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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)   "Actually, I'm getting out of prison today." "You're in the wrong line, dumbass." "Yeah, I'm a big dumbass. Sorry"   (santacruzsentinel.com) divider line 80
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2012-06-19 04:03:52 PM
Idiocracy is a documentary
 
2012-06-19 05:12:46 PM
Asinine tag is currently on the lam...
 
2012-06-19 05:41:11 PM
FTA: "It's definitely an error on our part and we're taking full responsibility for that"

I'm kind of shocked to see them admit to that. But does that mean that he's not going to be held responsible for being dumb enough (smart enough?) to walk out like that?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-06-19 05:48:23 PM
He walked to a staff door and pushed a buzzer. He was "inadvertently released" by a correctional officer who was monitoring a closed-circuit security camera, Verinsky said.

I understand when workers in office buildings and residents of apartment complexes ignore the rules saying never let anybody in without checking ID, retina scan, DNA, fingerprints, and references. You'd think jail workers would at least try to think about their job.
 
2012-06-19 05:51:40 PM
Souza just marched right out?
 
2012-06-19 05:59:04 PM

serpent_sky: FTA: "It's definitely an error on our part and we're taking full responsibility for that"

I'm kind of shocked to see them admit to that. But does that mean that he's not going to be held responsible for being dumb enough (smart enough?) to walk out like that?


Came here to say this. Certainly don't see that type of accountability much.

I'm sure they'll clear this up by firing the Deputy that said it.
 
2012-06-19 06:03:30 PM

FloydA: Souza just marched right out?



Step up and receive your internet credit,sir.
 
2012-06-19 06:10:32 PM
t0.gstatic.com

"Crucifixion?"
"Er, no, freedom actually."
"What?"
"Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere."
"Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then."
"No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really."
"Oh yes, very good. Well..."
"Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left."
 
2012-06-19 07:01:29 PM
Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?
 
2012-06-19 07:35:46 PM

NewportBarGuy: Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?


THIS.

He's not a danger to society; he's an inconvenience to society.
 
2012-06-19 07:38:24 PM

NewportBarGuy: Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?


Non-violent doesn't mean he's not a danger to the public. Based on his mugshot, I'm guessing he has a meth lab in his basement. Or did. Until it blew up.
 
2012-06-19 07:39:18 PM
Mugshot is a total trollface
 
2012-06-19 07:40:03 PM

Guidette Frankentits: Idiocracy is a documentary


This.
 
2012-06-19 07:41:29 PM
Heh, just pushed the buzzer and strolled on out. That guy is sooooo fired.
 
2012-06-19 07:45:56 PM

One Bad Apple: Heh, just pushed the buzzer and strolled on out. That guy is sooooo fired.


A public employee fired? Not a chance. S/he will be suspended with pay and go to Hawaii.
 
2012-06-19 07:46:39 PM

FloydA: Souza just marched right out?


Victory.
 
2012-06-19 07:47:05 PM

One Bad Apple: Heh, just pushed the buzzer and strolled on out. That guy is sooooo fired.


future TSA professional
 
2012-06-19 07:47:24 PM

Apos: FloydA: Souza just marched right out?


Step up and receive your internet credit,sir.


They blew the whistle on him/
 
2012-06-19 07:47:27 PM

serpent_sky: I'm kind of shocked to see them admit to that.


They would have come up with a better story and not admitted fault had it actually been a serious violent criminal offender who escaped.

The most this guy is going to do is maybe burn himself with a shake & bake meth lab.
 
2012-06-19 07:47:30 PM

NewportBarGuy: Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?


Give them a break, it's not like they locked him up 21 times or anything.
 
2012-06-19 07:47:40 PM

serpent_sky: FTA: "It's definitely an error on our part and we're taking full responsibility for that"

I'm kind of shocked to see them admit to that. But does that mean that he's not going to be held responsible for being dumb enough (smart enough?) to walk out like that?


I blame the company which makes the door buzzer.

Wait... no... "we need more funding to prevent this sort of thing in the future."
 
2012-06-19 07:48:08 PM

FloydA: Souza just marched right out?


He'll do double time now.
 
2012-06-19 07:48:25 PM

caddisfly:

A public employee fired? Not a chance. S/he will be suspended with pay and go to Hawaii.



He will be demoted to blue waffle inspector until he quits.
 
2012-06-19 07:49:11 PM
FTA: "Verinsky described Souza as a "repeat offender with substance abuse issues." Souza had been booked into County Jail 21 times since 2002, according to jail records."

Time for the death penalty.
 
2012-06-19 07:53:10 PM

vudukungfu: FloydA: Souza just marched right out?

He'll do double time now.


or half time?
 
2012-06-19 07:53:33 PM
Jailed 21 times since 2002,I can see how they buzzed him thru.
He looked all to familar.
 
2012-06-19 07:54:11 PM

NewportBarGuy: Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?


"Police arrested him on suspicion of providing a false name to authorities"

Lying to cops? That's a jailin'.
 
2012-06-19 07:54:17 PM
Do you remember what I told you in the tunnel?
 
2012-06-19 07:54:23 PM

One Bad Apple: caddisfly:

A public employee fired? Not a chance. S/he will be suspended with pay and go to Hawaii.


He will be demoted to blue waffle inspector until he quits.


Christ on a Crutch!
No one google that,

jesus farking christ.
blue waffles

Christ.

Imma have a hangover someday at a very posh place and someone will put a plate of waffles with whipped cream and blueberries on it in front of me and I'mma barf a hose full of nachos and salsa all over the plate and say, DAMN YOU, One Bad Apple !!! Damn you to HELL.
and get tossed out and puke in the lobbv for good measure.
 
2012-06-19 07:55:48 PM

Guidette Frankentits: Idiocracy is a documentary


Sad, but so true.
 
2012-06-19 07:56:40 PM

Apos: FloydA: Souza just marched right out?


Step up and receive your internet credit,sir.


Torrent of Rubbish: FloydA: Souza just marched right out?

Victory.


/Flawless Victory
 
2012-06-19 07:56:46 PM
"Actually, I'm getting out of prison today." "You're in the wrong line, dumbass." "Yeah, I'm a big dumbass. Sorry"

Man, did I giggle when I opened the link and saw that mug!
 
2012-06-19 07:57:58 PM
Is it really an escape when he can just walk out like that?

"Hey. Open this door for me so I can go home"
"Okay you go"
 
2012-06-19 08:03:04 PM

Relatively Obscure: [t0.gstatic.com image 268x188]

"Crucifixion?"
"Er, no, freedom actually."
"What?"
"Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere."
"Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then."
"No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really."
"Oh yes, very good. Well..."
"Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left."


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-06-19 08:05:44 PM
"We made a mistake. Obviously it's an embarrassment for us. We're investigating to make sure it doesn't happen again," Verinsky said.

The door is now off limits to everyone, he said.


This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-06-19 08:07:24 PM

FloydA: Souza just marched right out?


I tried calling Souza's phone, but I didn't get an answer.
 
2012-06-19 08:08:17 PM

vudukungfu:

DAMN YOU, One Bad Apple !!! Damn you to HELL.
and get tossed out and puke in the lobbv for good measure.


image.spreadshirt.com


Enjoy your breakfast
 
2012-06-19 08:09:53 PM

NewportBarGuy: Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?


This

I suspect the answer is "To keep Law Enforcement and Correctional officers employed".
 
2012-06-19 08:10:09 PM
Why come you got no tattoo?
 
2012-06-19 08:17:17 PM
Gyrfalcon

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?

Non-violent doesn't mean he's not a danger to the public. Based on his mugshot, I'm guessing he has a meth lab in his basement. Or did. Until it blew up.


Non-violent also means he could have burglary, drug dealing, ID Theft, Theft, DUI and other non-violent crimes but certainly detrimental to the community and worthy of jail time. Repeat offenders rarely are "just" users. They have to support their habit somehow and gainful employment is rarely their go-to means.
 
2012-06-19 08:20:02 PM

caddisfly: One Bad Apple: Heh, just pushed the buzzer and strolled on out. That guy is sooooo fired.

A public employee fired? Not a chance. S/he will be suspended with pay and go to Hawaii.


And have no job to come back to that s/he will enjoy, I guarantee it.

Corrections officers are not happy with fools who can't do their jobs; and his/her co-workers will make life miserable when he/she returns.

I've seen it happen in public service jobs. It's not pretty.
 
2012-06-19 08:21:32 PM

Ed Finnerty: serpent_sky: FTA: "It's definitely an error on our part and we're taking full responsibility for that"

I'm kind of shocked to see them admit to that. But does that mean that he's not going to be held responsible for being dumb enough (smart enough?) to walk out like that?

Came here to say this. Certainly don't see that type of accountability much.

I'm sure they'll clear this up by firing the Deputy that said it.


And giving a raise to the guy that actually did it.
 
2012-06-19 08:27:56 PM

NewportBarGuy: Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?


Because consequences.
 
2012-06-19 08:31:01 PM

The Southern Dandy: NewportBarGuy: Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?

This

I suspect the answer is "To keep Law Enforcement and Correctional officers employed".


Exactly. War on drugs..
 
2012-06-19 08:36:23 PM

Ed Finnerty: serpent_sky: FTA: "It's definitely an error on our part and we're taking full responsibility for that"

I'm kind of shocked to see them admit to that. But does that mean that he's not going to be held responsible for being dumb enough (smart enough?) to walk out like that?

Came here to say this. Certainly don't see that type of accountability much.

I'm sure they'll clear this up by firing the Deputy that said it.


Which is sad. It's perfectly forgivable to fark up. I've farked up more than my fair share of times. When I do, I admit it and try to remedy it. And I think the vast majority are fine with that. People shouldn't feel the need to deny it.
 
2012-06-19 08:37:30 PM
I love my hometown but, damn Santa Cruz, you are so stupid.
 
2012-06-19 08:39:17 PM

RickyWilliams'sBong: Ed Finnerty: serpent_sky: FTA: "It's definitely an error on our part and we're taking full responsibility for that"

I'm kind of shocked to see them admit to that. But does that mean that he's not going to be held responsible for being dumb enough (smart enough?) to walk out like that?

Came here to say this. Certainly don't see that type of accountability much.

I'm sure they'll clear this up by firing the Deputy that said it.

Which is sad. It's perfectly forgivable to fark up. I've farked up more than my fair share of times. When I do, I admit it and try to remedy it. And I think the vast majority are fine with that. People shouldn't feel the need to deny it.


He had been booked into County Jail 21 times since 2002, according to jail records.
 
2012-06-19 08:40:28 PM
done in one.
 
2012-06-19 08:42:22 PM

Guidette Frankentits: Idiocracy is a documentary

 
2012-06-19 08:42:41 PM
"Deputies met Souza in downtown Santa Cruz about 12:30 p.m. and transported him back to jail. He was arrested on suspicion of escape and the other previous charges."

HA!! suspicion....SUSPICION?

What incentive was there to turn himself in? Dude may deserve some jail time, but at least drop the escape charge since A: it was your mistake and 2: he turned himself in.
 
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