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(People Magazine)   Now Johnny Depp has even more free time to spend with Tim Burton   (people.com) divider line 16
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2012-06-19 06:57:01 PM
2 votes:
Trouble in Paradis?
2012-06-19 05:40:07 PM
2 votes:

Zombie DJ: I was meh about him lately, but his cameo in 21 Jump Street had me in tears.


He had a cameo in the movie? shiat, not I have to rent it.
2012-06-19 05:01:48 PM
2 votes:

Raug the Dwarf: meh.

She always looked like Skeletor farked a Gremlin. I'm sure he could do a lot better.


Fark is not your personal 1980s fan fiction erotica site.
2012-06-20 11:56:33 AM
1 votes:

Cosmoboy: As a dude going through a break up, i gotta say to all those who have no sympathy because he can get any girl that he wants...it has nothing to do with what you can get and everything to do with what you wont get again....


/off to cry myself to sleep.
//bawwww thread?


This. My girlfriend and I broke up after 7 years 2 months ago and it still hurts -- and EVERYBODY that knows we're broke up is completely shocked and nobody saw it coming, even me. It was an amicable break-up because we both need to get some priorities in our lives straightened out, but man I miss everything about her all the time -- even the stuff I hated. I know once I bed a new girl that will help a lot, but I still can't help but to think about my ex all the time and it sucks :(

/no, she didn't cheat on me
//will cry in my beer tonight
2012-06-20 12:16:07 AM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I wonder how he'll ever get over this.

Probably by sleeping on his huge pile of money hats with many beautiful ladies.


FTFY
2012-06-19 11:22:43 PM
1 votes:
As a dude going through a break up, i gotta say to all those who have no sympathy because he can get any girl that he wants...it has nothing to do with what you can get and everything to do with what you wont get again....


/off to cry myself to sleep.
//bawwww thread?
2012-06-19 09:34:29 PM
1 votes:
Dem Teeth

cdn.wwtdd.com
2012-06-19 08:55:57 PM
1 votes:

LesserEvil: I think this guy is willing to jump in to help her get over the relationship.

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x560]


dtdstudios.com

Yikes! Now I understand why he wears so much make up in his films.
2012-06-19 08:31:14 PM
1 votes:

Raug the Dwarf: meh.

She always looked like Skeletor farked a Gremlin. I'm sure he could do a lot better.


upload.wikimedia.org

Still waiting for Skeletor's call.
2012-06-19 05:45:32 PM
1 votes:
Please, no more Burton and Depp team ups. None, stop it.

As for Depp being single. Oh damn. If I had tonnes of cash, fame and a huge house I wouldn't a long time girlfriend or a wife. I'd sleep with so many women that man kind would erect a momument to me with the name of every woman I slept with, kind of like the Vietnam Memorial, only it would just be titled "Read this list, your mom is probably on it."
2012-06-19 05:40:42 PM
1 votes:
NOW that is
2012-06-19 05:35:49 PM
1 votes:
Oh no. Poor Johnny Depp.

I bet it will be MINUTES before he can get laid again. His poor cock might start to unprune from the past two decades it's spent pickled in pussy juice.
2012-06-19 05:32:52 PM
1 votes:
Speaking as a man whose wife would leave him in a heartbeat if she felt there was a shot at getting Mr. Depp I'd just like to say GODDAMMITSOMUCH.
2012-06-19 05:16:10 PM
1 votes:

The_Sponge: Raug the Dwarf: meh.

She always looked like Skeletor farked a Gremlin. I'm sure he could do a lot better.

Fark is not your personal 1980s fan fiction erotica site.


Hold on. Let him speak....
2012-06-19 04:59:37 PM
1 votes:
I wonder how he'll ever get over this.

Probably by sleeping on his huge pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
2012-06-19 04:57:34 PM
1 votes:
meh.

She always looked like Skeletor farked a Gremlin. I'm sure he could do a lot better.
 
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