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2012-06-20 03:09:20 PM
More details on the story at Above The Law.com, including a copy of the lawsuit that was filed against the volunteer.

http://abovethelaw.com/2012/06/a-law-firm-partner-and-his-boalt-hall- w ife-stand-accused-of-planting-drugs-on-an-elementary-school-volunteer/
 
2012-06-20 03:10:03 PM

Amos Quito: libranoelrose: You can be singular or plural.

No I can't.


There is no "I" in team.
 
2012-06-20 03:10:18 PM
Good for the cops. I can't believe they actually investigated this and figured out what really happened.
 
2012-06-20 03:11:30 PM

justanothersumguy:
It's Elementary.


Booooo

/What you did there
//I saw it
 
2012-06-20 03:12:58 PM
I am suitably chastized
 
2012-06-20 03:13:31 PM
That's the face of a guy who just realized his career is over.
 
2012-06-20 03:13:33 PM

thatboyoverthere: At least they caught the right people. If the cops were lazy the volunteer could have been in a lot of trouble.
/Going to be a cop. Need to remember cases like this.


Hey boy come over here :)
 
2012-06-20 03:14:00 PM
wow, she looks straight up retarded...
 
2012-06-20 03:15:11 PM

MycroftHolmes: I am suitably chastized


Just messin' around. :D
 
2012-06-20 03:16:20 PM

Dr.Zom: That's the face of a guy who just realized his career is over.



You mean I should start looking for a new lawyer?
 
2012-06-20 03:16:23 PM

SmellsLikePoo: SnakeLee: The volunteer, who police referred to as Jane Doe, was detained for about two hours but not arrested. The investigation turned to the Easters.

Police say Kent Easter was caught on surveillance video at a hotel near his workplace in Newport Beach, calling police to report Jane Doe. The couple allegedly called and texted each other before and after the crime.

Then later it says:

Tiffany Pan, the Easters' babysitter, says she's shocked.

"They're always so positive and happy, and I just can't imagine them even doing anything like this," Pan said.

I don't get why the investigation turned to them if everyone is so shocked. They must have told one of the other parents, it just doesn't make sense. The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.

The victim IDed the couple responsible. This was a long standing feud, watch the video i linked to.


Also, according to this article, police were able to confirm she was in the classroom at the time the "witness" said they saw her stow the drugs in the car, and the witness both described the vehicle and named her specifically by name, which is sort of fishy for most witnesses to have. She also let police search her home where they found no evidence.

It looks like his name is still in the directory at his (possibly now former) employer's website, but his actual profile has been removed.
 
2012-06-20 03:16:24 PM

MCStymie: GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.

I'm with you. She'shiattable, and resembles someone famous (not that I can recall who...).

/She makes poor choices. I like that in a one-night stand.
//Improves my chances.


Genie Francis from General Hospital?

tvmegasite.net
 
2012-06-20 03:17:59 PM

Lunchlady: justanothersumguy:
It's Elementary.

Booooo

/What you did there
//I saw it


LOL... you win the free internets! (yes I did)
 
2012-06-20 03:19:21 PM

SirTophamHatt: More details on the story at Above The Law.com, including a copy of the lawsuit that was filed against the volunteer.


"Ahh, the things a man will allegedly do for a lovely and intelligent trophy wife."

LOL.
 
2012-06-20 03:19:56 PM
This sentence, from the article, deserves irony tags: "Police say Jill Easter was upset with the parent volunteer because the couple believed the woman was not properly supervising their son."

If both of these geniuses get convicted, they lose parental custody of the son. A brilliant, well thought out plan altogether.
 
2012-06-20 03:20:48 PM
Irvine: Where white bread goes to die.

But only if the HOA allows it.
 
2012-06-20 03:21:01 PM
And I do like the phrase "lawnmower parents", defined as "why hover overhead when you can destructively mow over every supposedly obstacle in your offspring's path?"
 
2012-06-20 03:21:13 PM

libranoelrose: MycroftHolmes: I am suitably chastized

Just messin' around. :D


Being from Texas, I always use y'all as the plural form of you. You as a plural doesn't sound right to me, but the body of literature fully supports you as a plural being correct usage. Color me surprised.
 
2012-06-20 03:21:21 PM
Planting drugs? She should be charged with impersonating a police officer.
 
2012-06-20 03:22:25 PM

MAYORBOB: This sentence, from the article, deserves irony tags: "Police say Jill Easter was upset with the parent volunteer because the couple believed the woman was not properly supervising their son."

If both of these geniuses get convicted, they lose parental custody of the son. A brilliant, well thought out plan altogether.


Not necessarily the case. When I was a tyke my parents (who made many bad decisions) somehow thought that they could buy an RV in California, take a family trip to Florida, move there and then trash the RV, hide it and claim it was stolen.

They were both convicted but allowed to serve sentences separately (mom first, then dad) because of us kids.
 
2012-06-20 03:22:42 PM
And people wonder why there is a reluctance to work with children or in the teaching profession. Either the little bastards are threatening to lie about you touching them, or the parents are batfark insane, or both.
 
2012-06-20 03:23:22 PM

MycroftHolmes: libranoelrose: MycroftHolmes: I am suitably chastized

Just messin' around. :D

Being from Texas, I always use y'all as the plural form of you. You as a plural doesn't sound right to me, but the body of literature fully supports you as a plural being correct usage. Color me surprised.


Regular y'all or all y'all?

sometimes plural just isn't plural enough

//brb, need to get another wife.
 
2012-06-20 03:23:59 PM
Can anyone pass the bar in California? Quality parents.
 
2012-06-20 03:25:01 PM

MycroftHolmes: 'You' is singlular and 'parents' is plural.


So, Mr. Smartypants, what's the plural of 'you'.

\hint: it's 'you'
 
2012-06-20 03:25:18 PM

Sticky Hands: Amos Quito: libranoelrose: You can be singular or plural.

No I can't.

There is no "I" in team.


www.teufelaffe.com
 
2012-06-20 03:25:36 PM
Here's my take -
Snowflake bastard was called out for behaving poorly because he has the same attitude his parents. Mother became outraged and had a set to with volunteer parent and decided she would show her. Dad cooperated because he was sick of hearing about it.
Gee, I hope they get good lawyers.

/lol
 
2012-06-20 03:26:32 PM

GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


jacked up eyebrows though....
 
2012-06-20 03:27:31 PM

MycroftHolmes: libranoelrose: MycroftHolmes: I am suitably chastized

Just messin' around. :D

Being from Texas, I always use y'all as the plural form of you. You as a plural doesn't sound right to me, but the body of literature fully supports you as a plural being correct usage. Color me surprised.


I say we create a new word. Us'll, as in, Us All... So us'll has that y'all thing down good.
 
2012-06-20 03:27:43 PM

AbbeySomeone: Mother became outraged and had a set to with volunteer parent and decided she would show her.


Well, she is licensed to Jill.
 
2012-06-20 03:31:10 PM

Amos Quito: libranoelrose: You can be singular or plural.


No I can't.


Agreed. Marriage is a terrible deal these days. I am happy to stay singular.
 
2012-06-20 03:31:44 PM
I am parents?

/you're morans
 
2012-06-20 03:32:02 PM

MycroftHolmes: Being from Texas, I always use y'all as the plural form of you. You as a plural doesn't sound right to me, but the body of literature fully supports you as a plural being correct usage. Color me surprised.


Other North American neologisms for the second person plural are "you guys", "youse", "yinze" and "you all".
 
2012-06-20 03:33:22 PM

bugcrusher: Can anyone pass the bar in California? Quality parents.


Pretty much all you need to pass the bar is a decent memory, right?

memory != intelligence != parenting ability
 
2012-06-20 03:34:12 PM

stonicus: FTFA: Officers responded to the scene and found drugs in her car.
"She was shocked. She had no idea where those items came from," said Irvine Police Lt. Julia Engen. "Things just didn't seem to add up."

Man, that line NEVER works for me.


She was probably hot.
 
2012-06-20 03:34:43 PM

umad: Amos Quito: libranoelrose: You can be singular or plural.


No I can't.

Agreed. Marriage is a terrible deal these days. I am happy to stay singular.


Singular? Their coverage sucks and I get dropped calls all the time.
 
2012-06-20 03:34:57 PM

MycroftHolmes: libranoelrose: MycroftHolmes: I am suitably chastized

Just messin' around. :D

Being from Texas, I always use y'all as the plural form of you. You as a plural doesn't sound right to me, but the body of literature fully supports you as a plural being correct usage. Color me surprised.


I once had a Spanish teacher insist that we translate 'ustedes' as 'you all,' drove me farking insane.
 
2012-06-20 03:35:49 PM

SlothB77: who doesn't lock their car?



Most of the time I do not, and I live in a big city. I drive two older cars (2001 and 2003) and also do not leave any valuables in the car ever.

Let's consider the economics of my decision. Consider the following break-in scenarios:

1. 2001 Dodge Intrepid, car is broken into by a crack head.
Unlocked: Crackhead opens the door, checks glovebox and car. No valuables taken, no damage done.
Locked: Crackhead breaks window to enter car. No valuables taken, broken window replacement needed ($300).

2. 2003 Jeep wrangler with soft top, car is broken into by a crack head.
Unlocked: Crackhead opens the door, checks glovebox and car. No valuables taken, no damage done.
Locked (is it even *possible* to secure a vehicle with a rag top?): Crackhead breaks window or cuts convertible rag top with a knife. No valuables taken, broken window and / or replaced ragtop needed ($500+).



There are forces in this world that want you living in fear of life and your fellow man because they profit from it. It doesn't have to be that way.
 
2012-06-20 03:37:09 PM
The newly engaged attorneys strolled through St. Mark's square in a downpour, stopping to dance to the waltz of a an outdoor band (still playing in the rain!) in front of the Basilica of St. Mark. Jill eventually came down with bronchitis, but, she insists, "It was worth it."

I'm seeing a pattern here of Not Thinking Things Through.
 
2012-06-20 03:38:01 PM
Planting cannabis in a car is a bad idea unless you can get adequate air circulation to it, i.e. leaving the windows down, which is inviting theft and being ratted out by old offended Republicans.
 
2012-06-20 03:38:30 PM

jst3p: MAYORBOB: This sentence, from the article, deserves irony tags: "Police say Jill Easter was upset with the parent volunteer because the couple believed the woman was not properly supervising their son."

If both of these geniuses get convicted, they lose parental custody of the son. A brilliant, well thought out plan altogether.

Not necessarily the case. When I was a tyke my parents (who made many bad decisions) somehow thought that they could buy an RV in California, take a family trip to Florida, move there and then trash the RV, hide it and claim it was stolen.

They were both convicted but allowed to serve sentences separately (mom first, then dad) because of us kids.


Are your parent's names Earl & Joy?

Do you have an Uncle Randy?
 
2012-06-20 03:38:57 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: MycroftHolmes: libranoelrose: MycroftHolmes: I am suitably chastized

Just messin' around. :D

Being from Texas, I always use y'all as the plural form of you. You as a plural doesn't sound right to me, but the body of literature fully supports you as a plural being correct usage. Color me surprised.

I once had a Spanish teacher insist that we translate 'ustedes' as 'you all,' drove me farking insane.


MIne did too, but it seemed very natural.
 
2012-06-20 03:39:51 PM
At least they didn't put 3 bags of zucchini in there.
 
2012-06-20 03:43:38 PM

MAYORBOB: This sentence, from the article, deserves irony tags: "Police say Jill Easter was upset with the parent volunteer because the couple believed the woman was not properly supervising their son."

If both of these geniuses get convicted, they lose parental custody of the son. A brilliant, well thought out plan altogether.


If both these geniuses get convicted, they lose parental custody of the son. A brilliant, well thought our plan.

sorry... had to...
 
2012-06-20 03:45:56 PM
Dear A*hole helicopter parents. It's a good thing that you take an interest in your son's education and only want the best for your little snowflake. Several questions, just so I can process this affair:

- did you and hubby conspirator listen to Ride of the Valkyries on your iPods during the crime?
- did either of you consider volunteering yourselves, in place of the evil volunteer?
- would a meeting with the teacher and principal to discuss your concerns have been too much to ask?
- as you are both attorneys, have you planned what you'll do once both of you are disbarred?
- if prison terms occur (longshot, I know, as you're both attorneys) will you start a blog chronicling your caged lesbian bondage and PMITA adventures?
 
2012-06-20 03:47:03 PM

MycroftHolmes: 'You' is singlular and 'parents' is plural.


We don't have a specifically plural you in the English language (unless you're a fan of y'all). "You" can be either plural or singular.

The sentence is still correct.
 
2012-06-20 03:49:23 PM

Snort: Whoops! Wedding Pics

This article has middle names.


lol...thats rich!

how the F is a catholic marrying a protestant considered an interfaith marriage? religion is silly.
 
2012-06-20 03:50:40 PM
Bjorkholm em?!?!? I barely even knew em!

yeah, i have no idea how to pronounce that.
 
2012-06-20 03:51:46 PM

Some 'Splainin' To Do: MycroftHolmes: 'You' is singlular and 'parents' is plural.

We don't have a specifically plural you in the English language (unless you're a fan of y'all). "You" can be either plural or singular.

The sentence is still correct.


I favor the use of the plural form "youse" at times like this.
 
2012-06-20 03:56:13 PM

SlothB77: who doesn't lock their car?


Blaming the victim? That's so out of character...
 
2012-06-20 03:59:14 PM

Noobian Noob: Bjorkholm em?!?!? I barely even knew em!

yeah, i have no idea how to pronounce that.


memearchive.net
 
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