If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(ABC Local)   You're parents and you're unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing. Do you: C) plant marijuana & painkillers in said volunteer's unlocked car?   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 225
    More: Asinine, volunteers, teachers  
•       •       •

12677 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jun 2012 at 2:04 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



225 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-06-20 02:23:37 PM
This headline is a great example of how you can use "you're" in way that is technically appropriate but still awkward.
 
2012-06-20 02:25:21 PM
Asswipe parents get upset with a volunteer at their son's school - claim she's incompetent. They: C) plant hooker bait in said volunteer's car?

How's that sound?

/not subb-o
 
2012-06-20 02:26:06 PM
No, I would have smoked the weed and sold the pills to pay for the weed. Problem solved.

/parents these days.
 
2012-06-20 02:26:33 PM
I'd work her face.
 
2012-06-20 02:27:07 PM
Jill and Kent Easter, both attorneys

You'd think a couple of lawyers would be more skilled at crime.

And people, when committing illegal acts, don't text about it.
 
2012-06-20 02:27:32 PM

Rapmaster2000: Jill and Kent Easter, both attorneys

Really lousy attorneys apparently.


I disagree, they simply are evil. That in itself probably makes them pretty damn effective lawyers.
 
2012-06-20 02:27:57 PM
This video has more pics of the couple in question and interviews the victim

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/06/19/attorney-couple-accused-of- p lanting-drugs-in-oc-school-volunteers-car/
 
2012-06-20 02:29:43 PM
At least they caught the right people. If the cops were lazy the volunteer could have been in a lot of trouble.
/Going to be a cop. Need to remember cases like this.
 
2012-06-20 02:30:02 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The My Little Pony Killer: Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.

Strangely, the grammar is perfectly correct. Consider:

You are parents and you are unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing...

The sentence is clumsy, but not grammatically flawed.


'You' is singlular and 'parents' is plural.

You are a parent and you are unsatisfied with the job....

would be more correct.
 
2012-06-20 02:30:18 PM
A new bar has been set in the art of Helicopter Parenting.
 
2012-06-20 02:30:27 PM

red5ish: [img41.imageshack.us image 180x180]
Ve are not Nazis, but ven ve speak, you listen.


The best part is, the real real Nazis were consistently wrong, too.
 
2012-06-20 02:31:41 PM

Rapmaster2000: Jill and Kent Easter, both attorneys

Really lousy attorneys apparently.


That's what I was thinking as soon as I read that part of TFA. How does someone that stupid even make it through law school? How do 2 people that stupid make it through law school and end up marrying each other?!
 
2012-06-20 02:32:20 PM

SnakeLee: The volunteer, who police referred to as Jane Doe, was detained for about two hours but not arrested. The investigation turned to the Easters.

Police say Kent Easter was caught on surveillance video at a hotel near his workplace in Newport Beach, calling police to report Jane Doe. The couple allegedly called and texted each other before and after the crime.

Then later it says:

Tiffany Pan, the Easters' babysitter, says she's shocked.

"They're always so positive and happy, and I just can't imagine them even doing anything like this," Pan said.

I don't get why the investigation turned to them if everyone is so shocked. They must have told one of the other parents, it just doesn't make sense. The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.


The victim IDed the couple responsible. This was a long standing feud, watch the video i linked to.
 
2012-06-20 02:32:26 PM

Red Shirt Blues: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]
She looks surprised.


Love that Joker!
 
2012-06-20 02:32:45 PM

SnakeLee: I don't get why the investigation turned to them if everyone is so shocked. They must have told one of the other parents, it just doesn't make sense. The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.


More likely something like this:

Cops: Ma'am, we found these in your car.

Volunteer: Um, what the hell is that, even?

Cop: Drugs.

Vol: In my car? Really? I dunno, my car is generally unlocked, maybe check the security camera footage from the parking lot to see if someone stuck it in there while I was out?

Cop: Ha, that's weak. Hey, Cop 2, check this woman's ridiculous alibi so we're covered for the court case.

Cop 2: (watching tape) Holy shiat, she's right! Look at that stupid bastard who doesn't know that schools are closely monitored. You recognize this woman, Ma'am?

Vol: Yeah, that's the mother of student X. She yelled at me about X's grades the other day.

Cop: Huh. Hey, cop 2, have the lab see if the phone the false call came from had surveillance too, most of 'em do.

Cop 2: All right then (calls in, everyone has some coffee). Hey, you know this guy?

Vol: Yeah, that's Mr. X.

Cop: Damn, this one was easy. I should bring this up next time I'm going for detective.

Cop 2: And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for their pathological lack of awareness of typical surveillance techniques in place since the 80s. Jeepers.

*Law enforcement fist bump, driving into the sunset while soundtrack from the 70s plays*
 
2012-06-20 02:33:58 PM

Red Shirt Blues: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]
She looks surprised.


Buttsecks?
 
2012-06-20 02:34:07 PM

durbnpoisn: Rapmaster2000: Jill and Kent Easter, both attorneys

Really lousy attorneys apparently.

That's what I was thinking as soon as I read that part of TFA. How does someone that stupid even make it through law school? How do 2 people that stupid make it through law school and end up marrying each other?!


They seem to have a habit for bad decisions.
 
2012-06-20 02:35:24 PM
Destructive Dan plants pot and pain killers in the care of the volunteer.
Courteous Kurt gives pot and painkillers to the volunteer.
 
2012-06-20 02:35:33 PM

SnakeLee: The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.


They don't have to look at security footage for all buildings.

1. Caller ID. You can't turn this off if you are calling 911 or the Police or Fire. They see all. And if you are doing this from a modern cellphone, GPS in the phone sends your location.
2. This is logged, with a time.
3. Go to where call was made
4. It's a hotel, with security cams
5. Sir, may we see your tapes from such-and-such time and date?
6. Hotel manager - "Sure!"
 
2012-06-20 02:36:08 PM
Having dealt with school administration types in many attempts to solve problems with personnel and other matters, I completely understand their actions. They probably had no other choice.
 
2012-06-20 02:36:33 PM

GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


I'm with you. She'shiattable, and resembles someone famous (not that I can recall who...).

/She makes poor choices. I like that in a one-night stand.
//Improves my chances.
 
2012-06-20 02:36:38 PM

jdmac: Destructive Dan Scum Bag Steve plants pot and pain killers in the care of the volunteer.
Courteous Kurt Good Guy Greg gives pot and painkillers to the volunteer.

 
2012-06-20 02:37:20 PM
*car

(damn auto-correct)
 
2012-06-20 02:37:53 PM
i149.photobucket.com
Honest, officer - the stash was planted in our van by -um- disgruntled parents at the school where we do -er- volunteer work!
 
2012-06-20 02:38:17 PM

MoronLessOff: jdmac: Destructive Dan Scum Bag Steve plants pot and pain killers in the care of the volunteer.
Courteous Kurt Good Guy Greg gives pot and painkillers to the volunteer.


Yeah, your version is better.
 
2012-06-20 02:38:17 PM

GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


Maybe to you. She looks like a royal coont to me and her actions with the hubby kind of back that hypothesis.
 
GBB
2012-06-20 02:41:08 PM

Weaver95: WTF were these people smoking!?


weedkiller and pain.
 
2012-06-20 02:41:47 PM
Police say Jill Easter was upset with the parent volunteer because the couple believed the woman was not properly supervising their son.

Well no shiat sherlock. Couldn't be you expect them to be babysitters as well as your home life is so colossially farked up and full of weed smoke could it? Gotta find a scapegoat right?

Seriously, I know a couple families that are like this. Always blaming the "system" or the "teachers" for not doing things the "right" way when they have no business being parents at all and probably should have kids removed. One family is homeless and moves around town in a barely running RV with 3 kids in elementary, and another is a guy I've known of since HS that just got tossed back in prison for another 7 years for meth dealing (there is a news link, but not going to post it). Has a couple kids of his own and a crack ho girlfriend taking care of them. NOTHING is ever their fault.And there are more like them in this little burg.
 
2012-06-20 02:43:22 PM
This is how I figure it...The guy phoned in an "anonymous" tip... but used a land line. The address would have been recorded by dispatch. The cops simply went to the address and were lucky enough to find the guy on surveillance. He was then either identified by the volunteer, or they got his plate from the recording. Also the cops most likely did not believe the "I have no idea how it got there" excuse because of the timing of the call... Let's say dick for brains called in at 9 AM... Now you have a half dozen people standing around telling you (the cop) that she had been there since 6 AM... "Hmm..ok.. Let's take a drive over to that hotel Lou...ise."
It's Elementary.
 
2012-06-20 02:44:46 PM

MycroftHolmes: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The My Little Pony Killer: Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.

Strangely, the grammar is perfectly correct. Consider:

You are parents and you are unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing...

The sentence is clumsy, but not grammatically flawed.

'You' is singlular and 'parents' is plural.

You are a parent and you are unsatisfied with the job....

would be more correct.


You can be plural... "you all" or "all of you" or other such dialectical conventions are not required. (in some languages, such as German, "you" singular and "you" plural are different words -- not so in English).

It is clumsy, but not incorrect.
 
2012-06-20 02:45:46 PM
I am LOVING those mug shots. So very "this was a fantastic plan, and we thought it was going swimmingly...until, well...now..."

Seriously, the volunteer's lucky to have been pulled over by a good, aware cop and that the parent's didn't think it through very well. Could have been much worse for her. Lock your f-ing car next time.
 
2012-06-20 02:45:59 PM
oh...PS... I am not usually this harsh considering the kids... But these people really need to do some serious jail time.
 
2012-06-20 02:46:58 PM

SlothB77: who doesn't lock their car?


I don't, but the only thing of value in my car is my GPS which I keep locked in the glove box. If a thief is willing and prepared to pry that open, I'm guessing (s)he would have also broken a window to get in if the doors had been locked.
 
2012-06-20 02:48:44 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The My Little Pony Killer: Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.

Strangely, the grammar is perfectly correct. Consider:

You are parents and you are unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing...

The sentence is clumsy, but not grammatically flawed.


The sentence is a teenager, with big feet. That's why it's so clumsy. And you're right. The sentence is grammatically correct. Those darned English conjunctions are such a problem to so many. I blame Obama.
 
2012-06-20 02:49:56 PM
Am I the only one to notice?

entertainment.wagerweb.com
 
2012-06-20 02:52:39 PM

justanothersumguy: This is how I figure it...The guy phoned in an "anonymous" tip... but used a land line. The address would have been recorded by dispatch. The cops simply went to the address and were lucky enough to find the guy on surveillance. He was then either identified by the volunteer, or they got his plate from the recording. Also the cops most likely did not believe the "I have no idea how it got there" excuse because of the timing of the call... Let's say dick for brains called in at 9 AM... Now you have a half dozen people standing around telling you (the cop) that she had been there since 6 AM... "Hmm..ok.. Let's take a drive over to that hotel Lou...ise."
It's Elementary.


Given that she was only detained for two hours, I'm thinking there was more wrong with the story, eg, the caller said he saw her driving erratically, but if she had been at the school for a couple hours already, cops would have noticed a cold engine... or he might have gotten extra dumb and said I saw her driving erratically on X road, where X would have been a less than believable point not between the suspects home and the school. Either way,2x possession,2x distribution, 2x add-on penalties for doing it in a school zone... these people are going to see the inside of a cell for a while... I feel bad for their kids, they had crap parents to start with, and now they're stuck in one of the least functional foster services in the nation.
 
2012-06-20 02:54:18 PM

Snargi: GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.

Maybe to you. She looks like a royal coont to me and her actions with the hubby kind of back that hypothesis.


You just have the wrong outfit on her.
She'd look fantastic in bright orange.
Hell, the hubby should sport that too!

It's like love at the girls choice dance.
 
2012-06-20 02:54:44 PM

Jim_Callahan: SnakeLee: I don't get why the investigation turned to them if everyone is so shocked. They must have told one of the other parents, it just doesn't make sense. The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.

More likely something like this:

Cops: Ma'am, we found these in your car.

Volunteer: Um, what the hell is that, even?

Cop: Drugs.

Vol: In my car? Really? I dunno, my car is generally unlocked, maybe check the security camera footage from the parking lot to see if someone stuck it in there while I was out?

Cop: Ha, that's weak. Hey, Cop 2, check this woman's ridiculous alibi so we're covered for the court case.

Cop 2: (watching tape) Holy shiat, she's right! Look at that stupid bastard who doesn't know that schools are closely monitored. You recognize this woman, Ma'am?

Vol: Yeah, that's the mother of student X. She yelled at me about X's grades the other day.

Cop: Huh. Hey, cop 2, have the lab see if the phone the false call came from had surveillance too, most of 'em do.

Cop 2: All right then (calls in, everyone has some coffee). Hey, you know this guy?

Vol: Yeah, that's Mr. X.

Cop: Damn, this one was easy. I should bring this up next time I'm going for detective.

Cop 2: And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for their pathological lack of awareness of typical surveillance techniques in place since the 80s. Jeepers.

*Law enforcement fist bump, driving into the sunset while soundtrack from the 70s plays*


Followed by "YEEEAAAAAAHHH!!"
 
2012-06-20 02:55:16 PM

MycroftHolmes: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The My Little Pony Killer: Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.

Strangely, the grammar is perfectly correct. Consider:

You are parents and you are unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing...

The sentence is clumsy, but not grammatically flawed.

'You' is singlular and 'parents' is plural.

You are a parent and you are unsatisfied with the job....

would be more correct.


"You" is not singular. "You are idiots," for example, is perfectly correct.
 
2012-06-20 02:55:23 PM

robbiex0r: Am I the only one to notice?

[entertainment.wagerweb.com image 240x360]


Yeah, she's doing duckface.
 
2012-06-20 02:55:29 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I'm a pusher.
 
2012-06-20 02:55:37 PM
 
2012-06-20 02:55:52 PM

GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


You must be young and therefore a skewed impression of what someone in their late 30's typically looks like. I think she looks awful, but the fact that she's had work done probably subconsciously makes me think she looks older than 38.

Halle Berry is almost 50.
 
2012-06-20 02:56:01 PM
Easter planted weed and Vicodin?

www.imm-cms.com

What happened to candy, jellybeans and eggs?
 
2012-06-20 02:57:46 PM
Woman's got a serious case of biatchface. Totally believe she'd do that shiat.
 
2012-06-20 03:00:57 PM

MycroftHolmes: 'You' is singlular and 'parents' is plural.


no, THOU art singular.
and WE are not amused.
 
2012-06-20 03:02:06 PM

firefly212: justanothersumguy: This is how I figure it...The guy phoned in an "anonymous" tip... but used a land line. The address would have been recorded by dispatch. The cops simply went to the address and were lucky enough to find the guy on surveillance. He was then either identified by the volunteer, or they got his plate from the recording. Also the cops most likely did not believe the "I have no idea how it got there" excuse because of the timing of the call... Let's say dick for brains called in at 9 AM... Now you have a half dozen people standing around telling you (the cop) that she had been there since 6 AM... "Hmm..ok.. Let's take a drive over to that hotel Lou...ise."
It's Elementary.

Given that she was only detained for two hours, I'm thinking there was more wrong with the story, eg, the caller said he saw her driving erratically, but if she had been at the school for a couple hours already, cops would have noticed a cold engine... or he might have gotten extra dumb and said I saw her driving erratically on X road, where X would have been a less than believable point not between the suspects home and the school. Either way,2x possession,2x distribution, 2x add-on penalties for doing it in a school zone... these people are going to see the inside of a cell for a while... I feel bad for their kids, they had crap parents to start with, and now they're stuck in one of the least functional foster services in the nation.


Excellent Analysis FF... (Love the cold engine touch)... I would really love to hear a recording of that call...
 
2012-06-20 03:02:51 PM
WTF did she do to her lips and eye brows?
 
2012-06-20 03:05:07 PM
You can be singular or plural.
 
2012-06-20 03:06:28 PM

libranoelrose: You can be singular or plural.



No I can't.
 
Displayed 50 of 225 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report