Jill and Kent Easter, both attorneys
2012-06-20 02:09:45 PM  
2 votes:
Not satisfied with the job a volunteer is doing?

fark you. You get what you pay for.
2012-06-20 12:21:38 PM  
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.


Strangely, the grammar is perfectly correct. Consider:

You are parents and you are unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing...

The sentence is clumsy, but not grammatically flawed.
2012-06-20 12:05:44 PM  
2 votes:
Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.
2012-06-20 04:56:10 PM  
1 votes:

BigGrnEggGriller: So for your toker Farkers; where in the hell do you get your weed? Been trying to find stash, but just hit dead ends.


Hi, Officer, how's the beat? You keeping cool in all this heat?
2012-06-20 04:15:18 PM  
1 votes:

Magorn: SirTophamHatt: More details on the story at Above The Law.com, including a copy of the lawsuit that was filed against the volunteer.

http://abovethelaw.com/2012/06/a-law-firm-partner-and-his-boalt-hall- w ife-stand-accused-of-planting-drugs-on-an-elementary-school-volunteer/

Wow. This guys seems like a mega-douche - and a crappy lawyer to boot. FIling a lawsuit because your kid was locked out of the back door of the school and had to walk around the school to meet his mom? Fricking really? And thinking that had a chance in hell of meeting the standards for Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress? good gawd.


www.its.caltech.edu
2012-06-20 03:38:01 PM  
1 votes:
Planting cannabis in a car is a bad idea unless you can get adequate air circulation to it, i.e. leaving the windows down, which is inviting theft and being ratted out by old offended Republicans.
2012-06-20 03:35:49 PM  
1 votes:

SlothB77: who doesn't lock their car?



Most of the time I do not, and I live in a big city. I drive two older cars (2001 and 2003) and also do not leave any valuables in the car ever.

Let's consider the economics of my decision. Consider the following break-in scenarios:

1. 2001 Dodge Intrepid, car is broken into by a crack head.
Unlocked: Crackhead opens the door, checks glovebox and car. No valuables taken, no damage done.
Locked: Crackhead breaks window to enter car. No valuables taken, broken window replacement needed ($300).

2. 2003 Jeep wrangler with soft top, car is broken into by a crack head.
Unlocked: Crackhead opens the door, checks glovebox and car. No valuables taken, no damage done.
Locked (is it even *possible* to secure a vehicle with a rag top?): Crackhead breaks window or cuts convertible rag top with a knife. No valuables taken, broken window and / or replaced ragtop needed ($500+).



There are forces in this world that want you living in fear of life and your fellow man because they profit from it. It doesn't have to be that way.
2012-06-20 03:34:12 PM  
1 votes:

stonicus: FTFA: Officers responded to the scene and found drugs in her car.
"She was shocked. She had no idea where those items came from," said Irvine Police Lt. Julia Engen. "Things just didn't seem to add up."

Man, that line NEVER works for me.


She was probably hot.
2012-06-20 03:25:18 PM  
1 votes:

Sticky Hands: Amos Quito: libranoelrose: You can be singular or plural.

No I can't.

There is no "I" in team.


www.teufelaffe.com
2012-06-20 03:21:21 PM  
1 votes:
Planting drugs? She should be charged with impersonating a police officer.
2012-06-20 03:19:56 PM  
1 votes:
This sentence, from the article, deserves irony tags: "Police say Jill Easter was upset with the parent volunteer because the couple believed the woman was not properly supervising their son."

If both of these geniuses get convicted, they lose parental custody of the son. A brilliant, well thought out plan altogether.
2012-06-20 03:16:23 PM  
1 votes:

SmellsLikePoo: SnakeLee: The volunteer, who police referred to as Jane Doe, was detained for about two hours but not arrested. The investigation turned to the Easters.

Police say Kent Easter was caught on surveillance video at a hotel near his workplace in Newport Beach, calling police to report Jane Doe. The couple allegedly called and texted each other before and after the crime.

Then later it says:

Tiffany Pan, the Easters' babysitter, says she's shocked.

"They're always so positive and happy, and I just can't imagine them even doing anything like this," Pan said.

I don't get why the investigation turned to them if everyone is so shocked. They must have told one of the other parents, it just doesn't make sense. The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.

The victim IDed the couple responsible. This was a long standing feud, watch the video i linked to.


Also, according to this article, police were able to confirm she was in the classroom at the time the "witness" said they saw her stow the drugs in the car, and the witness both described the vehicle and named her specifically by name, which is sort of fishy for most witnesses to have. She also let police search her home where they found no evidence.

It looks like his name is still in the directory at his (possibly now former) employer's website, but his actual profile has been removed.
2012-06-20 03:05:07 PM  
1 votes:
You can be singular or plural.
2012-06-20 03:00:57 PM  
1 votes:

MycroftHolmes: 'You' is singlular and 'parents' is plural.


no, THOU art singular.
and WE are not amused.
2012-06-20 02:55:52 PM  
1 votes:

GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


You must be young and therefore a skewed impression of what someone in their late 30's typically looks like. I think she looks awful, but the fact that she's had work done probably subconsciously makes me think she looks older than 38.

Halle Berry is almost 50.
2012-06-20 02:46:58 PM  
1 votes:

SlothB77: who doesn't lock their car?


I don't, but the only thing of value in my car is my GPS which I keep locked in the glove box. If a thief is willing and prepared to pry that open, I'm guessing (s)he would have also broken a window to get in if the doors had been locked.
2012-06-20 02:45:46 PM  
1 votes:
I am LOVING those mug shots. So very "this was a fantastic plan, and we thought it was going swimmingly...until, well...now..."

Seriously, the volunteer's lucky to have been pulled over by a good, aware cop and that the parent's didn't think it through very well. Could have been much worse for her. Lock your f-ing car next time.
2012-06-20 02:43:22 PM  
1 votes:
This is how I figure it...The guy phoned in an "anonymous" tip... but used a land line. The address would have been recorded by dispatch. The cops simply went to the address and were lucky enough to find the guy on surveillance. He was then either identified by the volunteer, or they got his plate from the recording. Also the cops most likely did not believe the "I have no idea how it got there" excuse because of the timing of the call... Let's say dick for brains called in at 9 AM... Now you have a half dozen people standing around telling you (the cop) that she had been there since 6 AM... "Hmm..ok.. Let's take a drive over to that hotel Lou...ise."
It's Elementary.
2012-06-20 02:38:17 PM  
1 votes:

GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


Maybe to you. She looks like a royal coont to me and her actions with the hubby kind of back that hypothesis.
2012-06-20 02:34:07 PM  
1 votes:

durbnpoisn: Rapmaster2000: Jill and Kent Easter, both attorneys

Really lousy attorneys apparently.

That's what I was thinking as soon as I read that part of TFA. How does someone that stupid even make it through law school? How do 2 people that stupid make it through law school and end up marrying each other?!


They seem to have a habit for bad decisions.
2012-06-20 02:30:02 PM  
1 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The My Little Pony Killer: Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.

Strangely, the grammar is perfectly correct. Consider:

You are parents and you are unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing...

The sentence is clumsy, but not grammatically flawed.


'You' is singlular and 'parents' is plural.

You are a parent and you are unsatisfied with the job....

would be more correct.
2012-06-20 02:27:32 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Jill and Kent Easter, both attorneys

Really lousy attorneys apparently.


I disagree, they simply are evil. That in itself probably makes them pretty damn effective lawyers.
2012-06-20 02:21:51 PM  
1 votes:

stonicus: FTFA: Officers responded to the scene and found drugs in her car.
"She was shocked. She had no idea where those items came from," said Irvine Police Lt. Julia Engen. "Things just didn't seem to add up."

Man, that line NEVER works for me.


It helps if you don't look like a stoner.
2012-06-20 02:18:12 PM  
1 votes:
Why aren't they being charged with possession?
2012-06-20 02:17:47 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-06-20 02:14:21 PM  
1 votes:

SnakeLee: The volunteer, who police referred to as Jane Doe, was detained for about two hours but not arrested. The investigation turned to the Easters.

Police say Kent Easter was caught on surveillance video at a hotel near his workplace in Newport Beach, calling police to report Jane Doe. The couple allegedly called and texted each other before and after the crime.

Then later it says:

Tiffany Pan, the Easters' babysitter, says she's shocked.

"They're always so positive and happy, and I just can't imagine them even doing anything like this," Pan said.

I don't get why the investigation turned to them if everyone is so shocked. They must have told one of the other parents, it just doesn't make sense. The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.


I'm gonna guess the cops checked the camera to see who was making the 911 call. Saw the guy, maybe got his license plate. I would imagine they have to be skeptical of any anonymous tip they get. Would be too easy to fark with people if they didn't.
2012-06-20 02:11:20 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: Officers responded to the scene and found drugs in her car.
"She was shocked. She had no idea where those items came from," said Irvine Police Lt. Julia Engen. "Things just didn't seem to add up."


Man, that line NEVER works for me.
2012-06-20 02:11:16 PM  
1 votes:
This is the true crime that drugs cause.
2012-06-20 02:11:00 PM  
1 votes:
The volunteer, who police referred to as Jane Doe, was detained for about two hours but not arrested. The investigation turned to the Easters.

Police say Kent Easter was caught on surveillance video at a hotel near his workplace in Newport Beach, calling police to report Jane Doe. The couple allegedly called and texted each other before and after the crime.


Then later it says:

Tiffany Pan, the Easters' babysitter, says she's shocked.

"They're always so positive and happy, and I just can't imagine them even doing anything like this," Pan said.


I don't get why the investigation turned to them if everyone is so shocked. They must have told one of the other parents, it just doesn't make sense. The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.
2012-06-20 02:10:42 PM  
1 votes:
Jill and Kent Easter, both attorneys

Really lousy attorneys apparently.
2012-06-20 01:36:41 PM  
1 votes:
who doesn't lock their car?
2012-06-20 12:02:50 PM  
1 votes:
Am I going to get the weed and painkillers back after we get that farker out of there?
 
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