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(Fox 40 Sacramento)   Dame with real moxie hit right in the kisser by a flivver while giving her brother the bums rush away from souped-up jalopies on the motorway. Crackerjack sawbones have her on the mend, and she should be doing the Charleston soon, and how   (fox40.com) divider line 93
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2012-06-20 03:41:53 AM
It's curtains for you subby, see? Mrraahh
 
2012-06-20 03:53:51 AM
Are you givin' me the high hat, pally? Don't be givin' me no high hat.
 
2012-06-20 06:11:48 AM
FTA Headline: Brother Will Pull Through

I know there is a joke in there somewhere, but I haven't had any coffee this morning
 
2012-06-20 07:12:20 AM
Dennis Miller will be expecting a check from you subby.
 
2012-06-20 07:17:25 AM
Saving or chasing her brother off the farking road? Fox reports; you decide.
 
2012-06-20 07:20:14 AM
good headline, and how!
 
2012-06-20 07:20:31 AM
just don't mis-spell her name
cause she's the one that got away
 
2012-06-20 07:21:23 AM
+1 Subbs.

\Headline brings back memories of watching the Three Stooges on tv.
 
2012-06-20 07:22:21 AM
I think I prefer ebonics to this.
 
2012-06-20 07:23:07 AM
Those kids and their damn hoola hoops!
 
2012-06-20 07:25:02 AM
Now you're on the trolley
 
2012-06-20 07:26:35 AM
Did the broads 23-skidoo?
 
2012-06-20 07:36:57 AM
Aaaargh, shiver me timbers, I believe subby be tryin' to pull a fast one on me. Belay those tricks matey, or I'll be sending ye to Davy Jones's locker!

/what?
 
2012-06-20 07:38:01 AM
That's the bee's knees.
 
2012-06-20 07:39:08 AM
But what about vaudeville?
 
2012-06-20 07:44:38 AM
Subby's trying to speak to me, I know it!
 
2012-06-20 07:45:43 AM
What was that, subby? Did timmy fall down the well?
 
2012-06-20 07:48:13 AM
hoty material right there
 
2012-06-20 07:50:18 AM
I just read that in Mike Emrick's voice.
 
2012-06-20 08:03:01 AM

Darth_Lukecash: Are you givin' me the high hat, pally? Don't be givin' me no high hat.


Ya mean physically, or just a mental state?
 
2012-06-20 08:03:05 AM
The headline made sense,which made me feel kinda old.But on the other hand
it made me feel good that I come from an age where that slapp happy way of jingo was still available. Reading the comments I see I'm not he only one.

Now please stay off my lawn.
 
2012-06-20 08:06:50 AM
That's the cat's pajamas. 23 skidoo!
 
2012-06-20 08:10:12 AM
Model T: 8-0 in 275 feet.
 
2012-06-20 08:13:05 AM
I had to click story because I had no clue WTF subby was saying with his 1920's wording.

I will read story than come back to judge you old man..
 
2012-06-20 08:15:33 AM
Hey subby, broads don't like being called dames!
 
2012-06-20 08:16:04 AM
She was hit in the mouth while committing incestuous activities?

*reads article*

Oops...
 
2012-06-20 08:18:47 AM
Great story glad kids are okay.


//stop playing chicken boy look what happen to your sister!!
 
2012-06-20 08:27:43 AM
Dumb Broad shoulda let the Schmo take it.
 
2012-06-20 08:33:20 AM
Automobiles are the devil's carriage. After what happened to that poor girl, I predict this trend will truly fade away, and folks will go back to the solid, sensible horse & buggy. Yessir, the model t's days are numbered, mark my words.
 
2012-06-20 08:34:21 AM
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.
 
2012-06-20 08:35:09 AM
...and Bob's your uncle.
 
2012-06-20 08:36:41 AM
"I read [Flora] her story yesterday, and I was crying and said, 'You're a hero, mama' and she said, 'They don't know it's me,'" Jordan says."

While we're on the jawin' about lingo, this flap-a-doodle is too many for me.
 
2012-06-20 08:38:27 AM
I read it in Bob Newhart's voice.
It's like you already know where to put pauses and coughs.
 
2012-06-20 08:38:47 AM

Mad Scientist: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.


Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!
 
2012-06-20 08:40:24 AM
Was a car dealership advertisement really appropriate before this video?
 
2012-06-20 08:41:33 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Did the broads 23-skidoo?


Thought that was a local here.

Secret Agent 23 Skidoo
 
2012-06-20 08:43:39 AM

Jim.Casy: Automobiles are the devil's carriage. After what happened to that poor girl, I predict this trend will truly fade away, and folks will go back to the solid, sensible horse & buggy. Yessir, the model t's days are numbered, mark my words.


Not so fast there, Kaputnik
 
2012-06-20 08:44:18 AM
See here, pal- is this on the level?
 
2012-06-20 08:49:20 AM
I guess that she, like that Model-T...*sunglasses*...had too much va-va-va-voom!


/yeah, lame
 
2012-06-20 08:51:14 AM
No, bulls would gum it. They'd flash their dusty standards at the wide-eyes and probably find some yegg to pin, probably even the right one. But they'd trample the real tracks and scare the real players back into their holes, and if we're doing this I want the whole story. No cops, not for a bit.
 
2012-06-20 08:51:32 AM
Is this one of those pricipal caught sayof things?
 
2012-06-20 08:53:08 AM
Any word on the onion tied to her belt, as was the style at the time?
 
2012-06-20 08:54:22 AM
For some reason, I was sure this was a Boardwalk Empire reference...
geektyrant.com
 
2012-06-20 08:55:41 AM
Vintage car trifecta in play?
 
2012-06-20 08:59:40 AM
I read the head line like the lyrics of 212.... guess that isn't what they were trying to do there.. but it worked in my head :)

www.turntablekitchen.com
 
2012-06-20 08:59:56 AM
Now you're cookin' wih gas, subby.
 
2012-06-20 09:00:14 AM

Dear Jerk: bee


And ginchy, too!
 
2012-06-20 09:04:15 AM
Tacos kill.
 
2012-06-20 09:06:18 AM
That headline's a Deusy. The bee's knees. The cat's meow. Subby's a real Abercrombie.
 
2012-06-20 09:08:01 AM
Subby's got moxie, I like that.

/wonder if his last name is an adverb
 
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