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2012-06-20 12:02:50 PM
Am I going to get the weed and painkillers back after we get that farker out of there?
 
2012-06-20 12:05:44 PM
Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.
 
2012-06-20 12:06:56 PM
You're parents douchebags and you're unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing, do you C) plant marijuana & painkillers in said volunteers unlocked car?

FTFS
 
2012-06-20 12:07:14 PM
Will weed and/or painkillers make that headline easier to comprehend?
 
2012-06-20 12:12:46 PM
I would consider that my tip if someone put weed and painkillers in my car
 
2012-06-20 12:16:49 PM
I don't see that they had any other choice.
 
2012-06-20 12:17:26 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You're parents douchebags and you're unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing, do you C) plant marijuana & painkillers in said volunteers unlocked car?

FTFS


Except for that whole grammar thing.
 
2012-06-20 12:21:38 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.


Strangely, the grammar is perfectly correct. Consider:

You are parents and you are unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing...

The sentence is clumsy, but not grammatically flawed.
 
2012-06-20 12:27:37 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The My Little Pony Killer: Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.

Strangely, the grammar is perfectly correct. Consider:

You are parents and you are unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing...

The sentence is clumsy, but not grammatically flawed.


It makes more sense MMM's way. Before I was reading it as "my parents and I are upset..." but the fixed way it just rolls off the tongue.

/back to study hall
 
2012-06-20 12:27:46 PM
images.onset.freedom.com
She looks surprised.
 
2012-06-20 12:36:35 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You're parents douchebags and you're unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing, do you C) plant marijuana & painkillers in said volunteers unlocked car?

FTFS

Except for that whole grammar thing.


That was pretty much beyond repair
 
2012-06-20 12:40:42 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The My Little Pony Killer: Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.

Strangely, the grammar is perfectly correct. Consider:

You are parents and you are unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing...

The sentence is clumsy, but not grammatically flawed.

It makes more sense MMM's way. Before I was reading it as "my parents and I are upset..." but the fixed way it just rolls off the tongue.

/back to study hall


I was reading it the same way. I wanted to make fun of Subby, and I missed that MaudlinMutantMollusk's post was correct, ended up making a fool of myself.

The headline is still like nails on a chalkboard to me either way.
 
2012-06-20 12:45:12 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.


"Applying themselves to grammar"....?

Are you using Google translate?
 
2012-06-20 12:51:13 PM
Amateurs.
 
2012-06-20 12:53:46 PM

unlikely: Amateurs.


This. Also D-Bags.
 
2012-06-20 01:02:06 PM
WTF were these people smoking!?
 
2012-06-20 01:06:11 PM

Red Shirt Blues: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]
She looks surprised.


joellelydon.com
 
2012-06-20 01:18:49 PM
images.onset.freedom.com

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.
 
2012-06-20 01:22:08 PM
Viral marketing for the sequel to Bad Teacher. "Bad Parents."
 
2012-06-20 01:31:19 PM

GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


What's the worst thing about thirty eight year olds?

It's tough to keep them all locked up in your basement dungeon.
 
2012-06-20 01:36:41 PM
who doesn't lock their car?
 
2012-06-20 01:49:30 PM

SlothB77: who doesn't lock their car?


If you live in a town like I do, pretty much everyone

/yeah... it's small
 
2012-06-20 02:08:26 PM
Frame Toby
 
2012-06-20 02:09:07 PM
Of course that's what you do. Of course I like to throw in some child pornography as well just in case they can get off on the other charges.
 
2012-06-20 02:09:45 PM
Not satisfied with the job a volunteer is doing?

fark you. You get what you pay for.
 
2012-06-20 02:10:42 PM
Jill and Kent Easter, both attorneys

Really lousy attorneys apparently.
 
2012-06-20 02:11:00 PM

dv-ous: Not satisfied with the job a volunteer is doing?

fark you. You get what you pay for.

 
2012-06-20 02:11:00 PM
The volunteer, who police referred to as Jane Doe, was detained for about two hours but not arrested. The investigation turned to the Easters.

Police say Kent Easter was caught on surveillance video at a hotel near his workplace in Newport Beach, calling police to report Jane Doe. The couple allegedly called and texted each other before and after the crime.


Then later it says:

Tiffany Pan, the Easters' babysitter, says she's shocked.

"They're always so positive and happy, and I just can't imagine them even doing anything like this," Pan said.


I don't get why the investigation turned to them if everyone is so shocked. They must have told one of the other parents, it just doesn't make sense. The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.
 
2012-06-20 02:11:16 PM
This is the true crime that drugs cause.
 
2012-06-20 02:11:20 PM
FTFA: Officers responded to the scene and found drugs in her car.
"She was shocked. She had no idea where those items came from," said Irvine Police Lt. Julia Engen. "Things just didn't seem to add up."


Man, that line NEVER works for me.
 
2012-06-20 02:11:24 PM
Another vote for setting subby on fire.
 
2012-06-20 02:11:32 PM

GleeUnit:


That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


Cannot be outweighed by: lawyer, biatch, and obviously, crazy as hell.
 
2012-06-20 02:11:36 PM

GleeUnit: [
That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


Looking a little sugically surprised to me, buddy.
 
2012-06-20 02:11:54 PM
It appears that crazy stuck his dick in crazier.
 
2012-06-20 02:12:38 PM

SlothB77: who doesn't lock their car?


I don't, but I don't keep anything of value in it BECAUSE i don't lock it. My car is almost as old as I am and doesn't have power anything. The locks are finicky (sp?), especially in winter...so i just leave them unlocked.
 
2012-06-20 02:13:50 PM

GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


Especially considering people who make such stupid decisions usually look older than that by 25.
 
2012-06-20 02:14:21 PM

SnakeLee: The volunteer, who police referred to as Jane Doe, was detained for about two hours but not arrested. The investigation turned to the Easters.

Police say Kent Easter was caught on surveillance video at a hotel near his workplace in Newport Beach, calling police to report Jane Doe. The couple allegedly called and texted each other before and after the crime.

Then later it says:

Tiffany Pan, the Easters' babysitter, says she's shocked.

"They're always so positive and happy, and I just can't imagine them even doing anything like this," Pan said.

I don't get why the investigation turned to them if everyone is so shocked. They must have told one of the other parents, it just doesn't make sense. The police don't just start looking for security footage at all the buildings around anybody who could possibly have some interaction with a suspect.


I'm gonna guess the cops checked the camera to see who was making the 911 call. Saw the guy, maybe got his license plate. I would imagine they have to be skeptical of any anonymous tip they get. Would be too easy to fark with people if they didn't.
 
2012-06-20 02:15:31 PM

GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


Yes, he's a fine looking man.
 
2012-06-20 02:15:55 PM
I found the problem
FTFA Jill and Kent Easter, both attorneys
 
2012-06-20 02:15:56 PM
You are parents and you're unsatisfied with the job a volunteer teacher is doing.

guess that works, but i don't think that's what subby meant
 
2012-06-20 02:16:22 PM
I typed her name into google to see if I could find any reviews of her lawyering services. Apparently she's been inactive in the California bar since 2005. Also, and I find this hilarious, one site lists her email address as "licensetojill@..."
 
2012-06-20 02:17:47 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-20 02:18:12 PM
Why aren't they being charged with possession?
 
2012-06-20 02:18:20 PM

Red Shirt Blues: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]
She looks surprised.



It's California. She looks like she's had some work done on her face.
 
2012-06-20 02:20:10 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: The My Little Pony Killer: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: The My Little Pony Killer: Subby should spend less time being bitter about teacher and more time applying themselves to grammar.

Strangely, the grammar is perfectly correct. Consider:

You are parents and you are unsatisfied with the job a teacher volunteer is doing...

The sentence is clumsy, but not grammatically flawed.

It makes more sense MMM's way. Before I was reading it as "my parents and I are upset..." but the fixed way it just rolls off the tongue.

/back to study hall

I was reading it the same way. I wanted to make fun of Subby, and I missed that MaudlinMutantMollusk's post was correct, ended up making a fool of myself.

The headline is still like nails on a chalkboard to me either way.


You could say a pet peeve, perhaps?

/rotsky'd from the start
 
2012-06-20 02:21:22 PM

GleeUnit: [images.onset.freedom.com image 300x225]

FTFA: "The 38-year-olds are accused of conspiring to try to have a parent volunteer at their son's elementary school in Irvine arrested."

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there...

That's a pretty good lookin' 38 year old.


As others have said, its plastic. Still looks like decent work by her surgeon though. A little makeup, better work with the hair and you'd think she was just aging gracefully.
 
2012-06-20 02:21:51 PM

stonicus: FTFA: Officers responded to the scene and found drugs in her car.
"She was shocked. She had no idea where those items came from," said Irvine Police Lt. Julia Engen. "Things just didn't seem to add up."

Man, that line NEVER works for me.


It helps if you don't look like a stoner.
 
2012-06-20 02:22:03 PM
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Ve are not Nazis, but ven ve speak, you listen.
 
2012-06-20 02:22:08 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I typed her name into google to see if I could find any reviews of her lawyering services. Apparently she's been inactive in the California bar since 2005. Also, and I find this hilarious, one site lists her email address as "licensetojill@..."


What's the time?
It's time to get jill!
 
2012-06-20 02:23:12 PM

bongmiester: You are parents and you're unsatisfied with the job a volunteer teacher is doing.

guess that works, but i don't think that's what subby meant


Why? This may shock you, but some of us were paying attention that day in the third grade when we went over your and you're.

This thread is a damn Rotsky family reunion.
 
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