mr smart the great: my cats so retarded it thinks its a dog. it likes to be mauled by six year olds...
Bucky Katt: They're fattening up the bird.
I Like Bread: Must be something with black cats.My black cat is best friends with anything and anyone who gives it attention.
New Farkin User Name: Depends on the cat.My lazy-ass cat walked to his food bowl and found sleeping mice lying on a pile of his food's crumbs. It just walked away.
gregscott: How about this one:"This won't end well"
L.D. Ablo: My cats will lay waste to anything and everything that is smaller than them.Quite useful for the waterbugs that come up out of the drain. They kill and eat them.I'm just glad I'm bigger than them.
fusillade762: I'm sure that a bird with no fear of cats will do just fine once it's released.
NationalHero: So let me get this straight; her little black cat is named Sambo? Really lady? Are you gonna get a white cat next and name it Klan?
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