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(CNN)   Summer corn is better than sex, says virginal food critic   (eatocracy.cnn.com) divider line 126
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2012-06-19 10:21:29 PM
That headline made me corny
 
2012-06-19 10:22:47 PM
They're doing it wrong.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-06-19 10:42:12 PM
I don't know about the better than sex part.

t2.gstatic.com

But summer corn IS a hell of a lot better than winter corn.
 
2012-06-19 11:41:07 PM
And he shall be called... Nugget

/Ho Ho Ho
 
2012-06-19 11:41:19 PM
To be fair, the quote about corn being better than sex is from Garrison Keillor, who may just be the least sexy person alive.
 
2012-06-19 11:52:07 PM

jake_lex: To be fair, the quote about corn being better than sex is from Garrison Keillor, who may just be the least sexy person alive.


Yeah, he has such a nice voice, the first time you see a picture is a bit of shock.
 
2012-06-19 11:59:06 PM
It certainly can be. I've never had to take a 30 minute shower after eating an ear of corn to get rid of the atrocity that just happened.

But maybe I've said too much.
 
2012-06-20 12:03:24 AM
The only food I've had that is better than sex is fresh lobster dipped in melted butter.

So buzz off, corn.
 
2012-06-20 12:29:13 AM
blowing through the cornfield in my mind
 
2012-06-20 12:52:11 AM
Well corn is ribbed for her pleasure
 
2012-06-20 01:01:31 AM

Lando Lincoln: It certainly can be. I've never had to take a 30 minute shower after eating an ear of corn to get rid of the atrocity that just happened.

But maybe I've said too much.


Well, you're just not eating corn the right way.
 
2012-06-20 01:10:41 AM

FishyFred: The only food I've had that is better than sex is fresh lobster dipped in melted butter.

So buzz off, corn.


You must have crap sex, then.
 
2012-06-20 01:14:52 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: jake_lex: To be fair, the quote about corn being better than sex is from Garrison Keillor, who may just be the least sexy person alive.

Yeah, he has such a nice voice, the first time you see a picture is a bit of shock.


I don't think he has such a nice voice, though. A lot of times, he sounds like he's in the final stages of emphysema.
 
2012-06-20 01:14:52 AM

doglover: FishyFred: The only food I've had that is better than sex is fresh lobster dipped in melted butter.

So buzz off, corn.

You must have crap sex, then.


Oh, sure, go drag your German videos into this...
 
2012-06-20 01:16:36 AM

ArkAngel: Well corn is ribbed for her pleasure


Girthier too. In most cases.
 
2012-06-20 01:42:07 AM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2012-06-20 02:23:16 AM
You could do a George Costanza and just combine the two.
 
2012-06-20 02:43:30 AM
Well, yeah. All those bumps when it's wielded by a skillful, strong-handed Latvian prostitute is certain to...

Oh, they meant *eating* it? Sicko.

But, I guess I CAN eat corn outside the bay window of the Day Care Center with impunity.
 
2012-06-20 05:32:08 AM
Mmmm. Grilled summer sweet corn...sooo good. Salt, pepper, red pepper flakes, garlic, butter, foil, grill. Yeah, I'm so grilling some corn tomorrow.
 
2012-06-20 05:36:43 AM
Anyone who says any food is better than sex is not doing their sex right.
 
2012-06-20 05:37:25 AM
We are going to be up to are ears in corn puns in this thread.
 
2012-06-20 05:39:12 AM
Nibbed for your pleasure.
 
2012-06-20 05:40:24 AM

Oznog: [seemslegit.com image 640x512][seemslegit.com image 640x512]

Whichever side of the fence you're on, there is corn to behold.


I disagree. It appears to be a face-off between corm and corn.
 
2012-06-20 05:40:51 AM

Oznog: [seemslegit.com image 640x512][seemslegit.com image 640x512]

Whichever side of the fence you're on, there is corn to behold.


Also corm.

Unless that was part of the joke.
 
2012-06-20 05:41:51 AM

untaken_name: Oznog: [seemslegit.com image 640x512][seemslegit.com image 640x512]

Whichever side of the fence you're on, there is corn to behold.

I disagree. It appears to be a face-off between corm and corn.


Damn you.
 
2012-06-20 05:44:52 AM

Lando Lincoln: It certainly can be. I've never had to take a 30 minute shower after eating an ear of corn to get rid of the atrocity that just happened.

But maybe I've said too much.


Actually I feel you have not said enough, and I think you should elaborate on the subject.
 
2012-06-20 05:46:09 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-20 05:46:18 AM

robohobo: untaken_name: Oznog: [seemslegit.com image 640x512][seemslegit.com image 640x512]

Whichever side of the fence you're on, there is corn to behold.

I disagree. It appears to be a face-off between corm and corn.

Damn you.


Aw, again? I'm tired of being damned.

/can't I just be darned instead?
 
2012-06-20 05:48:14 AM

Cyno01: [www.lolbrary.com image 374x616]


I take the original is NSFW.
/don't recall seeing this one before.
 
2012-06-20 05:49:06 AM

untaken_name: robohobo: untaken_name: Oznog: [seemslegit.com image 640x512][seemslegit.com image 640x512]

Whichever side of the fence you're on, there is corn to behold.

I disagree. It appears to be a face-off between corm and corn.

Damn you.

Aw, again? I'm tired of being damned.

/can't I just be darned instead?


farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-06-20 05:50:16 AM

robohobo:
[farm4.static.flickr.com image 375x500]


Much obliged!
 
2012-06-20 05:52:56 AM

fusillade762: Anyone who says any food is better than sex is not doing their sex right.


What if you are starving?
 
2012-06-20 05:55:04 AM

Oznog: Whichever side of the fence you're on, there is corn to behold.


I SEE
farm4.staticflickr.com
what you did there.


always up for a little cornholing...
wutcana.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-20 06:03:10 AM
Wolfe: It must be nearly mature, but not quite, and it must be picked not more than three hours before it reaches me. Do you eat sweet corn?

Cramer: Yes. You're stalling.

Wolfe: No. Who cooks it?

Cramer: My wife. I haven't got a Fritz.

Wolfe: Does she cook it in water?

Cramer: Sure. Is yours cooked in beer?

Wolfe: No. Millions of American women, and some men, commit that outrage every summer day. They are turning a superb treat into mere provender. Shucked and boiled in water, sweet corn is edible and nutritious; roasted in husk in the hottest possible oven for forty minutes, shucked at the table, and buttered and salted, nothing else, it is ambrosia. No chef's ingenuity and imagination have ever created a finer dish. American women should themselves be boiled in water.

/The only way to eat summer corn.
//Still not better than sex.
 
2012-06-20 06:04:28 AM
so i should put the corn in my anus? do i get some lube first?
 
2012-06-20 06:06:59 AM
I read that as "vaginal" food critic...
 
2012-06-20 06:07:04 AM

RCon: /The only way to eat summer corn.
//Still not better than sex.



I throw it on the grill for awhile. Mmm... sugary.
 
2012-06-20 06:10:16 AM

robohobo: untaken_name: robohobo: untaken_name: Oznog: [seemslegit.com image 640x512][seemslegit.com image 640x512]

Whichever side of the fence you're on, there is corn to behold.

I disagree. It appears to be a face-off between corm and corn.

Damn you.

Aw, again? I'm tired of being damned.

/can't I just be darned instead?

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 375x500]


farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-06-20 06:16:07 AM

StoPPeRmobile: fusillade762: Anyone who says any food is better than sex is not doing their sex right.

What if you are starving?


Good point.

I hope someday we move past that and there are no starving people.
 
2012-06-20 06:18:25 AM

some_beer_drinker: so i should put the corn in my anus? do i get some lube first?


Not unless you want popped corn. But please don't do it. I'd hate to see a headline on Fark later in the week about a guy with an exploded anus.
 
2012-06-20 06:24:01 AM

Cyno01: [www.lolbrary.com image 374x616]


Hard pore corn?
 
2012-06-20 06:24:14 AM
Served best with tasty, tasty ham....
 
2012-06-20 06:27:12 AM
I grew up in New Jersey, not far from where "Silver Queen" supersweet hybrid white corn was first developed. I can't speak to summer corn in general versus sex in general, but Jersey sweet corn is better than sex with Jersey girls. ;)
 
2012-06-20 06:32:01 AM
Being from Iowa, I was taught it was summer sex in the corn field. Foreplay was a elephant ear samich at the A&W.
 
2012-06-20 06:43:08 AM

dbirchall: I grew up in New Jersey, not far from where "Silver Queen" supersweet hybrid white corn was first developed. I can't speak to summer corn in general versus sex in general, but Jersey sweet corn is better than sex with Jersey girls. ;)


I dunno, there's a girl I know over in Mays Landing...
 
2012-06-20 06:43:53 AM

fusillade762: StoPPeRmobile: fusillade762: Anyone who says any food is better than sex is not doing their sex right.

What if you are starving?

Good point.

I hope someday we move past that and there are no starving people.


I don't think burning corn is the right direction.

/feeding SUVs not babies
 
2012-06-20 06:47:53 AM
Jersey silver queen. I used pick them on the side of a country road.

/in northwest Jersey, they were a dollar a farmers dozen.. In the day that is
 
2012-06-20 06:49:47 AM

robohobo: Mmmm. Grilled summer sweet corn...sooo good. Salt, pepper, red pepper flakes, garlic, butter, foil, grill. Yeah, I'm so grilling some corn tomorrow.


That's delicious. I also like to grill it in the husk. The cornsilk breaks down and gives it a delicious flavor. I serve it with fresh ground pepper and of course, lots of butter.
 
2012-06-20 06:55:44 AM

AbbeySomeone: robohobo: Mmmm. Grilled summer sweet corn...sooo good. Salt, pepper, red pepper flakes, garlic, butter, foil, grill. Yeah, I'm so grilling some corn tomorrow.

That's delicious. I also like to grill it in the husk. The cornsilk breaks down and gives it a delicious flavor. I serve it with fresh ground pepper and of course, lots of butter.


Sweet and nutty. The girls just love'em.
 
2012-06-20 07:05:07 AM
Is there such a thing as "sour corn" or nonsweet corn?
 
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