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(CBS Sports)   Nut job who interrupted the US Open trophy ceremony with bird calls gives a Skype interview to CNN, apologizes to Webb Simpson, and explains his CA-CAAAA, CA-CAAAAUSE   (cbssports.com) divider line 42
    More: Weird, Webb Simpson, CNN, U.S. Open, USGA, victory laps, interviews, trophy ceremony  
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1138 clicks; posted to Sports » on 19 Jun 2012 at 8:56 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-19 05:41:34 PM  
He can suck my CA-CAWK, CA-CAWK - his interruption did nothing to push said cause, as there was no information prior to or during his interruption explaining it.

Read "I was told to apologize or I would spend time in jail."
 
2012-06-19 05:44:42 PM  

FormlessOne: He can suck my CA-CAWK, CA-CAWK - his interruption did nothing to push said cause, as there was no information prior to or during his interruption explaining it.

Read "I was told to apologize or I would spend time in jail."


You're right...if nothing else, he made me want to go cut down a pine tree and shove it up his ass.
 
2012-06-19 05:46:19 PM  
I saw that live the other day...I thought the dude was just drunk.
 
2012-06-19 05:49:58 PM  

Lorelle: I saw that live the other day...I thought the dude was just drunk.


Or high on bath salts...
 
2012-06-19 08:57:42 PM  

jonjr215: FormlessOne: He can suck my CA-CAWK, CA-CAWK - his interruption did nothing to push said cause, as there was no information prior to or during his interruption explaining it.

Read "I was told to apologize or I would spend time in jail."

You're right...if nothing else, he made me want to go cut down a pine tree and shove it up his ass.


GET IN THE HOLE!!

YOU DA MAN TINY!!
 
2012-06-19 08:59:17 PM  
His FARK handle is Jungle Bird? So noted.
 
2012-06-19 09:07:08 PM  
img337.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-19 09:12:46 PM  
i512.photobucket.com

Sing it!
 
2012-06-19 09:18:50 PM  
A coo-coo-ka-chaw! A coo-coo-ka-chaw!
 
2012-06-19 09:22:23 PM  

FormlessOne: He can suck my CA-CAWK, CA-CAWK - his interruption did nothing to push said cause, as there was no information prior to or during his interruption explaining it.

Read "I was told to apologize or I would spend time in jail."


I was listening to sports talk today and they said according to the police he just spent a few hours in the drunk tank and was released. Apparently he committed no crime as he had a ticket so he was not trespassing. I guess they don't bother with public drunkenness though.
 
2012-06-19 09:29:16 PM  

Lorelle: I saw that live the other day...I thought the dude was just drunk.


That's part of the problem isn't it? If he really did have a cause you wouldn't have known it.
 
2012-06-19 09:34:30 PM  
Everyone is treating him like a criminal, when all he is is an obnoxious jerk. The world is full of them, we can't throw them all in jail.
 
2012-06-19 09:36:09 PM  

4NSpy: Everyone is treating him like a criminal, when all he is is an obnoxious jerk. The world is full of them, we can't throw them all in jail.


We can try.
 
2012-06-19 09:37:47 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: FormlessOne: He can suck my CA-CAWK, CA-CAWK - his interruption did nothing to push said cause, as there was no information prior to or during his interruption explaining it.

Read "I was told to apologize or I would spend time in jail."

I was listening to sports talk today and they said according to the police he just spent a few hours in the drunk tank and was released. Apparently he committed no crime as he had a ticket so he was not trespassing. I guess they don't bother with public drunkenness though.


At the U.S. Open? You'd have to tag at least a sixth of the crowd for public drunkenness. So, his interruption wasn't criminal, but it still did nothing to advocate his alleged cause. He can still piss off.
 
2012-06-19 10:31:39 PM  

jonjr215: Lorelle: I saw that live the other day...I thought the dude was just drunk.

Or high on bath salts...


No. He didn't once try to nibble on Costas' face.
 
2012-06-19 10:59:19 PM  
YABBA DABBA DOO!!!
 
2012-06-19 11:09:39 PM  
Why give an attention whore an interview?
 
2012-06-19 11:12:38 PM  

CommiePuddin: Why give an attention whore an interview?


But enough about Kim Kardashian....
 
2012-06-20 12:11:34 AM  
www.jimpoz.com
 
2012-06-20 12:14:32 AM  
PGA fans have gone full Happy Gilmore.
You never go full Happy Gilmore.
 
2012-06-20 12:28:47 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: YABBA DABBA DOO!!!


As strange, unexpected, funny, and offensive as that one was, I think it has opened up a whole new world of golf chatter.
The "get in the hole" thing is old and busted, and if you're shouting that on the tee shot of a 500 yard Par 5 you should be thrown out.
But now... the whole range of catch phrases from movies and TV are active.
Every "Yippie-kay-yay. Mr. Falcon" or "Say hello to my little friend" and "Th-th-th-that's all folks!" are in play.
 
2012-06-20 12:48:41 AM  
NBC needs a special filter to target and cancel out "GET IN THE HOLE!" I'm way beyond over it at this point
 
2012-06-20 01:27:56 AM  

Sandor at the Zoo: A coo-coo-ka-chaw! A coo-coo-ka-chaw!


Have you ever even seen a chicken?
 
2012-06-20 01:28:25 AM  
I liked the guy in Tucson right after Tiger teed off saying right into the mic, but in a perfunctory and quiet manner "you're the person."
 
2012-06-20 01:28:58 AM  
Pro golfers' hot wives thread?
 
2012-06-20 07:45:46 AM  

4NSpy: Everyone is treating him like a criminal, when all he is is an obnoxious jerk. The world is full of them, we can't throw them all in jail.


True, but it would be a nice start.
 
2012-06-20 07:55:57 AM  
This guy didn't interrupt the President during a speech... he interrupted a horrendously planned trophy presentation that takes place on a golf course green where they literally have stage hands bring on tables and equipment while the TV station shows five minutes of highlights.

He's just an idiot. What a shock, you hold an event in SF and idiots show up. You should all be thankful he wasn't naked.
 
2012-06-20 08:12:41 AM  
This is something that should have been handled by the people on scene, and much more quickly.

Not enough people who are deserving of such are getting punched in their stupid mouths these days.
 
2012-06-20 08:18:27 AM  
So CNN gives positive reinforcement to people craving attention. Interesting...
 
2012-06-20 08:24:25 AM  
I like how upset people get about it. Shows it works.

Shows a lot of things actually. That none of you have seen South Park within the last few months. that Golf fans have no sense of humor, and that same said fans take their sport WAY too seriously. It's not even a sport really. More akin to Billards. A pasttime that old rich men take too seriously.
 
2012-06-20 08:38:47 AM  

justtray: I like how upset people get about it. Shows it works.

Shows a lot of things actually. That none of you have seen South Park within the last few months. that Golf fans have no sense of humor, and that same said fans take their sport WAY too seriously. It's not even a sport really. More akin to Billards. A pasttime that old rich men take too seriously.


the irony is the best golf is golf with alcohol and rowdy spectators
 
2012-06-20 09:41:36 AM  
"You'd have to be living under a rock not to have heard about the kooky fan that ran out during the U.S. Open trophy ceremony, interrupted Webb Simpson's victory lap for a moment before he got taken down by USGA Executive Director Mike Davis. "

Apparently, I live under a rock. Then again it's golf, and really, who gives a fark?
 
2012-06-20 09:56:51 AM  
I do say... This blimey fellow caused quite the hullabaloo!

media.getthefive.com

/hot
//who cares
///grow up
 
2012-06-20 10:03:30 AM  
With god's greatness Simpson was able to hit the fairways, with jesus' steady hand he made birdie putts. Praise Him for standing by Webb in his desperate time of need.

But that treehugger lib nutjob should be locked up in the state pen.

praise jesus.
 
2012-06-20 11:07:55 AM  
* crickets *

/I guess I'm not as good at this as I thought I was.
 
2012-06-20 12:25:25 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: NBC needs a special filter to target and cancel out "GET IN THE HOLE!" I'm way beyond over it at this point


God I so agree...for me it almost ruins watching golf on TV. Those farkers who do that are just stupid idiots. I wish, just once, one of the golfers would go punch one of those dickheads in the nose and teach them a lesson.
 
2012-06-20 01:07:44 PM  

FormlessOne: He can suck my CA-CAWK, CA-CAWK - his interruption did nothing to push said cause, as there was no information prior to or during his interruption explaining it.


You just don't speak bird like he and I do. If you did, you would have marveled at his logical and well thought-out argument against deforestation and the endangerment of our feathered brethren.
 
2012-06-20 01:59:16 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: NBC needs a special filter to target and cancel out "GET IN THE HOLE!" I'm way beyond over it at this point


Can we also use it on the "AND ONE" guy for every single frigging layup, even when no contact was made and no whistle is coming?
 
2012-06-20 03:34:01 PM  
Ok, I'll be the one to post these:

nynerd.com

stephenleahy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-20 03:36:14 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Ok, I'll be the one to post these:

[nynerd.com image 600x452]

[stephenleahy.files.wordpress.com image 607x819]


Wrong thread.

/preview blah blah blah
 
2012-06-20 04:43:30 PM  
SOY BOMB!
 
2012-06-20 09:34:19 PM  

xiola: * crickets *

/I guess I'm not as good at this as I thought I was.


too obvious, that's why

1/10
 
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