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(Entertainment on Today)   Who is the highest paid "actress" right now? Okay, I'll give you a hint. Actress is in quotes   (todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 37
    More: Ironic, Angelina Jolie, Mary Kate Olsen, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Bella Swan, Sarah Jessica Parker, actress, Sandra Bullock  
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2012-06-20 10:57:15 AM
9 votes:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-06-20 03:14:14 PM
7 votes:
msnbcmedia.msn.com
I can act to potato!

2012-06-20 01:16:49 PM
5 votes:
msnbcmedia.msn.com

HEP ME, IM HAVINSH A SHTROKE
2012-06-20 02:18:20 PM
4 votes:
Well hate all you want, I think this is a a heart-warming story of a brave young woman overcoming adversity. I mean who could have ever expected that Kristen Stewart would become Hollywood's highest-paid actress despite apparently being born without the facial muscles necessary to form expressions and convey emotions?
2012-06-20 04:45:23 PM
3 votes:
i45.tinypic.com

Derp
2012-06-20 04:32:52 PM
3 votes:
i168.photobucket.com
2012-06-20 06:12:01 PM
2 votes:
www.futurama-area.de
2012-06-20 02:25:52 PM
2 votes:
She has all the sex appeal of an anorexic Rumer Willis.
2012-06-20 02:13:55 PM
2 votes:
I can't fap to this. The photo makes me think she sounds like Sean Connery in bed. "Yesh, yesh, oh baby, yesh..."

msnbcmedia.msn.com
2012-06-20 01:44:26 PM
2 votes:
Second place?

www.art-prints-on-demand.com
2012-06-20 11:27:31 AM
2 votes:
I liked her on Third Rock from the Sun.
2012-06-21 01:03:35 AM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Paycheck /= Good actor/actress

Good for her though, she's laughing all the way to the bank.


How could you tell?
2012-06-20 08:06:28 PM
1 votes:
I've only seen a couple of the Twilight films through Rifftrax but I saw the trailer for the last one and she's a vampire and she yells and runs so maybe she'll get to stretch out with that one.
2012-06-20 04:58:00 PM
1 votes:
Hey. Um. Oh wait. Hey. You know, if you change the quotes and one word on the headline, it's still the same person:

Who is the "highest" paid actress right now? Okay, I'll give you a hint. Highest is in quotes

/duuude
2012-06-20 04:51:33 PM
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 500x694]



Kristen Stewart and Steven Seagal should do a movie together...

www.bdoutdoors.com
2012-06-20 04:13:23 PM
1 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
2012-06-20 03:54:48 PM
1 votes:

Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.


Did she play the little boy or was she Dwight Yoakam?

She also managed to not ruin "into the wild"
2012-06-20 03:23:06 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).


I'd hit that at 88 miles per hour.
2012-06-20 02:36:55 PM
1 votes:
I find her to be hot and could care less about her acting ability.
2012-06-20 02:36:50 PM
1 votes:

busy chillin': Kristen Stewart and the Voracious Sh*teaters would be a rad band name.


/yeah, rad


I think you misspelled 'Vacuous'.
2012-06-20 02:34:10 PM
1 votes:
2012-06-20 02:22:27 PM
1 votes:

La Belle Chienne: Mugato: La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???

Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.

Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.


Was in the theatre for Avengers when a trailer for that Snow White movie with her came on the screen, The audience was indifferent until the "mirror mirror on the wall" scene when somebody cracked up the theatre by saying loudly "The Mirror thinks that chick from "Twilight" is hotter than Charleze farking Theron? Yeeeahhh not buying it."
2012-06-20 02:17:40 PM
1 votes:
Kristen Stewart and the Voracious Sh*teaters would be a rad band name.


/yeah, rad
2012-06-20 02:15:30 PM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Good for her though, she's laughing Staring Blankly all the way to the bank.


Lord Dimwit: She couldn't possibly be as bad as January Jones, could she?


Well, at least January Jones makes a facial expression - furrowing her brow. Even if she uses it to express literally every single emotion. I'm pretty sure that's one more expression than you'll get out of Stewart.

That said, I would love to see a January Jones in a Fatsuit vs. a Stoned Kristen Stewart in a Bugles Eat-Off.
2012-06-20 02:10:12 PM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Paycheck /= Good actor/actress

Good for her though, she's laughing all the way to the bank.


Is Ms. Stewart capable of such emotion?
2012-06-20 01:53:30 PM
1 votes:
She's got that vapid look down cold.
2012-06-20 01:41:36 PM
1 votes:
She was good in Adventureland



There, I said it
2012-06-20 01:34:21 PM
1 votes:
Maybe she will learn to act happy.
2012-06-20 01:29:41 PM
1 votes:

Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.


Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.
2012-06-20 01:26:49 PM
1 votes:

Flappyhead: Not to worry, she'll have blown most of it on weed in a few years.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
/avoid the narcs, Kristen.
2012-06-20 01:23:59 PM
1 votes:
Not to worry, she'll have blown most of it on weed in a few years.
2012-06-20 01:22:50 PM
1 votes:
I personally think she's pretty farkin hot...
I kinda like brooding, non-expressions on hardbody chicks.
Nothing wrong with this chick for a strictly sexual, use her like a fark doll, type of arrangement.
She'd be awesome and I'd be happy to have her do me until I was unable to walk.
That is all.
2012-06-20 01:16:56 PM
1 votes:
Paycheck /= Good actor/actress

Good for her though, she's laughing all the way to the bank.
2012-06-20 11:42:31 AM
1 votes:

La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???


Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.
2012-06-20 10:53:51 AM
1 votes:
forfashion.tv

"Is Bella a zombie?" Beavis mused aloud. "She's always just standing there with her mouth open, and acts like she's dead." Link
2012-06-20 10:36:08 AM
1 votes:
msnbcmedia.msn.com

Wait...what?
2012-06-20 10:32:04 AM
1 votes:
How the fark is that even remotely possible???
 
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