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(People Magazine)   Now Johnny Depp has even more free time to spend with Tim Burton   (people.com) divider line 70
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2012-06-19 11:35:06 PM

optional: And then Helena Bonham Carter will be mine!


NOT SO FAST BUB.
 
2012-06-20 12:07:33 AM
I'm just going to say this: see "The Girl on the Bridge".
 
2012-06-20 12:16:07 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I wonder how he'll ever get over this.

Probably by sleeping on his huge pile of money hats with many beautiful ladies.


FTFY
 
2012-06-20 01:39:03 AM

thecpt: theorellior: Johnny Depp could be wading in hot and cold running pussy if he wished, I'm not gonna be too sad about this development.

Ummm... why is it cold? That is a really creepy picture in my head...Kind of throwing up over here.

/Maybe it's cold because it's a corpse...bride


It's only creepy at first, but then the cold and stillness becomes this beautiful thing. It's really an amazing experience.
 
2012-06-20 01:58:55 AM

TravisBickle62: He has a lot of lines on his face


Ed Finnerty: Yikes! Now I understand why he wears so much make up in his films.


Wow.. I found something too obscure on Fark, I guess.

Then again, the movie was a flop in so many ways.
 
2012-06-20 04:40:00 AM
I seriously do not understand the attraction of someone being gap toothed. One media outlet was gushing over "Vanessa's lovely gap-toothed grin" and I was like, really?

/I don't understand Japanese girls infatuation with Ferengi teeth either.
 
2012-06-20 06:02:16 AM

Ed Finnerty: Yikes! Now I understand why he wears so much make up in his films.


terribleanalogies.com


Read LesserEvil's caption. Look closely at the picture. If you're still not clear on who that isn't, do a TinEye search.

/Sorry to hear they're kaput
//That guy is gonna get so much trim
 
2012-06-20 06:50:08 AM
Does this mean his next movie project will be "Paradis Lost"?
 
2012-06-20 07:56:55 AM
I am more than willing to go comfort Johnny Depp in this time of need.

Farkettes, the line forms behind me.
 
2012-06-20 08:26:39 AM

Cosmoboy: As a dude going through a break up, i gotta say to all those who have no sympathy because he can get any girl that he wants...it has nothing to do with what you can get and everything to do with what you wont get again....


/off to cry myself to sleep.
//bawwww thread?


Basically this. While I know my recent breakup was a good thing intellectually, emotionally I'm still upset. In particular I'm upset because the relationship, at least on her side, basically just evaporated. I'd imagine something like that happened with Depp.
 
2012-06-20 08:37:44 AM
He'll probably end up with one of the Olsen trolls.
 
2012-06-20 08:59:01 AM
Where's that old pic I had.. (flips through my download folder) Ah..

homepage.mac.com
 
2012-06-20 11:56:33 AM

Cosmoboy: As a dude going through a break up, i gotta say to all those who have no sympathy because he can get any girl that he wants...it has nothing to do with what you can get and everything to do with what you wont get again....


/off to cry myself to sleep.
//bawwww thread?


This. My girlfriend and I broke up after 7 years 2 months ago and it still hurts -- and EVERYBODY that knows we're broke up is completely shocked and nobody saw it coming, even me. It was an amicable break-up because we both need to get some priorities in our lives straightened out, but man I miss everything about her all the time -- even the stuff I hated. I know once I bed a new girl that will help a lot, but I still can't help but to think about my ex all the time and it sucks :(

/no, she didn't cheat on me
//will cry in my beer tonight
 
2012-06-20 12:24:39 PM

Ashtrey: Let's make this a 'girls who would do Depp given half a chance' thread.

So post any female you think of.


No way, not happening, not even with someone elses puss puss. He basically has the same dental hygiene habits as saber gapped tooth tiny with a side of next day alcohol seeping from his sweat glands smell. BIG PASS!
 
2012-06-20 12:46:43 PM

Peekachicka: Ashtrey: Let's make this a 'girls who would do Depp given half a chance' thread.

So post any female you think of.

No way, not happening, not even with someone elses puss puss. He basically has the same dental hygiene habits as saber gapped tooth tiny with a side of next day alcohol seeping from his sweat glands smell. BIG PASS!


Studwoman69?
 
2012-06-20 01:45:19 PM

Mr.Poops: Cosmoboy: As a dude going through a break up, i gotta say to all those who have no sympathy because he can get any girl that he wants...it has nothing to do with what you can get and everything to do with what you wont get again....


/off to cry myself to sleep.
//bawwww thread?

This. My girlfriend and I broke up after 7 years 2 months ago and it still hurts -- and EVERYBODY that knows we're broke up is completely shocked and nobody saw it coming, even me. It was an amicable break-up because we both need to get some priorities in our lives straightened out, but man I miss everything about her all the time -- even the stuff I hated. I know once I bed a new girl that will help a lot, but I still can't help but to think about my ex all the time and it sucks :(

/no, she didn't cheat on me
//will cry in my beer tonight


Yup. Ours was amicable too. We live a hundred miles away from each other, she thought it was an insurmountable distance. She's working a new job and we both work weekends and never see each other. There's a possibility that after the summer work is over we could shake things out, but it's hard to be hopeful...
 
2012-06-20 06:46:40 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Read LesserEvil's caption. Look closely at the picture. If you're still not clear on who that isn't, do a TinEye search.

/Sorry to hear they're kaput
//That guy is gonna get so much trim


Thank you. Had to Tin Eye it to figure it out.

I learned something new today. Yet I feel like I got ripped off.
 
2012-06-20 09:34:54 PM

Ed Finnerty: 100 Watt Walrus: Read LesserEvil's caption. Look closely at the picture. If you're still not clear on who that isn't, do a TinEye search.

/Sorry to hear they're kaput
//That guy is gonna get so much trim

Thank you. Had to Tin Eye it to figure it out.

I learned something new today. Yet I feel like I got ripped off.


Clearly, Tim and Eric's "Billion Dollar Movie" wasn't a hit with Farkers.

/For good reason
 
2012-06-21 11:48:17 AM
Eh, he'll be taken again in no time. Sorry ladies.
 
2012-06-21 02:00:30 PM
Count me out. I never got on the Johnny Depp bandwagon. Not a fan of slight and scruffy, fey and offbeat. And Vanessa Paradis is one of those typical Frenchwomen who are very slender and self-assured, yet aren't necessarily any better looking than average.

Nathan Fillion should be sleeping with one eye open, though, if I ever get within grabbing range of him.
 
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