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(Entertainment on Today)   Who is the highest paid "actress" right now? Okay, I'll give you a hint. Actress is in quotes   (todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 161
    More: Ironic, Angelina Jolie, Mary Kate Olsen, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Bella Swan, Sarah Jessica Parker, actress, Sandra Bullock  
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2012-06-20 02:18:20 PM  
Well hate all you want, I think this is a a heart-warming story of a brave young woman overcoming adversity. I mean who could have ever expected that Kristen Stewart would become Hollywood's highest-paid actress despite apparently being born without the facial muscles necessary to form expressions and convey emotions?
 
2012-06-20 02:20:56 PM  

Dimensio: Is Ms. Stewart capable of such emotion?


Yes actually but she calls it, "Making it rain up in here motherf*ckers"
 
2012-06-20 02:22:27 PM  

La Belle Chienne: Mugato: La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???

Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.

Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.


Was in the theatre for Avengers when a trailer for that Snow White movie with her came on the screen, The audience was indifferent until the "mirror mirror on the wall" scene when somebody cracked up the theatre by saying loudly "The Mirror thinks that chick from "Twilight" is hotter than Charleze farking Theron? Yeeeahhh not buying it."
 
2012-06-20 02:22:40 PM  
But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.
 
2012-06-20 02:24:55 PM  

lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.


10/10 on the idiot scale
 
2012-06-20 02:25:22 PM  

Somacandra: Weird. I assumed porn when you said "actress."

I guess I've got a lot of growing up to do.


You're not the only one. I also read "50 Shades of Grey" as "Sasha" every time.
 
2012-06-20 02:25:52 PM  
She has all the sex appeal of an anorexic Rumer Willis.
 
2012-06-20 02:28:14 PM  

lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.


I get what you're saying, but there is so much risk associated with trying to become an actor or actress and it's not like they are paying politicians to keep making sure that they're rich. Plus, and I know this is a silly point but it is still a point, she might never see this pay day again for the rest of her life.

Plus we as a consumer nearly directly influence how much money they are awarded. Hope I didn't just get trolled
 
2012-06-20 02:29:27 PM  

lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.


As you are a known liar, your claims lack any credibility.
 
2012-06-20 02:30:48 PM  

Mugato: Makes sense. They needed a teenager/early 20s girl. She's the biggest because of Twilight. She's who I would cast if I were a studio suit, God forbid.


Casting Couch
 
2012-06-20 02:32:26 PM  

lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.


These movies, as shiatty as they may be, create a lot of jobs. Jobs for people with actual skills. And they usually pay taxes because their income isn't based on capital gains. And Hollywood has never required a government bailout.
 
2012-06-20 02:34:10 PM  
 
2012-06-20 02:34:47 PM  
Subby obviously understands the use of metaphor.
 
2012-06-20 02:36:50 PM  

busy chillin': Kristen Stewart and the Voracious Sh*teaters would be a rad band name.


/yeah, rad


I think you misspelled 'Vacuous'.
 
2012-06-20 02:36:55 PM  
I find her to be hot and could care less about her acting ability.
 
2012-06-20 02:38:13 PM  

MoronLessOff: thecpt: MoronLessOff: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.

She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.

Yes.
[t2.gstatic.com image 268x188]

And it was WAY better than Jumanji.


Put down the crack pipe.
 
2012-06-20 02:38:25 PM  
ZMugg

I think you misspelled 'Vacuous'.

No. She called every one that thinks she sucks at acting and looks like she smells bad "voracious shiat-eaters"
 
2012-06-20 02:41:09 PM  

GBmanNC: MoronLessOff: thecpt: MoronLessOff: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.

She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.

Yes.
[t2.gstatic.com image 268x188]

And it was WAY better than Jumanji.

Put down the crack pipe.


The only thing I didn't like about Zathura was the over use of the word "dawg". Aside from that, I really liked the space sci-fi handle.
 
2012-06-20 02:44:17 PM  

lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.


I missed all the people in this thread who were demanding more tax cuts for Kristen Stewart.
 
2012-06-20 02:47:39 PM  

mctwin2kman: I find her to be hot and could care less about her acting ability.


This
 
2012-06-20 02:48:37 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Screw that! She's not even that good looking, by Hollywood standards.

Here's an attractive actress.

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As much as you post her I figured you two kids got hitched already.
/ all kidding aside, very nice. she remains me of Allison Miller from Terra Nova a bit.
 
2012-06-20 02:59:23 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Ummm...who is that?


Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-06-20 03:01:41 PM  
Ha Ha haters gota suck it!
 
2012-06-20 03:05:09 PM  

busy chillin': ZMugg

I think you misspelled 'Vacuous'.

No. She called every one that thinks she sucks at acting and looks like she smells bad "voracious shiat-eaters"


Forgot about that. I believe Ms Stewart is voraciously vacuous, so I made the association from that mindset.

I stand corrected.
 
2012-06-20 03:05:47 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.


I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).
 
2012-06-20 03:07:54 PM  

Mugato: Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).


I'd 1.21 jiggawatts all over her?
imnotdoinitrite
 
2012-06-20 03:08:36 PM  
It's the law of averages at work. For every Lucille Ball, there is a Kristen Stewart. Whereas Lucy could have you in stitches without anything more than facial expressions, Kristen could make you long for the sweet embrace of Death with a lack thereof...
 
2012-06-20 03:10:23 PM  

Mugato: Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).


I'd Nexxus her Sominus...

/Obscure?/
 
2012-06-20 03:12:50 PM  

Mugato: Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).


...enchant her under the sea
...make out with her like a tree and get outta there
...wreck her Delorean with my train
...ride my hover board over her reflecting pool
 
2012-06-20 03:14:14 PM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com
I can act to potato!

 
2012-06-20 03:23:06 PM  

Mugato: Wellon Dowd: Lea Thompson's daughter, Zoey Deutch.

I'd (it's late and I'm kind of drunk, insert your flux capacitor innuendo here).


I'd hit that at 88 miles per hour.
 
2012-06-20 03:24:22 PM  
Wow...lot's of jealousy in here...

I guess not many of you scored with the stoner chicks back in high school.
I did. I was and remain a stoner so this brings back memories. Nice ones.
My wife looks exactly like Kristen Stewart will when she's 47.
And yes, that means still hot.
So fark off, nerds...or fire one up and get on board!
 
2012-06-20 03:24:27 PM  

thecpt: lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.

I get what you're saying, but there is so much risk associated with trying to become an actor or actress...



I'm going to go out on a limb and say there is probably considerably less risk when your father is a producer and your mother is a script supervisor. Let's not act like she took the bus in from Kansas to start her career in the big city.
 
2012-06-20 03:25:28 PM  
 
2012-06-20 03:26:53 PM  

Rawhead Rex: I guess not many of you scored with the stoner chicks back in high school.
I did. I was and remain a stoner so this brings back memories. Nice ones.
My wife looks exactly like Kristen Stewart will when she's 47.
And yes, that means still hot.
So fark off, nerds...or fire one up and get on board!


As a stoner chick she is fairly hittable. As an "actress" she is a double-bagger.
 
2012-06-20 03:29:18 PM  

Mugato: lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.

These movies, as shiatty as they may be, create a lot of jobs. Jobs for people with actual skills. And they usually pay taxes because their income isn't based on capital gains. And Hollywood has never required a government bailout.


Big Hollywood gets major tax breaks just like every other major industry that also creates jobs.

Between paying gigs actors often file for unemployment. Usually not the major players, but it happens all the time.

Municipalities often have offices who's sole goal is to get film/tv to shoot I their areas, usually on the tax payers dime.
 
2012-06-20 03:30:38 PM  

Verdict: Hittable stoner, terrible actor

www.thcfinder.com
 
2012-06-20 03:31:42 PM  
kinda hot as a blonde...
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2012-06-20 03:32:07 PM  

mctwin2kman: I find her to be hot and could care less about her acting ability.


So, you do care?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-20 03:35:04 PM  
msnbcmedia2.msn.com

I saw three pics with the same expression and I thought "You're joking" then I found this in the slide show. She really doesn't move her face much. Ah, youth botoxing.
 
2012-06-20 03:37:21 PM  
She's a better actress than January Jones, if that means anything
 
2012-06-20 03:41:31 PM  
I hate everything.
 
2012-06-20 03:46:37 PM  
Remember, everyone... we live in a meritocracy and the rich are that way because they work harder and are better than the rest of us.
 
2012-06-20 03:49:46 PM  

Sybarite: thecpt: lordaction: But remember folks, it is small business owners and job creators that are overpaid and greedy. This plastic biatch completely deserves the 35 million she earned in one year.

I get what you're saying, but there is so much risk associated with trying to become an actor or actress...


I'm going to go out on a limb and say there is probably considerably less risk when your father is a producer and your mother is a script supervisor. Let's not act like she took the bus in from Kansas to start her career in the big city.


That's how she got her start in 2001 (kind of) but not her big pay day. Let's not act like she's will smith's kid.
 
2012-06-20 03:50:14 PM  

jaybeezey: Municipalities often have offices who's sole goal is to get film/tv to shoot I their areas, usually on the tax payers dime.


i'm ok with this. here's another dime. much better use of my money than war in the middle east, which isn't doing me any good.
 
2012-06-20 03:54:48 PM  

Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.


Did she play the little boy or was she Dwight Yoakam?

She also managed to not ruin "into the wild"
 
2012-06-20 04:00:07 PM  
Well the studio didn't get her with an extended 6 movie contract like they did to many of the Avengers characters.
She could ask for more money.
 
2012-06-20 04:04:50 PM  
she wasn't even the best in the movie she was in!

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2012-06-20 04:06:06 PM  

Somacandra: Weird. I assumed porn when you said "actress."

I guess I've got a lot of growing up to do.


As do I
 
2012-06-20 04:08:25 PM  
I don't get the hate for this girl.

1.) She's never going to be as hot as Charlize Theron, but she's way above average.

2.) She is actually a pretty damn good actress. If you haven't seen her in anything but Twilight shame on you. Check out:

The Yellow Handkerchief
On the Road
Adventureland
The Runaways


3.) Twilight - So she took the payday. Everyone in Hollywood has a few paycheck films on their resume.

4.) Any Farker who says he wouldn't he that is a liar.
 
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