Darth_Lukecash: Are you givin' me the high hat, pally? Don't be givin' me no high hat.
Mad Scientist: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.
FirstNationalBastard: Did the broads 23-skidoo?
Jim.Casy: Automobiles are the devil's carriage. After what happened to that poor girl, I predict this trend will truly fade away, and folks will go back to the solid, sensible horse & buggy. Yessir, the model t's days are numbered, mark my words.
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