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(Huffington Post)   Hosni Mubarak is neither dead nor alive until we open the box   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 64
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2012-06-20 10:05:08 AM
Quick, get Mitt Romney's opinion on whether Mubarak is dead or alive!
 
2012-06-20 10:05:34 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-20 10:07:13 AM
Mubarak in a coma I know, I know it's serious.
 
2012-06-20 10:07:26 AM
That's going to be one cool cat when he assumes room temperature.
 
2012-06-20 10:07:28 AM
No, he is both dead and alive until we open the box.
 
2012-06-20 10:08:19 AM

TheSopwithTurtle: Quick, get Mitt Romney's opinion on whether Mubarak is dead or alive!


only schroedinger's candidate knows for sure!
 
2012-06-20 10:09:45 AM
can't we just shake the box
 
2012-06-20 10:09:51 AM
Depends on the size of the box - if he's in a matchbox, I think we can make an educated guess.
 
2012-06-20 10:09:53 AM

TheSopwithTurtle: Quick, get Mitt Romney's opinion on whether Mubarak is dead or alive!


He won't have one until AIPAC uploads a new subroutine.
 
2012-06-20 10:11:14 AM
TutankanmaDinger's Cat?

/spelling that was hard
 
2012-06-20 10:11:56 AM
What's in the box?
 
2012-06-20 10:11:59 AM
s3-ak.buzzfed.com

/hot like a pretty head
 
2012-06-20 10:12:26 AM

magores: TutankanmaDinger's Cat?


I'd have gone with "Schroedinger's Despot."
 
2012-06-20 10:13:21 AM

deeproy: No, he is both dead and alive until we open the box.


Exactly. Subby pretty much exactly misstated Schrödinger's thought experimented.
 
2012-06-20 10:15:50 AM
Mubarak would be a good name for a cat if it did not remind people of a dictator.
 
2012-06-20 10:15:54 AM

deeproy: No, he is both dead and alive until we open the box.


This. Probabilities must be positive and sum to one over all possibilities.
 
2012-06-20 10:16:08 AM
i.huffpost.commedia.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-20 10:18:29 AM

Dog Welder: magores: TutankanmaDinger's Cat?


I'd have gone with "Schroedinger's Despot."


I thought about going with something along the lines of "Isis' Pussy". But, I thought that might be harder to pronounce than type.

/plus, some people might think I was being rude.
 
2012-06-20 10:18:51 AM
www.shockya.com

Hosni the Animal?
 
2012-06-20 10:19:34 AM
Let's see what's in the box!!

i29.photobucket.com

Nothing! Absolutely nothing!

/STUPID!
//YOU SO STUPID!!
 
2012-06-20 10:20:00 AM
Semantic pedants, to be dead is to not be alive and to be alive is to not be dead; to be both dead and alive then is to be neither alive nor dead. Subby is just fine.

Schrödinger's dictator is just fine.
 
2012-06-20 10:23:05 AM
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2012-06-20 10:24:28 AM
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2012-06-20 10:26:00 AM
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2012-06-20 10:27:10 AM
www.logodesignnz.com
 
2012-06-20 10:28:13 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-06-20 10:29:06 AM
covers.openlibrary.org
 
2012-06-20 10:30:50 AM
I've heard that Mubarak is critical, but I guess that's to be expected.
 
2012-06-20 10:30:55 AM
Walk Die like an Egyptian....
 
2012-06-20 10:31:04 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-20 10:34:19 AM
i149.photobucket.com
What's in the box? Eight `D' batteries deader than Mubarak - that's what!
 
2012-06-20 10:40:39 AM
Either way, he's a dick in a box.
 
2012-06-20 10:45:40 AM
i78.photobucket.com

I'm the Prez in the box
Buried in my SH*T!
Won't you come and save me, save me
 
2012-06-20 10:53:37 AM

Degenerate Monkey: Semantic pedants, to be dead is to not be alive and to be alive is to not be dead; to be both dead and alive then is to be neither alive nor dead. Subby is just fine.

Schrödinger's dictator is just fine.


I see what you're saying, but I disagree. An inanimate object - say, a rock - is neither dead nor alive. It is by no means, however, both dead and alive. "Dead" doesn't mean simply "not alive;" it means "no longer alive." There's a significant difference.
 
2012-06-20 10:56:00 AM

deeproy: No, he is both dead and alive until we open the box.


No! It is alive/sqrt(2) and dead/sqrt(2) !!!

upload.wikimedia.org

(so sorry)
 
2012-06-20 11:01:59 AM
I'm reminded of when Yasser Arafat died. He was dead, then alive, then dead, etc. People suspected that he was being kept alive on life support so that they could plan an elaborate funeral for him and still bury him within 24 hours of his death, as per Islamic law. But I suspect that Mubarak will be buried as a common criminal when he dies, so this probably isn't the case for him.
 
2012-06-20 11:09:28 AM
But Francisco Franco is still dead, right?
 
2012-06-20 11:12:18 AM
Hosni Mubarak: the Generalissimo Francisco Franco of our time.

Where's Chevy Chase when we need him?

/sad that I'm old enough to have seen that gag firsthand
 
2012-06-20 11:32:05 AM
Mubarak is an Cthulhu...

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die."
 
2012-06-20 11:32:40 AM
So is Geoffry king now?
 
2012-06-20 11:35:58 AM
Who the hell puts shades on a dude in a coma?
 
2012-06-20 11:43:09 AM
i235.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-20 11:46:28 AM

LMark: I'm reminded of when Yasser Arafat died. He was dead, then alive, then dead, etc.


I remember that toward the end, people here were actually calling him Schrodinger's Arafat. Those were the days.
 
2012-06-20 11:52:37 AM
the-big-bang-theory.com
 
2012-06-20 11:54:11 AM
www.nostalgiabr.com
 
2012-06-20 11:57:22 AM
I saw this run across the scroll last night.

"Hosni Mubarak, brain dead upgraded to critical"

My first thought was "who from FARK works at CBS news?"
 
2012-06-20 11:59:02 AM

SusQRiverRat: Hosni Mubarak: the Generalissimo Francisco Franco of our time.

Where's Chevy Chase when we need him?

/sad that I'm old enough to have seen that gag firsthand


I know what you mean. I'm so old that I now need Garrett Morris to read me the news.

www.multifamilyinvestor.com
 
2012-06-20 12:03:36 PM
mimg.ugo.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2012-06-20 12:35:41 PM

davideggy: Who the hell puts shades on a dude in a coma?


The doctors thought that when you're cool like Hosni, the sun shines 24 hours a day..... even if you are in a coma.
 
2012-06-20 01:24:06 PM

johnwohl: [i.imgur.com image 253x247]


Hotblack Desiato is a good name for a cat.

I call my cat The Lord. Would you like to sing to him ?
 
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