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(Topless Robot)   Good news, everyone: these seven hypothetical technological wonders seen in Futurama are almost a reality. Fortunately, the machine to get you to hear this in Professor Frink's voice is already here   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 79
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2012-06-20 03:44:16 PM
What, no kegelcizer?

netgate4.newnanutilities.org
 
2012-06-20 03:47:04 PM
No keeping heads alive in jars?

Actually, that sounds like a hellish fate.
 
2012-06-20 03:47:22 PM
FRINK, motherfarker?

10/10. Fully rustled in real life
 
2012-06-20 03:55:15 PM
Where's the Angry Dome?
 
2012-06-20 03:58:24 PM

WI241TH: Professor Frink
Sweet tiger shark of Fark! Subby messed up


Too much F-Ray exposure.
 
2012-06-20 03:59:51 PM
img824.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-20 04:30:01 PM
Scientifically speaking, when Tupac Shakur emerged as a hologram during Coachella this year to perform with Snoop Dogg, everyone in attendance literally shat themselves at the same moment

Gross. Worst show ever.
 
2012-06-20 04:30:34 PM
Can we get some F shirts, for our friends with two arms on one side???
 
2012-06-20 04:50:02 PM

JesterJames: eraser8: The new Futurama season starts tonight!

Two episodes!

Only $14.99 for a two-episode set! Two episodes! Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer!

/I'll take eight!


Goddamnit, I just bit my cheek.
 
2012-06-20 05:08:06 PM
Favorite Farnsworth quote: "Science cannot move forward without heaps!"
 
2012-06-20 05:24:04 PM
FTFA "It can be touch to tell how cool someone is"

The future will be illiterate. *sigh*

Seriously, wtf is up with web "journalism"?
We're seeing these kinds of simple mistakes more and more.
 
2012-06-20 05:45:22 PM
I don't want much, just thisi90.photobucket.com and a big ol bag of shrooms.
 
2012-06-20 05:45:42 PM
None of this will matter in the year 1,000,000 1/2

images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-20 05:50:09 PM

NutznGum: No keeping heads alive in jars?

Actually, that sounds like a hellish fate.


Keeping them alive is great, but I also want the science to recreate the heads and minds of the long dead and decomposed in the first place. I could have a Hitler-in-a-jar to punch and put in a cupboard, just to piss him off. Hours of fun.
Maybe a Plato or a Diderot for lively conversation. And the head of a young Lauren Bacall.

/knows she's not dead yet.
 
2012-06-20 05:56:49 PM
I'm cracking up at this thread. Thanks for ending my work day on a high note.
 
2012-06-20 06:15:27 PM

SFSailor: Why can't we have this Food Science?


i49.tinypic.com

BAM!
 
2012-06-20 06:47:31 PM
www.technovelgy.com
 
2012-06-20 06:55:49 PM

Dansker: NutznGum: No keeping heads alive in jars?

Actually, that sounds like a hellish fate.

Keeping them alive is great, but I also want the science to recreate the heads and minds of the long dead and decomposed in the first place. I could have a Hitler-in-a-jar to punch and put in a cupboard, just to piss him off. Hours of fun.
Maybe a Plato or a Diderot for lively conversation. And the head of a young Lauren Bacall.

/knows she's not dead yet.


its all fun and games till he buys a robot body and wrecks up the place.
 
2012-06-20 07:32:00 PM
Mine must be busted. I heard it in Zoidberg's voice.
 
2012-06-20 08:24:19 PM

TheMexicansLoveMe: [www.technovelgy.com image 350x455]


Some doctor from Michigan tried that about 20 years ago. They shut him down and put him in jail for awhile
 
2012-06-20 09:49:07 PM

Smackledorfer: Dansker: NutznGum: No keeping heads alive in jars?

Actually, that sounds like a hellish fate.

Keeping them alive is great, but I also want the science to recreate the heads and minds of the long dead and decomposed in the first place. I could have a Hitler-in-a-jar to punch and put in a cupboard, just to piss him off. Hours of fun.
Maybe a Plato or a Diderot for lively conversation. And the head of a young Lauren Bacall.

/knows she's not dead yet.

its all fun and games till he buys a robot body and wrecks up the place.


But it's not REALLY fun and games until I buy her a robot body and wreck up the place, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-06-20 10:13:08 PM
A mystery box could be anything, it could even be a boat.
- Bart
 
2012-06-20 10:53:11 PM

CptnSpldng: Where's my Bachelor Chow?


I thought that was hamburger helper?


More importantly though, where's my Lucy Liu sexbox?
 
2012-06-21 05:05:39 AM
I've stopped brushing my teeth so I can get fitted for Thompson's Teeth (the only teeth that can eat other teeth).
 
2012-06-21 09:58:17 AM
theinfosphere.org

/could really use this
 
2012-06-21 10:34:56 AM
Screw everything else, when will they find a cure for my crippling boneitis?!

/my only regret... is having boneitis!
 
2012-06-21 11:25:14 AM

JesterJames: Screw everything else, when will they find a cure for my crippling boneitis?!

/my only regret... is having boneitis!


Awesome... Awesome to the max.

i832.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-21 03:06:56 PM
His name is Farnsworth, not Frink. Frink is from the Simpsons.
 
2012-06-21 06:22:22 PM
freidog: CptnSpldng: Where's my Bachelor Chow?

I thought that was hamburger helper?


More importantly though, where's my Lucy Liu sexbox?


THIS, you can keep your flying cars, I want a sex bot
 
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