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(Topless Robot)   Good news, everyone: these seven hypothetical technological wonders seen in Futurama are almost a reality. Fortunately, the machine to get you to hear this in Professor Frink's voice is already here   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 79
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2012-06-20 08:10:52 AM  
Yeah, yeah...wake me up when I can use the What-if-inator.
 
2012-06-20 08:16:58 AM  
Professor Frink
Sweet tiger shark of Fark! Subby messed up
 
2012-06-20 08:27:19 AM  
But the Finglonger still remains a distant dream not even a madman dare imagine :( Only when we have that will we know we've made it as a species.
 
2012-06-20 08:29:01 AM  

WI241TH: Professor Frink
Sweet tiger shark of Fark! Subby messed up


Oh! With the cross reverences and the mess up and the MONKEY who ate my PEN!

/Glavin!
 
2012-06-20 08:29:34 AM  
The new Futurama season starts tonight!

Two episodes!
 
2012-06-20 08:40:50 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: WI241TH: Professor Frink
Sweet tiger shark of Fark! Subby messed up

Oh! With the cross reverences and the mess up and the MONKEY who ate my PEN!

/Glavin!


Was his name Guenter?
/damn business majors
 
2012-06-20 08:40:53 AM  
I really don't know if we're ready for the smellascope.
 
2012-06-20 08:55:51 AM  

Cythraul: I really don't know if we're ready for the smellascope.


Well, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
 
2012-06-20 09:02:38 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Cythraul: I really don't know if we're ready for the smellascope.

Well, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.


2620 can't come soon enough.
 
2012-06-20 10:09:30 AM  

Slaxl: But the Finglonger still remains a distant dream not even a madman dare imagine :( Only when we have that will we know we've made it as a species.


The fact that this wasn't the Boobies stuns me.
 
2012-06-20 10:14:37 AM  

DamnYankees: Slaxl: But the Finglonger still remains a distant dream not even a madman dare imagine :( Only when we have that will we know we've made it as a species.

The fact that this wasn't the Boobies stuns me.


Boobies made me think of it. Accursed filtration.
 
2012-06-20 10:34:37 AM  
BLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRMMMMMMM!
 
2012-06-20 10:39:10 AM  
Pffftt, call me when this becomes a reality.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-20 10:54:51 AM  
What a Professor Frink might look like
cdn.d23.disney.go.com
 
2012-06-20 11:16:10 AM  
Where are those suicide booths? And the crack/heroin vending machine?

Those are the two things I want to see
 
2012-06-20 12:26:15 PM  
Professor Farnsworth vs. Professor Frink

BATTLEMANIA!!!


/i'd say settle it by deathball
 
2012-06-20 12:40:10 PM  

WI241TH: Professor Frink
Sweet tiger shark of Fark! Subby messed up


Boooo! Subby is bad and he should feel bad!

/Why not Zoidberg?
 
2012-06-20 12:47:40 PM  
I want a box containing the universe.
 
2012-06-20 12:49:08 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Cythraul: I really don't know if we're ready for the smellascope.

Well, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.


Pfft. They changed the name of the planet to stop that infantile joke years ago.
 
2012-06-20 12:50:55 PM  
Would death by snusnu be considered a technology? If not, it should and it should be here now.
 
2012-06-20 12:54:41 PM  

eraser8: The new Futurama season starts tonight!

Two episodes!


Only $14.99 for a two-episode set! Two episodes! Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer!

/I'll take eight!
 
2012-06-20 01:01:17 PM  

WI241TH: Professor Frink
Sweet tiger shark of Fark! Subby messed up


WOOOOOOOMSTRUUUUUUUMMM!!
 
2012-06-20 01:01:26 PM  

JesterJames: eraser8: The new Futurama season starts tonight!

Two episodes!

Only $14.99 for a two-episode set! Two episodes! Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer!

/I'll take eight!


One again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
 
2012-06-20 01:09:56 PM  
I can't wait for nuclear powered teeth.
 
2012-06-20 01:13:32 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-20 01:14:18 PM  
Where's my Bachelor Chow?
 
2012-06-20 01:14:57 PM  

PsyLord: I can't wait for nuclear powered teeth.


Just don't bite your tongue

/It tasted blood! Run!
 
2012-06-20 01:18:01 PM  
I'm already desensitized to normal porn... I can't wait for ultra porn.
 
2012-06-20 01:30:55 PM  

PsyLord: I'm already desensitized to normal porn... I can't wait for ultra porn.


Aaaaand we're back to the finglonger.
 
2012-06-20 01:30:56 PM  
I would like the robots from the Sunset Squad to begin removing people.

Also, some sort of "death clock"...
 
2012-06-20 01:34:19 PM  

qorkfiend: I would like the robots from the Sunset Squad to begin removing people.

Also, some sort of "death clock"...


Yeah, that'll put those young whippersnappers in their place!
 
2012-06-20 01:35:18 PM  

CptnSpldng: Where's my Bachelor Chow?


Coming right along with these....

slave2thecore.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-20 01:46:28 PM  
Sign me up for a 50-story Bender and personal Mango Schnapps distillery.

And... maybe some Bachelor Chow. Just to try, you understand.

/Stupid morbid curiosity
 
2012-06-20 01:52:00 PM  

Dog Welder: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Cythraul: I really don't know if we're ready for the smellascope.

Well, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.

Pfft. They changed the name of the planet to stop that infantile joke years ago.


It's now called Urectum.
 
2012-06-20 01:53:49 PM  

qorkfiend: I would like the robots from the Sunset Squad to begin removing people.

Also, some sort of "death clock"...



upload.wikimedia.org
You rang?
 
2012-06-20 02:00:13 PM  
Make it eight; my Hedonismbot prototype is nearly complete.
 
2012-06-20 02:04:12 PM  

Subdue their bellies: Make it eight; my Hedonismbot prototype is nearly complete.


They already have those. They are a bit more expensive than a fleshlight. They look terrifying and very amusing at the same time.
 
2012-06-20 02:18:34 PM  

CptnSpldng: Where's my Bachelor Chow?


I've been saying THIS for a long time! I'm glad I'm not the only one. Possibly the greatest near-realistic invention in the show (other than the finglonger)...

It would be fantastic to have a cheap, widely available, delicious, shelf-stable, nutritionally-balanced, healthy and low-calorie meal in bulk.

Why can't we have this Food Science? How about diverting a little effort from "how much salt and HFCS can we cram in something today?" and into something useful? (Of course, let's not go crazy and deprioritized anything like, "how many new flavors that Shouldn't Be can we spray on Ruffles and Doritos?")

/ yay! new episodes!
 
2012-06-20 02:35:53 PM  

SFSailor: CptnSpldng: Where's my Bachelor Chow?

I've been saying THIS for a long time! I'm glad I'm not the only one. Possibly the greatest near-realistic invention in the show (other than the finglonger)...

It would be fantastic to have a cheap, widely available, delicious, shelf-stable, nutritionally-balanced, healthy and low-calorie meal in bulk.

Why can't we have this Food Science? How about diverting a little effort from "how much salt and HFCS can we cram in something today?" and into something useful? (Of course, let's not go crazy and deprioritized anything like, "how many new flavors that Shouldn't Be can we spray on Ruffles and Doritos?")

/ yay! new episodes!


Closest thing I've seen so far is a 70 dollar bucket of dehydrated survival food at Wal-Mart.
 
2012-06-20 02:43:07 PM  

TheOtherGuy: Sign me up for a 50-story Bender and personal Mango Schnapps distillery.

And... maybe some Bachelor Chow. Just to try, you understand.

/Stupid morbid curiosity


www.jeffreysomers.com
REMEMBER ME!
 
2012-06-20 02:58:53 PM  
i111.photobucket.com

Ow, my sperm!
 
2012-06-20 03:03:10 PM  

CptnSpldng: Where's my Bachelor Chow?


Balance Bars get pretty close. One for breakfast, one for dinner and a normal lunch.
 
2012-06-20 03:09:52 PM  

TheOtherGuy: Sign me up for a 50-story Bender and personal Mango Schnapps distillery.

And... maybe some Bachelor Chow. Just to try, you understand.

/Stupid morbid

Morbo curiosity

cdn3.hark.com

MORBO DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
 
2012-06-20 03:13:58 PM  

SFSailor: CptnSpldng: Where's my Bachelor Chow?

I've been saying THIS for a long time! I'm glad I'm not the only one. Possibly the greatest near-realistic invention in the show (other than the finglonger)...

It would be fantastic to have a cheap, widely available, delicious, shelf-stable, nutritionally-balanced, healthy and low-calorie meal in bulk.


thestrategicretreat.com

Make sure you get the new formulation: now with flavor!
 
2012-06-20 03:15:15 PM  
/looks to see if list includes Lucy Liu-bot.

//leaves disappointed.
 
2012-06-20 03:15:57 PM  
All Glory To The Hypnotoad!!!
 
2012-06-20 03:18:38 PM  

Saiga410: Would death by snusnu be considered a technology? If not, it should and it should be here now.


It is. We call it "Courtney Love".
 
2012-06-20 03:19:44 PM  

robertus: [i111.photobucket.com image 450x338]

Ow, my sperm!


If only... there would be a lot fewer Clevons... or more super-powered mutants
 
2012-06-20 03:26:03 PM  
Tupac wasn't a hologram, it was a version of Pepper's Ghost. Link
 
2012-06-20 03:41:32 PM  
3) Tube-Transport System

SHUT THE FARK UP ALREADY.
Technologically? we could build this yesterday.
Reality? it will never, ever get built.
Certainly not until we get free energy from fusion.

why not????
1) drilling LONG straight tunnels through thousands of miles of rock costs an INSANE amount of money. INSANE AMOUNTS.
They built the chunnel, under the channel and then went back above ground. why? because it is FREE to get the rest of the way to paris above group ... sheeeshhhhh

2) water, water, water, water and more water. you would need multiple extra drainage tunnels, to guarantee that the transport tunnel was ALWAYS not flooded. this is fine, you will need maintenance tunnels anyways, so drill a couple extra. but back to FREE energy to drill these tunnels, or the cost is too high.

3) 4000mph? bwhahahahahahaha ever hit something moving at 100mph?? these tunnels would need to be checked constantly to deal with seismic shifts, settling, rock fall, etc, etc, etc, ... so what would the up time be for a tunnel??

4) terrorism - sorry dont mean to toss this one in. everyone does these day. you wouldnt need a bomb. you would just need to be able to throw something off the tube. the next tube to pass would explode when it hit the thing.

5) flying is fricking insanely cheaper and we can go supersonic if we choose to ...
yes there is energy cost of gravity and friction. but ... the paths are free flight. any city to any city.

6) TUBES would be just like trains are today. networks. there would be few direct tubes from city to city. other than major cities.

shudder


would this be MEGA SUPER FUN FUN FUN ? hell yes
will we see it in our lifetime? HELL no
 
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