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(Entertainment on Today)   Who is the highest paid "actress" right now? Okay, I'll give you a hint. Actress is in quotes   (todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 161
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2012-06-20 10:32:04 AM
How the fark is that even remotely possible???
 
2012-06-20 10:36:08 AM
msnbcmedia.msn.com

Wait...what?
 
2012-06-20 10:53:51 AM
forfashion.tv

"Is Bella a zombie?" Beavis mused aloud. "She's always just standing there with her mouth open, and acts like she's dead." Link
 
2012-06-20 10:57:15 AM
i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-20 11:27:31 AM
I liked her on Third Rock from the Sun.
 
2012-06-20 11:30:21 AM
Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.
 
2012-06-20 11:42:31 AM

La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???


Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.
 
2012-06-20 12:22:04 PM

Mugato: La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???

Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.


Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.
 
2012-06-20 12:28:21 PM

La Belle Chienne: Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.


Makes sense. They needed a teenager/early 20s girl. She's the biggest because of Twilight. She's who I would cast if I were a studio suit, God forbid.
 
2012-06-20 12:48:36 PM

Mugato: Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her.


Still doesn't make sense, and smacks of production mismanagement.

They knew damned well they would be making a sequel to New Moon, and they signed a virtually unknown actress to fill a key role in that movie. Why wouldn't they just give her a contract for the entire series? But not doing so, they had to realize they were giving her license to demand huge paydays going forward.
 
2012-06-20 01:14:52 PM
What the heck?
 
2012-06-20 01:15:44 PM
Just like to point out she only made the most money as an actress last year, not that she commands the highest rate per movie, which is what they are trying to insinuate.

Distorting facts, how do they work?
 
2012-06-20 01:16:49 PM
msnbcmedia.msn.com

HEP ME, IM HAVINSH A SHTROKE
 
2012-06-20 01:16:56 PM
Paycheck /= Good actor/actress

Good for her though, she's laughing all the way to the bank.
 
2012-06-20 01:17:42 PM

justtray: Just like to point out she only made the most money as an actress last year, not that she commands the highest rate per movie, which is what they are trying to insinuate.

Distorting facts, how do they work?


Wlecome to farkmass media coverage of anything.
 
2012-06-20 01:19:38 PM

justtray: Just like to point out she only made the most money as an actress last year, not that she commands the highest rate per movie, which is what they are trying to insinuate.

Distorting facts, how do they work?


Yeah, and I like the notes on how men out earn them too. They didn't compare how many films and earnings per film, just totals. Marky Mark, Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Christian Bale are in about every movie that's considered a block buster so they probably skew the total versus the average.
 
2012-06-20 01:20:20 PM

Mugato: Makes sense. They needed a teenager/early 20s girl. She's the biggest because of Twilight. She's who I would cast if I were a studio suit, God forbid.


i totally agree with you. yeah, most people here think she's a crummy actress (myself emphatically included) but her box office numbers are really high. Now if she stars in a few more snow whites, that might change, but if you're the finance side of a studio, shes got to make your bathing suit zone feel tight.
 
2012-06-20 01:22:50 PM
I personally think she's pretty farkin hot...
I kinda like brooding, non-expressions on hardbody chicks.
Nothing wrong with this chick for a strictly sexual, use her like a fark doll, type of arrangement.
She'd be awesome and I'd be happy to have her do me until I was unable to walk.
That is all.
 
2012-06-20 01:23:12 PM

La Belle Chienne: Mugato: La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???

Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.

Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.


You spend a lot of time being angry about stupid things, don't you.

/i like that you used "UGH", though
//along with actually spelling out "barf" it gives me insight into your entire mindset as a person
 
2012-06-20 01:23:59 PM
Not to worry, she'll have blown most of it on weed in a few years.
 
2012-06-20 01:25:22 PM

Screw that! She's not even that good looking, by Hollywood standards.

Here's an attractive actress.

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2012-06-20 01:26:49 PM

Flappyhead: Not to worry, she'll have blown most of it on weed in a few years.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
/avoid the narcs, Kristen.
 
2012-06-20 01:29:41 PM

Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.


Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.
 
2012-06-20 01:32:16 PM

MoronLessOff: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.


She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.
 
2012-06-20 01:32:20 PM
If you give me $50 and a ride to the nearest trailer park, I can get you 10 more just like her.
 
2012-06-20 01:33:26 PM

Babwa Wawa: Mugato: Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her.

Still doesn't make sense, and smacks of production mismanagement.

They knew damned well they would be making a sequel to New Moon, and they signed a virtually unknown actress to fill a key role in that movie. Why wouldn't they just give her a contract for the entire series? But not doing so, they had to realize they were giving her license to demand huge paydays going forward.


Well I can't argue with that.
 
2012-06-20 01:33:30 PM

thecpt: MoronLessOff: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.

She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.


Yes.
t2.gstatic.com

And it was WAY better than Jumanji.
 
2012-06-20 01:34:21 PM
Maybe she will learn to act happy.
 
2012-06-20 01:40:23 PM
She was the worst part about Snow White and the Huntsman.
 
2012-06-20 01:41:36 PM
She was good in Adventureland



There, I said it
 
2012-06-20 01:42:21 PM

Wellon Dowd: Screw that! She's not even that good looking, by Hollywood standards.

Here's an attractive actress.

[i.imgur.com image 240x600][i.imgur.com image 333x600]
[i.imgur.com image 384x480][i.imgur.com image 348x479]


I am sad they didn't renew Ringer. That shiat was rediculous.
 
2012-06-20 01:43:00 PM

MoronLessOff:
And it was WAY better than Jumanji.


ehhh, Zuthura had more heart but it probably comes down to your Robin Williams tolerance. Plus I saw it when I was a kid so the nostalgia factor was added.

/also good call on the pic, like they just had to sprinkle white on her and ta-da. scene finished.
 
2012-06-20 01:44:26 PM
Second place?

www.art-prints-on-demand.com
 
MCM
2012-06-20 01:46:16 PM

thecpt: She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.


Well it was based on another book by the same author as Jumanji...
 
2012-06-20 01:46:36 PM
This past year while you were on Fark hatin', she pulled in $34.5 million. someone is winning.
 
2012-06-20 01:49:03 PM

thecpt: MoronLessOff:
And it was WAY better than Jumanji.

ehhh, Zuthura had more heart but it probably comes down to your Robin Williams tolerance. Plus I saw it when I was a kid so the nostalgia factor was added.

/also good call on the pic, like they just had to sprinkle white on her and ta-da. scene finished.


Just one of the reasons I liked Zathura better:
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-20 01:50:09 PM

Rawhead Rex: I personally think she's pretty farkin hot...
I kinda like brooding, non-expressions on hardbody chicks.
Nothing wrong with this chick for a strictly sexual, use her like a fark doll, type of arrangement.
She'd be awesome and I'd be happy to have her do me until I was unable to walk.
That is all.


You should find dates at the Morgue.
 
2012-06-20 01:51:43 PM

Zombie DJ: Rawhead Rex: I personally think she's pretty farkin hot...
I kinda like brooding, non-expressions on hardbody chicks.
Nothing wrong with this chick for a strictly sexual, use her like a fark doll, type of arrangement.
She'd be awesome and I'd be happy to have her do me until I was unable to walk.
That is all.

You should find dates at the Morgue.


She's kinda cute. There, I said it.
 
2012-06-20 01:53:30 PM
She's got that vapid look down cold.
 
2012-06-20 01:58:54 PM

MoronLessOff: thecpt: MoronLessOff: Babwa Wawa: Aside from Panic Room, I haven't seen a single one of her movies.

Go watch Zathura. It's pretty good. Not for her though, her acting is pretty cold. Almost like her face is frozen in one expression.

She was in that? I remember 2 kids, Dax Shepard (like waaaaay to much Dax), and not much else since it was a Jumanji rip off.

Yes.


And it was WAY better than Jumanji.


Plastic Stewart ironically more lifelike than the real thing.
 
2012-06-20 02:01:34 PM
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2012-06-20 02:03:30 PM
That $34mil will buy her a ton of weed. 'Cause she needs to look a little more like a mega stoner with a stylist.
 
2012-06-20 02:04:34 PM
msnbcmedia.msn.com

U JELLY? U MAD?
 
2012-06-20 02:05:37 PM

La Belle Chienne: Mugato: La Belle Chienne: How the fark is that even remotely possible???

Well like it or not, Twilight is a huge farking franchise and since she was in the first one, they can't do the rest without her. Getting paid as an actor has nothing to do with acting ability. It's how much money you make for someone else. And if she walks away a lot of people lose a lot of money, therefore big paycheck for her.

She looks like Jay Leno in that picture.

Still doesn't explain how she managed to get into the Snow White movie with Charlize Theron. Like Weener's photo shows, she has the exact same facial expression for everything. UGH. I can't stand her.


She couldn't possibly be as bad as January Jones, could she?
 
2012-06-20 02:10:12 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Paycheck /= Good actor/actress

Good for her though, she's laughing all the way to the bank.


Is Ms. Stewart capable of such emotion?
 
2012-06-20 02:12:05 PM
Weird. I assumed porn when you said "actress."

I guess I've got a lot of growing up to do.
 
2012-06-20 02:12:23 PM

Wellon Dowd: Screw that! She's not even that good looking, by Hollywood standards.

Here's an attractive actress.

[i.imgur.com image 240x600][i.imgur.com image 333x600]
[i.imgur.com image 384x480][i.imgur.com image 348x479]


Ummm...who is that?
 
2012-06-20 02:13:55 PM
I can't fap to this. The photo makes me think she sounds like Sean Connery in bed. "Yesh, yesh, oh baby, yesh..."

msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2012-06-20 02:15:30 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Good for her though, she's laughing Staring Blankly all the way to the bank.


Lord Dimwit: She couldn't possibly be as bad as January Jones, could she?


Well, at least January Jones makes a facial expression - furrowing her brow. Even if she uses it to express literally every single emotion. I'm pretty sure that's one more expression than you'll get out of Stewart.

That said, I would love to see a January Jones in a Fatsuit vs. a Stoned Kristen Stewart in a Bugles Eat-Off.
 
2012-06-20 02:17:40 PM
Kristen Stewart and the Voracious Sh*teaters would be a rad band name.


/yeah, rad
 
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