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(Yahoo)   We'll see your $450 pizza, and raise you with a $1,000 pizza   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 55
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2012-06-20 10:17:47 AM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-06-20 10:19:59 AM
How about a slice for $150 or so?
 
2012-06-20 10:21:03 AM
Meh.. I saw this on the news 2 weeks ago
 
2012-06-20 10:21:59 AM
Yes, I'd like to order a pizza made of rubies, veal, 100 dollar bills and shaped in the form of a giant upraised middle finger.
 
2012-06-20 10:22:44 AM
Subby is clearly not a blackjack player.
 
2012-06-20 10:23:36 AM
Yea that guy doesn't look sleazy at all...
 
2012-06-20 10:25:42 AM
There better be a meat-lovers version of that!
 
2012-06-20 10:26:55 AM
Holy shiat, I thought that was a statue and not a real guy.
 
2012-06-20 10:27:43 AM
Rich people problems
 
2012-06-20 10:28:47 AM
Looks like Eddie Munster is doing pretty well for himself.
 
2012-06-20 10:29:04 AM
l1.yimg.com
Here's your pizza. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a gig as an extra on Boardwalk Empire.
 
2012-06-20 10:29:24 AM
pizza thread. well i could eat that whole pizza in about 26 minutes
 
2012-06-20 10:29:44 AM
I tend to believe that rich people would be ready to pay 1000 bucks for a meal, but certainly not on a pizza.
 
2012-06-20 10:31:16 AM
So I can either:

work 70 hours a week, make tons of money, and eat $1000 pizzas; or,
work 37.5 hours a week, make some money, and eat $9 pizzas.

I'm on Fark so I've obviously made my choice.
 
2012-06-20 10:31:26 AM
Hey 1%, what do you want on your Tombstone?
 
2012-06-20 10:35:07 AM
Who do I send the bill to when I fire it out in the john in a few hours?
 
GBB
2012-06-20 10:37:03 AM
l1.yimg.com

You said, "I'd sell my soul for a pizza."
I'm here to collect.
 
2012-06-20 10:38:15 AM
Hey, look! Mitt Romney can now claim to like pizza, in yet another awkward and failed attempt to look like an actual person!
 
2012-06-20 10:40:45 AM

Saborlas: Hey, look! Mitt Romney can now claim to like pizza, in yet another awkward and failed attempt to look like an actual person!


and the $366 burger wrapped in three extra $100 bills of your choosing
 
2012-06-20 10:42:34 AM
Why must they over charge for pizza? What did the one percenters do to deserve this?
 
2012-06-20 10:42:38 AM

pinktaco4lunch: Meh.. I saw this on the news 2 weeks ago


And?
 
2012-06-20 10:42:39 AM
Is that Pee Wee Herman's brother?
 
2012-06-20 10:43:49 AM
l1.yimg.com
"Beauticians Of The Dead" excel in giving your deceased love-ones a lifelike appearance.
You'd never know that Guido (shown here) was killed in a horrible pizza-oven explosion two weeks ago.
 
2012-06-20 10:48:36 AM
oldfarthenry SmartestFunniest 2012-06-20 10:29:04 AM



Here's your pizza. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a gig as an extra on Boardwalk Empire.


I have a suit like that. Which seems totally kosher in other countries. I've seen Brit lawyers and bankers wear something similar. I've even gotten a few compliments on the suit (it was tailored to fit which is cheap to do abroad).

But here in America, wearing broad thick stripes on your suit makes you one of Al Capone's henchmen.
 
2012-06-20 10:56:47 AM
Would that be a string cheese bet?
 
2012-06-20 11:03:46 AM
worldsfamousphotos.com
 
2012-06-20 11:13:41 AM
Do not put seafood on pizza. No, just no.
 
2012-06-20 11:14:36 AM
l1.yimg.com

Something about this guy makes me think you might find a finger in that pizza.
 
2012-06-20 11:15:42 AM
Also, like I- and many others- mentioned in the first thread. Lobster is bland and overrated. Before some marketing geniuses convinced people it was food for the rich... it was crap that was served to prisoners.
 
2012-06-20 11:19:39 AM
truffles!!
 
2012-06-20 11:31:14 AM
Eh, it's no Mama Cozzi from ALDI. Wash that down with a Northstar Lager and you're golden!
 
2012-06-20 11:31:17 AM
Well if it's a competition then I'll sell you a pizza for £1,000 which I believe to be about $1,572 at the moment.

/I'll even throw some truffles in for free.
 
2012-06-20 11:34:03 AM

Wellon Dowd: So I can either:

work 70 hours a week, make tons of money, and eat $1000 pizzas; or,
work 37.5 hours a week, make some money, and eat $9 pizzas.

I'm on Fark so I've obviously made my choice.


You must be counting on ridiculous overtime for those extra 43 hours.
 
2012-06-20 11:36:23 AM
$1000 pizza... a $15 pizza delivered by a $985 hooker.
 
2012-06-20 11:52:33 AM

stonicus: $1000 pizza... a $15 pizza delivered by a $985 hooker.


hookers don't exist. maybe you should get a new job or a game (like Banagrams)

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-20 12:36:52 PM
Much like some women only date to have the best story to tell their girlfriends about what a disaster it was, there will always be some idiot who can't wait to say "I had a thousand dollar pizza! And it was AMAZING", because that's the only point of laying down what, for some people, is a months rent for a handful of stuff on a load of flat bread. And anybody who says otherwise is probably selling 1,000.000 pizza. "Oh, you wouldn't appreciate it" comes in a close second.
 
2012-06-20 01:27:19 PM
That was a tiny pizza for $1000.
 
2012-06-20 01:33:14 PM
A product for people who have more cents than sense.
 
2012-06-20 02:14:40 PM

bunner: Much like some women only date to have the best story to tell their girlfriends about what a disaster it was, there will always be some idiot who can't wait to say "I had a thousand dollar pizza! And it was AMAZING", because that's the only point of laying down what, for some people, is a months rent for a handful of stuff on a load of flat bread. And anybody who says otherwise is probably selling 1,000.000 pizza. "Oh, you wouldn't appreciate it" comes in a close second.


The perfect pizza IMO: Bacon, pineapple, green peppers. You get all the flavors without being overwhelmed. Any pizza joint can whip this up for less than 10 bones.

Or if I'm making one at home, I go sky high. Hamburger, pepperoni, bacon, pineapple, green and red peppers, onions, olives and maybe a few other odds and ends. Stack that business so high you have to eat it with a knife and fork.
 
2012-06-20 02:29:41 PM

MoronLessOff: bunner: Much like some women only date to have the best story to tell their girlfriends about what a disaster it was, there will always be some idiot who can't wait to say "I had a thousand dollar pizza! And it was AMAZING", because that's the only point of laying down what, for some people, is a months rent for a handful of stuff on a load of flat bread. And anybody who says otherwise is probably selling 1,000.000 pizza. "Oh, you wouldn't appreciate it" comes in a close second.

The perfect pizza IMO: Bacon, pineapple, green peppers. You get all the flavors without being overwhelmed. Any pizza joint can whip this up for less than 10 bones.

Or if I'm making one at home, I go sky high. Hamburger, pepperoni, bacon, pineapple, green and red peppers, onions, olives and maybe a few other odds and ends. Stack that business so high you have to eat it with a knife and fork.


Sooo... what time is dinner?
 
2012-06-20 02:33:47 PM

stonicus: MoronLessOff: bunner: Much like some women only date to have the best story to tell their girlfriends about what a disaster it was, there will always be some idiot who can't wait to say "I had a thousand dollar pizza! And it was AMAZING", because that's the only point of laying down what, for some people, is a months rent for a handful of stuff on a load of flat bread. And anybody who says otherwise is probably selling 1,000.000 pizza. "Oh, you wouldn't appreciate it" comes in a close second.

The perfect pizza IMO: Bacon, pineapple, green peppers. You get all the flavors without being overwhelmed. Any pizza joint can whip this up for less than 10 bones.

Or if I'm making one at home, I go sky high. Hamburger, pepperoni, bacon, pineapple, green and red peppers, onions, olives and maybe a few other odds and ends. Stack that business so high you have to eat it with a knife and fork.

Sooo... what time is dinner?


Pizza time is like ice cream time. All the time.

/I sound fat.
 
2012-06-20 02:43:29 PM

MoronLessOff: [l1.yimg.com image 310x413]

Something about this guy makes me think you might find a finger in that pizza.


For a thousand bucks, I'd better find a whole friggin hand...WITH a ring or something on it!
 
2012-06-20 02:56:36 PM

tcaptain: MoronLessOff: [l1.yimg.com image 310x413]

Something about this guy makes me think you might find a finger in that pizza.

For a thousand bucks, I'd better find a whole friggin hand...WITH a ring or something on it!


I tried to find a still of the hot dog scene in The Naked Gun with the ring...then finger.
 
2012-06-20 03:48:38 PM

Wellon Dowd: So I can either:

work 70 hours a week, make tons of money, and eat $1000 pizzas; or,
work 37.5 hours a week, make some money, and eat $9 pizzas.

I'm on Fark so I've obviously made my choice.


you bring up a good point. Who is the richest Farker? Drew? Wheaton? I know it's not me
 
2012-06-20 04:23:50 PM

MoronLessOff: The perfect pizza IMO: Bacon, pineapple, green peppers. You get all the flavors without being overwhelmed. Any pizza joint can whip this up for less than 10 bones.

Or if I'm making one at home, I go sky high. Hamburger, pepperoni, bacon, pineapple, green and red peppers, onions, olives and maybe a few other odds and ends. Stack that business so high you have to eat it with a knife and fork.


"There is such a thing as an edible, nay, delicious meat pie floater, its mushy peas of just the right consistency, its tomato sauce piquant in its cheekiness, its pie filling tending even towards named parts of the animal. There are platonic burgers made of beef instead of cow lips and hooves. There are fish 'n' chips where the batter is more than just a white goo lurking at the bottom of a batter casing and you can't use the chips to shave with. There are hot dog fillings that have more in common with meat than mere pinkness, whose lucky consumers don't apply mustard because that would spoil the taste. It's just that people can be trained to prefer the other sort, and seek it out. It's as if Machiavelli had written a cookery book.

Even so, there is no excuse for putting pineapple on pizza."
 
2012-06-20 04:26:07 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Wellon Dowd: So I can either:

work 70 hours a week, make tons of money, and eat $1000 pizzas; or,
work 37.5 hours a week, make some money, and eat $9 pizzas.

I'm on Fark so I've obviously made my choice.

you bring up a good point. Who is the richest Farker? Drew? Wheaton? I know it's not me


Casey Anthony
 
2012-06-20 04:29:42 PM

Khellendros: MoronLessOff: The perfect pizza IMO: Bacon, pineapple, green peppers. You get all the flavors without being overwhelmed. Any pizza joint can whip this up for less than 10 bones.

Or if I'm making one at home, I go sky high. Hamburger, pepperoni, bacon, pineapple, green and red peppers, onions, olives and maybe a few other odds and ends. Stack that business so high you have to eat it with a knife and fork.

"There is such a thing as an edible, nay, delicious meat pie floater, its mushy peas of just the right consistency, its tomato sauce piquant in its cheekiness, its pie filling tending even towards named parts of the animal. There are platonic burgers made of beef instead of cow lips and hooves. There are fish 'n' chips where the batter is more than just a white goo lurking at the bottom of a batter casing and you can't use the chips to shave with. There are hot dog fillings that have more in common with meat than mere pinkness, whose lucky consumers don't apply mustard because that would spoil the taste. It's just that people can be trained to prefer the other sort, and seek it out. It's as if Machiavelli had written a cookery book.

Even so, there is no excuse for putting pineapple on pizza."


There is every excuse for pineapple on pizza. Especially if you through a splash of BBQ sauce on top.
 
2012-06-20 05:20:02 PM

MoronLessOff: Khellendros: MoronLessOff: The perfect pizza IMO: Bacon, pineapple, green peppers. You get all the flavors without being overwhelmed. Any pizza joint can whip this up for less than 10 bones.

Or if I'm making one at home, I go sky high. Hamburger, pepperoni, bacon, pineapple, green and red peppers, onions, olives and maybe a few other odds and ends. Stack that business so high you have to eat it with a knife and fork.

"There is such a thing as an edible, nay, delicious meat pie floater, its mushy peas of just the right consistency, its tomato sauce piquant in its cheekiness, its pie filling tending even towards named parts of the animal. There are platonic burgers made of beef instead of cow lips and hooves. There are fish 'n' chips where the batter is more than just a white goo lurking at the bottom of a batter casing and you can't use the chips to shave with. There are hot dog fillings that have more in common with meat than mere pinkness, whose lucky consumers don't apply mustard because that would spoil the taste. It's just that people can be trained to prefer the other sort, and seek it out. It's as if Machiavelli had written a cookery book.

Even so, there is no excuse for putting pineapple on pizza."

There is every excuse for pineapple on pizza. Especially if you through a splash of BBQ sauce on top.


Meh, to each their own. Sounds disgusting to me. Maybe if you grilled the pineapple slices.
 
2012-06-20 05:22:14 PM
Pfft. I'll take this $60 pizza over that $1000 pizza any day.

www2.sacurrent.com
 
2012-06-20 05:36:19 PM

MoronLessOff:

There is every excuse for pineapple on pizza. Especially if you through a splash of BBQ sauce on top.


I don't mind pineapple on a pizza once in a while, but keep the BBQ sauce away from it! It's just not supposed to taste that way.
 
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