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(News On 6 Tulsa)   Why you don't steal from a calf roper: "The victim spotted the suspect stealing his car, followed him, yanked him out of the car, hog-tied him and suspended him on a nearby fence until police arrived"   (newson6.com) divider line 63
    More: Amusing, car thief, Tulsa County, Schedule IV, Kalvin Hulvey  
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2012-06-19 09:27:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-19 09:32:07 PM
Yee haw?
 
2012-06-19 09:32:23 PM
And did it in under 10 seconds while rolling a cigarette one-handed

/*ptui*
 
2012-06-19 09:55:43 PM
I sense a new sport for the next prison rodeo
 
2012-06-19 09:58:05 PM
hulvey looks likw brad pit
 
2012-06-19 09:59:39 PM
Woody Harrelson wanted for questioning
 
2012-06-19 10:00:23 PM
The thief is lucky its not a hanging offense...
 
2012-06-19 10:02:25 PM
a.chff.fncdn.com
 
2012-06-19 10:03:41 PM
Norman Fell was a great actor. That many know him only from Three's Comapny is sad.
 
2012-06-19 10:06:22 PM
time
 
2012-06-19 10:06:39 PM
i28.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-19 10:06:48 PM

Porous Horace: Norman Fell was a great actor. That many know him only from Three's Comapny is sad.


Oh, come on...

/everyone knows he was in The Ropers, too
//like... duh
 
2012-06-19 10:07:02 PM
around here that kind of action is $200 minimum
 
2012-06-19 10:07:22 PM
www.animallawcoalition.com
 
2012-06-19 10:10:08 PM

vudukungfu: hulvey looks likw brad pit


He could be his brother,Stu Pitt.
 
2012-06-19 10:12:16 PM
Cowboys in general will kick your ass, not just ropers. Yeah, they dress in funny clothes and wear sissy boots, talk like they have a mouthful of marbles, and listen to the most gawdawful music, but legitimate cowboys will kick your ass sixteen ways before you can say jack shiat.

Those pansy ass wannabes who live 50 miles from the nearest ranch and have never ridden a horse in their life, though....feel free to pummel them at your leisure.
 
2012-06-19 10:16:19 PM
"I was really mad when I drove up next to him and he was changing my radio station," said Penny.

Change my radio station? That's a ropin'!
 
2012-06-19 10:20:52 PM
Husband loves reading stories like this at the end of a work day.
 
2012-06-19 10:24:42 PM
Still nicer than a Taser.
 
2012-06-19 10:25:53 PM
FTA: "I was really mad when I drove up next to him and he was changing my radio station," said Penny.

tuesdayswithmedia.com

Don't you ever touch a black man's radio boy!
 
2012-06-19 10:29:07 PM
If there is somebody that can yank me out of a car, then i guess I deserve it. Might makes right and all. Protect your possessions.
 
2012-06-19 10:31:23 PM
.....until some bleeding hearts saw the unfortunate car thief, and rescued him from the sadistic farmer, who was then hung from the very same post that the thief was strung up on.
 
2012-06-19 10:34:24 PM
Cowboys in general will kick your ass, not just ropers. Yeah, they dress in funny clothes and wear sissy boots, talk like they have a mouthful of marbles, and listen to the most gawdawful music, but legitimate cowboys will kick your ass sixteen ways before you can say jack shiat.

FTFA: Penny was with his brother and father baling hay Monday in a Tulsa field off North Garnett, when he spotted Hulvey stealing his 1997 Buick LeSabre.

Anyone here ever baled hay? I did once - for about 3 minutes before I was exhausted.
Also how desperate does the thief need to be to steal a 1997 Buick LeSabre?

The 6-foot-5-inches, 240-pound Penny then yanked Hulvey out of the car.

lol, man did this guy pick the wrong person to steal from!
 
2012-06-19 10:34:55 PM
As a Texan who has never been near a cow, I wish this happened here. That's cool as shiat.
 
2012-06-19 10:47:58 PM
Does anyone else see the extreme irony in that the cattle roper was black and the car thief was white?
I didn't see that coming.
 
2012-06-19 10:54:14 PM
Here in Ohio if ya wear a cowboy hat and boots you are most likely gay and the only thing you want to do to an ass isn't kick it.
NTTIATWWT
 
2012-06-19 10:57:31 PM
So how long until some jackass starts saying the roper was wrong to restrain the guy or whatever...
 
2012-06-19 11:01:28 PM
kotv.images.worldnow.com

You sir are my hero
 
2012-06-19 11:04:24 PM

CuttySupreme: Does anyone else see the extreme irony in that the cattle roper was black and the car thief was white?
I didn't see that coming.


DRTFA, but, no shiat? I retract my previous statement.
 
2012-06-19 11:07:22 PM

AlgaeRancher: The thief is lucky its not a hanging offense...


Hangin's too good for 'im.

/Burnin', as it turns out, is also too good for 'im
 
2012-06-19 11:13:34 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Uh-huh...
 
2012-06-19 11:16:08 PM
submitted this link at noon with a lot better headline. weak sauce

/meh
 
2012-06-19 11:21:53 PM
bet the Brotherhood are going to revoke his Master Race (man) card for that.
 
2012-06-19 11:25:44 PM

CuttySupreme: Does anyone else see the extreme irony in that the cattle roper was black and the car thief was white?
I didn't see that coming.


I thought it was rather cunning, as well.
 
2012-06-19 11:35:19 PM
"I was really mad when I drove up next to him and he was changing my radio station," said Penny.

I could see that pissing me off more than anything. Not only did he just steal your car, but now he's already making himself right at home.
 
2012-06-19 11:46:36 PM

JesusJuice: So how long until some jackass starts saying the roper was wrong to restrain the guy or whatever...


Oh, around 28 minutes before you posted.
 
2012-06-19 11:48:09 PM
I totally misread that headline. Totally different mental image...
 
2012-06-19 11:49:12 PM
Awwwww...come on. No picture of the car thief hog tied and suspended from the fence?
 
2012-06-19 11:52:58 PM
I take it he didn't struggle free before 6 seconds had elapsed.
 
2012-06-19 11:56:25 PM
Sudden exponential increase in Hodge's Bend car theft baffles police.
 
2012-06-20 12:21:58 AM
OK
 
2012-06-20 12:40:48 AM
equusdc

Sudden exponential increase in Hodge's Bend car theft baffles police.

I was just going to say, there are people who will pay good money to be aprehended like that.
 
2012-06-20 12:44:35 AM

CuttySupreme: Does anyone else see the extreme irony in that the cattle roper was black and the car thief was white?
I didn't see that coming.


Lot of cowboys are/were black. After Lincoln freed the slaves, lots of them wanted to get outta dodge.

Lot of car thieves are white. Jiggaboo Jones is an entertainer. He fakes that shiat. In real life, people of all colors are assholes.
 
2012-06-20 01:22:05 AM

doglover: CuttySupreme: Does anyone else see the extreme irony in that the cattle roper was black and the car thief was white?
I didn't see that coming.

Lot of cowboys are/were black. After Lincoln freed the slaves, lots of them wanted to get outta dodge.

Lot of car thieves are white. Jiggaboo Jones is an entertainer. He fakes that shiat. In real life, people of all colors are assholes.


Actually, didn't they want to get into Dodge?
 
2012-06-20 02:01:34 AM
NotARocketScientist: Anyone here ever baled hay? I did once - for about 3 minutes before I was exhausted.

Today, it kind of depends on the kind of bale being done and the article leaves out that important detail. The huge round bale system is fully mechanized. For small squares bales, it could involve a lot of manual handling although there are some very clever automatic stacking system around. Surely expensive but a lot less handling than the old thrower shooting bales into the trailer.

/Never done it.
 
2012-06-20 03:54:41 AM
Pretty funny story.
 
2012-06-20 04:15:14 AM

InternetSecurityGuard: I take it he didn't struggle free before 6 seconds had elapsed.


By the size of that cowboy, I reckon the car thief probably figured, correctly, that it'd be safer to just stay tied up until the cops arrived.
 
2012-06-20 06:11:09 AM
A (cow)boy named Penny?

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-06-20 07:12:39 AM
A cowboy driving a Buick LeSabre? The carjacker probably figured it belonged to some little old lady. Cowboys are supposed to drive old pickup trucks.
 
2012-06-20 07:38:32 AM
FTFA: "I rodeo, we both rodeo," said Penny. "But here lately, I've been having bad luck keeping calves tied, so he did the tying up. That way we made sure he stayed tied."

This quote is kind of adorable.

But, uh, so his DAD did the tying up.

Silly article. I want to see what his dad looks like, since Penny is so farking huge.
 
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