If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(IFC)   Raging Bull II heads into production. That's entertainment?   (ifc.com) divider line 3
    More: Asinine, Raging Bull, Jake LaMotta, Robert De Niro, music production, Tom Sizemore, Natasha Henstridge, entertainments, Joe Mantegna  
•       •       •

2456 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Jun 2012 at 10:35 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-06-19 11:25:25 PM
2 votes:
Instead, relative unknown Martin Guigui is directing the movie off a script he cowrote with Rustam Branaman. William Forsythe will star as an older Jake LaMotta, while newcomer Mojean Aria will play him as a younger man. De Niro famously portrayed LaMotta in the first "Raging Bull." The project also stars Joe Mantegna, Tom Sizemore, Penelope Ann Miller, Natasha Henstridge, Alicia Witt, Ray Wise, Harry Hamlin, Bill Bellamy and James Russo as Rocky Graziano.

I will see this movie if and only if Alicia Witt plays Jake LaMotta's daughter, who is so distraught over the physical effects of boxing destroying her father, she runs away from home and is swallowed by the New York City night life, where she goes from man to man, bed to bed, each sex act more degrading than the last, until she is taken in by an upscale madam with a heart of gold (Penelope Ann Miller), and the last 30 45 minutes of the movie is the daughter "servicing" the NYC mayor's wife (Natasha Henstridge) while the madam directs the action and eventually joins in.

Oh, and all the male names mentioned in that paragraph above appear on the poster but no where in the movie.

This movie I would go see.

/and pay extra for 3D
2012-06-20 01:11:41 AM
1 votes:
Fark it, I say throw in speaking parts for Shia Leboof and the Kardashians, plus a very special guest appearance by whoever most recently won "Celebrity Apprentice". And mix in some talking CGI pandas, to synergize with the release of Kung Fu Panda 5 (or whatever number they are on now). And all of them are repeatedly shown drinking and enjoying Gatorade. And putting Duracell batteries into their Apple products.
2012-06-20 12:22:08 AM
1 votes:
Hopefully the new one will be in 3-D, or at least in color.
 
Displayed 3 of 3 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report