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(Daily Mail)   Almost too strange even for FARK headline: Zombie bride marries diaper-clad beau   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
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2012-06-20 07:26:07 AM
Well, if they enjoyed it then who am I to complain.

But seriously, people are farking weird.
 
2012-06-20 08:43:28 AM
I didn't even realize zombies defecated.
 
2012-06-20 09:24:45 AM
Next on Springer?
 
2012-06-20 09:49:32 AM
Someone is desperate for attention.
 
2012-06-20 09:56:28 AM
I thought the zombie fad was stupid but this changes everything.
 
2012-06-20 09:57:22 AM
Renewing their vows? They look like they are in their 30s. How long have they been married?

Isn't renewing your vows something that people in their late 50s do?
 
2012-06-20 09:58:26 AM
This will end well...Hopefully before they have kids.....
 
2012-06-20 09:58:45 AM
Participants sound fat.

*click*

Indeed
 
2012-06-20 09:59:37 AM
I did a zombie wedding last year at Nj zw. Married by the mayor of asbury park. Wife walked down the boardwalk to "die my bride". So I'm liking this story but for the diaper part.

Yeesh, way to ruin it dude.
 
2012-06-20 09:59:38 AM
I can't blame the guy. I took a steamer in my rented tux at my wedding and it cost me a fortune!
 
2012-06-20 09:59:43 AM
he was cheating on her with a wraith. hence the diaper.
 
2012-06-20 10:00:02 AM

minoridiot: Someone is desperate for attention.


Yup.

AverageAmericanGuy: Renewing their vows? They look like they are in their 30s. How long have they been married?

Isn't renewing your vows something that people in their late 50s do?


I know a couple that did it on their fifth anniversary, in their 30s. Mostly as an excuse to go back to Sandals in St. Lucia on said anniversary, but still.
 
2012-06-20 10:01:06 AM
And here I thought they would be more ugly AFTER the make-up.
 
2012-06-20 10:07:32 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Renewing their vows? They look like they are in their 30s. How long have they been married?

Isn't renewing your vows something that people in their late 50s do?


I got married in 2009. The next time my husband and I are in Vegas, we may renew our vows. Just for the fun of it.
 
2012-06-20 10:12:58 AM

Julieahni: I got married in 2009. The next time my husband and I are in Vegas, we may renew our vows. Just for the fun of it.


My wife and I have been married 16 years and were just in Vegas in January.
We WANTED to renew our vows in a cheesy little "Chapel O' Love" but honestly couldn't find one that wouldn't set up back $1000. I mean, I KNOW they exist, but I don't know where! We asked the cab driver and he took us to a place across from the Luxor that was over $1000!

(let me know if you find a cheap place!)
 
2012-06-20 10:22:39 AM
Another appropriate thread? I think I smell a trifecta!

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2012-06-20 10:24:47 AM
Was she wearing makeup? I couldn't tell.
 
2012-06-20 10:27:41 AM

theorellior: Another appropriate thread? I think I smell a trifecta!

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shiat like that makes me want to propose a Furry hunting season at the next DNR Forum.
 
2012-06-20 10:28:11 AM
Read the headline as "dapper clad beau" and was thrown off for a second there.

/recovered
//?
 
2012-06-20 10:40:55 AM

buntz: Julieahni: I got married in 2009. The next time my husband and I are in Vegas, we may renew our vows. Just for the fun of it.

My wife and I have been married 16 years and were just in Vegas in January.
We WANTED to renew our vows in a cheesy little "Chapel O' Love" but honestly couldn't find one that wouldn't set up back $1000. I mean, I KNOW they exist, but I don't know where! We asked the cab driver and he took us to a place across from the Luxor that was over $1000!

(let me know if you find a cheap place!)


Apparently, it's a lot more expensive than I thought. Screw it if that's what they charge around town.
 
2012-06-20 10:47:10 AM
"  Almost too strange even for FARK"

Hmm...subby must be new here.
 
2012-06-20 10:48:54 AM

buntz: Julieahni: I got married in 2009. The next time my husband and I are in Vegas, we may renew our vows. Just for the fun of it.

My wife and I have been married 16 years and were just in Vegas in January.
We WANTED to renew our vows in a cheesy little "Chapel O' Love" but honestly couldn't find one that wouldn't set up back $1000. I mean, I KNOW they exist, but I don't know where! We asked the cab driver and he took us to a place across from the Luxor that was over $1000!

(let me know if you find a cheap place!)


A Little White Chapel
It cost me less than $200, but we just did the basic wedding, paying for the services "a la carte" .
 
2012-06-20 10:55:54 AM

minoridiot: buntz: Julieahni: I got married in 2009. The next time my husband and I are in Vegas, we may renew our vows. Just for the fun of it.

My wife and I have been married 16 years and were just in Vegas in January.
We WANTED to renew our vows in a cheesy little "Chapel O' Love" but honestly couldn't find one that wouldn't set up back $1000. I mean, I KNOW they exist, but I don't know where! We asked the cab driver and he took us to a place across from the Luxor that was over $1000!

(let me know if you find a cheap place!)

A Little White Chapel
It cost me less than $200, but we just did the basic wedding, paying for the services "a la carte" .


Thanks, minoridiot.
 
2012-06-20 11:33:10 AM

buntz: Julieahni: I got married in 2009. The next time my husband and I are in Vegas, we may renew our vows. Just for the fun of it.

My wife and I have been married 16 years and were just in Vegas in January.
We WANTED to renew our vows in a cheesy little "Chapel O' Love" but honestly couldn't find one that wouldn't set up back $1000. I mean, I KNOW they exist, but I don't know where! We asked the cab driver and he took us to a place across from the Luxor that was over $1000!

(let me know if you find a cheap place!)


If you're near the Luxor, it's gonna be pricy. The cheap and tawdry chapel places are in the dead zone between the strip and downtown vegas, north of the Stratosphere. Just remember to have a taxi handy for getting out of there, since you're not in the best of places there.
 
2012-06-20 11:55:44 AM

beantowndog: I thought the zombie fad was stupid but this changes everything.



I'm willing to bet the bride chose the zombie schtick to distract the audience from the fact that's she never lost that remaining 7 pounds of weight...

Wait, did I say 7? I meant 70.
 
2012-06-20 11:58:22 AM

Julieahni: AverageAmericanGuy: Renewing their vows? They look like they are in their 30s. How long have they been married?

Isn't renewing your vows something that people in their late 50s do?

I got married in 2009. The next time my husband and I are in Vegas, we may renew our vows. Just for the fun of it.



We got married in Vegas and it was awesome. We paid $60 to get married at some place downtown. Our lunch that day cost more than our wedding ceremony.
 
2012-06-20 12:46:26 PM
♪♫It's like BRRRRAAAAAAIIIIINSSSS ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!♪♫
 
2012-06-20 01:12:15 PM
Looks like a few villages were missing their idiots that day.
 
2012-06-20 01:40:40 PM
I'm sure this seemed like a fun idea when it was tossed out, but boy was it poorly executed.

theorellior: Another appropriate thread? I think I smell a trifecta!

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Oh, and thank you for murdering another small piece of my soul.
 
2012-06-20 03:09:52 PM

theorellior: Another appropriate thread? I think I smell a trifecta!

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NO NO NO not that thing again. Seriously I heard about this "Incontinent Student Body" from a friend who was looking around on encyclopediadramatica. WTF on all accounts.
 
2012-06-20 04:56:03 PM
I am curious if they were able to sell their wedding night. They might if they find the right freak to join them.
 
2012-06-20 06:01:52 PM
I sure am sick of the whole zombie fad.
 
2012-06-20 06:51:09 PM
What the heck is that movie where a bunch of teenagers end up using a female zombie as a sex doll?
 
2012-06-20 09:11:25 PM

cynicalbastard: What the heck is that movie where a bunch of teenagers end up using a female zombie as a sex doll?


Dead Girl

And it was actually a neat concept for a zombie film (it wasn't made all that well, but the IDEA was there)
 
2012-06-21 08:25:23 AM
Can we please stop with the zombie crap already.
 
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