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(CNN)   Hosni Mubarak reportedly dead, then not dead, then "clinically dead", then "not quite on the cart yet and considering going for a walk"   (cnn.com ) divider line
    More: News, Hosni Mubarak, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, Men a, Yoshiaki Iwasaki, clinically dead, military officials, Nile TV, Tahrir Square  
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2012-06-19 09:30:56 PM  
Praise Ra!
 
2012-06-19 09:31:15 PM  
Dead?

Are you SURE?

Anyone have a hand mirror?
 
2012-06-19 09:31:22 PM  
Why would they resuscitate that asshole?
 
2012-06-19 09:31:38 PM  
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
 
2012-06-19 09:32:23 PM  
Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again
 
2012-06-19 09:32:26 PM  
Waiting for Chevy Chase on SNL to keep us updated.
 
2012-06-19 09:32:35 PM  
Good night, funny strong man.
 
2012-06-19 09:33:08 PM  

Wulfman: Why would they resuscitate that asshole?


so that he can serve his life sentence
 
2012-06-19 09:33:54 PM  
i2.cdn.turner.com

I feel happy!
 
2012-06-19 09:33:57 PM  
i291.photobucket.com


Is this the doctor?
 
2012-06-19 09:33:57 PM  

Shaggy_C: Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again


Egypian Leader caught sayof?
 
2012-06-19 09:34:03 PM  
He was delicious.
 
2012-06-19 09:34:28 PM  
The only way to figure this out is to check Twitter.
 
2012-06-19 09:34:48 PM  
he's a mummy?
 
2012-06-19 09:35:18 PM  
"I'm feeling better!"
"No, you're not."
"I feel happy! So happy!"
 
2012-06-19 09:35:20 PM  
yay? boo?
 
2012-06-19 09:36:28 PM  

StopLurkListen: Waiting for Chevy Chase on SNL to keep us updated.


www.ozzienews.com
Still dead.
 
2012-06-19 09:37:12 PM  
I dunno about Mubarak, but Abe Vigoda is still alive, at least according to www.abevigoda.com.
 
2012-06-19 09:37:36 PM  
www.zuko.com

Walk like an Egyptian
 
2012-06-19 09:38:01 PM  
Prepare the Solar Barque!
 
2012-06-19 09:38:44 PM  
img411.imageshack.us

"I'm not dead yet!"
 
2012-06-19 09:38:50 PM  
I'm sure he'll be close to death for the next 10 yrs...
 
2012-06-19 09:38:56 PM  
I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He's still... still...juicy.
 
2012-06-19 09:40:20 PM  
Anwar Sadat knew how not to hang in the bleachers too long. Okay maybe he was a little slow.
 
2012-06-19 09:40:30 PM  

4.bp.blogspot.com
RIP Anwar El Sadat

 
2012-06-19 09:41:13 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-19 09:41:46 PM  
I am 100% sure the Goa'uld will put him in one of those Sarcophagus and he'll be back and ruling the universe.
/Once we defeat the replicators and Ori
 
2012-06-19 09:42:11 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

"I don't think I'm going to believe that 'til I can gnaw on their skulls with my very own teeth. fark those people, huh? If they're out there, I'm going to find them, and I'm going to gnaw on their skulls. Because it still hasn't gotten weird enough for me."
 
2012-06-19 09:42:19 PM  

i237.photobucket.com
OK. But just one more trip around Cairo, then I'm done.

 
2012-06-19 09:43:09 PM  
I'm not saying he's a zombie, but . . .
 
2012-06-19 09:43:23 PM  
So he died four times in the morning, twice in the afternoon, and three times in the evening?
 
2012-06-19 09:44:06 PM  
www.familiesworldwide.co.uk
 
2012-06-19 09:45:01 PM  
So, is he dead in the same way that the Lockerbee Bomber had only six months to live when he was repatriated?

/it's wierd how many nefarious characters are dead or dying, only to mysteriously spring back to life in the Middle East.
 
2012-06-19 09:45:28 PM  
He's only mostly dead.
 
2012-06-19 09:46:37 PM  
i46.tinypic.com

approves
 
2012-06-19 09:46:48 PM  

cepheidvariable: He's only mostly dead.


Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much.
 
2012-06-19 09:47:40 PM  
cepheidvariable: He's only mostly dead.

Being dead inside doesn't count. Otherwise, half of America and every woman I've ever been with sexually would count.
 
2012-06-19 09:48:16 PM  

Shaggy_C: Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again


Came for this. Handstanding satisfied.
 
2012-06-19 09:48:23 PM  
irrelevant anyways
 
2012-06-19 09:48:46 PM  

Kanemano: Wulfman: Why would they resuscitate that asshole?

so that he can serve his life sentence


unremarkable.
 
2012-06-19 09:50:51 PM  
He's going for a walk
Not the after dinner kind
 
2012-06-19 09:51:01 PM  
www.jimpoz.com

Let me know if there is any change in his condition.
 
2012-06-19 09:52:27 PM  
64.img.v4.skyrock.net

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: So he died four times in the morning, twice in the afternoon, and three times in the evening?


I saw what you did there and laughed.
 
2012-06-19 09:52:53 PM  

Wulfman: Why would they resuscitate that asshole?


So they can watch him die again?
 
2012-06-19 09:52:53 PM  
Egypt was better off with Mubarak as ruler. Now watch what happens
They brought this upon themselves
 
2012-06-19 09:54:08 PM  
He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to "alive."
 
2012-06-19 09:56:53 PM  

Klippoklondike: Shaggy_C: Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again

Egypian Leader caught sayof?


LOL!

/political frontier gibberish is best gibberish
 
2012-06-19 09:57:17 PM  
9beers: He got totally railroaded in his trial, the dude was a decent leader.

Decent leaders don't rely on the Nuremburg Defense to excuse the actions of the troops under his command.

It doesn't matter if he cured cancer, AND brought peace to the middle east. The moment he gave his commanders blank slates to turn their weapons on unarmed civilian protestors, and did nothing to stop the wholesale murder of these, he was just as guilty as the soldier that pulled the trigger.
 
2012-06-19 09:57:41 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 256x192]


Is this the doctor?


Headline should have just been a reference to this.
 
2012-06-19 09:59:12 PM  

BronyMedic: 9beers: He got totally railroaded in his trial, the dude was a decent leader.

Decent leaders don't rely on the Nuremburg Defense to excuse the actions of the troops under his command.

It doesn't matter if he cured cancer, AND brought peace to the middle east. The moment he gave his commanders blank slates to turn their weapons on unarmed civilian protestors, and did nothing to stop the wholesale murder of these, he was just as guilty as the soldier that pulled the trigger.


Wrong, it was a coup d'etat. When that happens the government has every right to protect itself
 
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