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(WWTDD)   There goes the greatest stomach in the history of bikini modeling. Marisa Miller is pregnant   (wwtdd.com) divider line 58
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2012-06-20 02:47:39 AM
Yeah, her lower ribcage and internal organs were nice. Hopefully when she is done with childbirth she gets back to her holocaust physique. It would be a shame if she packed on the ounces after this parasitic ordeal.
 
2012-06-20 03:12:24 AM

violentsalvation: this parasitic ordeal.


I know you stole that from House, MD, but I still think it's the funniest description of pregnancy.
 
2012-06-20 04:30:11 AM
Doutzen Kroes' was better, and still is after her kid so...

They're models, getting back in shape is the same as any woman going back to work for them. It just so happens that it's their job.
 
2012-06-20 04:40:16 AM
cdn.wwtdd.com

Hi Guys!
 
2012-06-20 04:48:44 AM
Not too shabby. Though I'm never a fan if you can see the ribs.
 
2012-06-20 05:30:16 AM
On the plus side: Milk Jugs!
 
2012-06-20 05:33:25 AM
came for the pics. leaves sorta dissatisfied. (sorta because of GungFu)
 
2012-06-20 06:58:54 AM
Greatest? No.
 
2012-06-20 07:16:07 AM
Outie.
 
2012-06-20 07:34:04 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Greatest? No.


Dammit, man! Didn't I tell you to use protection when you are banging the VS models?
 
2012-06-20 07:46:27 AM

nopokerface: Dammit, man! Didn't I tell you to use protection when you are banging the VS models?


I refuse!
 
2012-06-20 08:02:39 AM
I always thought she was the one who would most benefit from about ten more pounds, so we'll see.

Here's some NSFW cheese from her first job in1997.
Link
 
2012-06-20 08:07:12 AM

Dear Jerk: I always thought she was the one who would most benefit from about ten more pounds, so we'll see.

Here's some NSFW cheese from her first job in1997.
Link


Mother of God.
 
2012-06-20 08:19:20 AM
Don't see what the fuss is. It's not the greatest stomach, IMO.

It might be after the baby and some fitness, though. Seems to me this is cause for celebration. But who am I kidding? Never heard of or seen her before this article and I likely won't check back in time anyway.

*shrug*
 
2012-06-20 08:23:04 AM
I only feel bad for the person who will eventually end up making those child support payments......
 
2012-06-20 08:46:32 AM
And here's her douchebag husband:

cdn.theblemish.com

Seriously, Marisa?
 
2012-06-20 08:50:50 AM
I like Upton's face better plus she had me at the Cat Daddy dance. That girl can move!
 
2012-06-20 08:51:53 AM

Dear Jerk: I always thought she was the one who would most benefit from about ten more pounds, so we'll see.

Here's some NSFW cheese from her first job in1997.
Link



Sweet sassy molassey.
 
2012-06-20 08:59:39 AM
thegrumpiest.com

She will recover just like the other models do
 
2012-06-20 09:13:00 AM
what's with all the "meh" about her? there sure is a lot of ghey in this here thread...

/NTTAWWT
 
kab
2012-06-20 09:25:57 AM

LittleKidLover: what's with all the "meh" about her? there sure is a lot of ghey in this here thread...

/NTTAWWT


This is FARK. Everyone here is actually dating / sleeping with / married to hotter women.
 
2012-06-20 09:36:53 AM
 
2012-06-20 09:46:12 AM
That's the first thing I thought of when I heard this... bye bye awesome figure.

/Thank you for leaving us with a record of your illustrious work.
 
2012-06-20 09:53:57 AM

LittleKidLover: what's with all the "meh" about her? there sure is a lot of ghey in this here thread...


I was going to go with "different standards of beauty", but whatever floats your boat...

...in the Navy.
 
2012-06-20 09:58:30 AM
I'll add these new photos, some PNSFW (wet see through shirt...)

*motherofgod.jpg*
 
2012-06-20 10:03:57 AM

darch: I'll add these new photos, some PNSFW (wet see through shirt...)

*motherofgod.jpg*


Yep.
 
2012-06-20 10:07:06 AM

Moonraper: And here's her douchebag husband:

[cdn.theblemish.com image 500x254]

Seriously, Marisa?


Good for him, maybe he's a really nice guy. Either way he'shiatting that and I'm not.
 
2012-06-20 10:23:51 AM

Moonraper: And here's her douchebag husband:



Seriously, Marisa?


She married a guy named John Aids? Seems like a red flag.
 
2012-06-20 10:46:31 AM

fusillade762: Not too shabby. Though I'm never a fan if you can see the ribs.


This, plus the silicone kills it for me also. There wasn't anything wrong with her chest to start with, not sure why she wanted to ruin the girls.

(see video Dear Jerk linked above)
 
2012-06-20 10:58:33 AM
What's with the lack of pics? Serious amount of ghey in this thread.

Who could ever forget the iPod bikini?

celebritywonder.ugo.com

i47.tinypic.com

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-20 11:02:48 AM
didn't she kickbox before she got into modeling?

id kick her box if you know what I mean
 
2012-06-20 11:09:52 AM
If she's not as good looking as Kate, I'm not sure who is.
 
2012-06-20 11:12:37 AM
She's gorgeous and has a terrific body with some extremely obvious bolt-ons. So not only will she likely undernourish her fetus, she'll also not be able to nurse her baby. That will slow down the bounce-back, since nursing is a 250-500 kcal/day burn.

She will bounce back, though... my wife did without a personal trainer all the way back to size 0. I think being sick all the time when our first was young, while nursing may have had a role in that. She's ballooned up to a size 2 after the 2nd and 3rd kids though... the horror.
 
2012-06-20 11:16:13 AM

factoryconnection: extremely obvious bolt-ons


You don't know what real boobs look like: HAHA!
2012-06-20 08:02:39 AM NSFW
 
2012-06-20 11:30:10 AM
Please tell me somebody has saved pics of her from her Perfect 10 spreads. I can't seem to find them on Google.

/EIP.
 
2012-06-20 11:58:22 AM
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-06-20 12:02:51 PM

moistD: GungFu: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x516]

Hi Guys!

I'll add these new photos, some PNSFW (wet see through shirt...)


No ass, but otherwise HRRRNNNNG
 
2012-06-20 12:04:50 PM
Pregnant women are hot.

Pregnancy tits...niiiiiice.
 
2012-06-20 12:17:13 PM
interesting GQ spread
 
2012-06-20 12:18:43 PM
True Fact: My wife is named Marisa. It's a beautiful goddamn name, isn't it?
 
2012-06-20 12:24:41 PM

darch: I'll add these new photos, some PNSFW (wet see through shirt...)

*motherofgod.jpg*


Jim from Saint Paul: darch: I'll add these new photos, some PNSFW (wet see through shirt...)

*motherofgod.jpg*

Yep.


GavinTheAlmighty: moistD: GungFu: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x516]

Hi Guys!

I'll add these new photos, some PNSFW (wet see through shirt...)

No ass, but otherwise HRRRNNNNG


The best part of Twitter? Following people....

/hint its how I found that link, follow her, she posts a lot of pictures/videos
 
2012-06-20 12:56:11 PM
Marisa Miller, Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton. Discuss.

I have it:
1. Marisa Miller
2. Kate Upton
3. Brooklyn Decker
 
2012-06-20 01:52:39 PM

hundreddollarman: Marisa Miller, Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton. Discuss.

I have it:
1. Marisa Miller
2. Kate Upton
3. Brooklyn Decker


Is that intended as your ranking of general preference between the three, or the order in which you make a human centipede between the three?
 
2012-06-20 02:05:48 PM

Killer Cars: hundreddollarman: Marisa Miller, Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton. Discuss.

I have it:
1. Marisa Miller
2. Kate Upton
3. Brooklyn Decker

Is that intended as your ranking of general preference between the three, or the order in which you make a human centipede between the three?



i vote centipede
 
2012-06-20 02:14:17 PM

turtleking: Killer Cars: hundreddollarman: Marisa Miller, Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton. Discuss.

I have it:
1. Marisa Miller
2. Kate Upton
3. Brooklyn Decker

Is that intended as your ranking of general preference between the three, or the order in which you make a human centipede between the three?


i vote centipede


Wheres "the head" for said centipede?
 
2012-06-20 02:35:00 PM

Killer Cars: hundreddollarman: Marisa Miller, Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton. Discuss.

I have it:
1. Marisa Miller
2. Kate Upton
3. Brooklyn Decker

Is that intended as your ranking of general preference between the three, or the order in which you make a human centipede between the three?


No it's ranking of general preference, but I like where you're going with the centipede idea. I'll have to think that idea over.
 
2012-06-20 02:40:48 PM

hundreddollarman: Marisa Miller, Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton. Discuss.

I have it:
1. Marisa Miller
2. Kate Upton
3. Brooklyn Decker


Here's a challenge: play "Fark/Marry/Kill" with those 3....

As much as I hate to lose out on Marisa*, she'd probably have to be my Kill. Kate would be the Fark, and Brooklyn would be the Marry.

*Yes I realize the closest I would ever to that is typing it just now.
 
2012-06-20 03:58:22 PM
Um... damn. That is a fiendish dilemma.

Fark - Kate Upton (That body just screams "sexual playground.")
Marry - Marisa Miller (She seems like the kind of woman I would like to be around often. Bonus: She's a Niners fan.)
Kill - Brooklyn Decker (Strictly by default, sadly.)
 
2012-06-20 03:58:25 PM
Not a bookmark
 
2012-06-20 04:06:06 PM
I just want to point out that when I click on the link, the IE tab reads "Marisa Miller is pregnant -- What Would Tyler Durden Do?"

/Buy cigars?
//Demand DNA testing?
///falcon punch?
 
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