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(Yahoo)   Sydney brothel gets go-ahead from town planning council for multi-million dollar expansion into a "mega-brothel", upsetting local residents and activists who didn't want another Big-Box Store in their neighborhood   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 86
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2012-06-20 10:13:42 AM
Funny headline.
 
2012-06-20 10:38:36 AM
How about if they only carry small boxes?
 
2012-06-20 10:39:17 AM
It'll hurt the mom and pops
 
2012-06-20 10:39:53 AM
I'd rather have a mega-brothel in the neighborhood than a mega-church.

The employees and members of the former are more likely to mind their own business and less likely to try to impose their own values on the whole community.
 
2012-06-20 10:40:41 AM
She sure does have a big box

She sure does have a big box
 
2012-06-20 10:40:47 AM
I'll never go there. I hate walking up and down the isles looking for that one particular fetish that fits my needs.
 
2012-06-20 10:41:11 AM
Oh subby. Oh poor poor subby.
 
2012-06-20 10:41:12 AM
That's all fine and dandy, but will they be adding a drive-thru?
 
2012-06-20 10:41:39 AM

Jeremysbrain: She sure does have a big box

She sure does have a big box


Why did you say that twice?
 
2012-06-20 10:42:11 AM
+1 for subby!
 
2012-06-20 10:43:24 AM

Jeremysbrain: She sure does have a big box

She sure does have a big box


profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-06-20 10:46:50 AM

Orgasmatron138: Jeremysbrain: She sure does have a big box

She sure does have a big box

Why did you say that twice?


Echo-echo-echo
 
2012-06-20 10:48:56 AM
A flying brothel would be more impressive.Perhaps a mega blimp.
 
2012-06-20 10:51:29 AM
AUS$370/night for the room, drinks and a girl seems pretty reasonable. Of course, they probably nickel and dime you to death with extras. And by "nickel and dime," I mean "syphilis."
 
2012-06-20 10:52:09 AM
Clever. Very Clever.
 
2012-06-20 10:52:21 AM
So the residents were opposing the new see-hers store?
 
2012-06-20 10:53:46 AM
+1 to subby. Great headline.
 
2012-06-20 10:54:56 AM

Doc Daneeka: I'd rather have a mega-brothel in the neighborhood than a mega-church.

The employees and members of the former are more likely to mind their own business and less likely to try to impose their own values on the whole community.


this
 
xcv
2012-06-20 10:56:00 AM

Doc Daneeka: I'd rather have a mega-brothel in the neighborhood than a mega-church.

The employees and members of the former are more likely to mind their own business and less likely to try to impose their own values on the whole community.


Probably a lot of cross-traffic between both establishments.
 
2012-06-20 10:56:27 AM

Doc Daneeka: I'd rather have a mega-brothel in the neighborhood than a mega-church.

The employees and members of the former are more likely to mind their own business and less likely to try to impose their own values on the whole community.


So much THIS.
 
2012-06-20 10:57:28 AM
So...the land of giant horrible insects is trying to lure me there with promises of giant brothels. Why do I have this horrible feeling that crabs = clock spider over there?
 
2012-06-20 10:57:42 AM

factoryconnection: AUS$370/night for the room, drinks and a girl seems pretty reasonable. Of course, they probably nickel and dime you to death with extras. And by "nickel and dime," I mean "syphilis."


Per hour.
 
2012-06-20 10:59:15 AM

Bag of Hammers: Doc Daneeka: I'd rather have a mega-brothel in the neighborhood than a mega-church.

The employees and members of the former are more likely to mind their own business and less likely to try to impose their own values on the whole community.

this


i agree

i live about 5 or 6 miles from a mega-church compound. i get a really eerie feeling driving past that place (luckily it's not a road i normally drive down)

but i have zero problem with legalized prostitution
 
2012-06-20 11:00:11 AM
+1 Subby. Made me snort on a conference call.
 
2012-06-20 11:01:36 AM
We need to have these in the states. I wouldn't take part, but I think it would really help out a lot of people and have good tax renue.
 
2012-06-20 11:03:47 AM
Cleanup in aisle 3? Ewww.
 
2012-06-20 11:05:46 AM

Molavian: Per hour.


That makes so much more sense. I've never been interested in even the thought of a pro because I'm cheap and terrified of STDs.
 
2012-06-20 11:07:26 AM
what ? no, rim shot ?
 
2012-06-20 11:09:08 AM
Thank you, subby. +1,000
 
2012-06-20 11:09:22 AM
Ewwww ... not want.

They've got worse teeth than theBrits.
 
2012-06-20 11:09:34 AM
I keep expecting something like this to show up in Detroit. I think its only a matter of time.
 
2012-06-20 11:10:59 AM
It's a cover up for vampires, I tell ya!
 
2012-06-20 11:11:42 AM

Doc Daneeka: I'd rather have a mega-brothel in the neighborhood than a mega-church.

The employees and members of the former are more likely to mind their own business and less likely to try to impose their own values on the whole community.


And since churches are subsidized (no taxes) they leach off of the local economy and give nothing back. \

Contrast that with this tax paying mega-brothel and it's pretty clear which one is better for the neighborhood.
 
2012-06-20 11:11:49 AM
TFA: "The issue of a moral objection to the nature of the activities of a sex premises were raised by some of the public submissions and resident objectors," O'Neill said in the judgement seen by AFP Wednesday.

"As a sex premises is a legal land use and permissible... with consent, moral objections to the proposal are not relevant considerations."

I'm going to remember this phrase the next time I get into an argument about the legalization of gay marriage. Gay non-sexual relations are legal, gay sex is legal, and gay marriage should be legal.

/also believe that consensual prostitution should be legal
 
2012-06-20 11:12:30 AM
Breast headline in a while
 
2012-06-20 11:16:46 AM
Ha, nice one +1
 
2012-06-20 11:24:08 AM

bungle_jr:
i live about 5 or 6 miles from a mega-church compound. i get a really eerie feeling driving past that place (luckily it's not a road i normally drive down)


I live down the street from a mega church. For an insitution that preaches tolerance, the church goers drive like a bunch of farking maniacs. Kinda like Nascar on the last lap.
 
2012-06-20 11:24:29 AM
So, they'll offer in bulk? maybe do not want

500 pounds of ladies vs a 500 pound lady
 
2012-06-20 11:25:07 AM

Evil Mackerel: A flying brothel would be more impressive.Perhaps a mega blimp.


Get an A380
 
2012-06-20 11:25:09 AM
www.wanta.net

/don't leave home without 'em
//oh brothel, where art thou?
 
2012-06-20 11:26:30 AM

Doc Daneeka: I'd rather have a mega-brothel in the neighborhood than a mega-church.

The employees and members of the former are more likely to mind their own business and less likely to try to impose their own values on the whole community.


The jerkwad mega church by me has a gargantuan parking lot as big as any big-box store and they have ushers who block the street traffic for several minutes at a time so their people can pull out 50-60 cars in a row when the service ends. Pisses me off to no end. I've driven right around them leaning on my horn and filed complaints with the city.

They've got their hooks in a coworker's 15-year-old son who's all torn up about remaining pure and chaste and following their stupid advice to refrain from the heinous sin of masturbation.
 
2012-06-20 11:34:12 AM
I'd like this... cuz right now I'm just using those Redboxes, and man, they can chaffe.
 
2012-06-20 11:43:41 AM

factoryconnection: Molavian: Per hour.

That makes so much more sense. I've never been interested in even the thought of a pro because I'm cheap and terrified of STDs.


I've heard that escorts are actually LESS likely to carry an STD than, say, your average club going party girl. Basically, any prostitute that actually cares about her safety is going to make sure it's wrapped... while a drunken club girl is, well, a drunken club girl.
 
2012-06-20 11:45:03 AM

Rip Dashrock: bungle_jr:
i live about 5 or 6 miles from a mega-church compound. i get a really eerie feeling driving past that place (luckily it's not a road i normally drive down)


I live down the street from a mega church. For an insitution that preaches tolerance, the church goers drive like a bunch of farking maniacs. Kinda like Nascar on the last lap.


They are just in a hurry to get home because the NASCAR race has already started.
 
2012-06-20 11:54:50 AM
HOTW.

+1
 
2012-06-20 11:57:35 AM

trekkiecougar: TFA: "The issue of a moral objection to the nature of the activities of a sex premises were raised by some of the public submissions and resident objectors," O'Neill said in the judgement seen by AFP Wednesday.

"As a sex premises is a legal land use and permissible... with consent, moral objections to the proposal are not relevant considerations."

I'm going to remember this phrase the next time I get into an argument about the legalization of gay marriage. Gay non-sexual relations are legal, gay sex is legal, and gay marriage should be legal.

/also believe that consensual prostitution should be legal


Agreed and agreed.
 
2012-06-20 11:58:45 AM

Telos: I've heard that escorts are actually LESS likely to carry an STD than, say, your average club going party girl. Basically, any prostitute that actually cares about her safety is going to make sure it's wrapped... while a drunken club girl is, well, a drunken club girl.


A fair point, however I'm not one (and never was) for having sex with strangers, either. Yes I know that's strange. A little waiting through the first couple of dates never bothered me. As a result, the only STD scare I've ever had was from a whorish girlfriend that was running around behind my back. Ahh, youth.

Leeds: And since churches are subsidized (no taxes) they leach off of the local economy and give nothing back. \


We have a megachurch here called Seacoast and while they are strange (I'm actually uncomfortable during the services because of peopels' hyper-enthusiasm even when the sermons aren't getting into things I don't agree with) they also run a non-profit organization called the Dream Center. I've been thoroughly impressed with their work there to help people out of poverty.

And all the churches I've ever attended have had very robust community service involvement; every Catholic Church supports Catholic Charities and has a chapter of the Saint Vincent dePaul Society.

Just mind the broad brush is what I'm saying.
 
2012-06-20 11:59:41 AM

bedspread: what ? no, rim shot ?


But they do have a greeter
 
2012-06-20 12:02:26 PM

factoryconnection: That makes so much more sense. I've never been interested in even the thought of a pro because I'm cheap and terrified of STDs.


There's actually a huge amount of evidence that says that pros have a lower STD infection rate than non-pros in the same socio-economic group across the board.

If you don't want to get STDs, don't fark people from the 'hood or trailer park. Poverty is a *MUCH* bigger risk factor for STD infection than sex work.
 
2012-06-20 12:10:22 PM

clyph: If you don't want to get STDs, don't fark people from the 'hood or trailer park. Poverty is a *MUCH* bigger risk factor for STD infection than sex work.


Someone already pointed this out, though Charleston in general is a nationwide leader in several STD infection rates. I'm glad I'm married is what I'm saying. I just have to worry about avoiding pregnancy.
 
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