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(Science Daily)   Scientists discover way to block pathological rage. Still no cure for clouds, kids walking on lawn   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 64
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2012-06-20 10:27:47 AM
Pathological rage can be blocked in mice

How about rats?
 
2012-06-20 10:27:55 AM
Serenity Now!
 
2012-06-20 10:30:12 AM
Goodbye Politics tab, we hardly knew ye.
 
2012-06-20 10:30:47 AM
But I can still receive shock treatments if I choose to, right?
 
2012-06-20 10:30:51 AM
Exposure to gamma radiation?
 
2012-06-20 10:31:03 AM
i149.photobucket.com
Why do I have an urge to hug someone and press flowers?
What was in that boner pill I just took?
 
2012-06-20 10:31:49 AM
Now I can take my ex-fiancée back!
 
2012-06-20 10:32:05 AM
I hate those clouds so much that no matter how much scientist try and block my rage... It will not work.

Plus, I think I would be immune to such thing. I am a ginger. We tend to lack souls and such.
 
2012-06-20 10:32:26 AM
gossip.elliottback.com
 
2012-06-20 10:33:42 AM
This is good news. Overly hostile mice are a huge problem in my neighborhood
 
2012-06-20 10:36:39 AM

netcentric: This is good news. Overly hostile mice are a huge problem in my neighborhood


At least they're not ROUSes.
 
2012-06-20 10:39:20 AM
This drug has been out for decades. It's called weed.
 
2012-06-20 10:39:30 AM
Can I sign up for human trials? I can go into an almost blackout-rage at times set off by the smallest thing. I was working on installing a hitch on the back of my car last night that involves running leader wires to fish bolts up through the frame and out the mounting holes. After spending an hour trying to coax a bolt back out of the bottom of the frame after the line sheared off when the hitch slipped, and then almost another hour wrestling with a second bolt until the line stretched out so much that it would never be able to pull the bolt through, I felt like my only option was to crawl out from under and simply punch the car into submission. And I think the people on the other side of the cove (water cove, not paved subdivision culdesac) could hear my screams of FARK YOU CAR WHY YOU NO GO TOGETHER LIKE YOU SUPPOSED TO?!?!
 
2012-06-20 10:42:05 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Serenity Now!


No, that was seven years ago.
/R.i.p. Mr. Universe.
 
2012-06-20 10:45:03 AM

theorellior: [gossip.elliottback.com image 450x726]


That is awesome, and a little unsettling.
 
2012-06-20 10:46:02 AM
OH Shi*! REAVERS!
 
2012-06-20 10:46:44 AM
Sounds like a job for
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2012-06-20 10:54:19 AM

theorellior: netcentric: This is good news. Overly hostile mice are a huge problem in my neighborhood

At least they're not ROUSes.


Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

/GAAAHHHH
 
2012-06-20 10:55:32 AM
If you're looking for oblig grampa yelling at clouds, please see my profile.
 
2012-06-20 10:56:37 AM

Sybarite: Pathological rage can be blocked in mice

How about rats?


They'll still just be in those cages, despite this.
 
2012-06-20 10:56:40 AM

StrangeQ: Can I sign up for human trials? I can go into an almost blackout-rage at times set off by the smallest thing. I was working on installing a hitch on the back of my car last night that involves running leader wires to fish bolts up through the frame and out the mounting holes. After spending an hour trying to coax a bolt back out of the bottom of the frame after the line sheared off when the hitch slipped, and then almost another hour wrestling with a second bolt until the line stretched out so much that it would never be able to pull the bolt through, I felt like my only option was to crawl out from under and simply punch the car into submission. And I think the people on the other side of the cove (water cove, not paved subdivision culdesac) could hear my screams of FARK YOU CAR WHY YOU NO GO TOGETHER LIKE YOU SUPPOSED TO?!?!


Amateur. I'd have been Hulk-mad when the hitch slipped.

/never work on my own car
 
2012-06-20 10:58:38 AM
Alec Baldwin will lose all his twitter followers.
 
2012-06-20 11:00:43 AM
I am so freaking excited about this. Once they put this out on the market, maybe I can stop taking the horrible mood stabilizers they have me on and go back to having a full range of emotions MINUS the horrible anger/violence issues!
 
2012-06-20 11:02:08 AM
But, I enjoy my pathological rage.
 
2012-06-20 11:03:54 AM
i116.photobucket.com

This won't end well.
 
2012-06-20 11:03:59 AM
About 28 days too late for this guy:

hannahpoturalski.files.wordpress.com

/link is also en fuego
 
2012-06-20 11:14:12 AM
Considering who/what I am, there's nothing pathological about my rage. I'd be pathological if I didn't have it.
 
2012-06-20 11:15:31 AM
cherryl taggart:

But, I enjoy my pathological rage.

So, are you "a hottie?"
 
2012-06-20 11:16:55 AM
I am assuming mandatory treatment for the GOP will follow soon?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-06-20 11:31:02 AM

StrangeQ: Can I sign up for human trials? I can go into an almost blackout-rage at times set off by the smallest thing. I was working on installing a hitch on the back of my car last night that involves running leader wires to fish bolts up through the frame and out the mounting holes. After spending an hour trying to coax a bolt back out of the bottom of the frame after the line sheared off when the hitch slipped, and then almost another hour wrestling with a second bolt until the line stretched out so much that it would never be able to pull the bolt through, I felt like my only option was to crawl out from under and simply punch the car into submission. And I think the people on the other side of the cove (water cove, not paved subdivision culdesac) could hear my screams of FARK YOU CAR WHY YOU NO GO TOGETHER LIKE YOU SUPPOSED TO?!?!


www.memehumor.com
 
2012-06-20 11:35:18 AM

cherryl taggart: But, I enjoy my pathological rage.


Me, too. This research must stop, I say.
 
2012-06-20 11:36:35 AM
Please sign my ex up for this. Please. He's still driving by my house.

/pretty please?
//with peas and carrots, too?
 
2012-06-20 11:39:30 AM

Nickninja: This drug has been out fordecadesever. It's called weed.


Yeah.... no. I wish, but... no.
 
2012-06-20 11:42:24 AM
I didn't know there were hyper-aggressive mice. Why does it seem all such new scientific developments are only for rodents? I need something right now while I wrestle the local school system, navigate the unnavigable in trying to get my lunatic mother committed somewhere, and try to keep up with all the usual "keep the kids fed and the household running" stuff everybody has to do. I need something now to make this desire to rip somebodys' head off and spit down the new orifice GO AWAY.
 
2012-06-20 11:45:56 AM
NO MOAR RAGE!?!?!

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-20 11:51:33 AM
http://www.misfitopia.com/uploads/1250621854/gallery_1_1_11337.jpg
 
2012-06-20 11:52:23 AM

Lunaville: I didn't know there were hyper-aggressive mice. Why does it seem all such new scientific developments are only for rodents? I need something right now while I wrestle the local school system, navigate the unnavigable in trying to get my lunatic mother committed somewhere, and try to keep up with all the usual "keep the kids fed and the household running" stuff everybody has to do. I need something now to make this desire to rip somebodys' head off and spit down the new orifice GO AWAY.


Man. I want to offer advice in a non-patronizing way, but it's all stuff you've likely read before if you've read ANYTHING your grandmother, aunt, etc. e-mailed you on how to manipulate people. It all works better if you're genuinely angry, but holding it back and not misdirecting it. People lap that up.
 
2012-06-20 11:52:37 AM
It's easy to block pathological rage: Make it illegal to drive slow in the left lane.

Murders will cease.
 
2012-06-20 12:04:09 PM
Alternate headline: scientists find way to make populace docile.
 
2012-06-20 12:11:42 PM
Came for little Alex strapped in and viddying the old ultra-violence, and found Serenity.

/ leaving only slightly disappoint
 
2012-06-20 12:16:47 PM
capilot:

Alternate headline: scientists find way to make populace docile.

Another one?
 
2012-06-20 12:19:20 PM

Girion47: StrangeQ: Can I sign up for human trials? I can go into an almost blackout-rage at times set off by the smallest thing. I was working on installing a hitch on the back of my car last night that involves running leader wires to fish bolts up through the frame and out the mounting holes. After spending an hour trying to coax a bolt back out of the bottom of the frame after the line sheared off when the hitch slipped, and then almost another hour wrestling with a second bolt until the line stretched out so much that it would never be able to pull the bolt through, I felt like my only option was to crawl out from under and simply punch the car into submission. And I think the people on the other side of the cove (water cove, not paved subdivision culdesac) could hear my screams of FARK YOU CAR WHY YOU NO GO TOGETHER LIKE YOU SUPPOSED TO?!?!

[www.memehumor.com image 640x512]


You owe me another Mountain Dew since I just choked on half of mine and spit the other half on my keyboard. That description is...oddly appropriate.
 
2012-06-20 12:29:43 PM

StrangeQ: Can I sign up for human trials? I can go into an almost blackout-rage at times set off by the smallest thing. I was working on installing a hitch on the back of my car last night that involves running leader wires to fish bolts up through the frame and out the mounting holes. After spending an hour trying to coax a bolt back out of the bottom of the frame after the line sheared off when the hitch slipped, and then almost another hour wrestling with a second bolt until the line stretched out so much that it would never be able to pull the bolt through, I felt like my only option was to crawl out from under and simply punch the car into submission. And I think the people on the other side of the cove (water cove, not paved subdivision culdesac) could hear my screams of FARK YOU CAR WHY YOU NO GO TOGETHER LIKE YOU SUPPOSED TO?!?!


I'm confused - why on earth would You seek treatment? Clearly the real problem here lies with the farkshiatTING COCK-BOLT NOT FITTING IN THE farkING COCKfark HOLE THAT IT farkING FITS IN PIECEOFshiatfark.

I don't have rage problems. I just have a precisely calibrated and completely accurate understanding of what things are supposed to do. If things should, for unknowable reasons, fail to do that for which they are clearly designed surely the problem lies with them being piecofshiatcockbastardfarks. I am simply observing the truth of the matter, and commenting accordingly.
 
2012-06-20 12:41:05 PM

Jster422: I don't have rage problems. I just have a precisely calibrated and completely accurate understanding of what things are supposed to do. If things should, for unknowable reasons, fail to do that for which they are clearly designed surely the problem lies with them being piecofshiatcockbastardfarks. I am simply observing the truth of the matter, and commenting accordingly.


It's...it's beautiful. It's like our minds are one...
YOU WENT IN THE HOLE WHEN I HAD YOU ON THE GROUND WHY U NO GO IN THE HOLE NOW?! ARE YOU NOW TOO GOOD FOR THE HOLE?? FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..!!!!
 
2012-06-20 12:48:40 PM
This is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-06-20 01:14:39 PM
We need this at my office
 
2012-06-20 01:24:19 PM
Did you know they're researching anger in mice? Scientists are so stupid!

dailybail.com

Put prayer back in the labs!
 
2012-06-20 01:31:20 PM
On a serious note, can they screen for the low MAO A?

I've got a serious temper, and have real issues with it. I'm terrified of losing control of my own temper, because I hit some certain point where it feels like emotions stop mattering, and all I can think about is the anger and my body feels like it's roaring with adrenaline. It becomes all I can do to prevent myself from physically lashing out at anyone around me, and I'm not a small person.

I would LOVE to be able to be reassured it's a hormone deficiency.
 
2012-06-20 01:37:13 PM
Stupid scientists. Rage is the only emotion I have left! You take that away and I'll have nothing!
 
2012-06-20 02:08:41 PM
good bye, tea party!
 
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