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(NBC Bay Area)   Google looks to clone Siri   (nbcbayarea.com) divider line 8
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2012-06-20 12:22:18 PM
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They should make a Siri....with attitude!

"biatch, you know that's rain that you hear. Look out the farking window. You're going to make some poor delivery boy drive all the way out to the Hills to bring you tomato soup? And why haven't you gotten naked in any movies yet? The clock is ticking."

"What the fark am I hearing? How many ounces in a cup? Let the what chill? You're Jules Winfield, motherfarker! Act like it."

"Okay John, you're just creeping me out. I'm shutting down. Loved you in Con Air."
2012-06-20 11:05:58 PM
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loonatic112358: Cerebral Knievel: I would like my siri like android app to be voiced by the guy who voiced Fat Albert, but all grown up, surly. Like say, the junk yard gang got all into drugs, trafficing, real gang activity. Fat Albert spent 20 years in the fed for killing mushmouth for saying too much.
Hes hard, grizzled. Mostlyout of it, but it still lingers. His nuggets of home spun wisdom are still there, but just tempered with years on the street and the only real home hes known for most of his life, being a guest of the federal goverment.

so you want bill cosby?


yes and no.. if they hired Bill Cosby himself, the device would just drone on and on about pudd'n pops and the jazz music and THEEEOH!

Ive met the man, he's good freinds with my states former govinor, and my cities former mayor, and I can tell you that Bill is quite insane.

if I wanted the Bill cosby Siri voice I would've asked for that,

what I want is a mixture of Fat Albert, Biggie Smalls, and Marcelus Wallace. with certain way points on the GPS to make it sound off saying " I once capped a punk ass on this corner"

stuff like that, nothing big really. I don't think that's too much to ask.
2012-06-20 05:04:31 PM
1 votes:

nitefallz: vpb: I wonder how many Apple fanbois think that Apple invented the concept of voice controlled computers?

The same number that believe Apple created the first mp3 player and touch screen phone.


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2012-06-20 03:22:23 PM
1 votes:
Marvin is also a good choice.

"Here I am, brain the size of the Internet, and I have to tell you where delivery tomato soup is located."
2012-06-20 02:38:04 PM
1 votes:

mccallcl: badLogic: How about a Watson app?


Smartest post in the thread so far.

The only problem is Watson takes thousands of pounds of compute hardware just to run a single instance.


So, applying Moore's law, It should be ready to ship on Mid-Range cells phone by what? next April?
2012-06-20 02:32:39 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: Mugato: They should make a Siri....with attitude!

"biatch, you know that's rain that you hear. Look out the farking window. You're going to make some poor delivery boy drive all the way out to the Hills to bring you tomato soup? And why haven't you gotten naked in any movies yet? The clock is ticking."

"What the fark am I hearing? How many ounces in a cup? Let the what chill? You're Jules Winfield, motherfarker! Act like it."

"Okay John, you're just creeping me out. I'm shutting down. Loved you in Con Air."

They need to hire the lady that did the voice for GladOS in the protal games and let her ad-lib a bit on the responses and randomly and passive agressively promise you cake.


You're going to cost me a fortune with your ideas.
2012-06-20 01:00:23 PM
1 votes:

loonatic112358: JRaynor: Mugato: They should make a Siri....with attitude!

Hire the voice actress that did GLaDOS to take on the role (in character of course)
"There are 3 locations nearby with reviews that mention cake - not that you need any more cake"

I'm surprised she's not been used for a GPS voice


GLaDOS confuses the hell out of my young children.

"She sounds nice."
"She's not."
"Really? So we should do the opposite of what she says?"
"Well...not the opposite, necessarily, but you gotta be aware she's working against you."
etc...
2012-06-20 12:50:46 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: They should make a Siri....with attitude!


Hire the voice actress that did GLaDOS to take on the role (in character of course)
"There are 3 locations nearby with reviews that mention cake - not that you need any more cake"
 
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