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2012-06-20 07:55:27 AM
This is what being a celebrity turns you into people.

/When is he making the Shadow sequel?
 
2012-06-20 08:01:02 AM

I_C_Weener: /When is he making the Shadow sequel?


Right after Pearl Harbor 2: Pearl Harborer wraps.
 
2012-06-20 08:36:20 AM
He returns values of only true or false?
 
2012-06-20 09:15:37 AM
yeah, yeah, yeah - in other news Helen Page is looking HOT!!!!!
 
2012-06-20 09:21:21 AM
FTA: ... following fracas with photographer ...
For the last time, this was a ruckus.
 
2012-06-20 09:22:55 AM
Shame on FARK for no Beatlejuice references by now.
 
2012-06-20 09:26:16 AM

kronicfeld: He returns values of only true or false?


*snerk*
 
2012-06-20 09:27:54 AM
I've seen this one before...

s1.favim.com
 
2012-06-20 09:30:57 AM
Matt Daaaaaamon

/first thing I thought of
 
2012-06-20 09:31:00 AM
Aye, he's a sheethead alright.
 
2012-06-20 09:32:53 AM
His fiancee has a really funny name.
 
2012-06-20 09:33:28 AM
The paparazzi are sekret muslims. They want all of the celebrities to wear burkas.
 
2012-06-20 09:35:41 AM
If I were hitting that, I would always be under a sheet too. Except for when I was washing the stank out of it.
 
2012-06-20 09:36:16 AM

gsiofa: I've seen this one before...

[s1.favim.com image 500x342]


Nice, first thing I thought of when I saw the picture.
 
2012-06-20 09:37:24 AM
Alec. if you want that much attention, suck a bull in Times Square. It's really not much different.
 
2012-06-20 09:52:24 AM
Sorry - but a Caucasian 'merikun running around in a white sheet makes a lot of people nervous. There's a dark history to it.
 
2012-06-20 09:52:48 AM

Counter_Intelligent: FTA: ... following fracas with photographer ...
For the last time, this was a ruckus.


Get your facts straight. It was clearly a hullaballoo.
 
2012-06-20 09:58:53 AM
Can't help but wonder why the paparazzi feel the need to shove a camera right up in someone's face when they could just use a telephoto and work from a more comfortable distance.

Not that I don't enjoy seeing paparazzi getting a good celebrity beatdown, 'cuz I do. Paparazzi are pretty much scum of the earth.
 
2012-06-20 10:17:28 AM

qsblues: Counter_Intelligent: FTA: ... following fracas with photographer ...
For the last time, this was a ruckus.

Get your facts straight. It was clearly a hullaballoo.


It may have devolved into a brouhaha at the end though.
 
2012-06-20 10:32:50 AM
Go get em, Alec!
 
2012-06-20 10:37:36 AM

I_C_Weener: This is what being a celebrity turns you into people.

/When is he making the Shadow sequel?


Maybe Birth of a Nation reboot, only this time the Klan wins!
 
2012-06-20 10:44:02 AM

Mugato: I_C_Weener: /When is he making the Shadow sequel?

Right after Pearl Harbor 2: Pearl Harborer wraps.


Pearl Harbor 2: Pearl Hardorer - bonus: name doubles for a porn title.

qsblues: Counter_Intelligent: FTA: ... following fracas with photographer ...
For the last time, this was a ruckus.

Get your facts straight. It was clearly a hullaballoo.


Clearly this was a kerfuffle.
 
2012-06-20 10:46:32 AM
Nice farking costume!!! *honk honk*
 
2012-06-20 10:59:59 AM
i1143.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-20 11:07:29 AM

Strategeryz0r: Pearl Harbor 2: Pearl Hardorer - bonus: name doubles for a porn title.


Ben Assfark. Kate Bumforsale. Josh Hardnon. Alec Baldnutz. I don't know who else is in it.
 
2012-06-20 11:09:39 AM
I thought this was going to be an "I was saying Booourns"-type situation. Now I'm disappointed.
 
2012-06-20 11:09:53 AM

Mugato: Strategeryz0r: Pearl Harbor 2: Pearl Hardorer - bonus: name doubles for a porn title.

Ben Assfark. Kate Bumforsale. Josh Hardnon. Alec Baldnutz. I don't know who else is in it.


I can't think of a good one for Cuba Gooding Jr.
 
2012-06-20 11:15:18 AM

Strategeryz0r: Mugato: Strategeryz0r: Pearl Harbor 2: Pearl Hardorer - bonus: name doubles for a porn title.

Ben Assfark. Kate Bumforsale. Josh Hardnon. Alec Baldnutz. I don't know who else is in it.

I can't think of a good one for Cuba Gooding Jr.


C**k Goodring, Jr?
 
2012-06-20 11:16:30 AM
That's not bad, just doesn't have that porn name ring to it you know?
 
2012-06-20 11:37:51 AM
home.comcast.net

Alec Baldwin??!
 
2012-06-20 11:52:20 AM

biyaaatci: I thought this was going to be an "I was saying Booourns"-type situation. Now I'm disappointed.


Same.
 
2012-06-20 01:37:53 PM
Just being even more of an AW, only on his own terms.
 
2012-06-20 01:40:31 PM
Counter_Intelligent: FTA: ... following fracas with photographer ...
For the last time, this was a ruckus.


Could you describe the ruckus?
 
2012-06-20 03:22:41 PM

madcan34: yeah, yeah, yeah - in other news Helen Page is looking HOT!!!!!


Helen?
 
2012-06-20 06:32:13 PM
He's gonna be on Letterman tonight. Should be entertaining.
 
2012-06-20 08:59:47 PM

fusillade762: He's gonna be on Letterman tonight. Should be entertaining.


I'd watch that. Unfortunately I don't even have a TV right now.

/He's a jackass, but he's a funny jackass.
 
2012-06-21 02:59:56 AM

Strategeryz0r: That's not bad, just doesn't have that porn name ring to it you know?


Cooter Goodbang, Jr.?

Also:
www.morethings.com
 
2012-06-21 03:10:37 AM

cryinoutloud: fusillade762: He's gonna be on Letterman tonight. Should be entertaining.

I'd watch that. Unfortunately I don't even have a TV right now.

/He's a jackass, but he's a funny jackass.


Heh. When he came out the band played "Hit Me With Your Best Shot".
 
2012-06-21 03:11:31 AM
And now Dave's taken his pants off. WTF?
 
2012-06-21 09:29:29 AM
Who cares? He's hilarious on 30 rock, and that's all that matters.
 
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