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(Entertainment on Today)   Who is the highest paid "actress" right now? Okay, I'll give you a hint. Actress is in quotes   (todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 161
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2012-06-20 10:32:04 AM  
How the fark is that even remotely possible???
 
2012-06-20 10:36:08 AM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

Wait...what?
 
2012-06-20 10:53:51 AM  
forfashion.tv

"Is Bella a zombie?" Beavis mused aloud. "She's always just standing there with her mouth open, and acts like she's dead." Link
 
2012-06-20 10:57:15 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-20 11:27:31 AM  
I liked her on Third Rock from the Sun.
 
2012-06-20 11:30:21 AM  
Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.
 
2012-06-20 11:42:31 AM  

La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???


Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.
 
2012-06-20 12:22:04 PM  

Mugato: La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???

Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.


Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.
 
2012-06-20 12:28:21 PM  

La Belle Chienne: Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.


Makes sense. They needed a teenager/early 20s girl. She's the biggest because of Twilight. She's who I would cast if I were a studio suit, God forbid.
 
2012-06-20 12:48:36 PM  

Mugato: Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her.


Still doesn't make sense, and smacks of production mismanagement.

They knew damned well they would be making a sequel to New Moon, and they signed a virtually unknown actress to fill a key role in that movie. Why wouldn't they just give her a contract for the entire series? But not doing so, they had to realize they were giving her license to demand huge paydays going forward.
 
2012-06-20 01:14:52 PM  
What the heck?
 
2012-06-20 01:15:44 PM  
Just like to point out she only made the most money as an actress last year, not that she commands the highest rate per movie, which is what they are trying to insinuate.

Distorting facts, how do they work?
 
2012-06-20 01:16:49 PM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

HEP ME, IM HAVINSH A SHTROKE
 
2012-06-20 01:16:56 PM  
Paycheck /= Good actor/actress

Good for her though, she's laughing all the way to the bank.
 
2012-06-20 01:17:42 PM  

justtray: Just like to point out she only made the most money as an actress last year, not that she commands the highest rate per movie, which is what they are trying to insinuate.

Distorting facts, how do they work?


Wlecome to farkmass media coverage of anything.
 
2012-06-20 01:19:38 PM  

justtray: Just like to point out she only made the most money as an actress last year, not that she commands the highest rate per movie, which is what they are trying to insinuate.

Distorting facts, how do they work?


Yeah, and I like the notes on how men out earn them too. They didn't compare how many films and earnings per film, just totals. Marky Mark, Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Christian Bale are in about every movie that's considered a block buster so they probably skew the total versus the average.
 
2012-06-20 01:20:20 PM  

Mugato: Makes sense. They needed a teenager/early 20s girl. She's the biggest because of Twilight. She's who I would cast if I were a studio suit, God forbid.


i totally agree with you. yeah, most people here think she's a crummy actress (myself emphatically included) but her box office numbers are really high. Now if she stars in a few more snow whites, that might change, but if you're the finance side of a studio, shes got to make your bathing suit zone feel tight.
 
2012-06-20 01:22:50 PM  
I personally think she's pretty farkin hot...
I kinda like brooding, non-expressions on hardbody chicks.
Nothing wrong with this chick for a strictly sexual, use her like a fark doll, type of arrangement.
She'd be awesome and I'd be happy to have her do me until I was unable to walk.
That is all.
 
2012-06-20 01:23:12 PM  

La Belle Chienne: Mugato: La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???

Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.

Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.


You spend a lot of time being angry about stupid things, don't you.

/i like that you used "UGH", though
//along with actually spelling out "barf" it gives me insight into your entire mindset as a person
 
2012-06-20 01:23:59 PM  
Not to worry, she'll have blown most of it on weed in a few years.
 
2012-06-20 01:25:22 PM  

Screw that! She's not even that good looking, by Hollywood standards.

Here's an attractive actress.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-06-20 01:26:49 PM  

Flappyhead: Not to worry, she'll have blown most of it on weed in a few years.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
/avoid the narcs, Kristen.
 
2012-06-20 01:29:41 PM  

Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.


Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.
 
2012-06-20 01:32:16 PM  

MoronLessOff: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.


She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.
 
2012-06-20 01:32:20 PM  
If you give me $50 and a ride to the nearest trailer park, I can get you 10 more just like her.
 
2012-06-20 01:33:26 PM  

Babwa Wawa: Mugato: Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her.

Still doesn't make sense, and smacks of production mismanagement.

They knew damned well they would be making a sequel to New Moon, and they signed a virtually unknown actress to fill a key role in that movie. Why wouldn't they just give her a contract for the entire series? But not doing so, they had to realize they were giving her license to demand huge paydays going forward.


Well I can't argue with that.
 
2012-06-20 01:33:30 PM  

thecpt: MoronLessOff: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.

She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.


Yes.
t2.gstatic.com

And it was WAY better than Jumanji.
 
2012-06-20 01:34:21 PM  
Maybe she will learn to act happy.
 
2012-06-20 01:40:23 PM  
She was the worst part about Snow White and the Huntsman.
 
2012-06-20 01:41:36 PM  
She was good in Adventureland



There, I said it
 
2012-06-20 01:42:21 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Screw that! She's not even that good looking, by Hollywood standards.

Here's an attractive actress.

[i.imgur.com image 240x600][i.imgur.com image 333x600]
[i.imgur.com image 384x480][i.imgur.com image 348x479]


I am sad they didn't renew Ringer. That shiat was rediculous.
 
2012-06-20 01:43:00 PM  

MoronLessOff:
And it was WAY better than Jumanji.


ehhh, Zuthura had more heart but it probably comes down to your Robin Williams tolerance. Plus I saw it when I was a kid so the nostalgia factor was added.

/also good call on the pic, like they just had to sprinkle white on her and ta-da. scene finished.
 
2012-06-20 01:44:26 PM  
Second place?

www.art-prints-on-demand.com
 
MCM
2012-06-20 01:46:16 PM  

thecpt: She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.


Well it was based on another book by the same author as Jumanji...
 
2012-06-20 01:46:36 PM  
This past year while you were on Fark hatin', she pulled in $34.5 million. someone is winning.
 
2012-06-20 01:49:03 PM  

thecpt: MoronLessOff:
And it was WAY better than Jumanji.

ehhh, Zuthura had more heart but it probably comes down to your Robin Williams tolerance. Plus I saw it when I was a kid so the nostalgia factor was added.

/also good call on the pic, like they just had to sprinkle white on her and ta-da. scene finished.


Just one of the reasons I liked Zathura better:
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-20 01:50:09 PM  

Rawhead Rex: I personally think she's pretty farkin hot...
I kinda like brooding, non-expressions on hardbody chicks.
Nothing wrong with this chick for a strictly sexual, use her like a fark doll, type of arrangement.
She'd be awesome and I'd be happy to have her do me until I was unable to walk.
That is all.


You should find dates at the Morgue.
 
2012-06-20 01:51:43 PM  

Zombie DJ: Rawhead Rex: I personally think she's pretty farkin hot...
I kinda like brooding, non-expressions on hardbody chicks.
Nothing wrong with this chick for a strictly sexual, use her like a fark doll, type of arrangement.
She'd be awesome and I'd be happy to have her do me until I was unable to walk.
That is all.

You should find dates at the Morgue.


She's kinda cute. There, I said it.
 
2012-06-20 01:53:30 PM  
She's got that vapid look down cold.
 
2012-06-20 01:58:54 PM  

MoronLessOff: thecpt: MoronLessOff: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.

She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.

Yes.


And it was WAY better than Jumanji.


Plastic Stewart ironically more lifelike than the real thing.
 
2012-06-20 02:01:34 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2012-06-20 02:03:30 PM  
That $34mil will buy her a ton of weed. 'Cause she needs to look a little more like a mega stoner with a stylist.
 
2012-06-20 02:04:34 PM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

U JELLY? U MAD?
 
2012-06-20 02:05:37 PM  

La Belle Chienne: Mugato: La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???

Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.

Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.


She couldn't possibly be as bad as January Jones, could she?
 
2012-06-20 02:10:12 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Paycheck /= Good actor/actress

Good for her though, she's laughing all the way to the bank.


Is Ms. Stewart capable of such emotion?
 
2012-06-20 02:12:05 PM  
Weird. I assumed porn when you said "actress."

I guess I've got a lot of growing up to do.
 
2012-06-20 02:12:23 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Screw that! She's not even that good looking, by Hollywood standards.

Here's an attractive actress.

[i.imgur.com image 240x600][i.imgur.com image 333x600]
[i.imgur.com image 384x480][i.imgur.com image 348x479]


Ummm...who is that?
 
2012-06-20 02:13:55 PM  
I can't fap to this. The photo makes me think she sounds like Sean Connery in bed. "Yesh, yesh, oh baby, yesh..."

msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2012-06-20 02:15:30 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Good for her though, she's laughing Staring Blankly all the way to the bank.


Lord Dimwit: She couldn't possibly be as bad as January Jones, could she?


Well, at least January Jones makes a facial expression - furrowing her brow. Even if she uses it to express literally every single emotion. I'm pretty sure that's one more expression than you'll get out of Stewart.

That said, I would love to see a January Jones in a Fatsuit vs. a Stoned Kristen Stewart in a Bugles Eat-Off.
 
2012-06-20 02:17:40 PM  
Kristen Stewart and the Voracious Sh*teaters would be a rad band name.


/yeah, rad
 
2012-06-20 02:18:20 PM  
Well hate all you want, I think this is a a heart-warming story of a brave young woman overcoming adversity. I mean who could have ever expected that Kristen Stewart would become Hollywood's highest-paid actress despite apparently being born without the facial muscles necessary to form expressions and convey emotions?
 
2012-06-20 02:20:56 PM  

Dimensio: Is Ms. Stewart capable of such emotion?


Yes actually but she calls it, "Making it rain up in here motherf*ckers"
 
2012-06-20 02:22:27 PM  

La Belle Chienne: Mugato: La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???

Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.

Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.


Was in the theatre for Avengers when a trailer for that Snow White movie with her came on the screen, The audience was indifferent until the "mirror mirror on the wall" scene when somebody cracked up the theatre by saying loudly "The Mirror thinks that chick from "Twilight" is hotter than Charleze farking Theron? Yeeeahhh not buying it."
 
2012-06-20 02:22:40 PM  
But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.
 
2012-06-20 02:24:55 PM  

lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.


10/10 on the idiot scale
 
2012-06-20 02:25:22 PM  

Somacandra: Weird. I assumed porn when you said "actress."

I guess I've got a lot of growing up to do.


You're not the only one. I also read "50 Shades of Grey" as "Sasha" every time.
 
2012-06-20 02:25:52 PM  
She has all the sex appeal of an anorexic Rumer Willis.
 
2012-06-20 02:28:14 PM  

lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.


I get what you're saying, but there is so much risk associated with trying to become an actor or actress and it's not like they are paying politicians to keep making sure that they're rich. Plus, and I know this is a silly point but it is still a point, she might never see this pay day again for the rest of her life.

Plus we as a consumer nearly directly influence how much money they are awarded. Hope I didn't just get trolled
 
2012-06-20 02:29:27 PM  

lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.


As you are a known liar, your claims lack any credibility.
 
2012-06-20 02:30:48 PM  

Mugato: Makes sense. They needed a teenager/early 20s girl. She's the biggest because of Twilight. She's who I would cast if I were a studio suit, God forbid.


Casting Couch
 
2012-06-20 02:32:26 PM  

lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.


These movies, as shiatty as they may be, create a lot of jobs. Jobs for people with actual skills. And they usually pay taxes because their income isn't based on capital gains. And Hollywood has never required a government bailout.
 
2012-06-20 02:34:10 PM  
 
2012-06-20 02:34:47 PM  
Subby obviously understands the use of metaphor.
 
2012-06-20 02:36:50 PM  

busy chillin': Kristen Stewart and the Voracious Sh*teaters would be a rad band name.


/yeah, rad


I think you misspelled 'Vacuous'.
 
2012-06-20 02:36:55 PM  
I find her to be hot and could care less about her acting ability.
 
2012-06-20 02:38:13 PM  

MoronLessOff: thecpt: MoronLessOff: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.

She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.

Yes.
[t2.gstatic.com image 268x188]

And it was WAY better than Jumanji.


Put down the crack pipe.
 
2012-06-20 02:38:25 PM  
ZMugg

I think you misspelled 'Vacuous'.

No. She called every one that thinks she sucks at acting and looks like she smells bad "voracious shiat-eaters"
 
2012-06-20 02:41:09 PM  

GBmanNC: MoronLessOff: thecpt: MoronLessOff: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.

She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.

Yes.
[t2.gstatic.com image 268x188]

And it was WAY better than Jumanji.

Put down the crack pipe.


The only thing I didn't like about Zathura was the over use of the word "dawg". Aside from that, I really liked the space sci-fi handle.
 
2012-06-20 02:44:17 PM  

lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.


I missed all the people in this thread who were demanding more tax cuts for Kristen Stewart.
 
2012-06-20 02:47:39 PM  

mctwin2kman: I find her to be hot and could care less about her acting ability.


This
 
2012-06-20 02:48:37 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Screw that! She's not even that good looking, by Hollywood standards.

Here's an attractive actress.

[i.imgur.com image 240x600][i.imgur.com image 333x600]
[i.imgur.com image 384x480][i.imgur.com image 348x479]


As much as you post her I figured you two kids got hitched already.
/ all kidding aside, very nice. she remains me of Allison Miller from Terra Nova a bit.
 
2012-06-20 02:59:23 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Ummm...who is that?


Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-06-20 03:01:41 PM  
Ha Ha haters gota suck it!
 
2012-06-20 03:05:09 PM  

busy chillin': ZMugg

I think you misspelled 'Vacuous'.

No. She called every one that thinks she sucks at acting and looks like she smells bad "voracious shiat-eaters"


Forgot about that. I believe Ms Stewart is voraciously vacuous, so I made the association from that mindset.

I stand corrected.
 
2012-06-20 03:05:47 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.


I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).
 
2012-06-20 03:07:54 PM  

Mugato: Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).


I'd 1.21 jiggawatts all over her?
imnotdoinitrite
 
2012-06-20 03:08:36 PM  
It's the law of averages at work. For every Lucille Ball, there is a Kristen Stewart. Whereas Lucy could have you in stitches without anything more than facial expressions, Kristen could make you long for the sweet embrace of Death with a lack thereof...
 
2012-06-20 03:10:23 PM  

Mugato: Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).


I'd Nexxus her Sominus...

/Obscure?/
 
2012-06-20 03:12:50 PM  

Mugato: Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).


...enchant her under the sea
...make out with her like a tree and get outta there
...wreck her Delorean with my train
...ride my hover board over her reflecting pool
 
2012-06-20 03:14:14 PM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com
I can act to potato!

 
2012-06-20 03:23:06 PM  

Mugato: Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).


I'd hit that at 88 miles per hour.
 
2012-06-20 03:24:22 PM  
Wow...lot's of jealousy in here...

I guess not many of you scored with the stoner chicks back in high school.
I did. I was and remain a stoner so this brings back memories. Nice ones.
My wife looks exactly like Kristen Stewart will when she's 47.
And yes, that means still hot.
So fark off, nerds...or fire one up and get on board!
 
2012-06-20 03:24:27 PM  

thecpt: lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.

I get what you're saying, but there is so much risk associated with trying to become an actor or actress...



I'm going to go out on a limb and say there is probably considerably less risk when your father is a producer and your mother is a script supervisor. Let's not act like she took the bus in from Kansas to start her career in the big city.
 
2012-06-20 03:25:28 PM  
 
2012-06-20 03:26:53 PM  

Rawhead Rex: I guess not many of you scored with the stoner chicks back in high school.
I did. I was and remain a stoner so this brings back memories. Nice ones.
My wife looks exactly like Kristen Stewart will when she's 47.
And yes, that means still hot.
So fark off, nerds...or fire one up and get on board!


As a stoner chick she is fairly hittable. As an "actress" she is a double-bagger.
 
2012-06-20 03:29:18 PM  

Mugato: lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.

These movies, as shiatty as they may be, create a lot of jobs. Jobs for people with actual skills. And they usually pay taxes because their income isn't based on capital gains. And Hollywood has never required a government bailout.


Big Hollywood gets major tax breaks just like every other major industry that also creates jobs.

Between paying gigs actors often file for unemployment. Usually not the major players, but it happens all the time.

Municipalities often have offices who's sole goal is to get film/tv to shoot I their areas, usually on the tax payers dime.
 
2012-06-20 03:30:38 PM  

Verdict: Hittable stoner, terrible actor

www.thcfinder.com
 
2012-06-20 03:31:42 PM  
kinda hot as a blonde...
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2012-06-20 03:32:07 PM  

mctwin2kman: I find her to be hot and could care less about her acting ability.


So, you do care?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-20 03:35:04 PM  
msnbcmedia2.msn.com

I saw three pics with the same expression and I thought "You're joking" then I found this in the slide show. She really doesn't move her face much. Ah, youth botoxing.
 
2012-06-20 03:37:21 PM  
She's a better actress than January Jones, if that means anything
 
2012-06-20 03:41:31 PM  
I hate everything.
 
2012-06-20 03:46:37 PM  
Remember, everyone... we live in a meritocracy and the rich are that way because they work harder and are better than the rest of us.
 
2012-06-20 03:49:46 PM  

Sybarite: thecpt: lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.

I get what you're saying, but there is so much risk associated with trying to become an actor or actress...


I'm going to go out on a limb and say there is probably considerably less risk when your father is a producer and your mother is a script supervisor. Let's not act like she took the bus in from Kansas to start her career in the big city.


That's how she got her start in 2001 (kind of) but not her big pay day. Let's not act like she's will smith's kid.
 
2012-06-20 03:50:14 PM  

jaybeezey: Municipalities often have offices who's sole goal is to get film/tv to shoot I their areas, usually on the tax payers dime.


i'm ok with this. here's another dime. much better use of my money than war in the middle east, which isn't doing me any good.
 
2012-06-20 03:54:48 PM  

Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.


Did she play the little boy or was she Dwight Yoakam?

She also managed to not ruin "into the wild"
 
2012-06-20 04:00:07 PM  
Well the studio didn't get her with an extended 6 movie contract like they did to many of the Avengers characters.
She could ask for more money.
 
2012-06-20 04:04:50 PM  
she wasn't even the best in the movie she was in!

img194.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-20 04:06:06 PM  

Somacandra: Weird. I assumed porn when you said "actress."

I guess I've got a lot of growing up to do.


As do I
 
2012-06-20 04:08:25 PM  
I don't get the hate for this girl.

1.) She's never going to be as hot as Charlize Theron, but she's way above average.

2.) She is actually a pretty damn good actress. If you haven't seen her in anything but Twilight shame on you. Check out:

The Yellow Handkerchief
On the Road
Adventureland
The Runaways


3.) Twilight - So she took the payday. Everyone in Hollywood has a few paycheck films on their resume.

4.) Any Farker who says he wouldn't he that is a liar.
 
2012-06-20 04:08:28 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: She was good in Adventureland

There, I said it


Agreed. But consider the perfect casting of her in that role. They needed a brooding, sullen teenager who looked like she grew up in a small town.

That said, she did the outburst scene with the mother-in-law pretty well.
 
2012-06-20 04:12:55 PM  
Well, I've never seen Twilight, so I have no opinion on her acting skills in it, but she was ok in Adventureland and seemed to have a decent range. Nothing amazing, but not terrible, either. All the pictures with her having the same expression seem to come from red carpet type things, which I'd think would get old real quick, so I can't really fault her for that. Considering that I was thinking the quotes meant the "actress" was Kim Kardashian, I'd say it could be worse.
 
2012-06-20 04:13:23 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-20 04:19:12 PM  

Babwa Wawa: They knew damned well they would be making a sequel to New Moon, and they signed a virtually unknown actress to fill a key role in that movie. Why wouldn't they just give her a contract for the entire series? But not doing so, they had to realize they were giving her license to demand huge paydays going forward.


Business 101: No contract is non-negotiable. Negotiation is not about what's on the papers; it's about who has leverage. The reason why most contracts aren't re-negotiated is that, when founded on a background of static factors and both sides at least willing to accept the terms, it's a royal pain to start the process all over again. But that's not the case when an actress sees her face tied to a cash cow worth over a BILLION dollars.

So, for all we know (I don't, but bear with me here), they very well may have had her sign that contract. But when Twilight exploded in popularity, at some point her agent realized they can force the studio to re-negotiate. How? Well. . . how can you force her to work? Threaten to fire her? That's a laugh. Sue her in court? After lawyers take their cut they won't recoup their losses no matter how much they paid her for previous movies. Break her knuckles? You've destroyed your franchise's key asset. Meanwhile you've invested a lot of money for the next movie, the media's salivating for a scandal and there's a stockholders' meeting coming up. You gotta start filming. Maybe you could kidnap her and lock her in a trailer, but when the camera's rolling she can decide to just sit there and not say a single line. Which may actually improve the quality of these movies, but unless the studio delivers to audience expectations no one gets paid. In other words, she's got all the leverage. That's nothing to hate her for; we should all be so lucky.

There are cases where an actor was replaced, usually with disastrous results because the instant blow to the franchise's popularity was much worse than whatever the actor was demanding. So in other words, not even your trump card can beat her cards. No point in bluffing.

Don't weep for the studios, though. . . they're making their money. If they weren't, they'd know. They have their bean counters crunching the numbers on this stuff and the agent would know VERY quickly if they were biting off more than there was to chew.

If you want to shed tears, don't shed tears over the injustice that this plain untalented girl is making a crapton of money. Shed tears for society demanding her over real talent. She would have no leverage without her horde of rabid fans.
 
2012-06-20 04:29:19 PM  
it does make sense though that she played Hayden Christensen's sibling in Jumper

//only time she was cast correctly
 
2012-06-20 04:32:44 PM  

dragonchild: Business 101: No contract is non-negotiable. Negotiation is not about what's on the papers; it's about who has leverage. The reason why most contracts aren't re-negotiated is that, when founded on a background of static factors and both sides at least willing to accept the terms, it's a royal pain to start the process all over again. But that's not the case when an actress sees her face tied to a cash cow worth over a BILLION dollars.

So, for all we know (I don't, but bear with me here), they very well may have had her sign that contract. But when Twilight exploded in popularity, at some point her agent realized they can force the studio to re-negotiate. How? Well. . . how can you force her to work? Threaten to fire her? That's a laugh. Sue her in court? After lawyers take their cut they won't recoup their losses no matter how much they paid her for previous movies. Break her knuckles? You've destroyed your franchise's key asset. Meanwhile you've invested a lot of money for the next movie, the media's salivating for a scandal and there's a stockholders' meeting coming up. You gotta start filming. Maybe you could kidnap her and lock her in a trailer, but when the camera's rolling she can decide to just sit there and not say a single line. Which may actually improve the quality of these movies, but unless the studio delivers to audience expectations no one gets paid. In other words, she's got all the leverage. That's nothing to hate her for; we should all be so lucky.

There are cases where an actor was replaced, usually with disastrous results because the instant blow to the franchise's popularity was much worse than whatever the actor was demanding. So in other words, not even your trump card can beat her cards. No point in bluffing.

Don't weep for the studios, though. . . they're making their money. If they weren't, they'd know. They have their bean counters crunching the numbers on this stuff and the agent would know VERY quickly if they were biting off more tha ...


Good points, though I'm not weeping for the studios, nor am I begrudging her the payday.

But on these big franchises where there's no doubt that sequels will be made, I have to think that there's more profit to be made and less risk to be had if you have them all shot before the the first one is released like they did with the Lord of the Rings.
 
2012-06-20 04:32:52 PM  
i168.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-20 04:43:15 PM  

wildcardjack: [msnbcmedia2.msn.com image 640x339]

I saw three pics with the same expression and I thought "You're joking" then I found this in the slide show. She really doesn't move her face much. Ah, youth botoxing.


Those four of those outfits are tragic.
 
2012-06-20 04:45:23 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

Derp
 
2012-06-20 04:51:09 PM  

Babwa Wawa: But on these big franchises where there's no doubt that sequels will be made, I have to think that there's more profit to be made and less risk to be had if you have them all shot before the the first one is released like they did with the Lord of the Rings.


yeah, but only if they first one does well. otherwise you're sitting there with 6 bust movies instead of 1
 
2012-06-20 04:51:33 PM  

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 500x694]



Kristen Stewart and Steven Seagal should do a movie together...

www.bdoutdoors.com
 
2012-06-20 04:58:00 PM  
Hey. Um. Oh wait. Hey. You know, if you change the quotes and one word on the headline, it's still the same person:

Who is the "highest" paid actress right now? Okay, I'll give you a hint. Highest is in quotes

/duuude
 
2012-06-20 05:01:06 PM  

Babwa Wawa: But on these big franchises where there's no doubt that sequels will be made, I have to think that there's more profit to be made and less risk to be had if you have them all shot before the the first one is released like they did with the Lord of the Rings.


MORE risk. There were dramatic cost savings for LotR but if the first movie flopped (and really it was far from certain it would've been a commercial success), New Line would've gone bankrupt. OK, Twilight had less risk as the rabid fans all but assured financial success, but also less savings as it's not a particularly set intensive story. There's a lot more to movie cost than actor payroll; spending hours a day gluing fake ears and feet and making whole towns on hillsides is a lot more resource intensive than paying two people to stare stupidly at each other in Forks. If anything, Twilight had a very different problem -- LotR was already a venerable story when the movies were made so the popularity wasn't in danger of peaking; Twilight was all about striking while the iron was hot. They had to get that first movie out as fast as possible; doing all four at once was NOT going to be a hit with the shareholders.

I get your point that they MIGHT'VE saved money by shooting all the movies at once, but the tricky thing here is how much revenue they would've lost by delaying the first release by several years. My guess is a lot. The Twi-tard moms would've eagerly waited, but I've read numerous comments from teenage girls* who LURVED Twilight at 14 waking up and souring on the series by 16-17. Already the books are fast becoming old news and the last movie isn't even out yet.

*Before you have me take a seat over there, these were on "I hate Twilight" blogs like Mark Reads Twilight. I read these blogs partly out of morbid fascination and partly because they made me cry with laughter. The only reason I know their ages at all is because they posted it right in their comments. MRT is hilarious by the way; the chapter he reviews with hand-written notes is epic win.
 
2012-06-20 05:11:47 PM  
I can't believe she gets paid more than Blake Lively....

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2012-06-20 05:30:46 PM  

Rawhead Rex: I personally think she's pretty farkin hot...
I kinda like brooding, non-expressions on hardbody chicks.
Nothing wrong with this chick for a strictly sexual, use her like a fark doll, type of arrangement.
She'd be awesome and I'd be happy to have her do me until I was unable to walk.
That is all.


charming.
 
2012-06-20 05:41:54 PM  

Mugato: La Belle Chienne: Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.

Makes sense. They needed a teenager/early 20s girl. She's the biggest because of Twilight. She's who I would cast if I were a studio suit, God forbid.


Emma Watson, Ellen Page, Emma Stone, Dianna Agron, Hayden Panettiere, even Selena Gomez would be a better choice.
 
2012-06-20 06:06:12 PM  
Thanks, Tweens
 
2012-06-20 06:12:01 PM  
www.futurama-area.de
 
2012-06-20 06:12:46 PM  
You'd think with all that money she could afford a decent nose job
 
2012-06-20 06:12:54 PM  
I think she's alright. I never saw Twilight, and was well out of high school when it came out, so I was never obligated to hate it with every fiber of my being. Maybe that's why I don't get all the angry hate. I actually quite like the Runaways.

Also, she reminds me of this stoner/skydiver chick that I used to run around with in high school. So that gives me memories of teh happy.
 
2012-06-20 06:24:11 PM  

Lost Thought 00: You'd think with all that money she could afford a decent nose job


I'm sure everyone in Hollywood is familiar with the story of Jennifer Grey.
 
2012-06-20 06:34:04 PM  

Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.


She's a fairly generic female lead that's not _bad_ at acting and extremely good at taking direction and staying on the good side of the people she works with, apparently, and she's lucked out with some big hits. The comparison to Angelina Jolie seems fairly apt.

If it was all about just looking good, you'd never see the same actress in a movie twice, Hollywood has like seven billion good-looking actresses on tap.

meanmutton: Emma Watson, Ellen Page, Emma Stone, Dianna Agron, Hayden Panettiere, even Selena Gomez would be a better choice.


Um, only one of those is actually any better at acting than Stewart, and iirc Watson's pretty booked between scheduled movies and her personal life/education/etc.

Also, Hayden Panettiere? Seriously? Gonna suggest Megan Fox next?
 
2012-06-20 06:38:21 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 500x694]


Kristen Stewart and Steven Seagal should do a movie together...

[www.bdoutdoors.com image 510x707]


Add Keanu Reeves to that list and you have weapons grade stoic.
 
2012-06-20 07:03:23 PM  
I thought Stewart was great in The Runaways. That's the only thing I've seen her in, to my knowledge. Well, I did see Panic Room years ago but don't remember it well.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I can't believe she gets paid more than Blake Lively....


Lively is hot, but based on what I've seen (Green Lantern, something else I can't recall) she's not that good.
 
2012-06-20 07:06:54 PM  
So how long before she ends up at Madame Tussauds?
 
2012-06-20 07:21:25 PM  
Id nail her
 
2012-06-20 07:32:21 PM  
Guess who the highest paid MLB, NBA or NFL athlete this year is.

C'mon take a guess!

Charles Johnson.

And like Charles Johnson, I'm guessing the reason why Kristen Stewart made so much money this year is that she was paid mostly up-front, per her contract. She likely won't be there next year.
 
2012-06-20 07:58:50 PM  
Yup...never a different expression.

img.photobucket.com

Yup...that joke neeeeeever gets old.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-20 08:00:47 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-20 08:03:35 PM  

fusillade762: So how long before she ends up gets confused for a statue at Madame Tussauds?


FTFY


Joking aside, is just unfortunate her biggest role yet is of such a stiff, bland and empty character, if anything she played that really well. I liked her in panic room and I've only heard good things about "on the road" so I think people are just being harsh.
 
2012-06-20 08:06:28 PM  
I've only seen a couple of the Twilight films through Rifftrax but I saw the trailer for the last one and she's a vampire and she yells and runs so maybe she'll get to stretch out with that one.
 
2012-06-20 08:15:11 PM  
i'll take Leah please
 
2012-06-20 08:20:20 PM  
I think she's purdy and will watch at least ten minutes of any movie she's in.
 
2012-06-20 08:34:02 PM  

Towall: I think she's purdy and will watch at least ten minutes of any movie she's in.


That's as long as you take to reach for a Kleenex?

/impressed
 
2012-06-20 08:41:31 PM  

justtray: Just like to point out she only made the most money as an actress last year, not that she commands the highest rate per movie, which is what they are trying to insinuate.

Distorting facts, how do they work?


It's still a disgrace that people flock to see a stone-faced hag who loves a sparkly vampire and not the worshipful Helen Mirren.
 
2012-06-20 08:54:05 PM  
I actually saw the first Twilight movie for the very first time yesterday. That... is the most fun movie EVER if you're sitting there and mocking it with a friend. The scene were she sits next to Edward in biology class and he squirms and fidgets? I mean, you could either make farting noises like he has diarrhea, or put words in his mouth to make him say that girls are icky and he hates them. Either works. And that's just the start. We basically riffed on the entire thing as if the vampires were actually X-Men. Because with their modern house and super powers, they seem... a lot like X-Men.

The other thing i noticed is that i found Kristen Stewart to be pretty attractive. Everyone keeps screaming how she's totally ugly and horrible, but i think she's cute.
 
2012-06-20 08:55:07 PM  
I'm a little shocked that Jennifer Lawrence isn't higher on the list.There's not that many actresses that have successfully carried a $400 million grossing movie. I'd think that she's going to eclipse Stewart pretty quickly once her agent really gets going finding her prime roles.

www.newsinfilm.com
 
2012-06-20 09:17:32 PM  

thecpt: MoronLessOff: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.

She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.




umm...
 
2012-06-20 09:28:39 PM  

bruce4bruce: Well the studio didn't get her with an extended 6 movie contract like they did to many of the Avengers characters.
She could ask for more money.


She was under 18 when she signed for Twilight AFAIK. You cannot get a minor to sign a contract and enforce it after they turn 18.
Why didn't they just hire someone over 18? Who knows? Maybe because they planned to make a bunch of films and didn't want an actress to be and look thirty by the time the last one was made?
 
2012-06-20 10:16:49 PM  
I think one reason the Twilight films are as successful as they are is her complete lack of acting chops. Put a scene-chewer like Streep in the Bella role and all the emo teens would not be able to relate. She's a frowny okay looking girl whose lack of external emotion fits in with the imaginations of the teens who loved the books and want to relate to the on-screen Bella. It's similar to the 1940's screen test of some famous actor where the soon-to-be star looked expressionless for three minutes while they changed the lighting and background music. Happy was the same look as evil, sad was the same as orgasmic. As look as emo is in, her career and money flow will be safe. And as she ages, so will her vapid followers. It will work for a long long time.
 
2012-06-20 10:17:21 PM  

lifeform3: [www.futurama-area.de image 640x750]


Always fun to look very closely and confirm it's not 76 copies of the first panel.
 
2012-06-20 10:18:12 PM  
"As long as emo is in..."

sorry
 
2012-06-20 10:46:28 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I'm a little shocked that Jennifer Lawrence isn't higher on the list.There's not that many actresses that have successfully carried a $400 million grossing movie


I don't really care about her salary vis-a-vis Emo Stewart, but I'll gladly watch the Hunger Games movies (first one was good enough). Twilight I can only stomach with Rifftrax.

VibroCount: She's a frowny okay looking girl whose lack of external emotion fits in with the imaginations of the teens who loved the books and want to relate to the on-screen Bella.


Yup. Just like the Disney 'princess' movies where they try to make Anne Hathaway look frumpy so everyone will think, "Hey, I can meet prince charming, too!"
 
2012-06-20 11:07:04 PM  
Dang it! I thought it was Tyler Perry!
 
2012-06-20 11:47:01 PM  
I love how Sandy took three years off and still made $25M. She's awesome.
 
2012-06-21 12:23:21 AM  

Mugato: Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).


I'd hit that like I was a 3 foot tall duck out of my natural universe.

/Oh yeah...
 
2012-06-21 01:03:35 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Paycheck /= Good actor/actress

Good for her though, she's laughing all the way to the bank.


How could you tell?
 
2012-06-21 01:50:25 AM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: She was good in Adventureland



There, I said it


I think a turd could shine next to Jesse Eisenberg
 
2012-06-21 03:31:54 AM  

Nem Wan: lifeform3: [www.futurama-area.de image 640x750]

Always fun to look very closely and confirm it's not 76 copies of the first panel.


It's not even 62 copies of the first panel. Last time I checked 7 times 9 was 63...not 77. Or am I missing something?
 
2012-06-21 09:03:04 AM  

moothemagiccow: The Incredible Sexual Egg: She was good in Adventureland



There, I said it

I think a turd could shine next to Jesse Eisenberg


Thank you for reminding me why I still haven't seen that movie. We already have Cera. We don't need him too.
 
2012-06-21 09:39:18 AM  

VibroCount: She's a frowny okay looking girl whose lack of external emotion fits in with the imaginations of the teens who loved the books and want to relate to the on-screen Bella.


I think that's the formula, yes, but this has ominous implications for society. It takes empathy for someone to relate to a fictional character with depth, but this is done all the time. Was, anyway. Point is, this isn't much to ask, because empathy is an essential social skill.

That Bella HAS to be vapid and one-dimensional (as some put it, an "empty container to put themselves in") for her fans to relate to her implies they're basically psychopaths.
 
2012-06-21 09:55:09 AM  
She's got Gillian Anderson eyes. And thats about it.
 
2012-06-21 12:27:00 PM  

Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.


This. At first I thought she was a boy in that movie.
 
2012-06-21 12:43:37 PM  

dragonchild: VibroCount: She's a frowny okay looking girl whose lack of external emotion fits in with the imaginations of the teens who loved the books and want to relate to the on-screen Bella.

I think that's the formula, yes, but this has ominous implications for society. It takes empathy for someone to relate to a fictional character with depth, but this is done all the time. Was, anyway. Point is, this isn't much to ask, because empathy is an essential social skill.

That Bella HAS to be vapid and one-dimensional (as some put it, an "empty container to put themselves in") for her fans to relate to her implies they're basically psychopaths.


Psychopaths? Perhaps. And it might be simpler than that. For the first time, Mormonism is entering the mainstream. Throughout my life, I've known a few Mormons, and for the most part they were not just intelligent but also highly educated. Those I've known have a social grace which made them very good friends (with me). I fell in love with one when I was a senior in high school. Recently, the aspects of their beliefs has become a strong part in politics, but before that it was entering popular science fiction. The outcome of the recent "Battlestar Galactica" series was a solid representation of Mormon faith.

The girl I loved was as torn as all "good" girls are about sex. Still a virgin, she had normal sexual desires. But being pure and sealed in the temple for eternity to another of Mormon faith was strong. Bella wants Edward, he wants her, but the sex (literary vampirism is always about sex) requires her to lose not just her virginity, but her humanity. The use of the vampires give virgin girls a shield against the scary sex act. Think of the basic ideals of Mormon life: to be sealed for eternity so you can have lots of sex to give birth to lots of spirits thus achieving godhood over your own planet. The more wives that a man can get pregnant at the same time, the more the natural order of human sexuality is achieved (in other words, how many children can one man father in his lifetime as opposed to how many children can one woman give birth to in her life? Poligamy is seen as natural and desirable). She is bitten by James but Edward restores her virginity. Fundamentalist Mormons are occasionally jailed for statutory rape, taking child brides who are just about to start having periods... again, having as many children as possible is the basic step to the ultimate goal of fundamentalist Mormon faith.

So Bella is the Mormon solution to young women who have sexual desires that they wish to contain. Huge commitment needed before lust can take over to fulfill a godly desire. The emo vapidness is an easy urn to fill... that the actress is sort of pretty without being gorgeous goes with the way teen girls see themselves (desirable without stopping traffic)... frowny is the way most teens are, male or female (they feel they've been left a screwed-up world that they need to fix with none of the power or abilities to fix it).

Or... psychopaths all.

As an atheist, it's easy to view all religion-based actions as psychopathic.
 
2012-06-21 01:27:33 PM  

VibroCount: Psychopaths? Perhaps. And it might be simpler than that. For the first time, Mormonism is entering the mainstream.


Mormonism is a facet of the plot. It is NOT a facet of the characterization, because there is none.

I'm not making an argument about religion at all. Yes the religious undertones are overwhelming, and as you say they're dressed up as vampirism, but try this on for size. . . take away Edward's vampirism (which takes your Mormon metaphor out of the equation) and Bella's sex drive and you wind up with nothing. These characters have no ambitions, no dreams beyond this little confined world of drama. Nor is there any emotional development -- even after they tie the knot, they're still whining at each other.

I don't necessarily disagree with the point you're making, but I don't see what it has to do with these characters being vapid.
 
2012-06-21 01:34:11 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Screw that! She's not even that good looking, by Hollywood standards.

Here's an attractive actress.

[i.imgur.com image 240x600][i.imgur.com image 333x600]
[i.imgur.com image 384x480][i.imgur.com image 348x479]


What is it with you & that chick, man.
She's good looking & all but is she worth the restraining order?
 
2012-06-21 02:15:44 PM  

555-FILK: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

This. At first I thought she was a boy in that movie.


We all did.
 
2012-06-21 05:06:27 PM  
There is no justice in this world.
 
2012-06-21 07:36:36 PM  

lohphat: Towall: I think she's purdy and will watch at least ten minutes of any movie she's in.

That's as long as you take to reach for a Kleenex?

/impressed


That's start to finish.
 
2012-06-21 10:16:13 PM  

Towall: lohphat: Towall: I think she's purdy and will watch at least ten minutes of any movie she's in.

That's as long as you take to reach for a Kleenex?

/impressed

That's start to finish.


And cigarette?
 
2012-06-22 06:51:52 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I'm a little shocked that Jennifer Lawrence isn't higher on the list.There's not that many actresses that have successfully carried a $400 million grossing movie. I'd think that she's going to eclipse Stewart pretty quickly once her agent really gets going finding her prime roles.

[www.newsinfilm.com image 549x759]


She'll probably be on there next year.

But she's on my list and that's really all that matters.
 
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