Best headline so far this year.



Gratz subbie.

All joking aside, that's NOT a Model T... it's a hotrod.

THIS is a Model T:

The headline gives me the vapors.

Damn oversized files...

Apparently too large for Fark

/Yo Drew any chance we could move passed 1995 and up the upload size limit to say 648kb??

Well, how do you like that.

it looks to me like subby had a seizure when typing the headline.

"The flim-flammer jumped in the flivver and faded."

"You dumb mug, get your mitts off the marbles before I stuff that mud-pipe down your mush--and tell your moll to hand over the mazuma."

"The sucker with the schnozzle poured a slug but before he could scram out two shamuses showed him the shiv and said they could send him over."

Wouldn't hurt a fly.

/'Cept for that murder thing way in the '30's.

I actually have some Moxie sod in my refrigerator, so I am getting a bang out of some of these replies.

I really do. I'm not joking. You can get it at Sweet Bay and some other supermarkets.

Really. I'm not kidding.

swankywanky: I just read that in Mike Emrick's voice.

Spirited up the boards and back out to center where it's corralled and ladeled ahead, only to be poked aside and returned the length of the ice. THIS!

Alright, rummy, where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

Listen up, pal: Joe sent me.

That headline was not easy on the eyes

I think they call that a T-bucket roadster, but whatever. Oh, and that article was SO well written, eh?

Rapmaster2000: Alright, rummy, where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

Umm...Yes? (Belch)

I bet the driver did the lindy and went off to the nearest speakeasy to celebrate after finding out the dame was ok.

There are some very good reasons people stopped talking like this.

booger42: Rapmaster2000: Alright, rummy, where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

Umm...Yes? (Belch)

I'll get you beer bandit!

Oh cool, I love this one. Skip to the part where they play fizzbin.

Saborlas: I almost feel proud of not understanding a word of that headline. Ancient slang is ancient.

Modern ignorance is ignorance.

asleep71: booger42: Rapmaster2000: Alright, rummy, where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

Umm...Yes? (Belch)

I'll get you beer bandit!

No you won't

Too hard subby... too hard.

Bully! I like the cut of your jib, subby!

The real issue here with this story (sorry, from my hometown) is WHAT THE FARK was she doing walking down to the taco trucks at10:30PM for. The parents should be investigated by CPS and the kids removed until they can figure out why they sent their two young kids down a really bad road that even the police avoid. Think Skid Row of Modesto.

Sorry, I don't get your banter.

silvervial: Sorry, I don't get your banter.

Young people today!

/my lawn, etc. ;)

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!"

Meanwhile over at the Fizzbin table........

I lost it at "and how"
Excellent headline

Do you have a flop for the night?

Well, aren't you a pocketful of firecrackers!

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"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!"

Why yes, yes that IS a vintage Shocker she's flashing!

booger42: asleep71: booger42: Rapmaster2000: Alright, rummy, where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

Umm...Yes? (Belch)

I'll get you beer bandit!

No you won't

Yes I will!

asleep71: booger42: asleep71: booger42: Rapmaster2000: Alright, rummy, where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

Umm...Yes? (Belch)

I'll get you beer bandit!

No you won't

Yes I will!

Doh!